Those Royal Jelly Bee Mask spa treatments take awhile.
#Monsterdon Into the Easy Bake Oven...
This time,
on How It's Made:
Dead guys
Bee girls
Threats to the United States government
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"But I've got to chair a seminar at UCLA this afternoon!" ** stomps widdle foot in fwustwation
A quarantine checkpoint just isn’t a quarantine checkpoint without a crying baby in the background. #monsterdon
Are these new characters? I can't remember anyone else in this movie after the decade-long bee lady genesis sequence. #monsterdon
excellent editing. cut to the dead guy's face twice. brilliant
@blogdiva PhBees :D #Monsterdon
Secretary of State has a different role in this world apparently
who ordered this core don?
the secretary of state, and my name's not Don
they've got 15 minutes to wrap this up
I want to run the Peckham Sunglass Hut. I'd be rich. #monsterdon
Bee girls don't need to communicate verbally. They communicate through pheromones and interpretive dance!
#Monsterdon This is some 70s Spiderman super villain bulls**t.
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
ok, I'm getting curious how they will wrap up this movie in 20 minutes.
Another one that looks like it will end suddenly.
#monsterdon
is...there a baby at the blockade? #monsterdon
So…are the bees inside her or did they just all go away?
Darn now we have to wait 2 minutes for the next boob scene
@lytta Honestly, good call
In my mind this raises the question: Superman vs Bee Girl, who wins?
@diazona yeah but i wasn't bothering to watch the screen for any of it until the bee room
@hollie I missed your pun at first 😂 😂 😂 good one!
@wrog freedom from this movie?
BOOO THIS PERSON BOOOOO #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It'd be better if the fake corpse didn't breathe while the camera was on him. Ah well, he's dead... asleep. Or something.
I didn’t notice the hairnet earlier. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile in the factory
I do believe that that was a Realistic® (Radio Shack house-brand) 'color organ'.
And now back to steel, guys and corpses #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon you know you could charge a lot of money for a Glow-Up Marshmallow Bee Spa treatment.
Richard Pryor in Superman III?
#monsterdon
@brennen It's practically a Tarantino movie!
Meanwhile, at the industrial waste plant.
Whenever I see those big contact lenses covering someone's eyes in an old movie, all I can think about is how painful I've heard it was for the actors who wore them.
Honestly, he's not dead, he's still just surprised he managed to get off
I'm so very confused... like, why? @Taweret did you find this movie on some old time square catalogue?
FAST. CUT. time for smelting! #monsterdon
KISSING I MEANT KISSING NOT KILLING
There are a lot of people watching #Monsterdon for the first time this week that are getting quite the experience. #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
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Meanwhile, the men are working in the depths of hades I guess
@lytta oh I'd say this has long since gone past softcore porn
preposterous amount of tiddy in this movie, but nwo that we know it is all part of a lesbian bee ritual, this movie can stand to bring on even more #monsterdon
I'm just imagining the damage control I would have ahead of me had this been one of the #monsterdon movies I watched with my parents.
Apparently when you become a Bee Girl you get new thick dark eyelashes along with your compound eyes. #Monsterdon
Oh ok now it all makes complete sense.
@diazona Totally fails the Beechdel
#Monsterdon Yes that's what quarantine means sir.
what part of The Science Ritual, uh, needs the groping? is this an attempt to demonstrate a hive mind? #monsterdon
Where do I sign up to become a bee? #monsterdon
woah this really is an episode of How It's Made
#monsterdon
I guess the whole Nickelodeon slime thing had to come from somewhere #monsterdon
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why does bee-ification result in this why can't we have more other scenes that aren't like this???
What the fuck
@jonny The heroes we need right now.
Why is she being coated in fluffer nutter?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
I'm sure there's a rational explanation for all this.
...and that you guys are going to explain it to me.
"And this is where we killed the Terminator"
#monsterdon
Queen bees are bi-curious #monsterdon
bees are famous for their breasts, you see
WRITER'S KINK #13: Girls kissing but for straight men
crazy bee fetish this one with everyone touches themselves.
#monsterdon
It does remove fine lines!!!!
ORBS. #monsterdon
there she goes, full bee-ification. St Bee. #monsterdon
wait is this somehow a _babylon 5_ prequel
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beed.
#monsterdon I'll take a saphhic kiss, fine. Well crap, it damaged her corneas. Ah well.
#Monsterdon Spouse: “Best skincare treatment I’ve ever seen.”
Oh hey natural boobs! Hangin in there righty! #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
#Monsterdon
They got a bulk discount on "Sexy Lab Tech" Halloween costumes..?
what an elaborate ritual #Monsterdon
oh goddammit that's a colander over her head
Well we've learned it takes an entire calendar year to make a single bee lady #monsterdon
@jonny you never realized that your pencil case had turned into a bee pencil case, because it turns out that bee pencil cases are harmless
Serious Rocky Horror Picture Show vibes.
Chirpy sound effects make it more real. #Monsterdon
Once covered in bees, it's done, pop open that tortilla.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Covering people in silicone rubber is how you get Teletubbies #monsterdon
Bee-ware the B-Orgasm
there ARE some bee deep cuts in this movie but they haven't explained them at all.
man. the fetish scale really ramped up in the last 5-10 minutes.
I think it's safe to say the director has some offbeat kinks #Monsterdon
The Sexual Revolution was a mistake.
These bees didn't just stop at bee-stung lips.
She’s getting beefied! #monsterdon
man we used to make bookmarks this way by putting a bunch of elmers glue in the divot of a plastic pencil case and coloring around in it with markers to tie dye it. and if you took it out before it was cured you would get a sorta gooey bar thing that was even better than a bookmark #monsterdon
oh they're contacting the aliens with tones like in Close Encounters cool
"Did you enjoy this bee spa?" #monsterdon
There's something about the length of shots/scenes in 70s movies that just hits different.
For both enjoyable and non-enjoyable scenes.
That was one HELL of a spa treatment :blobwoah: #Monsterdon
It's like some kind of fabulous beauty treatment center
The cop should have investigated the sudden uptick in sales of ridiculous sunglasses. #Monsterdon
The wall panel of lights and switches is a nice touch for "science research" of bees.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Back to Wicker Man? #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
I am soooooo baked...
That shower cap appeared out of nowhere.
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon