@msh essentially, yes; a lot of 70s flicks can be described that way. #Monsterdon

These anti-abstinencers have the same energy as anti-maskers.

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dogs and cats, balling each other - MASS HYSTERIA!
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@bstacey or taking the lead out of gasoline!

#monsterdon

Was afraid we were gonna cut to a scene of that loud guy, "screwing his old lady." #monsterdon

oh dang, that's way too many of that dude to see at once #Monsterdon

Ah period pieces. Mustaches! Inappropriate cop/suspect sexual contact! Labor unions!

#monsterdon

Oh dang forgot about #monsterdon again, beehave ya’ll

OH MAN WE HAVE BEE GIRL VISION lololol

#Monsterdon

They're gonna take their balls and go home!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

#Monsterdon “Total sexual abstinence!”

Crowd erupts into vehement protests. Notice they’re all coming from the men, I’m just saying.

I found this movie on youtube
I will watch it after lunch
first time you have watched something I could watch here
and you are already nearly done
LOL
All the naked talk made me curious

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1FaWxV4sjk&t=83s

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Is this some kind of weird 70s bee-take on Lysistrata?

#Monsterdon The Corral has Western music - but not country.

I wonder what kind of union they are

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@moira Held together, it keeps the rust together. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "nobody's trying to legislate or dick-tate your private morals"

She is sooo bee-youtiful! #Monsterdon

OOoooo BURN!
#Monsterdon

@Taweret I remember hearing it back in the day, but it's probably way down on the Google ngram charts #monsterdon

@strangefour lol yeah if they're going to put this messed up plot in the movie I can at least appreciate the staging here!

#Monsterdon

'In every dream home a heartache'

#Monsterdon
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Something about Gretchen bugs me. #monsterdon

Venereal disease is swole, we get it #monsterdon

You know, if this is what it takes to get a union going, solidarity forever. #monsterdon

A nighttime application of aoli is important to maintain skin elasticty.

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well, we got a union and a union... bar? that's kinda neat. #monsterdon

@Taweret I'm wondering if it's legit 70s slang that didn't last long, of if this movie just needed a word that sounded cool but wasn't "fucking".

#monsterdon

"...and I won't let some doctor keep me from screwing my wife, or anyone else for that matter!"

We get it, you're polyam 🙄

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#monsterdon "We've put up with a lot of dumb ideas of the past few years! Like vaccines!"

I'm rooting for the bee women.

#monsterdon

his entire truck is covered in REAGAN '76 bumper stickers

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oh good lord what was that face lotion, lard?

@jonny
She's an entomologist, right? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe One of the first sex scenes we saw was in literal broad daylight!

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Genuinely? In 2025's United States, that sort of profligacy with one's face cream is bananas #Monsterdon

People are not happy about the suggestion of abstention. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the requisite The Straights Are Not Okay scene. #Monsterdon

Ooh "guy riles up the townsfolk based on wild speculation" would go great on the bingo card

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I’m watching this on dvd, where it is paired with another film, “Invasion of the Star Creatures”, which is a very silly early 60s film where the two aliens are of the “big woman please step on me” variety. Definite thematic parallel, though far less toplessness in that one. #monsterdon

Relationship Goals!
#monsterdon

Dang, now that is a bedroom power glyph #monsterdon

Is this #Monsterdon is what happens when Americans try to make a European movie? All the tiddies and bumcheeks and ballin' *sheesh*

#monsterdon Epic Epitaph: Dead from Ballin'

I mean, this movie was in the 80s, no? Wasn't that when AIDS was starting to be a big deal?

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I have legit never heard sex referred to as 'ballin' outside of this movie

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what kinda aluminum and fiberglass headboard is THAT? #monsterdon

Not tonight, honey, there's a Bee Girl epidemic.
#monsterdon

AHAHAHAHHA! That's a hilarious death shot.
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Not loving the rampant gay man erasure #monsterdon

@Taweret what's the tune because all i'm getting is 'freefalling' like "i'm bee... bee ballin" #monsterdon

I know that cop. He was on Hogans Heroes 🤪 #Monsterdon

@srol We're all in suspenders! --dad #MonsterDon

#monsterdon My god, the harmony with current #uspol is both remarkable and ghastly.

