You had no idea Bubba is an alcoholic. I see. & you prize your astuteness, you said? #Monsterdon

Wait, it's okay

I'm addicted to these inebriants

#Monsterdon

(crickets chirping) ok but when are the Rad-crickets gonna show up

#monsterdon

Thanks, dad! We were having fun until you came in and ruined it all.

#Monsterdon

Did grampa man break his own coochie record or did she think to bring one… in the aftermath of Armageddon?

#Monsterdon

Society has fuckin' sucked ass for so goddamn long

My two long-term partners over the past two decades were exotic dancers in their younger years, and both now have Masters degrees and solid progress towards their Doctorates

Y'see that in film? NOPE

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh sure, getting drunk is "disgusting behavior". Dude was threatening murder a short time ago.

#Monsterdon

I love how they had to print "jug smashes" because there was absolutely no audio for it. o.O

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@devilgirlbot Kick me with that blue spot daddy, cause I’m comin’ on for the clincher! #Monsterdon

Hands of the merchandise!

#Monsterdon

Is the YouTube version shorter than the one I got from Internet Archive? Because that makes me wish I watched that version. #monsterdon
#intheyear2889

If I were in this movie I would also be drunk.

#monsterdon

Nobody has trouble getting a haircut or makeup in the apocalypse

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Okay, I kind of miss what is happening, my mind was wondering when someone mentioned sea captain
#monsterdon  

"That jug has been in my family for generations!"

#Monsterdon

This film is quite ....'greasy'...isn't it?

#Monsterdon

KEEP IT ON!

#Monsterdon

@strangefour

Splooging on hicks?

#Monsterdon

Sit down, lady, you're blockin the TV.
#monsterdon

@th0tleader DON"T touch him because he's hawt.

#monsterdon

drunk white lady dance time

#monsterdon

Geez I'd rather die than survive the apocalypse with these MFers....

#Monsterdon

Maybe they couldn't shoot at night because then you'd see the streetlights nearby.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh, nothing, just watching you cretins awkwardly foreplay on my lawn. #Monsterdon

audio cutout at 53 minutes

Thankfully?

#Monsterdon

Praying that Hercules yeets them all out into space

#Monsterdon

okay she does sound actually drunk

#monsterdon

"Don't touch him, he's hot"
(homophobia)

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Spawned in Bilge Water is my Cure cover band. #Monsterdon

ooh the sexy clarinet

#monsterdon

#monsterdon We can't give him a gun, but maybe a sex toy…

#monsterdon "Don't touch him, he's hot!" Beg to differ there cap'n

FEV workin' quick

#monsterdon

Granger looks like Temu Lee Marvin.

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

#monsterdon "don't touch him, he's hot"

The movie's abstinence message

stage four supermutants

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

STRANGE BONES

MOIST BONES!

#monsterdon

Levels of giving a shit about characters is critical and falling.... (4%).

(4%) ■□□□□□□□□□□

#monsterdon

I can’t tell if he means radioactive or literally hot

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Gotta say rolling down the hill at least looks like fun #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

But if he's hot, you really want to touch him!

[couldn't resist]

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

oh no he's hot

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Save yourselves ladies I don't think there is a society worth rebuilding here #Monsterdon

Honestly I'm kinda rooting for the mutants here

#Monsterdon

Sounds neat, Dad! #monsterdon

Doc Brown? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon so this cryptkeeper lookin mf, he's gotta be the fiance right?

@pngwen Right?! #Monsterdon

Captain Ramsey (Neil Fletcher) anticipating Noah (Russell Crowe) in Noah (2014) lol

#Monsterdon

This little gadget? He's never seen a key before? #monsterdon
#intheyear2889

No means no… err… I guess I’ll marry him in a week if he’s still alive

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

i got maybe the easiest #monsterdonBingo that could be had on seeing a gif in the feed #monsterdon

Why, I have a feeling of doom right now while watching the film.

#monsterdon

Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"and I just happen to _be_ a sea captain!"

#monsterdon

Hey Mickey you're a louse
You're a louse, get outta my house
Hey Mickey

#Monsterdon

Jeez, get a rug liner

#monsterdon

Templeton? #monsterdon

Project 2025 made a movie

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Ope, and he officially took it to the weird place...
#Monsterdon

Yeah that's how evolution works, throw enough radiation at it and it turns into a time machine

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'll tell the girls the first thing in the morning. They should bear children as soon as possible." WELP, I'M OUT.

#Monsterdon

Dude, you just put everyone on half rations and you want women to get pregnant???? Make it make sense!!!

#Monsterdon

GOD DAMN IT STOP CREEPING ON THE WOMEN, MOVIE.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

God, dad's like Elon Musk.

#Monsterdon

I'm sorry they should fucking what now

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@thraeryn

Minus the wangs and chesticles??? Not a world I want to live in!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

oh no don't make the survival of the species dependent on those lovely young women having to become involved with these gross dudes

*are* we fighting for survival? honestly things seem pretty copacetic, there has been almost no conflict over the last 45 minutes. even when guns were being pointed at each other it is debatable if it was actually conflict.

#Monsterdon

STRANGELOVE

#monsterdon

The plantation prepper crew entertains themselves by doing more irrelevant things. The ranger drinks whiskey with one of the girls and they giggle. John tells Elvis he will tell him the dark secrets of his past nuclear test job in the movie in a later scene.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"It's skin looked like rubber."
Good way to explain a rubbery mask lol
#Monsterdon

tHeRe aRE tWo fORMs of lIfE in THIS valLey

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

DOOOOOOM

#monsterdon

frankly this could be a movie set in fallout 76's lore and i would consider it to be a good canon addition

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"No law against sketching what we'd seen"

I now want to revisit my previously aborted attempt to learn how to draw centaurs so I could do the "how would they wear pants, shirts, and ties" thing.

#monsterdon

If this movie was more self-aware it could be a parable of male survivalism a la Joanna Russ' "We Who are About To" but it isn't.

#monsterdon

behold a chipmunk!
(okay, these are an okay explanation of the monster bit for this)

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

One million years of evolution in Kellogg's raisin bran bombs.#Monsterdon

#monsterdon fan art of the animal mutations really says "we couldn't afford to hire someone to make these models"

#monsterdon They were living barbecue survivors

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Those are really good pictures someone is a good drawer

It's always fun to go through how your fursona has changed over the years

#monsterdon

"Our third survivor was a monkey."

"Look, Jim, I'm sure you're very proud of your webcomic manga art but I think you shouldn't quit your day job."

#monsterdon

oh she'll give you blue barrels all right #monsterdon

This guy is like one of those people who will not shut the fuck up about WW2. Everything in his life is the Matsuo Bomb Test. #Monsterdon

Nightime smoke, or just blue fog? #Monsterdon

Finally a scene with some decent lighting

#Monsterdon

@saucerlost and the plot, fuzzy and ever more falling apart #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

holy cow he walked THROUGH FOG?! :neocat_shocked:

#Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ APOCALYPTIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

👀Look for
SFX for this movie: drawings on paper

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@jonny that's what the have-a-heart traps were out there for

#monsterdon

they gave bro spooky music for climbing a hill

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Hair on her boobies? That's some weird mutation
#Monsterdon
#intheyear2889

@ohiofi holy shit it really does. Where’s Calculon’s brother when you need him?? #monsterdon

"And so it transpired that the only poison in the valley wasn't radioactive fallout, but was in fact methylated spirits that killed the house."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

ewwww, the men are so creepy, burn them all!

(the crisps are going down very well btw!)

#Monsterdon

I heard "that puts heroin your chest" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

yee haw moonshine wot wot

#monsterdon

What the fuck is with this dialogue? I mean, the acting is terrible, but it's not like the cast has much to work with.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889