"These bones are still moist" is my favorite Monsterdon quote this year

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Lenny has made an appearance.

(I apologize to literally everyone for making a Steinbeck joke.)

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Anyway, three weeks into the future have happened and we are hanging out in the Plantation Bunker's Stairwell Drawing Room and John tells Elvis, "wow its weird your brother is still alive after all the radiation and he also hasn't drank water." and then the brother wanders down and says "I'm going for a walk" and they stare at him.

After he leaves John is like "your brother seems danger I think we should kill him" and Elvis is like "bro, wtf?"

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rad-bnuuy?

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Please, Steve, not in front of the Klingons

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What about Larry? Ready to move on pretty fast, lady. #monsterdon

Aaand cue Klingon. #Monsterdon

He should be destroyed. When he comes back, let's dunk on his haircut and how his pants are too short.

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Saved! By filing under "Experiment" category!

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Destroyed is an odd word to use for killing somebody.

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(I kid. Sorry Mr. Goggins)

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Y'know, you guys could've at least thrown some makeup on the, uh, "scars" on bro's face. Blended it maybe a *little* :/ #Monsterdon

"Would you like to go with me"

every man except Steve is a creep

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Just say you're going out for a bite

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Yeah, he (Granger?) is a ghoul now

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This guy's obsessed with game meat. It really is him!

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"He's a freak of this new atomic world of ours"

sounding a bit fash there dude.....

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Granger is hydrating off the radiation

which is damn impressive

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He's a werewolf! He's a Morlock mutant werewolf!

I mean. I assume. #Monsterdon

Don't kid yourself Joanna, nothing in this movie gives anyone any feelings of any sort

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@floatybirb Definitely all the men are sus & if I had synesthesia or fresh meat it would liven up the movie.

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So he *knows* he's a cannibalistic radiation zombie?
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@CactuarJoe like. a. brick.

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Vintage squorl!!

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granger things

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Hmmm. He says he's sorry, but he's sure not acting sorry. And telling her to "snap out of it"?! A lot of bad behavior happening already.

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aren't we are just contaminated Gsme really?

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I'm only foreshadowing son, let it simmer, gawt'amn

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#monsterdon "You like movies about gladiators?”

this guy is a failed Shriner

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he's holding an empty box and pretending to know about radiation

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This whole movie is canned beef

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mutant fioncee is on his way....

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Larry is a scrambled egg face now, babe… you gotta move on

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Susan can switch over to the new dude with the shiny hair, the planet needs repopulatin'

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Apparently you can watch the current #monsterdon #InTheYear2889 directly from the wiki page...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Year_2889_(film)

@CactuarJoe gawd I read that to the tune of "I'm a bitch i'm a lover" etc

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The old dude objects to the ranger guy joining their secret apocalypse club house, because he doesn't have enough food, but he is overruled and the ranger guy joins their house.

Then at dinner the old guy explains that he's in charge (red flag) and has been preparing for the apocalypse for 10 years (weird, yellow flag) and also made a cool paper mache model of his house and yard (weird, green flag).

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"I have this craving for fresh man meat."
You and me both honey. 💅
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My man. Why did you not over prepare. How do you not have food for a year for three people planned? And they the math would make more sense that you can't handle more than double the people. Or hell cover it with "damn it I was having more supplies to replenish coming next week. I just three out 6 months worth of food a few days ago." or some shit.
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Heh. Yeah, I'm not gonna, I just need

BLOOD

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raw meat aww yeah let's gooo 🧟

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#monsterdon We're all human, we are also divinely flatulent. Now PULL MY FINGER OR I’LL SHOOT YOU.

"I need fresh meat. Raw meat!"

"Here, nibble on my arm..."

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This guy should put a larger target on his back.

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“I am the General and we will shoot the radiation if it tries to get in the house “

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#monsterdon I think we've found Chekhov's Fascist.

"I'm in command! You will follow my orders! You're gonna die!"

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#monsterdon If it rains, we're fucked. If it doesn't rain, the plants die, either way, we're fucked, but nevermind, you're not welcome here!

@Binder eh, he's no Auric Goldfinger

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His second in command is the guy he just met who he didn't want here

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Prepped Dad: here’s a diorama of my environment.

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I'm in charge, and here are my rules… says the guy who's had every thing he's demanded overruled by his daughter so far

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WELCOME TO LEAD HOUSE

DO NOT LICK IT

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LEAD SHIELDING DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT

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This MF made a diorama to show why he isn't dead.

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This man is insufferable and I love him

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Distressed at this, the old guy reclines on a chair and stares at a portrait of a lady, who I assume is his wife and also a ghost. Then a random couple wander in through his porch, seeking shelter from the sunlight and radiation.

The old guy shoos them away and then threatens them with a gun, because he only has provisions for 3 people in his plantation bunker house.

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Patriarchy established....

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"It looks like we're stuck with each other, so let's go over the rules.

"Do not pass Go, do not collect $200..."

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Can't stay!!!
No provisions!!
No provisions!!!
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there's a good premise for a farce somewhere in here: more and more people keep arriving in the apocalypse survival bunker, greeted each time with "what are *you* doing here?!"

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Screaming is how she greets new friends. #Monsterdon

Okay, I'm on the feed. #Monsterdon is going.
Looks like prepper Dad isn't having much luck as his daughter lets everyone join their post apocalyptic resort.

does the jug have three Xes on it? it fucking better. DO YOU HEAR ME MOVIE IT FUCKING BETTER

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What light though yonder window break.s
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This movie is on track to add a new character every 2 and a half minutes

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watch out for this one...he's sweaty!

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That guy looks like trouble. I bet he's a BEATNIK.

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Day for night!

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"Mac, we're staying"

Nobody says "Mac" anymore

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#InTheYear2889 starts with a nuclear bomb going off. A narrator whose "biblical" dial has been set to 11 tells us that a nuclear war is going on and radiation will kill everyone.

Meanwhile in a yard somewhere, an old guy and a young woman are listening to a portable radio describing the nuclear holocaust. They then go inside to play piano and hide from the radiation.

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This is like when the dwarves showed up at Bilbo’s house.

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TBF, this is how I react to someone at the door...

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is that portrait of his dear Lenore?

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there's a stupid, heavy-handed "purity" narrative in here, isn't there

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"I'm Steve Marlin. It's my grandma that said we could film here."

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More like H.R. Giger counter, amirite?

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@amyfou Optimistically to keep the fallout from coming down?

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Larry
Larry
Larry

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I'm unsure how french doors are protection from nuclear fallout

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Calling it, the dad killed Larry and wants to breed.....you know what I mean.

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Launching my #monsterdon thread for #InTheYear2889! This week we are watching a movie that I guess takes place in the year 2889 according to some calendar and probably has a monster in it or something.

Anyway, monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. Feel free to mute the hash tag if you don't want to see thousands of posts by me and others about that. Otherwise, enjoy the sauce?

Larry was everything, the universe was larry

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I hope I hold at 47 👴

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New York, Paris, Moscow ... I'm sure there are other locations probably

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WKRP in the Crater of Cincinatti

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This looks like a Fallout 76 type of nuclear Armageddon that has pine trees and fun stuff to do

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Three billion people wiped out by nukes but fortunately the plants are fine

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#monsterdon Ted is super constipated…

it's Cave Johnson's brother!!

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If you can hear the high pitch background squeal you passed this monsterdon hearing test.
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Ted Johnson becomes a ghoul

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#monsterdon /waits for narrator to catch his breath

🎶 THE SUN IS HOT
/narrator speaks some more
🎶 THE SUN IS NOT A PLACE WHERE WE COULD LIVE

1000 nuclear bombs sounds like a lot

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Taiwan was the flashpoint?

yikes!

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Going to join #Monsterdon late, somebody write down everything that happens!

never eat a mushroom cloud unless you're 100% confident of the species

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That's not how you pronounce Roentgens.
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but it will be a *dry* heat

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