Where are the bee girls #monsterdon
@Taweret i figured, and no shade on you, i think more a reminder for all of us that to usually look stuff up before the movie starts to add that to the list of things to always check. #monsterdon
I do have the movie on I'm just running around trying to get my tasks done! π
I practiced martial arts for many years: perhaps I'll apply for a job at the State Departmentβ¦
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there was some kind of cool unicorn sculpture in this crazy mixed up room tho
@RobynGoodfellow It seems like in this universe firearms weren't invented #monsterdon
TBH very little of this seems to be advancing the plot at more than a glacial place anyway
#Monsterdon secret door in the sex book shelf
Takin' bets on the fishtank getting smashed. #Monsterdon
If only there was something he could tie him up with. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Someone send bee girls to kill these guys stat #monsterdon
Ahhh yes, the oil bead lamps.
I told y'all we should've watched "Piranha" and celebrated John Sayles. But nooo.
Bzz bzz.
Meanwhile, in another movie...
some instructional imagery, in case you need a little urging. #monsterdon
More bees, less rape, please #Monsterdon
Wow that's uh...quite the Zen Den #Monsterdon
The mourning doves are cute and deserve a lot more space to roam.
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "Neil Agar" is a name.
Ooo, a secret passage in the bookcase. Very classic Scooby Doo #Monsterdon
@diazona The assaulters were beaten up by Agar the Orrible #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ah yes, that academic tome, "Group Sex"
just a whole book on Group Sex. like Group Think, but sexier. #monsterdon
Oh good. Statue cock. #Monsterdon
welcome to the aquarium temple. #monsterdon
Hidden unicorn sex room?
The marimba indicates the thrill of secret bookcase discovery.
When I grow up, I want a secret room behind the bookshelf too.
They gonna have themselves a corn teen.
#monsterdon
Gentlemen, please! No fighting in the sex room!
#Monsterdon Are we suddenly in a different movie? After that last scene, I'm kinda hoping so.
The soundtrack is doing so much work here
@hollie doesthedogdie.com perhaps? I don't know if it covers this kind of thing though
Otherwise it's basically just if someone has watched it and knows what to expect
#Monsterdon behind the book case is .. the secret sex lair of a unicorn cult?
Handcuffs! The Kama Sutra! Doves! Doves?
Ok....the SA scene was not ok.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
#Monsterdon So many punchable faces, so few bee girls.
[assorted wacky noises]
Ugh SA #monsterdon
Ah, the elusive bookcase nipple. #Monsterdon
Agar is going into the library to look at the books about how to ball good
I gotta say. This one is definitely living down to expectations. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Ah, there's my jaw harp again. It makes it all worthwhile.
Oh...oh so they become bee girls. #monsterdon
that's right, this man beat a person to death and just walked off! sexual violence just written off! #monsterdon
Okay we have a site for Does The Dog Die, do we have anything like that for sexual assault? Because NO. No no no. No.
anyway, back to hunky Columbo in his white 70s library #monsterdon
...did he fake a stomach injury during a fight to sucker punch the guy? You could just punch him, you're already in a fight
If I was a federal cop who had been injured on the job, I'd consider carrying a gun.
I'll bet they're pretty handy when you have to fight for thugs single handedly.
SECRET UNICORN!
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"You'll kill him!"
So what baby, I'm a fed, it's just a little extra paperwork. #Monsterdon
This must be an old film. None of these skeevy guys are packing guns #monsterdon
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@RobynGoodfellow is this even America?! lol #monsterdon
#MONSTERDON As usual we are super late. "Amazing" graphics and music and fish eye lens work so far. π
Bespoke teletype scene? This movie truly is spoiling me. (And horrifying me at times, for multiple reasons!)
Kill all these dudes #monsterdon
Watermelon paper!
[ Funk music playing ]
That was the worst fake blood
#monsterdon
If he loses the fight he is getting balled.
#Monsterdon
All the white guys looking essentially the same makes this scene more confusing than it ought to be.
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon
murder his ass Neil #monsterdon
Hey all I'm just tuning in to #Monsterdon tonight, what's going OHHHHHHHH NO.
#Monsterdon Uhβ¦ belated SA warning. Enough to make you see the bee girlsβ point.
#monsterdon thought we had a different kind of community where we shared those kinds of details
But I guess it's my fucking fault for not looking it up haha
@diazona Yeah how can we avoid this in the future? Because that was NOT OKAY
"Abstinence isn't gonne be anything new around here."
"Well if I were positive it was going to kill you, I'd do it."
Maybe these two shouldn't be married.
Did he blow cig smoke on her boobs lol #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
so anyway I started blasting
Oh goody, He-Man fed to the rescue. #Monsterdon
all of that was much more graphic than it needed to be
#Monsterdon This will probably sound weird, but I've never seen anyone actually pull off Princess Anora's rear buns in live action.
#InvasionOffTheBeeGirls
βThis might take a while. Be with you in a minute. β #Monsterdon
this scene feels pretty fucking unnecessary
#Monsterdon really not enjoying graphic sexual assault scene #invasionofthebeegirls
#Monsterdon well that was strangely satisfying.
Okay. Iβm suddenly on the invading bee girls side.
@steggy The real question, who's characters were more reprehensible , the ones here or the ones in Giant Spider Invasion?
Ah, jeez, for anybody coming late: sexual assault warning around the 30-32 minute area. #monsterdon
@TerryHancock Yes, it was effective! #Monsterdon
Hold on a minute. I'm going to call the Secretary of State and wake his ass up and make him call me here on this payphone. #monsterdon
WOKKA CHIKKA CHASE MUSIC!
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
bee girl revenge is going to be sweet #monsterdon
Uh...
Movie...
I COULD DO WITHOUT ON-CAMERA ATTEMPTED RAPE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, can some bee girls come along and sting these assholes please
#monsterdon just wanna say that's 2 monsterdons in a row in implied rape and I'm feeling a type of way about that
@lytta Yes, it's pretty gross #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Uh-oh, I see an episode of phone sex coming.
and then those guys all caught on fire #monsterdon
This sucks. #monsterdon
@diazona oooh, I know something!
For some decades, entire buildings in some buildings would not have individual numbers. They'd use the number of the pay phone out front.
@davesdogmaggie @fabio and if you couldn't get enough you might have been a "ball freak" π #monsterdon
This is utterly absurd
#Monsterdon remember phone booths?
where does superman change now
Man, Mario really led a seedy life before the Super Mario Super Show. #Monsterdon
This guy has a radio reciever #TwiddleThoseKnobs #MonsterDon
oh this is. graphic sexual assault on my screen. i'm just looking away for this part