8 minutes remaining and we HAVE THE RETURN OF THE FAST BOINGY BELLS. now all we need are the credits and we'll be in business at 10 scenes per minute #monsterdon
Hairest corpse ever?
@srol She just likes listing to minimalist electronic music whlie doing boring tasks #monsterdon
that actor made a pretty good 'i'm dead and i died in a moment of horror' face
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and now it's the theme from 'Shaft'
How did I forget about #Monsterdon ? Next week for sure!
@Taweret I kind of think that's the point.
so our Hero FBI Agent is gonna swoop in once more, is he. yawn. #monsterdon
"you'll be more than satisfied"
Who wants to start a bee girl society with me? #monsterdon
Despite the boo bees and bums and thirstiness I think we can all say for certain this is NOT an erotic movie at all #Monsterdon
this is at least a realistic blockade. #monsterdon
And we've got the music from 2001 A space Odyssey that end on... Honestly, that's more of a finish and a closing act than we usually get with monsterdon π
still a bad movie π₯
lol did they just reverse footage of the car driving to make it look like he backed out of there super fast #monsterdon
So, wait. Did he manage to kill her just as he also died?
Ahhhh, it's the Scintillation Spectrometer.
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why are there antelope heads on the wall
Well, you won't die anyway. More of a petit mort, really. #Monsterdon
@Taweret I was going to say that but didn't want people to question my virility #monsterdon
for a given value of safe. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Back and forth between likely killer lady sex seen and educational videos is uh, a choice.
@paco SCIENCE
Yeah I think the eyes do the killing. So if thatβs true they should have killed probably 100s more #monsterdon
Wait is Stan's wife a bee or not? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oldest trick in the book -- distract the soldiers with a pretty girl
Hard at work on the machine that goes "AWP-OOP" #monsterdon
we are waiting for the softporn soundtrack now.
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#Monsterdon a whole movie about husbands so mediocre that their wives turn into tit-rubbing lesbian bees
Fetish number... What are we on? Auto-erotic asphyxiation. #Monsterdon
we have 10 minutes left, gotta fit in one last slow motion softcore scene with an inexplicably steely-eyed man #monsterdon
I'm...kinda hoping they BOTH died, then? #monsterdon
I had to step away and don't know how far people are into the #Monsterdon movie. (It paused when I took off my headphones.)
I guess I'll just watch behind where others are.
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#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
i feel like we're going to be avoiding movies that are obvious sex-bait for at least half a year after this one
@ramsey that is definitely one kind of practical effect i don't mind being replaced by cgi #monsterdon
An IOTA of credibility. Okay then.
And I guess this goes to the State Dept.'s Undersecretary of Forced Mutation... ???
They really should be doing this under the power glyph in the bedroom. #monsterdon
"Wait, 'yes you're pretty' or 'yes, you're still not pretty'?" #monsterdon
OW, I broke my neck in that jump cut! #Monsterdon
@diazona OMG you're right. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Nice of them to play Funeral Mass by Pink Floyd at the graveside service
the second Crotch Shot of the movie. #monsterdon
Will Stan think his wife is sus, or will he get it on and ball?
"look, we gotta have a The Graduate scene in here!" #monsterdon
i forgot that non-bee girls could ball too, since balling has been so widely recognized as their art that they have become synonymous with it #monsterdon
so, this is the pocket gamma ray counter. Lots of tech in this movie
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"Am I still not pretty?"
"Yes."
Wait, so is Stan saying she IS pretty, or yes, she's still not pretty? This porn is so confusing
It sure seems like just stabbing these guys would be a lot more efficient. #Monsterdon
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STAN. When she does this you're supposed to not just say 'yes' and sit there like that.
#Monsterdon There is entirely more eyeing up of the opposite sex than Iβm used to seeing at funerals.
@bstacey Bet they were told to cover up a tad #monsterdon
so btw. having a movie with a bunch of scientists/biologists in it and a character named Agar who *isn't* a scientist seems like a real missed opportunity
yes, you're still not pretty.
@Taweret good for her I guess
Wasn't able to make #Monsterdon due to a Netflix date with friends walking me through the last 3 episodes of Season 2 of #Arcane.
Worth it!
Loving the posts, though, monster friends. Hope to catch you next week.
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"Amen. And now, ma'am, let me be the first to offer condolen- what, HERE!? Ma'am, I--OUGH! *gack*" #Monsterdon
Leave Stan alone! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon
..... Yeah that's going to be an unsatisfying ending
lol he said "among us" :akko_fingerguns:
i mean honestly
what the _fuck_ is that tie
he needs to go down for it
#Monsterdon I blame generations of movies like these for making people who say, βthatβs not actually possible, scientifically,β look closed-minded . And possibly ironic corpses.
gamma detectors only work when you stand between two cops - standing to the left of two cops will not suffice
You don't need a photosensitive doohickey, it's the sunglasses stupid #monsterdon
No wait. Stay sheriff deadmeat. Stay a while.
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#Monsterdon Mrs Kline's body momentary silouetted by the sunlight through her light (grieving?) poncho, and like, damn! π
#InvasionOfTheBeeWomen
@SnoopJ yeah i hate it but you kinda are because X-rays are what electricians call gamma rays and you can make X-rays and
Synthesizers are famous for being sensors.
why don't i ever get invited to funerals like that #monsterdon
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all of these bee grrlz have the world's lowest cut mourning ensembles
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#monsterdon a funeral where there's just a bunch of MILFs grieving, innocently
Oh, goodie. It's a comic book movie now.
Yellow shirt looks like a Los Pollos Hermanos manager.
Well, the Army is here for some reason. #Monsterdon
I think this was the plot for The Hulk. #monsterdon
oh wait. the movie is gonna end with science lady becoming a bee girl I bet
In the remake he will be making a powerpoint.
Sheriff Ace!
Boobs come out and he can't look up at her eyes. Typical.
#BeeGirls #Monsterdon
"I need some help"
"With what, lady?"
"Help undoing my crop top." #Monsterdon
I'd love to see the bureaucrat in DC read this report #Monsterdon
@apLundell I mean, they said something mutated with the androgen and the estrogen, so maybe?
An X-Ray. They're talking about an X-Ray. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
#monsterdon given how many straight married men in this film are cheating on their wives, maybe the killer ladies are just here for vengeance?
Bee girl: βMy eyes are up here.β
Yellow shirt guy's typist is named Elvira? #Monsterdon
THRILL as they SCHEDULE DICTATION! *Bond sting* #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon And of COURSE thereβs someone who specializes in Impossible Genetics. With bees.
@srol That seems scientifically dubious.
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still with the terrible ties
"What do you want me to do?"
"I want you to draw some sexy bees so we have something to work with."
wait, can the bee girls kill others by just LOOKING at them? why all the convoluted activities then? #monsterdon
"go home. lay down."
possibly the worst advice anyone in this movie has ever given. #monsterdon
Now we are on the crazy theories. Better late them never.
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lol, "sure she's got weird eyes, but ....tits!"
Androgynous hormones?
Don't they teach soldiers that when a pretty girl asks for help it's always a trap? #Monsterdon
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Zing
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