"Louder!"

Wanna see something swell?

#Monsterdon

Typical dude, punishing everyone for their bad bee-havior

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"Eight guys are dead from balling!"

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This suspenders man is doing some real intense lipwork #monsterdon

WRITER'S KINK #8: FORCED CHASTITY

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Should I assume every woman in red is a bee lady?

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Anyone doing the body count????? I’ve lost track #monsterdon

Yes, as we all know, people only have sex after sundown. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon BITCH

in this day and age, the scientist would have a pinboard

and a lot of string...

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Yeah, like that dude is a sex dynamo. #monsterdon

If you have the symptoms of an infucktion-- infection! i meant infection! *runs out of the room crying* #monsterdon

Why do you need a curfew if literally everyone in town is in this one shot?

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Cool teapot.

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“LOUDER!”

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The voice channel needed to be like 5-10dB louder than it is.

#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Hey, movie, leave some of the "swelled" jokes for the rest of us

@yatsu Ah yes, the leading asshole in the state :D #Monsterdon

The most unlikely man to get some tonight being outraged is extremely on point 😂

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Where is the church? Everyone who has had sex has died a horrible death. Surely the church can save us all.

#monsterdon

@diazona It was the 70s. Math wasn't a priority.
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Having this press conference in a middle school gymnasium.

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“…and that's why we handed out pearls at the beginning of this hearing for your clutching pleasure."

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Dr Murder of Peckerham.

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venereal disease? more like venereal deez bees #amirite

#monsterdon

"louder!"
"WE THE GOD-FEARING RESIDENTS OF ROCK RIDGE!"
#monsterdon

Yes it is Peckham

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Stop laughing! We need to get to the main thrust of this topic if we're going to bring this meeting to its climax.

#monsterdon

HAS SWELLED
*HAS SWELLED*

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We can all go to bed. This movie is mocking itself and doesn’t need us. #Monsterdon

"swelled" LOL

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Genuinely? In 2025's United States, I think that if the government offered most folks the chance to have sex so amazing that death by heart attack was guaranteed, ... we'd lose a generation #Monsterdon

swelled, get it?

because sex

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THREE points of uniformity!!

(and "apparently" is funny)

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VENEREAL DISEASE

HAS SWELLED

#monsterdon

INHUMAN VD! COMING FOR OUR YOUTH! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They're really laughing at that bow tie.

Iceberg or bare minimum standards? #monsterdon

"Hi, I fucked your husband to death. Wanna meet?" #Monsterdon

Lmao can we please have a 90 minute compilation of

Beautiful young woman: hey 😘
Older schlubby man: oh hey 😍
MURDER

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@goinfawr Ding Ding Ding

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This is a satire. Isn't it?

#monsterdon

Reading out the occupations of the victims, the sheriff sounds like he's reading a nursery rhyme.

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It's a draw-by-numbers! you guys, it's a draw-by-numbers! and it looks like this:

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*bangs gavel

“The horny meeting will come to order.” #Monsterdon

"Now y'all know me... Y'know how I earn a livin'. Now I'll find this hot chick for five. But I'll kill them for ten." #Monsterdon

Good hair on the doctor. #monsterdon

This is set three years into the decade of leaded fuels, is that right?

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"Let's hook up to talk about how I fucked your husband to death. I might fuck you too."
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Oh YES

This is the scene LMAO #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Thrombosis = bee balling
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@lytta They had a couple of lines before they brought up Mr. Grabowski though #monsterdon

There's nothing "barely disguised" about this writer's kink.

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Just think about it boys! Cumming and going at the same time. #Monsterdon

Red blazer. (Egregiously bright) red tie. And okay the american flags PROBABLY don't count but also... I guess they do.

Multiple people in the audience of this wearing bright red outfits???

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OK, WHAT dead body in the morgue on the floor who is NOT the dead body they came to investigate THEN an immediate cut to another scene?
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I’m now suffering through SIX Tubi ads and I will be hopelessly behind from now on #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And it’s a slab in the lab! Body 4!

Buzz! Officer Body 5!

swelled. heh

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PRESS CONFERENCE IN THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AUDITORIUM #monsterdon

That porno stash #Monsterdon

@paco Happens to me all the time.

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#monsterdon Are they in an attic? And Autopsy Attic?

This movie has a lot of sex and dead bodies
#monsterdon

Watching Liquid Sky (1982) in another tab simultaneously. Chosen because that's also about a woman killing men with sex.

#monsterdon

Except for William Smith's, every single male character in this movie is named 'Herb'—maybe a couple of 'Marty's.

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It feels like killing this many dudes is going to attract a lot of attention. They're going to attract a sting operation.

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#Monsterdon the men in this movie would probably say that you CaN'T JoKe AbOuT AnytHiNg in 2025

@annathepiper i was going to say earlier i'm not going to remember all their names but it looks like it probably won't matter! #monsterdon

THe Meeeting of the Stop Balling Bee Women Club is called to order. #monsterdon

Hello lady? Well yes I just happened to be at a motel with your husband when he died, let’s hang out? Nothing weird about that #monsterdon

actually, this movie is about a suspicious batch of viagra getting unloaded in the town. #monsterdon

yeah, an epidemic of... poorly written and poorly acted zero-budget films... #monsterdon

Nice blocking! Lol #Monsterdon

@miriamrobern@dice.camp Oh, it's entomology! I kept hearing animology!

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The writers undisguised fetish the movie?
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Strategic placement of lab equipment, CHECK! 🤭

@aprilfollies Depends on the kind of scientist, but yeah I kind of see it

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let not anything bad happens to the pretty white mice!
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The main character is played by someone I know primarily as Conan’s dad from Conan the Barbarian, though he does have a pretty robust filmography. #monsterdon

I sorta miss the flange music with a cut to credits with every kill.

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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there.

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#monsterdon The body count in this movie is rolling up awfully quickly, eh? We're up to what, five or six already? Eight?

AND ZERO BEES, come _on_

Darn. On Tubi and sound cut out and it jumped back almost to the beginning. #Monsterdon

Another naked dead male. Then ad.

Quit the body count in this one. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

They brought this film in on budget by not buying any lighting #monsterdon

If I was faced with men of the calibre of these scientists I'd be an iceberg too.

#monsterdon

Whiplash body reveals!!!

JUMP SCARE!

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@aprilfollies agreed

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13 minutes in and two pairs of breasts.
But even more pasty dead white guys.
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...the man died orgasming. #monsterdon

“His it’s kinda dark out here and we are definitely not shooting day for night”. #Monsterdon

He was only 32 years from retirement

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“Enemalogical”? That’s…

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strategically placed erlenmeyer flask, iconic #monsterdon

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Harv, bee careful I think she's a bee grrrl!

She did not notice sitting on a coprse's arm? #Monsterdon

Body count: 3?

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Red test tube holder. Red tie. Red---- oh that's blood

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