Suspender Samson is getting all worked up.

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Someone needs to hop on that upright piano and start a rousing rendition of 'flight of the bumblebee'!

shit where's that meme from the other day about ballin' when I need it
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@socketwench Tbh it's possible that they originally intended to make a softcore porn movie with a monster angle, but for some reason switched to making a monster movie with a lot of offscreen balling. #Monsterdon

Suspenders are so hot

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Too horny to die, too full of bee venom to live. #monsterdon

Squeak. Squeak I say.
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Dicktate #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

In particular I'm grateful these children were here to listen to that authentic frontier gibberish. #Monsterdon

Those sunglasses she is wearing are again such 79s glasses. #Monsterdon

It's Jackie-o with the sunglasses!
#monsterdon

@paco I find it very interesting that this storyline, so far, seems extremely secular. Normally, in these old horror movies, religion would play some part, but this one decided not to play that angle at all.

#Monsterdon

'Gabby Johnson is right!'

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We have lukewarm CoffeeSign at the press conference. --#CoffeeWatch

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@randy_s [Law & Order Dun-Dun SFX]
#Monsterdon

@flowerpot Peckham, but yeah

#Monsterdon

Nobody is trying to "dick" tate your private lives! #monsterdon

"iceberg" aka didn't respond positively to sexual harassment #Monsterdon

Amarillo fats there "screwing anything else"??

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Nice blue vagina design on the pillows. #monsterdon

"Me for one, I ain't gonna give up on any pleasure I get from screwing my lady!"

And just like that, we were suddenly in 2024's school board meetings?

NOT ENOUGH BEE GIRLS HERE YET, MOVIE

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Doctor: "I suggest total sexual abstinence"

Old creepy guy: "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE"

#Monsterdon

"Total sexual abstinence" This was '73 Regan wasn't even president yet. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

So, why do these ladies have Johnny Agar eyes? #MonsterDon

#monsterdon ohaorry I forgot about heteronormitivity

Civic, union, and religious leaders...! That's covering the bases all right 🤨

#monsterdon

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VD was a big deal at this time. They even referred indirectly to it in my Catholic school.

Cheech and Chong had at least one bit on it. They were not mentioned in my school.

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Immediate outcry at a call for abstinence? Respect, dude, even if your odds are low on rolling them bones #Monsterdon

OH the folks in full bright red getups are women. So yeah they're definitely bee-ified.

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hahaha yeah uh huh, total sexual abstinence #monsterdon

HOLD IT #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Ah! A curfew. Because no one is horny after dark. #monsterdon

That stucco ceiling in the morgue looks like someone’s living room #Monsterdon

'I have a theory
That it’s a Bee Girl
A buzzing Bee-Girl—
No!, something’s not quite right there.'

#Monsterdon
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the only solution is total abstinence. welp, nice knowing you, Town of Peckem. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait is the sheriff Andy Kaufman? Either way I think that mustache inspired Jay Chandrasekhar's character in Super Troopers

#monsterdon a curfew as if people dont fuck during the day

@moira Nah, there's a bunch of people out there balling too #monsterdon

So you're going to share your complex and sketchy hypothesis for the very first time at a town meeting

yah sure you deserve whatever you get

#Monsterdon

Straight to abstinence.

#Monsterdon

FREE

BALLIN'

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big sunglasses lady has got to be a bee girl, which suggests that the bee girls are capable of controlling their bee sounds and they are not just a big hollow human puppet skinbag with a bunch of bees flying around inside of it making them move. #monsterdon

Are all the guys wearing yellow the next victims #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

This place is called Peckum?
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls

@Violinknitter
Supposedly just an "R" rating. They seem to be technically avoiding crotch shots, which I guess was enough?

#Monsterdon