oh no im being menaced by papier mache!
Somebody explain to me the point of having two keys that have to be turned simultaneously when one person can reach them both
...or maybe I don't want to know?
I wonder ELon Musk uses something like that for his Boring company? #monsterdon
I have no idea what is going on #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986
The general's whole role is shouting MOVE MOVE MOVE at people. #Monsterdon
@trixter I would also accept Vincent Price #monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai Ea-nฤแนฃir reference? That's how I know I'm on mastodon while watching this movie.
That one guy with the pseudo comic relief line, โI wasnโt trained for this.โ
You most certainly were, dude.
Always fun leaving a "fuck you" parting gift ๐ฃ
@SnoopJ that's two-factor authentication, baby #monsterdon
IT'S THE SWEEPER RUN
@Zerofactorial I say this about most movies.
AAAAAAAH!! We need to avoid the slowly rotating orange light thing!
maybe we could leave Linda behind? just as a little treat? #monsterdon
The return of tongue toad.
@Zerofactorial And a bit like his navigators, too!
Hell, even SciFi royalty is a bunch of inbred fucks, too
#Monsterdon But tell me more about the copper even though I know this movie is Anti-copper propaganda!!!!
What this movie needs is Gamera #monsterdon
The bomb uses metric time?! #monsterdon
Is there a way to bring back someone who has been Martianified? #monsterdon
brain toad's dancers sacrificed themselves for the party
Man, these Martians do love their spotlights!
swooped right on out like the credits #monsterdon
Did Hammer industries make that rocket launcher?
RIP Rinaldi. We barely knew you. #monsterdon
@akamran It's just a kink they have #monsterdon
Oh no. Someone's Saturn V rocket model caught fire.
See, it's really teachers who want to control people.
I wonder how the aliens managed to build spaceships and mind control devices and beam weapons with those tiny little fingers tucked away on top of their bodies
There shoot the weak spot. I you gotta get the timing right
#Monsterdon oh watching them insert a neck control thingy is properly *horrifying* i love it
Oh look itโs Rinaldi! #monsterdon
I love some good 80s lightning #monsterdon
Do the marines have skippers? Is his last name Skipper? #Monsterdon
@trixter
they were condoms
@wohali "Fuh fuh FIVE HUNDRED?!" #WrongFranchise #IYKYK #Monsterdon
The Poke a Needle Into a Prisoner's Neck machine sure moves _slow_, don't it?
DON'T LOOK MARIAN! #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986
hand drawn lightning!!
David, go back up there and smack that brain in the face again. That seemed to be very effective. #Monsterdon
i wonder how much of the aliens set was reused in this movie much like the original pumpkinhead suit was partially repurposed suits parts from aliens
Now, that's what I call some ball lightning.
Something tells me they only had two Martian costumes and one ray gun prop that they kept reusing for each shot
Martians indulging in sounding play, in a pro pri ate! #monsterdon
The most menacing of photocopying
Does mustering the troops involve doing something different than they're already doing #monsterdon
This General spends a lot of time shouting encouraging slogans to people. #monsterdon
Love me some hand-drawn lightning effects.
yeah julliard doesn't really train you for movies like this
They're going to have a hell of a time talking over the world if it takes 15-20 minutes to lower the spine jabber for every person
They have Big Maser Breath yet they are still taken down by little earth bullets pretty weak man #Monsterdon
Was it eastabished how a 5th grader has a letterman jacket? I wasn't paying attention earlier.
What? #monsterdon
YOU DICK BRAIN!!!! #monsterdon
Oh! It took me a while to realize that I recognize James Karen (General Wilson) from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (where he played Frank)
@CactuarJoe denouement in a #monsterdon movie. Hope springs eternal.
#Monsterdon ๐ด ๐ฝ ๐ฝ --> ๐ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ฑ
Also love that she first-name last-names him whenever he's in trouble
...and the bus is now empty except for a driver. #monsterdon
It's pewpew time!
i dont know what the aliens are doing but i feel like we shouldn't be watching
you can't make me care about an army man simply by having said his name while he fell haplessly into the sand pit, i don't need the ceremony for renaldi #monsterdon
pustulio! you've returned!
#Monsterdon ๐ด ๐ฝ ๐ฝ --> ๐ ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐ฑ
At least these martians have tentacles
alas, rinaldi, we -- didn't know him much at all in this version, i could've used more General/Rinaldi bromance in this version. #monsterdon
Give the aliens all your pennies and they'll be satisfied and go away #monsterdon
Kai Winn is still pissed.
How closely are these things related to the good throat-singing dudes in Dark Crystal?
No not Ranoldi!
Did he call the SMI โdick brainโ? If so, ๐งโ๐ณ. #Monsterdon
nom nom noms
not, not rinaldi! #monsterdon
That lady's hella tough still screaming after she's most of the way down the alien gullet. Although what were his teeth for if he's just swallowing whole?
I can see a meme in the alien minion laughing
#monsterdon Alien brain had bad gas... a bit of burp-up and he's feeling much better now.
Real marines would have leveled the guy the instant he raised a gun in their direction, right?
(likely after trying to reason with it and explain that playing nice and being respectful are good too, if previous play throughs are any indication.) #monsterdon
That was almost as good as The Creeping Terror feeding. #monsterdon
Some serious zombie Threed music in this scene. #Monsterdon
I want to hear more alien throat singing. #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial I had cats like that! #Monsterdon
"Linda! Nurse Mommy!" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Don't just stand there and yell at her kid. DO SOMETHING! Jeez!
They ate the old b!tch I'm definitely on Team Mars now #Monsterdon
@yatsu Martian-human hybrid wearing heels? #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986
oh wow okay little guy with the improv blackjack, he'd've done well as a street urchin in the '30s
Okay, Kai Winn met with a stickier end than I had anticipated.
so this version is leaning into the "it's all david's dream" ending by making the human leader his teacher right. #monsterdon
i too, will one day reach the end of BG3 and punch mother brain right on their, uh, frontal cortex? i guess? #monsterdon
Hell yeah fight the power and arm yourself kids
They couldn't vore the NASA guy but they'll vore Louise Fletcher? She's working for them! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon She's being eaten like she ate the frog it's the circle of life
Unexpected gratuitous vore!
That was a great creepy laugh.
...Well that was random. #Monsterdon
That's what I'm talking about!
#Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars #CheckovsMaw
With the blond hair, light skin, and beige clothing it's like they came ready to camouflage in with the sand. #monsterdon
We are violent little primates, you know.