I don't wanna like this goon from State here to protect federal interests in whatever weapons research bullshit this is, but William Smith is selling it to me
Ahh before the 555-555-1234 phone numbers.
what is this strange booth contraption?
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'Area code 202 state department 905'??
@Rory29 Ahh okay then, that sounds like the one. The preview suggested it was a 2023 movie and the image it shows looks nothing like the movie I'm watching.
I need more balling deaths! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon I cackled #RIPGuyInTheYellowShirt
She doesn't know where the car is? Didn't she go there with him? #monsterdon
@SnoopJ I know, right?! I was going to say the same thing! This film is surprising me in all sorts of ways.
you know what will make you stop feeling uptight? go for it #monsterdon
#Monsterdon And for a change of pace, we have automotive manslaughter. Wait, no, he already died from sun-snu. Up to 10 victimsβ¦
classic feds vs local cops subplot! really enriches the film.
805 area code? Are they in Simi Valley? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ouch!
really losing my interest by how few boingies and bells are going on soundtrack wise lately #monsterdon
Now a more normal murder. Run over by a car. #Monsterdon
FLIES ARE DROPPING, AGAR #Monsterdon
not that uptight, given how much sex is going on in this town. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This buzzing sound effects sounds a lot like the one from the #GreenHornet and it's really confusing me!
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
We have a serious contender for knocking the Robot Vs Aztec Mummy off the worst #Monsterdon Movie spot
#Monsterdon Can you say tight a few more times? I don't think everyone caught that.
Unexpected positive masculinity
Sheriff gets along alright is his sex town #monsterdon
Every guy in this movie is named Peter or Dick. Probably. #Monsterdon
Ah yes, the local yokels doin' their ballin'
And other things you could say on film. #Monsterdon
Romantic piano music. π #Monsterdon
β...found him with his pants around his ankles, dead of a massive you know what."
βA shit?β
Oh yeah bee ladyβs gonna ball him #monsterdon
#monsterdon psychosomatic death is terrifying #invasionOfTheBeeGirls
while typing: Holy SHIT the Wah pedal in that action music the guitarist's foot probably fell right off afterward.
Sir, you are not getting along alright. #monsterdon
Letβs just assume the doctor is dead, I guess.
"Dead of a massive you-know-what"
No. I don't know what :blobtonguewink: #Monsterdon
"The mowing down a dude with a car" music is pretty catchy.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
"A curfew, possibly sundown, be set up..." A sundown town is not quite the same thing as having a curfew and doesn't have anything to do with the events in this movie thus far. #Monsterdon
Did he say "look, penis?"
Wow I think I'm right about the yellow clothes lmaooooo #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
I don't have time for an argument of Niney-Tenny with you tonight. #monsterdon
No fuckin!?
Oh so "ballin" is slang for sex back in the 70s. Huh. Weird choice.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Paging @icetsvu for #monsterdon duty
#Monsterdon Apparently, jokeβs on the bee girls, some guys are into that.
damn, just showed the dude getting run over right there on camera, and then a lingering shot of his dead body. alright, i see you 1970s barely not-porn movie. #monsterdon
Future generations: 'Why did she have to get out of the car to call Peters?'.
@diazona you can practically see the MAGA hat slowly growing out of his skull. #Monsterdon
"...well, at least this one wasn't due to balling."
Woah. Bee vision! π #Monsterdon
@Taweret I could just keep repeating this for the rest of the movie and it would be basically accurate
They just ran him the fuck over. I take back every bad word I said about this movie. This is a masterpiece. #Monsterdon
"You know I've never kissed a cop before."
Heh, they just left the dummy in the street :P #Monsterdon
Spontaneous kissing was impossible in a 70s car, you had to slide across a king size bed's worth of seat
That's gotta sting
"Be Pollen!" Bpftpftpft #WrongBritishComedy #MonsterDon
Jesus! It's Doctor Murder!
Oh, "Murger". It was funnier the way I heard it first. #monsterdon
Damn that is the most graphic car violence I have seen in a movie in a while
well that was violent
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they're mudgering dr. murger
#monsterdon
This entire movie is one giant Magneto's warning about attractive women being interested in you.
The music is BACK #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
CHRISTINE?! #monsterdon
I also have never kissed a cop before.
This movie has EVERYTHING⦠Freud, Mass Hysteria, a funk jazz soundtrack⦠abstinence! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon
Thereβs only protest about the proposed abstinence because theyβre suggesting the men stay abstinent #monsterdon
#monsterdon riddle me this: what does she see in him?
@Rory29 Huh from the preview that looks like an entirely different movie
(Ours is from 1973)
Pretty this where Ocean's Eleven got its soundtrack
dang. it's tough to lose all my respect so quickly, but knowingly kissing a cop sublimates that shit #Monsterdon
Bee Girls must have seen Crash. #monsterdon
ah yes, the traditional 70s chase theme. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon the slatherringgg
I could get away of this stupid camera car would get out from in front of me!!
"LOUDER!" they left the director directing the scene in?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Lips like honey
#monsterdon balled to death by a car.
These two in the car didn't appear interested in each other until the music began, and then they suddenly got that look in their eyes, and it was on! Ball time!
I'm honestly kind of amazed any men in the 70s ever got laid if they looked like this.
ewww, main characters contrived romance plot
#Monsterdon βAbstinenceβ¦ not much difference around here.β
βIf I thought it would kill you I might.β
I do believe I like this scriptwriter.
Level of insight on Freudian theory: The screenwriter stubbed his toe on a copy of "The Interpretation of Dreams." #monsterdon
She's like, "...Oh. Really? Well, don't expect me to get involved." #Monsterdon
Our ultra macho loudmouth who "screws his old lady" also drinks his manly beer with tea-drinker's pinky. #monsterdon
Love that this is a union-supporting film, lol
@fabio sadly yes. #Monsterdon
okay, random love theme/kiss. do both of these people die in the end please? #monsterdon
Psychosomatic death? is that just imagining yourself dead? #monsterdon
"She's Probably Not a Bee Girl (Love Theme from Bee Girls)" #monsterdon
I 100% believe Freud said this #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
SUddenly a Starksy & Hutch broke out. #monsterdon
Yep, I'm ready for all the dudes in this movie to die. Just EW. I'm totally Team Bee Women
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This entomologist lady has proto princess Leia hair
Death By Sexual Fantastic Hysteria #monsterdon
oh so the bee girls are one giant bee per girl, but why are they bees, do bees fuck each other to death or is that something only bee girls do and the bee part is just incidental #monsterdon
Was balling an actual expression in the 70s? #monsterdon
@jonny
Oh nevermind! Wrong person #monsterdon
apparently they thought we needed a view through multi-faceted bug eyes to understand that woman was a predatory bee lady. (we didn't)
Oh, SHE's gonna be fun. #Monsterdon
Eight guys are dead from balling! #monsterdon