"I'm taking over!"
Taking over a group of three people. How prestigious.

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Ugh, I hate this guy. I hope he gets creached.

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Is there a "How to carry fainted women" course in Monster school?

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Theory: Movie originally had no monster. Joanna went stage 4 and they had to kill her. Audiences didn’t go for it. Only man kills man.

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This scary harp music is very Star Trek

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Maybe it just feels like this movie is taking until 2889 to finish? 🤔

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What if these weren't night scenes. They just screwed up their color temperature on the outdoor shots.

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They sure are getting their money's worth out of the fake night-in-the-day filter.

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Wait o still don't have a bingo yet? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@saucerlost yeah, but they all shoot blanks? #Monsterdon

Oh no who could have seen that coming

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THIS IS BUSINESS APE

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obvious day-for-night is obvious

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I Can't Believe There's A Plot

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three little two little one little wrenchin's

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This movie is like time travel. It seems that time is going backwards, cause this suffering never ends.
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@saucerlost "Why he could run for office!" #Monsterdon

I sure hope Dracula is out there

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The real monsters were the survivors all along.

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It's getting kinda boring maybe we need some more roentgens #Monsterdon

@amyfou mental telepathy? #monsterdon

I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Oh, shit? Is this the entire plot to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None?

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Y'know we never saw the men in the pool....

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@pineheap Anything short of having died five minutes before the movie started counts as "a bit too long" as far as I'm concerned

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OH MY GOD MOVIE, DO SOMETHING!!!

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@dogwelder @Meadhbh A remake of a Roger Corman movie!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_the_World_Ended
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@Terencio

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SHOOT HIM

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@amyfou I thought they already did.

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Grange was scared of rain and the telepath monster is afraid of the pool. It's right there!

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Bar-keep! Guns for everyone!

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Tell me this buffoon stores loaded weapons

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Finally, here comes the creature, creaching

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Having a hallucination that this film transforms into Frogs

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Man is the real monster, as is tradition

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@Newpa_Hasai I hope it does take requests.

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This old man sleeps a lot.

I'd take his gun and shoot Mickey

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I guess the foley quit the production midway through? She swims without splashing.

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somehow i am like negative surprised that this guy is drowning her

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#monsterdon Please don't commit a murder in our only source of fresh water. Thank you.

I thought I had seen some bad movies but this might be the worst one I’ve ever seen. Especially with Tim dead. I liked Tim. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @jivens Coherent, yes, but I think the near-complete lack of anything happening makes up for that

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#monsterdon I think the real monster is Captain "No Fun Allowed" John

the characters move around like they're video game NPCs randomly swapping between sneak, sprint, and crouch animations #monsterdon

I didn't realize there'd be so much swimming after the apocalypse

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i am literally struggling not to fall asleep here team, dang

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I'm getting swimming sound effects (bad ones), so did I get the good audio copy?

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Oh yeah bingo or whatever #monsterdon

He murdered the only other woman left to repopulate the earth? It really is going to be Joanna and Steve as Adam and Eve!

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@Lazarou Just the one?, that's odd --math drunk dad #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's a man-whore and proud of it!

@CactuarJoe They don't need him.

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"Child molester??" How young is that young girl supposed to be?

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"This CHILD MOLESTOR here"

whoa, escalation

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#monsterdon I see that continuity and pacing were brought to us by Prince Valium ACE. He does all the really good films.

...especially Mickey

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this Ape works the same was as the Wicked Witch, obviously. Melts in water.

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Tense walking-from-one-place-to-another action

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Well, Steve, you didn't hear a thing because there are no foley artists in this movie

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folks the acting in this film is destroying my will to live

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great time to show a new character, perfect to show in the last 20 min

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This movie is killing a man: ME!

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I think I'm running out of steam about as quickly as the filmmakers did with about ... oh no, it's *now* 20 minutes to go, I can't count, help me

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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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@ottaross maybe he really sprained his ankle #monsterdon

“Perhaps for the whole human race”

Genetic diversity, I never knew ye

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It's Joanna and Steve, not Adam and Eve! #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"three steel claws"

DEATHCLAW?! :D :D :D

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But two people don't provide enough genetic divers-- WHY AM I EVEN TRYING!?

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Under the theory of evolution the movie is working on, shouldn't he now evolve a super-titanium ankle after spraining it?

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It's better if we have less characters to focus on

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I think they're making old prepper dad do his own stunts. That cliff climb looked pretty rough.

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don't tell Joanna, it would ruin my image of invulnerability

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So, speaking of radioactive fog, what if we put on Dreams (Akira Kurosawa) instead?

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@socketwench It's 45 proof and 200 rent chins.

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That fog is so compelling once one gets up next to it. #Monsterdon

I'm not going into the fog, I'm chasing Tim, that's different

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Maybe the whisky's mutated too...

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"Don't go into that fog!!"
*follows him into the fog*
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so which actor played The Fog here? does The Fog get a credit?

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"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
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Well if everybody's doing it I'm gonna go into that fog too!

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Jada is a discount Ann-Margret.

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"Don't go into that fog Tim!"

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If I was watching this movie in a theatre I would legitimately think the incredibly quiet score is sound from some movie in another movie hall bleeding through.

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The symbolic hat! The empty chair. #Monsterdon

this film won't show anything as eventful as a mutant attacking a drunk

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Did he hear something? Because we sure as fuck didn't.

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Careful, that rabbit's dynamite!

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that zoom-out has me appreciating that this movie does not have unmotivated zooming sickness, at least.

1969 is right on the border there and the shakycam we've been "treated" to suggests the operation of the camera is not exactly by a professional, but uh

It's Something

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Methinks Timothy is about to meet a chipmunk with one giant spork hand #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"just a little rabbit" vorpal bunny intensifies

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y'know maybe we should be grateful for the lack of a foley crew

otherwise we'd be hearing nonstop generator noise in almost every scene

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day for night but also blue

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Tim the Boozy Sailor is the only person in this #Monsterdon I like don't be mean to him!

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"...threadbare and blandly executed"
- Paul Gaita from Allmovie

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"what's pacing?"

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"There's one like you in every crowd" the "exotic dancer" has a lot more wisdom and dignity than any of the men in this #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

You had no idea Bubba is an alcoholic. I see. & you prize your astuteness, you said? #Monsterdon