#monsterdon "I lost my keys and don't have enough money to pay for the pizza"

@Configures Promulgated by sweaty men too #monsterdon

C'mon Stan, not even the Bee Girls would like you.
#monsterdon

@intothewestaway More of a sting, really. #Monsterdon

"Come on." Yeah that's not a trap.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#Monsterdon "a gamma count ... synthesizer."

The actor almost choked on that line.

hey! come check out this midriff! #monsterdon

Hoopish earrings. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon yeesh

yeah, she needs some help, she's hungry. #monsterdon

Can one of you guys help me? There’ll be balling later. #Monsterdon

Let's get these motherfuckin bees out of this motherfuckin shag rug lined conversation pit! #monsterdon

"God Damn Bees!!!"

#monsterdon #NicholasCage

...Wait is this film about HRT?

...HRBee

#Monsterdon

Hormone substitution?

So what you're saying is, the bee girls are canonically on HRT?

#Monsterdon

I'm only half listening and I'm already sure none of this science makes sense

#Monsterdon

Wow a woman telling a guy to calm down. Rather progressive.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
I dunno, I mean in a pinch.
#monsterdon

"I'm supposed to sexmurder a soldier, and I can't do it alone."
#monsterdon

"Maybe... maybe! If you tried covering the subject in Fluff..." #Monsterdon

that's...I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hormone replacement?! That sounds like science fiction!!

Oh!! That's not a blurry face on everyone's ID card. It's a fingerprint!! Because everyone walks around easily able to check fingerprints match ID cards.

#monsterdon

any time i don't want to do an experiment i'm just going to shake my hand a little and go "there are... metatheoretical problems" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm still in the honey ritual. I just remembered that a minute ago, the detective drove all the way to the lab to ask how many times a queen bee had sex.

@JoeWynne If they expect to scale up production they have to pay attention to the details #monsterdon

wait what about hormones?
#monsterdon

According to the chalkboard, this is a clear case of Jekyll and Aldehyde.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

@moira @Taweret oh: you're talking about the SHIRT…that's…better than what I thought you were talking about…
#monsterdon

Is this symbolism?
Do bees touch there tits alot?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

oh so this is a prequel to Sorry To Bother You.

#monsterdon

Whatever happened to the curfew they had decreed? I don't see anyone obeying this #monsterdon

Some 70s attire and big eye glasses and you have an easy, obscure group costume for a group of ladies.

#Monsterdon

"Can you cross a man and a horse?"

"Well how strong are your arms?"

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Yeah, looking at the yr comments, apparently the version I'm watching is heavily edited and missing about 20 minutes or more. From what I'm reading in the monsterdon comments, I'm not missing anything.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheheBeeGirls

@Zerofactorial
Did someone ask for a more even coat???

#monsterdon

"I think someone is make horse people, and then using them to have sex with bees!" #monsterdon

bee-stiality, you say?

#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

@Taweret Those yellow shirts seem to indicate this person will die shortly.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

wow. I did NOT know the Secretary of State could order military quarantine.

#Monsterdon

Her skin is so radiant after that beeswax treatment. #Monsterdon

sit here, and listen, and inhale the cigarette smoke! #monsterdon

Meanwhile, the US Bureau of Census is called into to count the victims of the bee women.

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's made of the creamiest butter!

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Don't bees communicate by wiggling? Or is that too campy for your super serious bee lady movie? #monsterdon

Oh no those soldiers have no defense against this.

#Monsterdon

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So the tubi plot summary claims that the bee grrlz were created in 'a secret defense department lab' but they'll have a lot of work to do to get that sorted in the next 19 mins

#Monsterdon "How do you feel?" "Buzzed."

You know, that's something that's always irked me. Like, they always represent bugs as seeing in a bunch of tiled hexagons, but why would that be? Why wouldn't they see like we do, in a single representation, merged from the multitude of available inputs by the brain?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh scientist lady, probably killer bee lady leader, eats a lot of sweets. Also wears sunglasses indoors. Not suspicious at all.

