is it wearing heels? #monsterdon

No no, you've got the giant probe aimed far too high.

Did we learn nothing from South Park?

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...General Obvious over here #Monsterdon

@Lazarou So. many. bad. decisions.

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also like the 60's version, i am finding myself having absolutely no idea what the plan is here #monsterdon

That is like the best reaction shot to monsters in the history of movies.

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Aw, why'd you have to go and frag the beasties? #monsterdon

Friendly fire incident!

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#decapitation
#PeopleGettingEaten

I just remembered how there were multiple versions of the original film with different endings. I wonder which way this version will go. #monsterdon

Having another Being Reminded of Elder Scrolls stuff moment here, because the Martians _totally_ look like this critter:

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Alit

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Chuck a Nukacola in there

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#Monsterdon 🔴 👽 👽 --> 🌎 🧟‍♀️ 😱

Oh no the tiny martian hands with their tiny martian pincers

I would think those marines would put a little more pep in their step considering how many explosives they just dropped off

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#monsterdon David! Jerry! Margaret! Why am I just screaming random first names!

kevin bacon did it with only one stick of dynomite, mr general. #monsterdon #wrongMovie

indi

gestion

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GET OUTA THERE

(nope)

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Is that Eisenhower on the wall? Lol #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

five marines enter, no marines leave. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Guessing they didn't re-use the "hit 'em in the puss" line in this one because it's more of a kids film and the connotations had changed in the intervening decades...

Did he just casually assume the gender of the giant brain?

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TAKE YOUR CHANCES WITH THE BATTLEWHEEL

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Like the original film, I find myself asking why was this child involved in this phase of the operation? #monsterdon

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract a worm. #Monsterdon #InvadersFromMars1986

if only we had foreseen the kid being upset about his parents brains exploding

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Hey everyone! What'd I miss? 😆
Made it for the last minutes!

Love the creatures and the guts flying after being shot!

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Kid's changing his name to Leeeeeroy Jenkins!

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@Taweret That's a #monsterdon tradition

That’s a Sarlacc! #monsterdon

@Taweret TBH I think that was basically Men In Black

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Didn't clear the backblast area either. Basic training for these guys must have been murder.

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#Monsterdon These creatures look like they're henchmen under Jabba's palace, just waiting to get sliced in half by a Jedi.

this school nurse is USELESS. when does she get eaten.
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Marine Corps confirmed to stink! "Let's reek on these tunnels!"

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Director feeling obliged to cut back to the worst characters for a bit

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The lesson of this movie is that soldiers are great and teachers suck.

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About time for another Interefering Child Moment, isn't it? #Monsterdon

Is that like Waluigi's dong or something #monsterdon #invadersfrommars1986

@SnoopJ It was! I ran it for years!

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ESS EE TEE EYE

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

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If they understand him then why did he need to spell SETI

If they don't understand him then what is the point of spelling SETI

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That's an interesting illuminated, rotating, bladed penis. #monsterdon

Marines: "Okay, so if we meet any more of those things we are definitely going to kill them."

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#Monsterdon We need a rival SETI organization called YETI.

YEET
Extra
Terrestrial
Intelligence

absolutely excellent "pop out snakes from a pringles can gag" alien guts #monsterdon

these creature effects really deserved a better movie

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Bazooka!

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"We're the police, we're here to help" should strike fear in the heart of any normal person.

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Rubber guts! Rubber guts for days!

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I’m not sure about this entire operation. Do they even know what the enemy looks like? What type of weaponry they use? Or are they just like, winging it? #monsterdon

Shai Hulud from Mars #monsterdon

bazooka kill, nice
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Not Rinaldi! #monsterdon

Now, I'm no entrail physics expert or anything, but ...

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#Monsterdon that'll teach you to be part of SETI

nooo Rinaldi!!! 😨 #monsterdon

Eh, it would've been cooler if he got vored #monsterdon

Yeah, you earned that one, dumbass. #Monsterdon

"YEAH"

"BUT YOU'RE BORING" [melts Bud]

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"They do understand me! Now let me turn my back to them so they can destroy me! :D" #Monsterdon

Oh they understood all right #Monsterdon

"we must study and befriend them" being introduced a little too late by both the kid and the scientist guy. at the point when we are one military casualty down and have like a whole division deployed #monsterdon

General sure likes Rinaldi. Nice to see a movie that has no trouble with bromance
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oh yeah, they do understand you, they just don't like you. #monsterdon

You should have given the alien a freak'n zagnut, dude

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That echoing effect is helping make this scene. #monsterdon

Eat him already!!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon many tanks, boys

The sand pit trap looks kind of fun if there weren't evil aliens at the bottom of it

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#monsterdon Not Rinaldi! Who will make hot plates of pasta! Oh the humanity!

"They do understand me!"

WOW Nice effect.

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I want that guy's comfy-looking forehead gel thing.

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hollywood thinks cgi is better than this. hollywood is wrong

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Oh good we're going to try talking

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Bud Cort with a receding hairline and a stache. 💔

I thought the Marines were going to kill Martians??? Who let the egghead into the line of fire?

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#monsterdon My neck hurts just watching that dad drink coffee.

Why did he bring a rocket launcher into the tunnel if he's going to pull out his .45 first time he sees something? Dang, dumb enough to be a Marine.

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Moustache guy getting vored, right? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How DOES he know they're boys?

"How does he know they're boys?"

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eugh. wow, those creatures are A+++ #monsterdon

Oh no Jim Henson's on one of their bad Trips Again

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You've seen aliens for the first time - it's amazing!

Now, the Marines are going to kill them.

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Welp, time for the scientist to get eaten. #Monsterdon

PURE EVIL FROM ACROSS THE EIGHTH DIMENSION

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It feels like the General and Rinaldi were… close. #Monsterdon

“The PKE meter shows a class 4 specter approaching.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I would LOVE to wear one of those alien costumes. I wouldn't have to make eye contact, it'd be great

You might think it's weird that a General is giving instructions to individual members of the infantry

but there *is* a joke that the smallest maneuver element of the Marines is a battalion, so

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#monsterdon Check that those marines are secure! Reach around if you have to! Make them happy! We must beat Ed at his own game! ;)

loving that the horror section was all detuned synthesizers but now we're in the action part and the symphony is engaged #monsterdon

What I find fascinating about this movie is that the director seems to think that kid is a really good actor, and I couldn’t disagree more. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "marines have no qualms about killing martians!" 😬

@akamran no kidding, the tank must be able to fly or something

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ITS THE BATTLE WHEEL FROM BATTLEDOME

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The sand pit reminds me of the cavern in The Stuff. Now that was a good movie #monsterdon

One of my favorite things about the Michael Chricton novel Sphere is the idea that the US military has a million contingency plans for all these wild outlandish situations. But because you can't plan for a situation you don't understand, those plans suck and are mostly based on fiction. I'd love to see a sequence of the US military putting their "in case of Martian body snatchers" plan into action sequence. #monsterdon

This kid is trying to play it cool but he's so psyched to see the military blow up his neighborhood #monsterdon

Oh Ronaldi!

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