So, why do these ladies have Johnny Agar eyes? #MonsterDon

#monsterdon ohaorry I forgot about heteronormitivity

Civic, union, and religious leaders...! That's covering the bases all right 🤨

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VD was a big deal at this time. They even referred indirectly to it in my Catholic school.

Cheech and Chong had at least one bit on it. They were not mentioned in my school.

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Immediate outcry at a call for abstinence? Respect, dude, even if your odds are low on rolling them bones #Monsterdon

OH the folks in full bright red getups are women. So yeah they're definitely bee-ified.

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hahaha yeah uh huh, total sexual abstinence #monsterdon

HOLD IT #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

That stucco ceiling in the morgue looks like someone’s living room #Monsterdon

'I have a theory
That it’s a Bee Girl
A buzzing Bee-Girl—
No!, something’s not quite right there.'

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the only solution is total abstinence. welp, nice knowing you, Town of Peckem. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait is the sheriff Andy Kaufman? Either way I think that mustache inspired Jay Chandrasekhar's character in Super Troopers

#monsterdon a curfew as if people dont fuck during the day

@moira Nah, there's a bunch of people out there balling too #monsterdon

So you're going to share your complex and sketchy hypothesis for the very first time at a town meeting

yah sure you deserve whatever you get

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Straight to abstinence.

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FREE

BALLIN'

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big sunglasses lady has got to be a bee girl, which suggests that the bee girls are capable of controlling their bee sounds and they are not just a big hollow human puppet skinbag with a bunch of bees flying around inside of it making them move. #monsterdon

Are all the guys wearing yellow the next victims #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

This place is called Peckum?
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@Violinknitter
Supposedly just an "R" rating. They seem to be technically avoiding crotch shots, which I guess was enough?

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"Louder!"

Wanna see something swell?

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Typical dude, punishing everyone for their bad bee-havior

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"Eight guys are dead from balling!"

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This suspenders man is doing some real intense lipwork #monsterdon

WRITER'S KINK #8: FORCED CHASTITY

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Should I assume every woman in red is a bee lady?

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Anyone doing the body count????? I’ve lost track #monsterdon

Yes, as we all know, people only have sex after sundown. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon BITCH

in this day and age, the scientist would have a pinboard

and a lot of string...

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Yeah, like that dude is a sex dynamo. #monsterdon

If you have the symptoms of an infucktion-- infection! i meant infection! *runs out of the room crying* #monsterdon

Why do you need a curfew if literally everyone in town is in this one shot?

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Cool teapot.

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“LOUDER!”

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The voice channel needed to be like 5-10dB louder than it is.

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#monsterdon Hey, movie, leave some of the "swelled" jokes for the rest of us

@yatsu Ah yes, the leading asshole in the state :D #Monsterdon

The most unlikely man to get some tonight being outraged is extremely on point 😂

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Where is the church? Everyone who has had sex has died a horrible death. Surely the church can save us all.

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@diazona It was the 70s. Math wasn't a priority.
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Having this press conference in a middle school gymnasium.

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“…and that's why we handed out pearls at the beginning of this hearing for your clutching pleasure."

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Dr Murder of Peckerham.

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venereal disease? more like venereal deez bees #amirite

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"louder!"
"WE THE GOD-FEARING RESIDENTS OF ROCK RIDGE!"
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Stop laughing! We need to get to the main thrust of this topic if we're going to bring this meeting to its climax.

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Yes it is Peckham

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HAS SWELLED
*HAS SWELLED*

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We can all go to bed. This movie is mocking itself and doesn’t need us. #Monsterdon

"swelled" LOL

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Genuinely? In 2025's United States, I think that if the government offered most folks the chance to have sex so amazing that death by heart attack was guaranteed, ... we'd lose a generation #Monsterdon

swelled, get it?

because sex

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THREE points of uniformity!!

(and "apparently" is funny)

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VENEREAL DISEASE

HAS SWELLED

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INHUMAN VD! COMING FOR OUR YOUTH! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon They're really laughing at that bow tie.

Iceberg or bare minimum standards? #monsterdon

"Hi, I fucked your husband to death. Wanna meet?" #Monsterdon

Lmao can we please have a 90 minute compilation of

Beautiful young woman: hey 😘
Older schlubby man: oh hey 😍
MURDER

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@goinfawr Ding Ding Ding

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This is a satire. Isn't it?

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Reading out the occupations of the victims, the sheriff sounds like he's reading a nursery rhyme.

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It's a draw-by-numbers! you guys, it's a draw-by-numbers! and it looks like this:

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*bangs gavel

“The horny meeting will come to order.” #Monsterdon

"Now y'all know me... Y'know how I earn a livin'. Now I'll find this hot chick for five. But I'll kill them for ten." #Monsterdon

Good hair on the doctor. #monsterdon

This is set three years into the decade of leaded fuels, is that right?

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"Let's hook up to talk about how I fucked your husband to death. I might fuck you too."
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Oh YES

This is the scene LMAO #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

Thrombosis = bee balling
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@lytta They had a couple of lines before they brought up Mr. Grabowski though #monsterdon

There's nothing "barely disguised" about this writer's kink.

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Just think about it boys! Cumming and going at the same time. #Monsterdon

Red blazer. (Egregiously bright) red tie. And okay the american flags PROBABLY don't count but also... I guess they do.

Multiple people in the audience of this wearing bright red outfits???

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OK, WHAT dead body in the morgue on the floor who is NOT the dead body they came to investigate THEN an immediate cut to another scene?
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I’m now suffering through SIX Tubi ads and I will be hopelessly behind from now on #Monsterdon

swelled. heh

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PRESS CONFERENCE IN THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AUDITORIUM #monsterdon

That porno stash #Monsterdon

@paco Happens to me all the time.

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#monsterdon Are they in an attic? And Autopsy Attic?

Watching Liquid Sky (1982) in another tab simultaneously. Chosen because that's also about a woman killing men with sex.

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This movie has a lot of sex and dead bodies
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Except for William Smith's, every single male character in this movie is named 'Herb'—maybe a couple of 'Marty's.

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It feels like killing this many dudes is going to attract a lot of attention. They're going to attract a sting operation.

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#Monsterdon the men in this movie would probably say that you CaN'T JoKe AbOuT AnytHiNg in 2025

@annathepiper i was going to say earlier i'm not going to remember all their names but it looks like it probably won't matter! #monsterdon

THe Meeeting of the Stop Balling Bee Women Club is called to order. #monsterdon

actually, this movie is about a suspicious batch of viagra getting unloaded in the town. #monsterdon

Hello lady? Well yes I just happened to be at a motel with your husband when he died, let’s hang out? Nothing weird about that #monsterdon

yeah, an epidemic of... poorly written and poorly acted zero-budget films... #monsterdon

Nice blocking! Lol #Monsterdon

@miriamrobern@dice.camp Oh, it's entomology! I kept hearing animology!

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The writers undisguised fetish the movie?
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Strategic placement of lab equipment, CHECK! 🤭

@aprilfollies Depends on the kind of scientist, but yeah I kind of see it

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