@CactuarJoe denouement in a #monsterdon movie. Hope springs eternal.

#Monsterdon 🔴 👽 👽 --> 🌎 🧟‍♀️ 😱

Also love that she first-name last-names him whenever he's in trouble

...and the bus is now empty except for a driver. #monsterdon

It's pewpew time!

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

i dont know what the aliens are doing but i feel like we shouldn't be watching

#monsterdon

oh wow, long usb sticks

#monsterdon

you can't make me care about an army man simply by having said his name while he fell haplessly into the sand pit, i don't need the ceremony for renaldi #monsterdon

pustulio! you've returned!

#Monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars1986

#Monsterdon 🔴 👽 👽 --> 🌎 🧟‍♀️ 😱

At least these martians have tentacles

Give the aliens all your pennies and they'll be satisfied and go away #monsterdon

alas, rinaldi, we -- didn't know him much at all in this version, i could've used more General/Rinaldi bromance in this version. #monsterdon

Kai Winn is still pissed.

#Monsterdon

How closely are these things related to the good throat-singing dudes in Dark Crystal?

#monsterdon

I'm so glad they kept the low-key romance between the General and Renaldi in this version. I hope they kiss in the denoument. #Monsterdon

No not Ranoldi!

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Did he call the SMI “dick brain”? If so, 🧑‍🍳. #Monsterdon

nom nom noms

#Monsterdon

not, not rinaldi! #monsterdon

That lady's hella tough still screaming after she's most of the way down the alien gullet. Although what were his teeth for if he's just swallowing whole?

#monsterdon

I can see a meme in the alien minion laughing

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

#monsterdon Alien brain had bad gas... a bit of burp-up and he's feeling much better now.

Real marines would have leveled the guy the instant he raised a gun in their direction, right?

#monsterdon

(likely after trying to reason with it and explain that playing nice and being respectful are good too, if previous play throughs are any indication.) #monsterdon

That was almost as good as The Creeping Terror feeding. #monsterdon

Some serious zombie Threed music in this scene. #Monsterdon

I want to hear more alien throat singing. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I had cats like that! #Monsterdon

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

PLEASE LET LINDA BE ALIVE

#Monsterdon

"Linda! Nurse Mommy!" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Don't just stand there and yell at her kid. DO SOMETHING! Jeez!

They ate the old b!tch I'm definitely on Team Mars now #Monsterdon

@yatsu Martian-human hybrid wearing heels? #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Okay, Kai Winn met with a stickier end than I had anticipated.

#Monsterdon

oh wow okay little guy with the improv blackjack, he'd've done well as a street urchin in the '30s

#Monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars1986

so this version is leaning into the "it's all david's dream" ending by making the human leader his teacher right. #monsterdon

i too, will one day reach the end of BG3 and punch mother brain right on their, uh, frontal cortex? i guess? #monsterdon

Hell yeah fight the power and arm yourself kids

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

They couldn't vore the NASA guy but they'll vore Louise Fletcher? She's working for them! #monsterdon

Well.

That's one way to go.

Oddly satisfying that.

#monsterdon

This suddenly feels like a GWAR video. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Unexpected gratuitous vore!

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

#Monsterdon She's being eaten like she ate the frog it's the circle of life

That was a great creepy laugh.

#Monsterdon

...Well that was random. #Monsterdon

That's what I'm talking about!

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars #CheckovsMaw

With the blond hair, light skin, and beige clothing it's like they came ready to camouflage in with the sand. #monsterdon

We are violent little primates, you know.

#Monsterdon

Professor McGonnagal screwing them in the neck as usual #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I'll fix you you dick brain

don't punch the brain toad. the brain toad is awesome

#monsterdon

I like how the creatures back feet are pumps #monsterdon

If I was Krang that is exactly how I would retort to his pleading

#monsterdon

I guess if they're from Mars, the desire for copper kinda checks out. Like, all of their technology is probably based on iron refined from regolith, right?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Mars needs spare change!

#Monsterdon Mrs. McKeltch clearly likes this more than teaching she can stay

Why do I get the impression that she was like this before she got mind controlled

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

@peltast would go well with the overcooked bacon

#Monsterdon

Louise is In Charge Here, as she should be. #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @ramsey Wenches? Where? #monsterdon

Louise Fletcher having a lot of fun tormenting a child. #monsterdon

Alien walks in high heels! Bold fashion choices from outer space #monsterdon

the big brain reminds me of the human-faced pumpkinhead in the first pumpkinhead movie, also by stan winston

#monsterdon

@ramsey Maybe wenches are more interested in the down direction. #Monsterdon

They wear high heels! #monsterdon

"Can I talk to you?" "It does seem unavoidable"

#Monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars1986

"C'mon get outta there" - great leadership there, General #monsterdon

Wait did the biology teacher get promoted to Deputy Alien Overlord already? That was quick

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986 Back on the surface, the kid has decided to be both brave and dumb and try to find his mom and dad, so he runs into the sandpit, followed by the nurse; the evil merry go round promptly eats them.

The general is like "oh well, we still gotta blow this evil spaceship up even if there's a kid inside it" and sends a demo team to plant some explosive charges. The merry go round almost eats them but they get winched out before the charges go boom.

Yeah let me get a good widf of that right sulfur dioxide right from the source

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

ah, there he is! nice to see you again, Zorg (or whoever). #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's Kubric Oxide, they're smelting good movies

The alien servants are just this boss from Blaster Master :D #Monsterdon

Seriously they came all the way to earth just to swipe some copper? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i like that when they used the bazooka it blew one up and got alien guts on them

we haven't heard the alien's case for why it's good to get mind controlled yet. as far as we know it's like an eternal peace, constant euphoria, mental paradise, one with all the other mind controlled people kind of mind control. it wouldn't take much in the way of promises to let an alien species jack my shit up, probably better than whatever i got goin on in here #monsterdon

If you're going to run across the sand you have to do so with random strides, everyone knows that #monsterdon

Those wenches aren’t very good and pulling up the soldiers. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Seriously though I hope this movie ends with the teacher losing her teaching license. she can't blame everything she did on aliens

NASA guy is interviewing the walls. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon *zap* oh well

DAMN JOHN WHORFIN AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON!

#Monsterdon
#InvadersFromMars1986

Oh my, that looks fatal 💉

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

Again, great quicksand effect, just perfect! #monsterdon

That went deep. #Monsterdon

Just like getting an ear ring at the mall.

#Monsterdon

And THAT'S how you blow up little alien kaiju!

#Monsterdon

The Martian has organic stilettos? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Am I supposed to think of like a powerdrill / screwdriver because that's what I think of here

#Monsterdon the scientist wants to talk to them <3

"...you'll feel a little pinch"

#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars

@Taweret The remake we need is this story from their point of view #monsterdon

@whknott @Lazarou I do always say, the best stories start with bad decisions

And look at the story we're watching now

...on second thought maybe "best" isn't the right word

#Monsterdon

Louise Fletcher has a PHD in Peering Menacingly Through Windows #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia So, we all know that The Marshmallow Test was a deeply flawed study, right?

I think I have an idea for how we run a similar test and produce more accurate results...

#monsterdon
#UnethicalMedicalResearch

enter Rinaldi of Borg

#Monsterdon

The drones have high heels on their back feet. Could this movie possibly get better? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🔴 👽 👽 --> 🌎 🧟‍♀️ 😱

Their eye stalks wilt when they die

Uh oh he's being matrixified #monsterdon

They’re avenging Rinaldi, so that’s fair #monsterdon

General Wilson should have been played by Dick Miller #monsterdon