did he just run off with a blow-up doll? #monsterdon

we’re at least on a 2 streak for euroracks in caves for #monsterdon

get out, we're doing sexy bee rituals in here

#monsterdon

Atta girl Julie, get nude and join the Beearchy!

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ It seemed like they were mad at him for being exempt from the blockade? I dunno, hard to be sure

#Monsterdon

Oh. NOW he has a gun. #Monsterdon #AttackOfTheBeeGirls

WE FORGOT HOW DOORS WORK
#monsterdon

Then they use the blacklight that makes you horny #monsterdon

Can't see a damn thing in this scene #monsterdon

Smoke! Oh no!

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Omg no. BooBEES! Is this whole movie leading to a Boo Bee jokes? Or is this just an accidental punchline with no joke that is this movie.
#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

Hey man nice shot

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And THAT, ladies, is why you wear PROTECTIVE GEAR WHILE DOING SCIENCE. #Monsterdon

NOO! Our I-BEE-M computer!

#monsterdon

this is a depressing outcome in that i was definitely rooting for the bee girls to kill the rest of the male cast.

#monsterdon

yeah, he really did just bust in there, shoot up some stuff, and then book it with a naked woman literally hanging from the hip. double yawn. #monsterdon

...I

that was a blow-up doll he just ran off with, wasn't it

#monsterdon

"Eeek! Oh EW, it's ICKY!" #Monsterdon

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wait did Julie become a mannequin

yes
the mob is angry
YES #monsterdon

Shoot the computer, that always works.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon live to middle age and die balled to death by a hot bee girl coven <3

this is my dream

finally a hamm’s sponsored #monsterdon

The dead guys' faces are so great lmao #monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls

@caban4 Jackie O?

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Why the hell are these guys chasing him, again?

#Monsterdon

MANNIX! #Monsterdon

Stan, you fool!
#BeeGirls
#monsterdon

Goddamn

#monsterdon

They mostly cast the least fuckable male actors of the time, didn’t they? #Monsterdon

"Stop!" and so he does. way to FBI there, dude. #monsterdon

The army's doing a bang-up job contataining the town. #monsterdon

yo we a bond movie now?
#monsterdon

you've got less than 10 minutes of plot left, movie.

what's the resolution gonna be? bombs? #monsterdon

'Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
If the car don’t get you then the Bee Girls must'

#Monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

8 minutes remaining and we HAVE THE RETURN OF THE FAST BOINGY BELLS. now all we need are the credits and we'll be in business at 10 scenes per minute #monsterdon

Hairest corpse ever?

#Monsterdon

@srol She just likes listing to minimalist electronic music whlie doing boring tasks #monsterdon

that actor made a pretty good 'i'm dead and i died in a moment of horror' face

#monsterdon

How did I forget about #Monsterdon ? Next week for sure!

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and now it's the theme from 'Shaft'

@Taweret I kind of think that's the point.

#Monsterdon

so our Hero FBI Agent is gonna swoop in once more, is he. yawn. #monsterdon

Ju-Li!

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

"you'll be more than satisfied"

#monsterdon

Who wants to start a bee girl society with me? #monsterdon

Despite the boo bees and bums and thirstiness I think we can all say for certain this is NOT an erotic movie at all #Monsterdon

this is at least a realistic blockade. #monsterdon

Go on Julie, join the Bee Girls. Fuck the Patriarchy

#monsterdon

And we've got the music from 2001 A space Odyssey that end on... Honestly, that's more of a finish and a closing act than we usually get with monsterdon 🐝
still a bad movie 🎥

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

WRITER'S KINK #15: strangulation/oxygen deprivation

#monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

lol did they just reverse footage of the car driving to make it look like he backed out of there super fast #monsterdon

So, wait. Did he manage to kill her just as he also died?

#Monsterdon

Ahhhh, it's the Scintillation Spectrometer.

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheBeeGirls #🐝

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why are there antelope heads on the wall

Well, you won't die anyway. More of a petit mort, really. #Monsterdon

@Taweret I was going to say that but didn't want people to question my virility #monsterdon

for a given value of safe. #monsterdon

Nice of her to wear her e-z strangle pantyhose. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Ah, it’s more undressing. I’m pretty sure the movie was sponsored by an underwear company.

#monsterdon Back and forth between likely killer lady sex seen and educational videos is uh, a choice.

I'm usually putting kids to bed during #monsterdon, but the out-of-context toots are always so delightful to read afterwards.

https://mastodon.murkworks.net/@moira/113858406133306306

@paco SCIENCE

#Monsterdon

Yeah I think the eyes do the killing. So if that’s true they should have killed probably 100s more #monsterdon

Wait is Stan's wife a bee or not? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oldest trick in the book -- distract the soldiers with a pretty girl

Hard at work on the machine that goes "AWP-OOP" #monsterdon

we are waiting for the softporn soundtrack now.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon a whole movie about husbands so mediocre that their wives turn into tit-rubbing lesbian bees

Fetish number... What are we on? Auto-erotic asphyxiation. #Monsterdon

we have 10 minutes left, gotta fit in one last slow motion softcore scene with an inexplicably steely-eyed man #monsterdon

I'm...kinda hoping they BOTH died, then? #monsterdon

I had to step away and don't know how far people are into the #Monsterdon movie. (It paused when I took off my headphones.)
I guess I'll just watch behind where others are.
#Monsterdon
#AttackOfTheBeeGirls

@JoeWynne yeah I was kind of suspecting so

Either that or they've rehearsed really well

#Monsterdon

i feel like we're going to be avoiding movies that are obvious sex-bait for at least half a year after this one

#monsterdon

@ramsey that is definitely one kind of practical effect i don't mind being replaced by cgi #monsterdon

An IOTA of credibility. Okay then.

And I guess this goes to the State Dept.'s Undersecretary of Forced Mutation... ???

#Monsterdon

They really should be doing this under the power glyph in the bedroom. #monsterdon

"Wait, 'yes you're pretty' or 'yes, you're still not pretty'?" #monsterdon

OW, I broke my neck in that jump cut! #Monsterdon

@diazona OMG you're right. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Nice of them to play Funeral Mass by Pink Floyd at the graveside service

the second Crotch Shot of the movie. #monsterdon

Will Stan think his wife is sus, or will he get it on and ball?

#Monsterdon

"look, we gotta have a The Graduate scene in here!" #monsterdon

i forgot that non-bee girls could ball too, since balling has been so widely recognized as their art that they have become synonymous with it #monsterdon

so, this is the pocket gamma ray counter. Lots of tech in this movie
#monsterdon

"Am I still not pretty?"

"Yes."

Wait, so is Stan saying she IS pretty, or yes, she's still not pretty? This porn is so confusing

#monsterdon
#InvasionOfTheBeeGirls

It sure seems like just stabbing these guys would be a lot more efficient. #Monsterdon

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STAN. When she does this you're supposed to not just say 'yes' and sit there like that.

#Monsterdon There is entirely more eyeing up of the opposite sex than I’m used to seeing at funerals.

@bstacey Bet they were told to cover up a tad #monsterdon

so btw. having a movie with a bunch of scientists/biologists in it and a character named Agar who *isn't* a scientist seems like a real missed opportunity

#monsterdon

yes, you're still not pretty.

#monsterdon

@Taweret good for her I guess

#Monsterdon

Wasn't able to make #Monsterdon due to a Netflix date with friends walking me through the last 3 episodes of Season 2 of #Arcane.

Worth it!

Loving the posts, though, monster friends. Hope to catch you next week.

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Leave Stan alone! #invasionofthebeegirls #monsterdon

"Amen. And now, ma'am, let me be the first to offer condolen- what, HERE!? Ma'am, I--OUGH! *gack*" #Monsterdon

..... Yeah that's going to be an unsatisfying ending

#Monsterdon #InvasionOfTheheBeeGirls

lol he said "among us" :akko_fingerguns:

#Monsterdon #invasionofthebeegirls