#Monsterdon naked of course. it's the 70s

Faster BeeGirl, Kill! Kill!

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#nicholasmeyer
#russmeyer

shit need me one of those instant makeovers
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Is this all that off from actual LA beauty treatments?

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the bees gave her a shower cap?

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#Monsterdon put her in the beeinator

She's bee-utiful! #Monsterdon

@lytta It's how King Charles became king #monsterdon

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In the remake, instead of it being bees, the twist will be that the William Smith character is a virgin.

#ReverseWickerMan

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make the actress put bees in her mouth like Tony Todd did in Candyman! cowards!! #monsterdon

@strangefour I posted that before we got to the unending dome goop scene. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Cripes, these witches are really into mayonnaise!

The bees gave her makeup!
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#Monsterdon
Bee girls.
Literal bees.
AM CONFUSED BY THIS PREMISE!

boo bees!
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@srol "this one goes to eleven... bees"

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Congrats - you're a Bee Girl now! Here are your sunglasses!

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@srol "It goes to eleven." #Monsterdon

You get bees! And you get bees! AND YOU GET BEEEEES

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but what do all those blinky lights on the control panels mean?

Nice Shazam sound effect. #monsterdon

They'd get a more even coat if they used a low pressure high volume sprayer instead of their hands #monsterdon

oof ooof no. gotta look away for this one. glad they seem to have used a mannequin for this. eeesh.
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Note: this movie was made the year after "The Hellstrom Chronicle" (about insects taking-over the world) was a sort-of hit.

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I'm counting this white stuff as a cocoon for bingo purposes

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well minus the (half) naked ladies of course
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She's turning a dial that just says 'BEES' on it #monsterdon

betting she's going to emerge with better styled hair.

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this is how it always starts on How It's Made
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#monsterdon There are a lot more buttocks than I remember from having seen this on TV as a kid.

#Monsterdon Sweets to the sweet.

Bestagon window!

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I been saying it for years, convection ovens should just be standard. #monsterdon

Umm .. missed a spot.

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Is she a shrinky dink???

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compound eye mirror when you've got compound eyes must really compound things #monsterdon

Ghost in the Shell - "Making of a Cyborg" #monsterdon

as usual, if you are a kind of monster that is going to turn me into you by covering me with a bunch of elmers glue and baking me in bees for awhile, hook me up, no need to go through with the diabolical plan i'll just do that if that's what you want #monsterdon

Goop now we know it's historic roots

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Bees.

My god. #Monsterdon

what they gonna make a clay mold of her or something?
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#Monsterdon We'll remove her from the kiln and then it will be time to apply the glaze.

...this is a real "how many of the director's fetishes can we get into one shot" kind of scene isn't it

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They're making a mold of her! She's going to play an Auton! #Monsterdon

@bstacey I think they're baking too early

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Time to get baked

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wait, now we are at lesbian skincare?
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#Monsterdon Ooh, the Bee girls /recruit/ an Earth girl. But not by feeding her jelly. More techno, with flashing lights. Oh, and mirrors… oh, there’s the jelly. Ew?

OMG I wonder if Nick Meyer is related to Russ Meyer.

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It's like in Goldfinger, but instead of paint, we’re going to use this goop.

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So, we're okay with gang sexual assault as long as it's girl on girl? Just checking.
#Monsterdon #Beegirls

@aprilfollies @ohiofi helpfully pointed out the death-of-scientist music was Rimsky-Korsakov's "Scheherazade" https://mindly.social/@ohiofi@mastodon.social/113858394697411241 #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

are they aliens? or controlled by aliens? or what's going on?

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Calgon, take me away #Monsterdon

Is that bee pudding?
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Oh... so, now, they're contestants on Face Off, and they have to make a full body cast for a prosthetic.

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@starkraving666 Fucking TikTok nonsense man

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i'm not upset i stayed for this scene

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begin the nair ceremony! #monsterdon

I am atleast 5 minutes behind. And now excited to get to a geodesic dome. Hooray for something not about the people in this movie.
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NGL this is making me want to ball. #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social She's pupating, I guess?

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Officially the worst #Monsterdon movie

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Women rubbing paraffin(?) into a naked woman's breasts, this is the real point of this movie

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Part of the bee making process is getting covered in Hollandaise sauce. What, you didn't know that? #monsterdon

that's a LOT of aoli.

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Bee girls apparently big fans of Cynthia Plaster Caster’s work. #monsterdon

Slather her in marshmallow fluff! FOR SCIENCE

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is it supposed to be royal jelly? is that what's happening?

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btw this is *exactly* what happens when they allow kink at pride #monsterdon

this is one sexy bee cult #Monsterdon

Bee venom injection then inside contraption designed by Buckminster Fuller. Then icing all over by hand.

I think I'VE found a new kink.

#TeamBeeGirls
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What an annoying day on set for white goop woman. Probably was finding that stuff on herself for days. #monsterdon

#monsterdon damn uh

So is this a science thing, or just somebody's fetish? #Monsterdon

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This movie is turning Japanese, I really think so...

Marshmallow fluff, new skincare trend #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

...I spoke too soon

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That's just liquid latex because they're going clubbing after this

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is this the same substance that other lady was rubbing on her face

#monsterdon "Now the dough should be tacky, not sticky. We'll let it rise for ninety minutes or until doubled in size..."

The thing about a yogurt marinade is you really gotta work it into your roast. #monsterdon

wat

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queen bee giving other women orgasms by turning them into bees... aaand now we're sapphicly covering a naked lady with royal jelly i think

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Am never gonna look at those domed jungle gyms in parks the same way again.

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Asexual reproduction makes sense.

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they have frosted her like a cake

is this a ballin' thing?

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What in Ball's name? What the balls?

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Oh

goop

great :/ #Monsterdon

team

team

TEAM.

you EAT the stuff

not paint with it.

EAT it.

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I hear Bryan Johnson swears by this treatment. #Monsterdon

Holy Ooblek Batman this is getting weird #Monsterdon

I'm sure just a couple minutes ago the man said "no more butts." :blobtongue: #monsterdon

I'm a little disappointed they're not wearing Beehive hair styles.

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Mmmm. Yogurt. So sexy. #Monsterdon

it's ok, the computers work *fine* with increased background radiation #monsterdon

wow okay that "computer" panel has been in EVERYTHING until like... 1994.

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The government only buys the noisiest computers #monsterdon