You know, I'm pretty sure this film has the highest concentration of sex scenes in #Monsterdon ever, and yet is the least actually arousing thing we've seen. #Monsterdon

The captain seems to remember his own warning. Also, trying to be professional. (I know that’s hard for some folks in power.)

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Aww dang thought she was gonna ball a cop to death how disappointing

Oh well at least we didn't have to watch it :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Hate to see him go, but love to watch him walk away (using my compound bee eyes!) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon .... is this music diagetic?

jeez, look at all those ancient computers and copy machines. <3 #monsterdon

He left! Damn, and I put on my bee eyes and everything.

#monsterdon

computer room
computer room
*standing up*
computer room!
computer room!
*banging table*
COMPUTER ROOM
COMPUTER ROOM

#Monsterdon

Would you like some honey in your tea?

BLEUUURGH

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#Monsterdon Sheriff Mustache goes to visit the widow… oh. She’s a widow, I get it…

Okay, we’ve left Penthouse territory and entered … National Geographic? Creature Features?#Monsterdon

you gotta be more subtle, lady. the cop was the one GIVING the damn no-sex press conference. #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic @The_Caretaker Either that or she was under some kind of mind control or something

Who even knows at this point

#Monsterdon

@jonny those who resist get hit by a car, just like how bees fight off carnivorous wasps

#monsterdon

yeah captain, with this moustache I guess you are next to die.
#monsterdon

Are you sure you won't change your mind and get balled to death? #Monsterdon

"...surely, you don't have anywhere else to … be."

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

She's just gonna straight up bite him. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I hope no bees were killed in the making of this movie.

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MRS Klein stoppit we've had enough of these scenes

is the resolution going to involve this one cop being the only man capable of resisting the allure of the bee girl. come on. what a waste. #Monsterdon

okay I don't wanna watch this guy ball either

#monsterdon

#monsterdon They had to run him over because he was so gay he would never with sexy bee killer women!

O. God. Not the bees... *yawn* not... the bees.
This won't bring your honey back.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

“Sorry, I just had this skin treatment and everything feels so lovely against my skin” #monsterdon

I wonder if these sunglasses were sold at sunglass parties in this town, like Tupperware or Avon.

#Monsterdon

Staaaaaaaay FOREVER!

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Wait the sheriff is doing the followup with the dead guy's wife

Is the sheriff a bee guy? Please let the sheriff be a bee guy

(although I'm pretty sure I'm about to be disappointed)

#Monsterdon

uhh, porcelain dalmatian doggo!
Joey Tribianni approves.
#monsterdon

PLEASE don't fuck the muffin-faced man. #Monsterdon

So the bee-sunglasses are the sign for the bee girls #Monsterdon

I like how we cut from the tits-out Bee Girl lair to some kind of, uh, foundry? This is what we in the biz call symbolism. About, like, the dichotomy of the sexes or something. #Monsterdon

@Taweret When there was 30 minutes left in the film I thought "Wow, I don't know if they have 30 minutes left of ground to cover," but then they spent half of the time getting that lady bee'd up #monsterdon

Hey, we've got an actual person of color, and he even gets lines - wasn't expecting this from the movie #monsterdon

does this house feature leather studded WALLS? #monsterdon

@ranjit

Air fryer

#monsterdon

"herv, dead? who was herv again? Oh, my husband."

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

@DinosaurRobo I guess I missed the image when I notice everyone perking up for the dome.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

@jmjm I wasn't, it just flew at me in the moment 😂

#monsterdon

Is this house riveted together?

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

ewwwww what... why... #Monsterdon

@The_Caretaker unless I missed something while typing, which frequently happens, that looked consensual to me. #Monsterdon

Those mustaches are not military regulation.
#Monsterdon #BeeGirls

She wears her sunglasses at night...

#monsterdon

@Taweret I'm hoping the bees get away with it

#monsterdon

I can think of one way a Bee Girl might escape this military quarantine guarded by these guys. Are you with me?

#Monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

@Cherizilla validation! 🎉

#Monsterdon

So why was everybody just hanging out at the road block?

I get that they wanted to leave town. But once you learn you can't, why stick around? #Monsterdon

Really this movie is a cautionary tale against big sunglasses. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls