listen, pastor, i don't think the holy spirit has been anywhere near this movie, and frankly i wish i could join it, wherever it is. #monsterdon

i mean honestly

what the _fuck_ is that tie

he needs to go down for it

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#Monsterdon I blame generations of movies like these for making people who say, “that’s not actually possible, scientifically,” look closed-minded . And possibly ironic corpses.

gamma detectors only work when you stand between two cops - standing to the left of two cops will not suffice

#monsterdon

You don't need a photosensitive doohickey, it's the sunglasses stupid #monsterdon

No wait. Stay sheriff deadmeat. Stay a while.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

#Monsterdon Mrs Kline's body momentary silouetted by the sunlight through her light (grieving?) poncho, and like, damn! 👀
#InvasionOfTheBeeWomen

Pretty fancy casket, Mrs. Grabowski #monsterdon

Synthesizers are famous for being sensors.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

@SnoopJ yeah i hate it but you kinda are because X-rays are what electricians call gamma rays and you can make X-rays and

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

why don't i ever get invited to funerals like that #monsterdon

FUNERARY CLEAVAGE #monsterdon

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all of these bee grrlz have the world's lowest cut mourning ensembles

#monsterdon a funeral where there's just a bunch of MILFs grieving, innocently

gamma rays don't interact with biology like that.

The detectors might

#Monsterdon

Oh, goodie. It's a comic book movie now.

#monsterdon

Yellow shirt looks like a Los Pollos Hermanos manager.

#monsterdon

Well, the Army is here for some reason. #Monsterdon

Obviously, none of this is Science

#monsterdon

gamma-ray imaging

you know what, movie, you're allowed to have this phlebotinum

#Monsterdon

I think this was the plot for The Hulk. #monsterdon

oh wait. the movie is gonna end with science lady becoming a bee girl I bet

#monsterdon

In the remake he will be making a powerpoint.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

Sheriff Ace!

#Monsterdon
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Boobs come out and he can't look up at her eyes. Typical.
#BeeGirls #Monsterdon

"I need some help"
"With what, lady?"
"Help undoing my crop top." #Monsterdon

I'd love to see the bureaucrat in DC read this report #Monsterdon

An X-Ray. They're talking about an X-Ray. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

@apLundell I mean, they said something mutated with the androgen and the estrogen, so maybe?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon given how many straight married men in this film are cheating on their wives, maybe the killer ladies are just here for vengeance?

Bee girl: “My eyes are up here.”

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Yellow shirt guy's typist is named Elvira? #Monsterdon

THRILL as they SCHEDULE DICTATION! *Bond sting* #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon And of COURSE there’s someone who specializes in Impossible Genetics. With bees.

Ball to death all fascists #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

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still with the terrible ties

@srol That seems scientifically dubious.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

"What do you want me to do?"
"I want you to draw some sexy bees so we have something to work with."

#monsterdon

wait, can the bee girls kill others by just LOOKING at them? why all the convoluted activities then? #monsterdon

"go home. lay down."
possibly the worst advice anyone in this movie has ever given. #monsterdon

@crazypedia oooh well at least that's fortunate

(I still have zero idea what the point of that was)

(well I kind of have zero idea what the point of any of this is)

#Monsterdon

Now we are on the crazy theories. Better late them never.
#monsterdon

lol, "sure she's got weird eyes, but ....tits!"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Geneticist insists you cannot, in fact, cross a man with a horse. Surprisingly factual science!

Androgynous hormones?

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Don't they teach soldiers that when a pretty girl asks for help it's always a trap? #Monsterdon

Zing
#monsterdon

#monsterdon "I lost my keys and don't have enough money to pay for the pizza"

@Configures Promulgated by sweaty men too #monsterdon

C'mon Stan, not even the Bee Girls would like you.
#monsterdon

@intothewestaway More of a sting, really. #Monsterdon

"Come on." Yeah that's not a trap.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Tap your damn cigarette ash already.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon "a gamma count ... synthesizer."

The actor almost choked on that line.

New Halloween costume dropped. #monsterdon

hey! come check out this midriff! #monsterdon

Hoopish earrings. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon yeesh

yeah, she needs some help, she's hungry. #monsterdon

Can one of you guys help me? There’ll be balling later. #Monsterdon

Let's get these motherfuckin bees out of this motherfuckin shag rug lined conversation pit! #monsterdon

"God Damn Bees!!!"

#monsterdon #NicholasCage

...Wait is this film about HRT?

...HRBee

#Monsterdon

Hormone substitution?

So what you're saying is, the bee girls are canonically on HRT?

#Monsterdon

I'm only half listening and I'm already sure none of this science makes sense

#Monsterdon

Wow a woman telling a guy to calm down. Rather progressive.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
I dunno, I mean in a pinch.
#monsterdon

"Maybe... maybe! If you tried covering the subject in Fluff..." #Monsterdon

"I'm supposed to sexmurder a soldier, and I can't do it alone."
#monsterdon

that's...I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Hormone replacement?! That sounds like science fiction!!

Oh!! That's not a blurry face on everyone's ID card. It's a fingerprint!! Because everyone walks around easily able to check fingerprints match ID cards.

#monsterdon

any time i don't want to do an experiment i'm just going to shake my hand a little and go "there are... metatheoretical problems" #monsterdon

@JoeWynne If they expect to scale up production they have to pay attention to the details #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'm still in the honey ritual. I just remembered that a minute ago, the detective drove all the way to the lab to ask how many times a queen bee had sex.

wait what about hormones?
#monsterdon

According to the chalkboard, this is a clear case of Jekyll and Aldehyde.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

@moira @Taweret oh: you're talking about the SHIRT…that's…better than what I thought you were talking about…
#monsterdon

Is this symbolism?
Do bees touch there tits alot?
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

oh so this is a prequel to Sorry To Bother You.

#monsterdon

Whatever happened to the curfew they had decreed? I don't see anyone obeying this #monsterdon

Some 70s attire and big eye glasses and you have an easy, obscure group costume for a group of ladies.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, looking at the yr comments, apparently the version I'm watching is heavily edited and missing about 20 minutes or more. From what I'm reading in the monsterdon comments, I'm not missing anything.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheheBeeGirls

"Can you cross a man and a horse?"

"Well how strong are your arms?"

#monsterdon
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bee-stiality, you say?

#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #Monsterdon

"I think someone is make horse people, and then using them to have sex with bees!" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial
Did someone ask for a more even coat???

#monsterdon

@Taweret Those yellow shirts seem to indicate this person will die shortly.

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

wow. I did NOT know the Secretary of State could order military quarantine.

#Monsterdon

sit here, and listen, and inhale the cigarette smoke! #monsterdon

Her skin is so radiant after that beeswax treatment. #Monsterdon

Meanwhile, the US Bureau of Census is called into to count the victims of the bee women.

#monsterdon

@Taweret It's made of the creamiest butter!

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Don't bees communicate by wiggling? Or is that too campy for your super serious bee lady movie? #monsterdon

Oh no those soldiers have no defense against this.

#Monsterdon

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So the tubi plot summary claims that the bee grrlz were created in 'a secret defense department lab' but they'll have a lot of work to do to get that sorted in the next 19 mins

#Monsterdon "How do you feel?" "Buzzed."

You know, that's something that's always irked me. Like, they always represent bugs as seeing in a bunch of tiled hexagons, but why would that be? Why wouldn't they see like we do, in a single representation, merged from the multitude of available inputs by the brain?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh scientist lady, probably killer bee lady leader, eats a lot of sweets. Also wears sunglasses indoors. Not suspicious at all.