Hidden unicorn sex room?

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The marimba indicates the thrill of secret bookcase discovery.

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When I grow up, I want a secret room behind the bookshelf too.

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They gonna have themselves a corn teen.
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Gentlemen, please! No fighting in the sex room!

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#Monsterdon Are we suddenly in a different movie? After that last scene, I'm kinda hoping so.

The soundtrack is doing so much work here

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#Monsterdon behind the book case is .. the secret sex lair of a unicorn cult?

Handcuffs! The Kama Sutra! Doves! Doves?

@hollie doesthedogdie.com perhaps? I don't know if it covers this kind of thing though

Otherwise it's basically just if someone has watched it and knows what to expect

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Ok....the SA scene was not ok.
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#Monsterdon So many punchable faces, so few bee girls.

[assorted wacky noises]

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Ugh SA #monsterdon

Ah, the elusive bookcase nipple. #Monsterdon

Agar is going into the library to look at the books about how to ball good

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I gotta say. This one is definitely living down to expectations. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

Ah, there's my jaw harp again. It makes it all worthwhile.

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Oh...oh so they become bee girls. #monsterdon

that's right, this man beat a person to death and just walked off! sexual violence just written off! #monsterdon

Okay we have a site for Does The Dog Die, do we have anything like that for sexual assault? Because NO. No no no. No.

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anyway, back to hunky Columbo in his white 70s library #monsterdon

...did he fake a stomach injury during a fight to sucker punch the guy? You could just punch him, you're already in a fight

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If I was a federal cop who had been injured on the job, I'd consider carrying a gun.

I'll bet they're pretty handy when you have to fight for thugs single handedly.

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SECRET UNICORN!
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"You'll kill him!"

So what baby, I'm a fed, it's just a little extra paperwork. #Monsterdon

This must be an old film. None of these skeevy guys are packing guns #monsterdon

🅱️ oing
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#MONSTERDON As usual we are super late. "Amazing" graphics and music and fish eye lens work so far. 😂

@RobynGoodfellow is this even America?! lol #monsterdon

Bespoke teletype scene? This movie truly is spoiling me. (And horrifying me at times, for multiple reasons!)

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Kill all these dudes #monsterdon

Watermelon paper!

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[ Funk music playing ]

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That was the worst fake blood
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If he loses the fight he is getting balled.
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All the white guys looking essentially the same makes this scene more confusing than it ought to be.

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murder his ass Neil #monsterdon

Hey all I'm just tuning in to #Monsterdon tonight, what's going OHHHHHHHH NO.

#Monsterdon Uh… belated SA warning. Enough to make you see the bee girls’ point.

This is the only cop in the history of movies who doesn't have a gun. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

#monsterdon thought we had a different kind of community where we shared those kinds of details
But I guess it's my fucking fault for not looking it up haha

@diazona Yeah how can we avoid this in the future? Because that was NOT OKAY

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"Abstinence isn't gonne be anything new around here."
"Well if I were positive it was going to kill you, I'd do it."

Maybe these two shouldn't be married.

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Did he blow cig smoke on her boobs lol #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

so anyway I started blasting

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Oh goody, He-Man fed to the rescue. #Monsterdon

all of that was much more graphic than it needed to be

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#Monsterdon This will probably sound weird, but I've never seen anyone actually pull off Princess Anora's rear buns in live action.
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“This might take a while. Be with you in a minute. “ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon really not enjoying graphic sexual assault scene #invasionofthebeegirls

this scene feels pretty fucking unnecessary

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#Monsterdon well that was strangely satisfying.

Okay. I’m suddenly on the invading bee girls side.

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@steggy The real question, who's characters were more reprehensible , the ones here or the ones in Giant Spider Invasion?

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Ah, jeez, for anybody coming late: sexual assault warning around the 30-32 minute area. #monsterdon

@srol

well, he had to start somewhere,
I guess?

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@TerryHancock Yes, it was effective! #Monsterdon

Hold on a minute. I'm going to call the Secretary of State and wake his ass up and make him call me here on this payphone. #monsterdon

WOKKA CHIKKA CHASE MUSIC!
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bee girl revenge is going to be sweet #monsterdon

Uh...

Movie...

I COULD DO WITHOUT ON-CAMERA ATTEMPTED RAPE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, can some bee girls come along and sting these assholes please

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#monsterdon just wanna say that's 2 monsterdons in a row in implied rape and I'm feeling a type of way about that

@lytta Yes, it's pretty gross #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Uh-oh, I see an episode of phone sex coming.

and then those guys all caught on fire #monsterdon

This sucks. #monsterdon

@diazona oooh, I know something!

For some decades, entire buildings in some buildings would not have individual numbers. They'd use the number of the pay phone out front.

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@davesdogmaggie @fabio and if you couldn't get enough you might have been a "ball freak" 😂 #monsterdon

This is utterly absurd

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#Monsterdon remember phone booths?

where does superman change now

Man, Mario really led a seedy life before the Super Mario Super Show. #Monsterdon

This guy has a radio reciever #TwiddleThoseKnobs #MonsterDon

oh this is. graphic sexual assault on my screen. i'm just looking away for this part

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#TelephoneTrivia

Back when folks just answered ANY phone when it rang, we sometimes said "Mm-yello" instead of "Hello"!

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@eigen of course it makes no sense at all. #Monsterdon

eugh. these guys die like now, right? #monsterdon

Uh, graphic sexual assault isn't funny, this is gross.

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I hope she kills these 3

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Wait, this was written by Nicholas Meyer? As in the writer of the three best Star Trek films? WTF? #monsterdon

Agar, you're a fooken fed. Where's ya gun at?

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"Mr Secretary? There's women here who can kill a man by balling, and none of them will ball me!"

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#monsterdon bro what the fuck

@otheorange_tag Always #TeamMonster

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#Monsterdon holy shit a real phone number in a movie

yonic pineapple pillowcases #monsterdon

well this is unpleasant. #monsterdon

Holy shit they murgered doctor murder! #monsterdon

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oh no they're gonna bee sorry

Ew, there's viruses all over that payphone handset #monsterdon

Does that phone number still work? 😬

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WHAT? A NAKED BREAST? HOW SURPRISING!
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anybody have any insight into how/why the hell this is a State Department problem? As opposed to almost any other gov't agency?
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Supposedly: especially in the case of apparent homicide, local police are generally _happy_ to have any other law-enforcement agency step in to take over. The investigations are expensive in cash and human-hours.

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Receiving a call on a pay phone is one of those TV/movie tropes that has never made any sense to me

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they cut a scene of one of these guy's funerals with Anna Chlumsky crying and asking where his glasses are #monsterdon

Okay, I've only seen a few minutes, already team bee girls! #MonsterDon

wait was that a non-555 number?!

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is phone booth sex going to be kink 10?

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A pinkie? Oh is this a gay bar?
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I enjoyed the "bee vision" -- we're well past it now, but I was typing...