Where's that poll asking if this was the worst movie this year - I think I found it!

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Anyway, TIME FOR THE AFTER-PARTY!!!

"[In] The Beginning [was the end]"

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God I hope that's not the beginning
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Needed Larry post credit sequence looking at his watch at cafe

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i... i guess it's over?

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Did he shoot Mickey w/ a silencer? WTF #Monsterdon

There werengun shots, but they were muted.

If you would have shot him earlier, this movie could have been over a lot sooner. Geez. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh, thank gods it’s over.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

The Beginning.. F you movie.
My God, that was bad. Horrible.

okay but seriously how is everyone in this movie reaching the conclusion that pure water will kill things that can handle radioactive water

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@amyfou Everything in this movie makes complete sense and I totally understand it.

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and they fucked off into the MGM logo, good night

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A bunch of temporary monsters that die as the world recovers, sure. Could be good in a good movie

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The creature is confirmed to be Larry!!!!

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I think that was already a stand-your-sofa situation, why wait any longer!

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That "atomic thing" out there anticipates the aliens in Signs (M. Night Shyamalan).

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Who knew radiation mutants were dissolved in the rain? 🤷 #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Just plain old rainwater..."
"... THAT'S IT! There was no nuclear apocalypse!
Granger just tried to do a heist on a power plant and traipsed 40 roents of radiation all over the house.

We can all go back to society, Jada will be so happy!"

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Steve don’t you see? It’s got body dysmorphia. That’s why it wouldn’t go in the pool!

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motherfucker they actually do dissolve in water

goddammit

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"I like to know what I'm fighting"

Well, I have news for you, Steve. You are fighting a bad script, bad effects, bad acting and bad photography. Also it's afraid of water.

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#monsterdon The monster kind of reminds me of the president of the federation from Star Trek VI after a bad night.

you already said it was afraid of water

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Joanna!

Screw you, Steve! I've got a new boyfriend, and he doesn't treat me like a fukken broodmare.

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Some 30 round luger that is.

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Finally the hydrophobia pays off!

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@cocaine_owlbear They should all have scared shtless expressions on their faces with lots of side I and jumpscaring themselves! #Monsterdon

"I'm taking over!"
Taking over a group of three people. How prestigious.

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Ugh, I hate this guy. I hope he gets creached.

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Is there a "How to carry fainted women" course in Monster school?

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Theory: Movie originally had no monster. Joanna went stage 4 and they had to kill her. Audiences didn’t go for it. Only man kills man.

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I'd like a break from the song.

Yeah, the Harry Styles one.

...and the super racist one in this film

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This scary harp music is very Star Trek

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Maybe it just feels like this movie is taking until 2889 to finish? 🤔

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What if these weren't night scenes. They just screwed up their color temperature on the outdoor shots.

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Wait o still don't have a bingo yet? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Vampire Frankie got her

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@saucerlost yeah, but they all shoot blanks? #Monsterdon

Oh no who could have seen that coming

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THIS IS BUSINESS APE

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obvious day-for-night is obvious

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I Can't Believe There's A Plot

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three little two little one little wrenchin's

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This movie is like time travel. It seems that time is going backwards, cause this suffering never ends.
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OOOOOooooOOOooooo

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I sure hope Dracula is out there

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this film could have been about the 29th Century, but no....we get Mickey the Pimp...

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The real monsters were the survivors all along.

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It's getting kinda boring maybe we need some more roentgens #Monsterdon

@amyfou mental telepathy? #monsterdon

I could be reading an Agatha Christie novel with one of two racist titles instead.
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Most hated Monsterdon Character: Mickey

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Oh, shit? Is this the entire plot to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None?

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Y'know we never saw the men in the pool....

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@pineheap Anything short of having died five minutes before the movie started counts as "a bit too long" as far as I'm concerned

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OH MY GOD MOVIE, DO SOMETHING!!!

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@dogwelder @Meadhbh A remake of a Roger Corman movie!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_the_World_Ended
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@Terencio

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SHOOT HIM

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@amyfou I thought they already did.

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Grange was scared of rain and the telepath monster is afraid of the pool. It's right there!

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Finally, here comes the creature, creaching

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actually on John's side in this...

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Man is the real monster, as is tradition

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@Newpa_Hasai I hope it does take requests.

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I guess the foley quit the production midway through? She swims without splashing.

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somehow i am like negative surprised that this guy is drowning her

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#monsterdon Please don't commit a murder in our only source of fresh water. Thank you.

I thought I had seen some bad movies but this might be the worst one I’ve ever seen. Especially with Tim dead. I liked Tim. #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai @jivens Coherent, yes, but I think the near-complete lack of anything happening makes up for that

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#monsterdon I think the real monster is Captain "No Fun Allowed" John

the characters move around like they're video game NPCs randomly swapping between sneak, sprint, and crouch animations #monsterdon

I didn't realize there'd be so much swimming after the apocalypse

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Foley by Alan Smithee.

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i am literally struggling not to fall asleep here team, dang

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Oh yeah bingo or whatever #monsterdon

He murdered the only other woman left to repopulate the earth? It really is going to be Joanna and Steve as Adam and Eve!

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@Lazarou Just the one?, that's odd --math drunk dad #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's a man-whore and proud of it!

@CactuarJoe They don't need him.

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"Child molester??" How young is that young girl supposed to be?

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#monsterdon I see that continuity and pacing were brought to us by Prince Valium ACE. He does all the really good films.

...especially Mickey

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this Ape works the same was as the Wicked Witch, obviously. Melts in water.

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"Well, it looked like an ape. Kinda sexy, I guess. You know apes."

.............🤨

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Tense walking-from-one-place-to-another action

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Well, Steve, you didn't hear a thing because there are no foley artists in this movie

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great time to show a new character, perfect to show in the last 20 min

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This movie is killing a man: ME!

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I think I'm running out of steam about as quickly as the filmmakers did with about ... oh no, it's *now* 20 minutes to go, I can't count, help me

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Matsuo! *shakes fist*
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@ottaross maybe he really sprained his ankle #monsterdon

“Perhaps for the whole human race”

Genetic diversity, I never knew ye

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It's Joanna and Steve, not Adam and Eve! #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"three steel claws"

DEATHCLAW?! :D :D :D

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But two people don't provide enough genetic divers-- WHY AM I EVEN TRYING!?

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Under the theory of evolution the movie is working on, shouldn't he now evolve a super-titanium ankle after spraining it?

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don't tell Joanna, it would ruin my image of invulnerability

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@socketwench It's 45 proof and 200 rent chins.

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