You know, I'm pretty sure this film has the highest concentration of sex scenes in #Monsterdon ever, and yet is the least actually arousing thing we've seen. #Monsterdon
The captain seems to remember his own warning. Also, trying to be professional. (I know thatโs hard for some folks in power.)
Aww dang thought she was gonna ball a cop to death how disappointing
Oh well at least we didn't have to watch it :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon
Hate to see him go, but love to watch him walk away (using my compound bee eyes!) #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon .... is this music diagetic?
He left! Damn, and I put on my bee eyes and everything.
jeez, look at all those ancient computers and copy machines. <3 #monsterdon
computer room
computer room
*standing up*
computer room!
computer room!
*banging table*
COMPUTER ROOM
COMPUTER ROOM
#Monsterdon Sheriff Mustache goes to visit the widowโฆ oh. Sheโs a widow, I get itโฆ
Okay, weโve left Penthouse territory and entered โฆ National Geographic? Creature Features?#Monsterdon
you gotta be more subtle, lady. the cop was the one GIVING the damn no-sex press conference. #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic @The_Caretaker Either that or she was under some kind of mind control or something
Who even knows at this point
yeah captain, with this moustache I guess you are next to die.
#monsterdon
@jonny those who resist get hit by a car, just like how bees fight off carnivorous wasps
Are you sure you won't change your mind and get balled to death? #Monsterdon
"...surely, you don't have anywhere else to โฆ be."
She's just gonna straight up bite him. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I hope no bees were killed in the making of this movie.
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MRS Klein stoppit we've had enough of these scenes
is the resolution going to involve this one cop being the only man capable of resisting the allure of the bee girl. come on. what a waste. #Monsterdon
okay I don't wanna watch this guy ball either
#monsterdon They had to run him over because he was so gay he would never with sexy bee killer women!
O. God. Not the bees... *yawn* not... the bees.
This won't bring your honey back.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
โSorry, I just had this skin treatment and everything feels so lovely against my skinโ #monsterdon
I wonder if these sunglasses were sold at sunglass parties in this town, like Tupperware or Avon.
Staaaaaaaay FOREVER!
Wait the sheriff is doing the followup with the dead guy's wife
Is the sheriff a bee guy? Please let the sheriff be a bee guy
(although I'm pretty sure I'm about to be disappointed)
uhh, porcelain dalmatian doggo!
Joey Tribianni approves.
#monsterdon
PLEASE don't fuck the muffin-faced man. #Monsterdon
@ohiofi My dad had this album! ... in a closet, in a box. It's a good album. The cover is icing on the cake, so to speak. #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon
So the bee-sunglasses are the sign for the bee girls #Monsterdon
I like how we cut from the tits-out Bee Girl lair to some kind of, uh, foundry? This is what we in the biz call symbolism. About, like, the dichotomy of the sexes or something. #Monsterdon
@Taweret When there was 30 minutes left in the film I thought "Wow, I don't know if they have 30 minutes left of ground to cover," but then they spent half of the time getting that lady bee'd up #monsterdon
bee girls don't shave their legs because they can collect more pollen that way
Hey, we've got an actual person of color, and he even gets lines - wasn't expecting this from the movie #monsterdon
does this house feature leather studded WALLS? #monsterdon
@DinosaurRobo I guess I missed the image when I notice everyone perking up for the dome.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Is this house riveted together?
@jmjm I wasn't, it just flew at me in the moment ๐
"herv, dead? who was herv again? Oh, my husband."
ewwwww what... why... #Monsterdon
@The_Caretaker unless I missed something while typing, which frequently happens, that looked consensual to me. #Monsterdon
Those mustaches are not military regulation.
#Monsterdon #BeeGirls
She wears her sunglasses at night...
@Taweret I'm hoping the bees get away with it
I can think of one way a Bee Girl might escape this military quarantine guarded by these guys. Are you with me?
nobody noticed all the women in the town started heavily digging sunglasses. #monsterdon
@Cherizilla validation! ๐
Captain PETERS. #monsterdon
So why was everybody just hanging out at the road block?
I get that they wanted to leave town. But once you learn you can't, why stick around? #Monsterdon
Really this movie is a cautionary tale against big sunglasses. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
Those Royal Jelly Bee Mask spa treatments take awhile.
#Monsterdon Into the Easy Bake Oven...
This time,
on How It's Made:
Dead guys
Bee girls
Threats to the United States government
#monsterdon
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"But I've got to chair a seminar at UCLA this afternoon!" ** stomps widdle foot in fwustwation
A quarantine checkpoint just isnโt a quarantine checkpoint without a crying baby in the background. #monsterdon
Are these new characters? I can't remember anyone else in this movie after the decade-long bee lady genesis sequence. #monsterdon
excellent editing. cut to the dead guy's face twice. brilliant
@blogdiva PhBees :D #Monsterdon
Secretary of State has a different role in this world apparently
who ordered this core don?
the secretary of state, and my name's not Don
they've got 15 minutes to wrap this up
I want to run the Peckham Sunglass Hut. I'd be rich. #monsterdon
Bee girls don't need to communicate verbally. They communicate through pheromones and interpretive dance!
#Monsterdon This is some 70s Spiderman super villain bulls**t.
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
ok, I'm getting curious how they will wrap up this movie in 20 minutes.
Another one that looks like it will end suddenly.
#monsterdon
is...there a baby at the blockade? #monsterdon
Soโฆare the bees inside her or did they just all go away?
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Darn now we have to wait 2 minutes for the next boob scene
@lytta Honestly, good call
In my mind this raises the question: Superman vs Bee Girl, who wins?
@diazona yeah but i wasn't bothering to watch the screen for any of it until the bee room
@hollie I missed your pun at first ๐ ๐ ๐ good one!
@wrog freedom from this movie?
#monsterdon It'd be better if the fake corpse didn't breathe while the camera was on him. Ah well, he's dead... asleep. Or something.
BOOO THIS PERSON BOOOOO #Monsterdon
I didnโt notice the hairnet earlier. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile in the factory
I do believe that that was a Realisticยฎ (Radio Shack house-brand) 'color organ'.
And now back to steel, guys and corpses #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon you know you could charge a lot of money for a Glow-Up Marshmallow Bee Spa treatment.
Richard Pryor in Superman III?
#monsterdon
@brennen It's practically a Tarantino movie!
Meanwhile, at the industrial waste plant.
Whenever I see those big contact lenses covering someone's eyes in an old movie, all I can think about is how painful I've heard it was for the actors who wore them.
Honestly, he's not dead, he's still just surprised he managed to get off
I'm so very confused... like, why? @Taweret did you find this movie on some old time square catalogue?
FAST. CUT. time for smelting! #monsterdon
There are a lot of people watching #Monsterdon for the first time this week that are getting quite the experience. #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
KISSING I MEANT KISSING NOT KILLING
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Meanwhile, the men are working in the depths of hades I guess
@lytta oh I'd say this has long since gone past softcore porn
preposterous amount of tiddy in this movie, but nwo that we know it is all part of a lesbian bee ritual, this movie can stand to bring on even more #monsterdon
I'm just imagining the damage control I would have ahead of me had this been one of the #monsterdon movies I watched with my parents.
Apparently when you become a Bee Girl you get new thick dark eyelashes along with your compound eyes. #Monsterdon