Bruce
brucetheknife@newsie.social
@eigen of course it makes no sense at all. #Monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
eugh. these guys die like now, right? #monsterdon
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Uh, graphic sexual assault isn't funny, this is gross.
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Wait, this was written by Nicholas Meyer? As in the writer of the three best Star Trek films? WTF? #monsterdon
Rufus J. Cooter
RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
Agar, you're a fooken fed. Where's ya gun at?
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
"Mr Secretary? There's women here who can kill a man by balling, and none of them will ball me!"
![[Emmett] [Redacted] [Redacted] the Guy](/media/avatars/e882d600e64e5fd72a98375fd65ee0a7e2cdd9812ef94817b9bbf1c862122335.jpg){kind=small}
[Emmett] [Redacted] [Redacted] the Guy
justabean@hellsite.site
#monsterdon bro what the fuck
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
RamenCatholic π’π
RamenCatholic@mindly.social
#Monsterdon holy shit a real phone number in a movie
Bugbear Butch
Sorl@goblin.camp
yonic pineapple pillowcases #monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
well this is unpleasant. #monsterdon
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Holy shit they murgered doctor murder! #monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π π π π π π¬ π― π±
oh no they're gonna bee sorry
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
Ew, there's viruses all over that payphone handset #monsterdon
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Does that phone number still work? π¬
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
WHAT? A NAKED BREAST? HOW SURPRISING!
#monsterdon
Matt Panaro
eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo
anybody have any insight into how/why the hell this is a State Department problem? As opposed to almost any other gov't agency?
#monsterdon
Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank
EmptySet@dobbs.town
Supposedly: especially in the case of apparent homicide, local police are generally _happy_ to have any other law-enforcement agency step in to take over. The investigations are expensive in cash and human-hours.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
Receiving a call on a pay phone is one of those TV/movie tropes that has never made any sense to me
Blue
blue@bigshoulders.city
they cut a scene of one of these guy's funerals with Anna Chlumsky crying and asking where his glasses are #monsterdon
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
Okay, I've only seen a few minutes, already team bee girls! #MonsterDon
steev hise
detritus@todon.eu
wait was that a non-555 number?!
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
is phone booth sex going to be kink 10?
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
A pinkie? Oh is this a gay bar?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Space Catitude π
TerryHancock@realsocial.life
#Monsterdon
I enjoyed the "bee vision" -- we're well past it now, but I was typing...
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
I don't wanna like this goon from State here to protect federal interests in whatever weapons research bullshit this is, but William Smith is selling it to me
Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia π‘
jchaven@social.sdf.org
Ahh before the 555-555-1234 phone numbers.
4 8 15 16 23 42
Taweret@octodon.social
what is this strange booth contraption?
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π π π π π π π¬ π― π±
'Area code 202 state department 905'??
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Rory29 Ahh okay then, that sounds like the one. The preview suggested it was a 2023 movie and the image it shows looks nothing like the movie I'm watching.
January Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
I need more balling deaths! #monsterdon
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
She doesn't know where the car is? Didn't she go there with him? #monsterdon
Julie
Julie@sunny.garden
#Monsterdon I cackled #RIPGuyInTheYellowShirt
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster
@SnoopJ I know, right?! I was going to say the same thing! This film is surprising me in all sorts of ways.
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
you know what will make you stop feeling uptight? go for it #monsterdon
aprilfollies
aprilfollies@mastodon.online
#Monsterdon And for a change of pace, we have automotive manslaughter. Wait, no, he already died from sun-snu. Up to 10 victimsβ¦
steev hise
detritus@todon.eu
classic feds vs local cops subplot! really enriches the film.
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
805 area code? Are they in Simi Valley? #monsterdon
Brooke Vibber :neocat_cofe:
brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net
#Monsterdon ouch!
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
really losing my interest by how few boingies and bells are going on soundtrack wise lately #monsterdon
Paul Chernoff
paulc@mstdn.social
Now a more normal murder. Run over by a car. #Monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
FLIES ARE DROPPING, AGAR #Monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
not that uptight, given how much sex is going on in this town. #monsterdon
Kevin C π¬
kcarr2015@mstdn.social
#Monsterdon This buzzing sound effects sounds a lot like the one from the #GreenHornet and it's really confusing me!
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Steggy
steggy@sunny.garden
We have a serious contender for knocking the Robot Vs Aztec Mummy off the worst #Monsterdon Movie spot
athena_rising
athena_rising@beige.party
#Monsterdon Can you say tight a few more times? I don't think everyone caught that.
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Unexpected positive masculinity
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Sheriff gets along alright is his sex town #monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Every guy in this movie is named Peter or Dick. Probably. #Monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Ah yes, the local yokels doin' their ballin'
And other things you could say on film. #Monsterdon
Bruce
brucetheknife@newsie.social
Romantic piano music. π #Monsterdon
sean
sean@skj.social
β...found him with his pants around his ankles, dead of a massive you know what."
βA shit?β
Fabio! π
fabio@toot.cat
Oh yeah bee ladyβs gonna ball him #monsterdon
Randy_underscore_S
randy_s@mefi.social
#monsterdon psychosomatic death is terrifying #invasionOfTheBeeGirls
while typing: Holy SHIT the Wah pedal in that action music the guitarist's foot probably fell right off afterward.
Srol
srol@mellified.men
Sir, you are not getting along alright. #monsterdon
Cecelia
helianthropy@tech.lgbt
Letβs just assume the doctor is dead, I guess.
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co
"Dead of a massive you-know-what"
No. I don't know what :blobtonguewink: #Monsterdon
MooMoo the Cat
flowerpot@mas.to
"The mowing down a dude with a car" music is pretty catchy.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Bugbear Butch
Sorl@goblin.camp
"A curfew, possibly sundown, be set up..." A sundown town is not quite the same thing as having a curfew and doesn't have anything to do with the events in this movie thus far. #Monsterdon
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
Did he say "look, penis?"
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
Wow I think I'm right about the yellow clothes lmaooooo #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
Srol
srol@mellified.men
I don't have time for an argument of Niney-Tenny with you tonight. #monsterdon
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
No fuckin!?
Oh so "ballin" is slang for sex back in the 70s. Huh. Weird choice.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
crazypedia
crazypedia@officemarx.party
Paging @icetsvu for #monsterdon duty
aprilfollies
aprilfollies@mastodon.online
#Monsterdon Apparently, jokeβs on the bee girls, some guys are into that.
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
damn, just showed the dude getting run over right there on camera, and then a lingering shot of his dead body. alright, i see you 1970s barely not-porn movie. #monsterdon
Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank
EmptySet@dobbs.town
Future generations: 'Why did she have to get out of the car to call Peters?'.
RamenCatholic π’π
RamenCatholic@mindly.social
@diazona you can practically see the MAGA hat slowly growing out of his skull. #Monsterdon
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
sean
sean@skj.social
"...well, at least this one wasn't due to balling."
Bruce
brucetheknife@newsie.social
Woah. Bee vision! π #Monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Taweret I could just keep repeating this for the rest of the movie and it would be basically accurate
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
They just ran him the fuck over. I take back every bad word I said about this movie. This is a masterpiece. #Monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Heh, they just left the dummy in the street :P #Monsterdon
GoinFawr
goinfawr@mstdn.social
"You know I've never kissed a cop before."
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
That's gotta sting
Louisa
Louisa@mastodon.xyz
Spontaneous kissing was impossible in a 70s car, you had to slide across a king size bed's worth of seat
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
"Be Pollen!" Bpftpftpft #WrongBritishComedy #MonsterDon
Angela Korra'ti
annathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.net
Andy Lundell π
apLundell@octodon.social
Jesus! It's Doctor Murder!
Oh, "Murger". It was funnier the way I heard it first. #monsterdon
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Damn that is the most graphic car violence I have seen in a movie in a while
lytta :SpinningCube:
lytta@hachyderm.io
well that was violent
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allanb
they're mudgering dr. murger
#monsterdon
Vanalope's Old Account
Vanalope@socel.net
This entire movie is one giant Magneto's warning about attractive women being interested in you.
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
The music is BACK #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
CHRISTINE?! #monsterdon
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
I also have never kissed a cop before.
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
This movie has EVERYTHING⦠Freud, Mass Hysteria, a funk jazz soundtrack⦠abstinence! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
#monsterdon riddle me this: what does she see in him?
January Cat
catzilla@toot.cat
Thereβs only protest about the proposed abstinence because theyβre suggesting the men stay abstinent #monsterdon
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@Rory29 Huh from the preview that looks like an entirely different movie
(Ours is from 1973)
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Pretty this where Ocean's Eleven got its soundtrack
The Embodiment of RED :fire_t:
thraeryn@hackers.town
dang. it's tough to lose all my respect so quickly, but knowingly kissing a cop sublimates that shit #Monsterdon
Dogwelder
dogwelder@jorts.horse
Bee Girls must have seen Crash. #monsterdon
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza
ah yes, the traditional 70s chase theme. #monsterdon
Julie
Julie@sunny.garden
#Monsterdon the slatherringgg
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
I could get away of this stupid camera car would get out from in front of me!!
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
"LOUDER!" they left the director directing the scene in?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Lips like honey