#monsterdon balled to death by a car.

These two in the car didn't appear interested in each other until the music began, and then they suddenly got that look in their eyes, and it was on! Ball time!

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I'm honestly kind of amazed any men in the 70s ever got laid if they looked like this.

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ewww, main characters contrived romance plot

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#Monsterdon “Abstinence… not much difference around here.”

“If I thought it would kill you I might.”

I do believe I like this scriptwriter.

Level of insight on Freudian theory: The screenwriter stubbed his toe on a copy of "The Interpretation of Dreams." #monsterdon

She's like, "...Oh. Really? Well, don't expect me to get involved." #Monsterdon

Our ultra macho loudmouth who "screws his old lady" also drinks his manly beer with tea-drinker's pinky. #monsterdon

Love that this is a union-supporting film, lol

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okay, random love theme/kiss. do both of these people die in the end please? #monsterdon

@fabio sadly yes. #Monsterdon

Psychosomatic death? is that just imagining yourself dead? #monsterdon

"She's Probably Not a Bee Girl (Love Theme from Bee Girls)" #monsterdon

I 100% believe Freud said this #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Yep, I'm ready for all the dudes in this movie to die. Just EW. I'm totally Team Bee Women

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SUddenly a Starksy & Hutch broke out. #monsterdon

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This entomologist lady has proto princess Leia hair

Death By Sexual Fantastic Hysteria #monsterdon

oh so the bee girls are one giant bee per girl, but why are they bees, do bees fuck each other to death or is that something only bee girls do and the bee part is just incidental #monsterdon

Was balling an actual expression in the 70s? #monsterdon

@jonny
Oh nevermind! Wrong person #monsterdon

apparently they thought we needed a view through multi-faceted bug eyes to understand that woman was a predatory bee lady. (we didn't)

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Oh, SHE's gonna be fun. #Monsterdon

Eight guys are dead from balling! #monsterdon

@msh essentially, yes; a lot of 70s flicks can be described that way. #Monsterdon

dogs and cats, balling each other - MASS HYSTERIA!
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These anti-abstinencers have the same energy as anti-maskers.

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@bstacey or taking the lead out of gasoline!

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Was afraid we were gonna cut to a scene of that loud guy, "screwing his old lady." #monsterdon

oh dang, that's way too many of that dude to see at once #Monsterdon

Ah period pieces. Mustaches! Inappropriate cop/suspect sexual contact! Labor unions!

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Oh dang forgot about #monsterdon again, beehave ya’ll

OH MAN WE HAVE BEE GIRL VISION lololol

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They're gonna take their balls and go home!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

I found this movie on youtube
I will watch it after lunch
first time you have watched something I could watch here
and you are already nearly done
LOL
All the naked talk made me curious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FaWxV4sjk&t=83s

#Monsterdon “Total sexual abstinence!”

Crowd erupts into vehement protests. Notice they’re all coming from the men, I’m just saying.

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Is this some kind of weird 70s bee-take on Lysistrata?

#Monsterdon The Corral has Western music - but not country.

@moira Held together, it keeps the rust together. #Monsterdon

I wonder what kind of union they are

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#Monsterdon "nobody's trying to legislate or dick-tate your private morals"

She is sooo bee-youtiful! #Monsterdon

OOoooo BURN!
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@Taweret I remember hearing it back in the day, but it's probably way down on the Google ngram charts #monsterdon

@strangefour lol yeah if they're going to put this messed up plot in the movie I can at least appreciate the staging here!

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'In every dream home a heartache'

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Something about Gretchen bugs me. #monsterdon

Venereal disease is swole, we get it #monsterdon

You know, if this is what it takes to get a union going, solidarity forever. #monsterdon

A nighttime application of aoli is important to maintain skin elasticty.

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well, we got a union and a union... bar? that's kinda neat. #monsterdon

@Taweret I'm wondering if it's legit 70s slang that didn't last long, of if this movie just needed a word that sounded cool but wasn't "fucking".

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"...and I won't let some doctor keep me from screwing my wife, or anyone else for that matter!"

We get it, you're polyam 🙄

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#monsterdon "We've put up with a lot of dumb ideas of the past few years! Like vaccines!"

I'm rooting for the bee women.

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his entire truck is covered in REAGAN '76 bumper stickers

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oh good lord what was that face lotion, lard?

@jonny
She's an entomologist, right? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe One of the first sex scenes we saw was in literal broad daylight!

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Genuinely? In 2025's United States, that sort of profligacy with one's face cream is bananas #Monsterdon

People are not happy about the suggestion of abstention. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the requisite The Straights Are Not Okay scene. #Monsterdon

Ooh "guy riles up the townsfolk based on wild speculation" would go great on the bingo card

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I’m watching this on dvd, where it is paired with another film, “Invasion of the Star Creatures”, which is a very silly early 60s film where the two aliens are of the “big woman please step on me” variety. Definite thematic parallel, though far less toplessness in that one. #monsterdon

Dang, now that is a bedroom power glyph #monsterdon

Relationship Goals!
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Is this #Monsterdon is what happens when Americans try to make a European movie? All the tiddies and bumcheeks and ballin' *sheesh*

#monsterdon Epic Epitaph: Dead from Ballin'

I mean, this movie was in the 80s, no? Wasn't that when AIDS was starting to be a big deal?

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I have legit never heard sex referred to as 'ballin' outside of this movie

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what kinda aluminum and fiberglass headboard is THAT? #monsterdon

Not tonight, honey, there's a Bee Girl epidemic.
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@Taweret what's the tune because all i'm getting is 'freefalling' like "i'm bee... bee ballin" #monsterdon

Not loving the rampant gay man erasure #monsterdon

I know that cop. He was on Hogans Heroes 🤪 #Monsterdon

@srol We're all in suspenders! --dad #MonsterDon

Suspender Samson is getting all worked up.

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Someone needs to hop on that upright piano and start a rousing rendition of 'flight of the bumblebee'!

shit where's that meme from the other day about ballin' when I need it
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@socketwench Tbh it's possible that they originally intended to make a softcore porn movie with a monster angle, but for some reason switched to making a monster movie with a lot of offscreen balling. #Monsterdon

Suspenders are so hot

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Too horny to die, too full of bee venom to live. #monsterdon

Squeak. Squeak I say.
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Dicktate #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

In particular I'm grateful these children were here to listen to that authentic frontier gibberish. #Monsterdon

Those sunglasses she is wearing are again such 79s glasses. #Monsterdon

It's Jackie-o with the sunglasses!
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@paco I find it very interesting that this storyline, so far, seems extremely secular. Normally, in these old horror movies, religion would play some part, but this one decided not to play that angle at all.

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'Gabby Johnson is right!'

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We have lukewarm CoffeeSign at the press conference. --#CoffeeWatch

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@flowerpot Peckham, but yeah

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@randy_s [Law & Order Dun-Dun SFX]
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Nobody is trying to "dick" tate your private lives! #monsterdon

"iceberg" aka didn't respond positively to sexual harassment #Monsterdon

Amarillo fats there "screwing anything else"??

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"Me for one, I ain't gonna give up on any pleasure I get from screwing my lady!"

And just like that, we were suddenly in 2024's school board meetings?

NOT ENOUGH BEE GIRLS HERE YET, MOVIE

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Doctor: "I suggest total sexual abstinence"

Old creepy guy: "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE"

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Nice blue vagina design on the pillows. #monsterdon

"Total sexual abstinence" This was '73 Regan wasn't even president yet. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls