did he just run off with a blow-up doll? #monsterdon
weβre at least on a 2 streak for euroracks in caves for #monsterdon
get out, we're doing sexy bee rituals in here
Atta girl Julie, get nude and join the Beearchy!
@SnoopJ It seemed like they were mad at him for being exempt from the blockade? I dunno, hard to be sure
Oh. NOW he has a gun. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls
WE FORGOT HOW DOORS WORK
#monsterdon
Then they use the blacklight that makes you horny #monsterdon
Can't see a damn thing in this scene #monsterdon
Smoke! Oh no!
Omg no. BooBEES! Is this whole movie leading to a Boo Bee jokes? Or is this just an accidental punchline with no joke that is this movie.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls
Hey man nice shot
And THAT, ladies, is why you wear PROTECTIVE GEAR WHILE DOING SCIENCE. #Monsterdon
NOO! Our I-BEE-M computer!
this is a depressing outcome in that i was definitely rooting for the bee girls to kill the rest of the male cast.
yeah, he really did just bust in there, shoot up some stuff, and then book it with a naked woman literally hanging from the hip. double yawn. #monsterdon
"Eeek! Oh EW, it's ICKY!" #Monsterdon
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wait did Julie become a mannequin
yes
the mob is angry
YES #monsterdon
Shoot the computer, that always works.
#Monsterdon live to middle age and die balled to death by a hot bee girl coven <3
this is my dream
finally a hammβs sponsored #monsterdon
The dead guys' faces are so great lmao #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls
@caban4 Jackie O?
Why the hell are these guys chasing him, again?
MANNIX! #Monsterdon
Stan, you fool!
#BeeGirls
#monsterdon
Goddamn
They mostly cast the least fuckable male actors of the time, didnβt they? #Monsterdon
"Stop!" and so he does. way to FBI there, dude. #monsterdon
The army's doing a bang-up job contataining the town. #monsterdon
yo we a bond movie now?
#monsterdon
you've got less than 10 minutes of plot left, movie.
what's the resolution gonna be? bombs? #monsterdon
'Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
If the car donβt get you then the Bee Girls must'
8 minutes remaining and we HAVE THE RETURN OF THE FAST BOINGY BELLS. now all we need are the credits and we'll be in business at 10 scenes per minute #monsterdon
Hairest corpse ever?
@srol She just likes listing to minimalist electronic music whlie doing boring tasks #monsterdon
that actor made a pretty good 'i'm dead and i died in a moment of horror' face
How did I forget about #Monsterdon ? Next week for sure!
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and now it's the theme from 'Shaft'
@Taweret I kind of think that's the point.
so our Hero FBI Agent is gonna swoop in once more, is he. yawn. #monsterdon
"you'll be more than satisfied"
Who wants to start a bee girl society with me? #monsterdon
Despite the boo bees and bums and thirstiness I think we can all say for certain this is NOT an erotic movie at all #Monsterdon
this is at least a realistic blockade. #monsterdon
Go on Julie, join the Bee Girls. Fuck the Patriarchy
And we've got the music from 2001 A space Odyssey that end on... Honestly, that's more of a finish and a closing act than we usually get with monsterdon π
still a bad movie π₯
WRITER'S KINK #15: strangulation/oxygen deprivation
lol did they just reverse footage of the car driving to make it look like he backed out of there super fast #monsterdon
So, wait. Did he manage to kill her just as he also died?
Ahhhh, it's the Scintillation Spectrometer.
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why are there antelope heads on the wall
Well, you won't die anyway. More of a petit mort, really. #Monsterdon
@Taweret I was going to say that but didn't want people to question my virility #monsterdon
for a given value of safe. #monsterdon
Nice of her to wear her e-z strangle pantyhose. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Ah, itβs more undressing. Iβm pretty sure the movie was sponsored by an underwear company.
#monsterdon Back and forth between likely killer lady sex seen and educational videos is uh, a choice.
I'm usually putting kids to bed during #monsterdon, but the out-of-context toots are always so delightful to read afterwards.
@paco SCIENCE
Yeah I think the eyes do the killing. So if thatβs true they should have killed probably 100s more #monsterdon
Wait is Stan's wife a bee or not? #monsterdon
#Monsterdon oldest trick in the book -- distract the soldiers with a pretty girl
Hard at work on the machine that goes "AWP-OOP" #monsterdon
we are waiting for the softporn soundtrack now.
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon a whole movie about husbands so mediocre that their wives turn into tit-rubbing lesbian bees
Fetish number... What are we on? Auto-erotic asphyxiation. #Monsterdon
we have 10 minutes left, gotta fit in one last slow motion softcore scene with an inexplicably steely-eyed man #monsterdon
I'm...kinda hoping they BOTH died, then? #monsterdon
I had to step away and don't know how far people are into the #Monsterdon movie. (It paused when I took off my headphones.)
I guess I'll just watch behind where others are.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls
i feel like we're going to be avoiding movies that are obvious sex-bait for at least half a year after this one
@ramsey that is definitely one kind of practical effect i don't mind being replaced by cgi #monsterdon
An IOTA of credibility. Okay then.
And I guess this goes to the State Dept.'s Undersecretary of Forced Mutation... ???
They really should be doing this under the power glyph in the bedroom. #monsterdon
"Wait, 'yes you're pretty' or 'yes, you're still not pretty'?" #monsterdon
OW, I broke my neck in that jump cut! #Monsterdon
@diazona OMG you're right. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Nice of them to play Funeral Mass by Pink Floyd at the graveside service
the second Crotch Shot of the movie. #monsterdon
Will Stan think his wife is sus, or will he get it on and ball?
"look, we gotta have a The Graduate scene in here!" #monsterdon
i forgot that non-bee girls could ball too, since balling has been so widely recognized as their art that they have become synonymous with it #monsterdon
so, this is the pocket gamma ray counter. Lots of tech in this movie
#monsterdon
"Am I still not pretty?"
"Yes."
Wait, so is Stan saying she IS pretty, or yes, she's still not pretty? This porn is so confusing
It sure seems like just stabbing these guys would be a lot more efficient. #Monsterdon
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STAN. When she does this you're supposed to not just say 'yes' and sit there like that.
#Monsterdon There is entirely more eyeing up of the opposite sex than Iβm used to seeing at funerals.
@bstacey Bet they were told to cover up a tad #monsterdon
so btw. having a movie with a bunch of scientists/biologists in it and a character named Agar who *isn't* a scientist seems like a real missed opportunity
yes, you're still not pretty.
@Taweret good for her I guess
Wasn't able to make #Monsterdon due to a Netflix date with friends walking me through the last 3 episodes of Season 2 of #Arcane.
Worth it!
Loving the posts, though, monster friends. Hope to catch you next week.
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Leave Stan alone! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon
"Amen. And now, ma'am, let me be the first to offer condolen- what, HERE!? Ma'am, I--OUGH! *gack*" #Monsterdon
..... Yeah that's going to be an unsatisfying ending
lol he said "among us" :akko_fingerguns: