That fog is so compelling once one gets up next to it. #Monsterdon

I'm not going into the fog, I'm chasing Tim, that's different

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Steve running around like a puppy dog to his master....

#Monsterdon

"Don't go into that fog!!"
*follows him into the fog*
#Monsterdon

Maybe the whisky's mutated too...

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so which actor played The Fog here? does The Fog get a credit?

#monsterdon

"Don't go into the fog."
We could be watching The Fog.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Well if everybody's doing it I'm gonna go into that fog too!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Jada is a discount Ann-Margret.

#monsterdon

The symbolic hat! The empty chair. #Monsterdon

Did he hear something? Because we sure as fuck didn't.

#monsterdon

Careful, that rabbit's dynamite!

#Monsterdon

Methinks Timothy is about to meet a chipmunk with one giant spork hand #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"just a little rabbit" vorpal bunny intensifies

#monsterdon

y'know maybe we should be grateful for the lack of a foley crew

otherwise we'd be hearing nonstop generator noise in almost every scene

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

day for night but also blue

#monsterdon

Tim the Boozy Sailor is the only person in this #Monsterdon I like don't be mean to him!

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ APOCALYPTIC REVIEW! 🌏🔥

"...threadbare and blandly executed"
- Paul Gaita from Allmovie

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"what's pacing?"

#monsterdon

"There's one like you in every crowd" the "exotic dancer" has a lot more wisdom and dignity than any of the men in this #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

You had no idea Bubba is an alcoholic. I see. & you prize your astuteness, you said? #Monsterdon

(crickets chirping) ok but when are the Rad-crickets gonna show up

#monsterdon

Thanks, dad! We were having fun until you came in and ruined it all.

#Monsterdon

Did grampa man break his own coochie record or did she think to bring one… in the aftermath of Armageddon?

#Monsterdon

Society has fuckin' sucked ass for so goddamn long

My two long-term partners over the past two decades were exotic dancers in their younger years, and both now have Masters degrees and solid progress towards their Doctorates

Y'see that in film? NOPE

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh sure, getting drunk is "disgusting behavior". Dude was threatening murder a short time ago.

#Monsterdon

I love how they had to print "jug smashes" because there was absolutely no audio for it. o.O

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@devilgirlbot Kick me with that blue spot daddy, cause I’m comin’ on for the clincher! #Monsterdon

apparently NO PARTIES

so now I think they might um, all have a good reason to off Dad, there

#monsterdon

Hands of the merchandise!

#Monsterdon

Is the YouTube version shorter than the one I got from Internet Archive? Because that makes me wish I watched that version. #monsterdon
#intheyear2889

If I were in this movie I would also be drunk.

#monsterdon

Nobody has trouble getting a haircut or makeup in the apocalypse

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Okay, I kind of miss what is happening, my mind was wondering when someone mentioned sea captain
#monsterdon  

"That jug has been in my family for generations!"

#Monsterdon

KEEP IT ON!

#Monsterdon

@strangefour

Splooging on hicks?

#Monsterdon

Sit down, lady, you're blockin the TV.
#monsterdon

drunk white lady dance time

#monsterdon

@th0tleader DON"T touch him because he's hawt.

#monsterdon

Why does the old man own THIS record????

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Geez I'd rather die than survive the apocalypse with these MFers....

#Monsterdon

Maybe they couldn't shoot at night because then you'd see the streetlights nearby.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh, nothing, just watching you cretins awkwardly foreplay on my lawn. #Monsterdon

audio cutout at 53 minutes

Thankfully?

#Monsterdon

Praying that Hercules yeets them all out into space

#Monsterdon

okay she does sound actually drunk

#monsterdon

HAWT #monsterdon

"Don't touch him, he's hot"
(homophobia)

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Spawned in Bilge Water is my Cure cover band. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We can't give him a gun, but maybe a sex toy…

Was this this bit about mutants getting closer at night vaguely inspired by I am Legend?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Do as you're told Steve, like you always do....

#Monsterdon

Exit, stage one

/snagglepuss

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Don't touch him, he's hot!" Beg to differ there cap'n

FEV workin' quick

#monsterdon

Granger looks like Temu Lee Marvin.

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

#monsterdon "don't touch him, he's hot"

The movie's abstinence message

stage four supermutants

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Levels of giving a shit about characters is critical and falling.... (4%).

(4%) ■□□□□□□□□□□

#monsterdon

I can’t tell if he means radioactive or literally hot

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Gotta say rolling down the hill at least looks like fun #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

oh no he's hot

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Save yourselves ladies I don't think there is a society worth rebuilding here #Monsterdon

Honestly I'm kinda rooting for the mutants here

#Monsterdon

Sounds neat, Dad! #monsterdon

Doc Brown? #Monsterdon

This guy has been preparing for this for ten years?

What an asshole

#Monsterdon

Great Scott!

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

#monsterdon so this cryptkeeper lookin mf, he's gotta be the fiance right?

@pngwen Right?! #Monsterdon

Captain Ramsey (Neil Fletcher) anticipating Noah (Russell Crowe) in Noah (2014) lol

#Monsterdon

and now it's Handmaids Tale #monsterdon

Gotta git married so Jaysis don't bomb us agin fer bein' sinful

#Monsterdon

This little gadget? He's never seen a key before? #monsterdon
#intheyear2889

i got maybe the easiest #monsterdonBingo that could be had on seeing a gif in the feed #monsterdon

Why, I have a feeling of doom right now while watching the film.

#monsterdon

Wait wait what? You are forcing babies to be made but only if you marry them? Okay the old man is the real villain.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Jeez, get a rug liner

#monsterdon

Templeton? #monsterdon

Project 2025 made a movie

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Ope, and he officially took it to the weird place...
#Monsterdon

Yeah that's how evolution works, throw enough radiation at it and it turns into a time machine

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'll tell the girls the first thing in the morning. They should bear children as soon as possible." WELP, I'M OUT.

#Monsterdon

Incredible it took them this long to turn into birth rate chuds

#Monsterdon

Dude, you just put everyone on half rations and you want women to get pregnant???? Make it make sense!!!

#Monsterdon

Sometimes I have a feeling of doom. Probably from those imps wandering the valley and throwing fireballs

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

GOD DAMN IT STOP CREEPING ON THE WOMEN, MOVIE.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

God, dad's like Elon Musk.

#Monsterdon

I'm sorry they should fucking what now

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@thraeryn

Minus the wangs and chesticles??? Not a world I want to live in!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

oh no don't make the survival of the species dependent on those lovely young women having to become involved with these gross dudes

Hybrid bear children?! This movie is getting good!

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Sometimes I also have a feeling of Doom. But I try to focus on my feelings of Hexen.

#Monsterdon

"It's skin looked like rubber."
Good way to explain a rubbery mask lol
#Monsterdon

tHeRe aRE tWo fORMs of lIfE in THIS valLey

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

DOOOOOOM

#monsterdon

frankly this could be a movie set in fallout 76's lore and i would consider it to be a good canon addition

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"No law against sketching what we'd seen"

I now want to revisit my previously aborted attempt to learn how to draw centaurs so I could do the "how would they wear pants, shirts, and ties" thing.

#monsterdon

If this movie was more self-aware it could be a parable of male survivalism a la Joanna Russ' "We Who are About To" but it isn't.

#monsterdon