yee haw moonshine wot wot

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What the fuck is with this dialogue? I mean, the acting is terrible, but it's not like the cast has much to work with.

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If this movie is what happens after a nuclear war.... let all the nations of the world band together to make sure it never happens.

#Monsterdon

The best things about this film so far:
* John (not Mickey) is a guy who knows that loss of knowledge is loss of life
* the wardrobe department wasn't afraid of clothing folks in me

Also, Miss Jada needs no hair on her chest, you silly

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is it supposed to be night or day

like in any of these scenes

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Steve, she's not attracted to men who are dismissive of her concerns.

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#monsterdon the girls don't realize there's an available man right there in the bushes

Joanna can hear everything in the forest, except Mickey sneaking up on her.

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Hey, it's Vargas

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"Whats so bad about me" as he then goes on to list the things and demonstrate even more reasons #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Has this movie passed the Bechtel-Wallace test?

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Great, we've got "nice guy" shit.

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IT'S JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD #monsterdon

...and it turned out, this whole time, the monster was J. Robert Oppenheimer

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@TerryHancock Steve is the monster, for dismissing Joanna's safety concerns when he wasn't even there at the pool. I don't blame Joanna for saying she wants to be alone (not with dismissive Steve)! Only person I'm rooting for now is Joanna, none of the guys. #monsterdon
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Did that guy teleport next to her? #monsterdon

She's got a spiritual connection to the monster.

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@Lazarou

I think this *IS* the 1967 Sears, Roebuck video catalog

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@floatybirb Bikinis and dull biblical analogies were overdetermined.

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#monsterdon "He was looking at me, he tried to talk to me"

"What did he say?"

(growling) "You have dishonored your family!"

"Do you believe in mental telepathy"

…as opposed to what other sort of telepathy?

#Monsterdon

well, the Turn to Telepathy was certainly a certain something.

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The Matsuo test is like a betchdel test in that this movie fails both.
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"The Matsuo Test" is how you check the laser in your CD player is properly aligned #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@bstacey

Just gotta Keep Riding The Storm Out.

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Matsuo is the reverse-Bechdel test.

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#monsterdon No John, you'll be next. We've all agreed, you're the sacrifice. We'll rejoice as you are pulled apart like a fresh hot batch of monkey bread.

AH YES, THE MAT-TSU-OH TEST

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"this place is cursed, and I must kill your brother to lift it"

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#monsterdon Tim is ambivalent about personal hygene

It's interesting that in teh 14 years since the Corman movie and this one the idea of just going for a dip in a random natural pool became unthinkable (to hollywood types at least)

That spring sure looks like a pool. Lol Though I ain't gonna complain about pretty girls in swimsuits in pretty much any movie.

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@diazona proper human dialogue #Monsterdon

"Somebody's watching us. I can feel it!" Oh shit she knows she's in a movie. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Iodine-131 has a half-life of 8 days, so at least 85% of it has already decayed. Maybe way more depending on the time

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"You *are* good looking!"

Lesbians! Of the apocalypse!

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@Lazarou

Gratuitous? It's the closest thing approaching a redeeming feature!

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When he said it was a “spring-fed pool,” I assumed it was a natural pool, but no, it’s a swimming pool that’s surprisingly clean and treated with chemicals, as if someone is taking care of it every day.

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#monsterdon succeeding at the bechdel test by jealously threatening another woman for being attractive is kind of a pyrrhic victory

"You are good looking"

yeah, that dialogue

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I think that's the quietest pool entry I've ever heard.

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(Geiger counter ticking intensifies)

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“Don’t let the rain touch me” spent 32 weeks at number one in 1969.

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A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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I also have taken more baths in the last two months than in all of my born days.

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She's wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!
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Meanwhile, the scantily clad redheads… #Monsterdon

A little rain must fall.
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I could be reading Necroscope right now.
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#monsterdon
Dioramas AND bible study. I really would rather die.

Grange? You posin' fer the back of your album or somethin'?

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RE: https://me.dm/@kshernandez/116751515022297299

If only there was drama in this movie

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@georgieboy Yeah that, and also, if eating the game is dangerous, how on earth can drinking the water be safe? #monsterdon
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"We'll all be dead, or like Granger if we're unlucky."

I don't know. I'd rather end up like Granger than dead. It doesn't seem to bother him any.

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@paco/116751543202416175

So far everything has been real

#TooManyBibleDrills #Monsterdon

I'm sorry, being like Grainger is worse than dying?
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Why are you measuring the radiation in the dark?

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Clouds of nuclear waste just bumping up against a draft & refusing to come down from the heights they're pushed up to. #Monsterdon

I've heard the word Roentgen so many times it's lost all meaning.

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Why use your clean water for that? Why didn't you BEGIN with those baths??

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Are the books edible?
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What role does Moonshine Cowboy play in all of this? #monsterdon

I don't think this is how radioactive mutations works, Steve.
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If small amounts of radiation produce change then LARGE amounts

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It has been weeks since the bombs, sir.

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Finally they stopped with the science and moved on to the bible.

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Fricking fricking frack, is this a Secret Evangelism Movie? Was the Billy Graham Evangelical whatchamacallit organization behind this film??

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I, too, had enough of that Bible when I was a kid.

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Excellent! Thoughts and Prayers will fix everything! #Monsterdon

There sure is a lot of scripture in this film #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #moist

Yep that's how you know you're getting some good Texas brisket

while typing: okay I'm with the heel dude, noone wants sunday school in the fallout shelter

Try Hindu scripture "I Am Become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds."

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"...my brother couldn't distinguish between the bible and an encyclopedia."

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...oh, it's a Christian propaganda film.

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"It defies all the laws of man and god"

Accurate description of the fediverse

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oh no

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@Newpa_Hasai #Monsterdon

not even in Pokemon

m o i s t

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Maybe it's so blue cuz all of the roentgens #Monsterdon

...there's always a bigger butcher

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"He spends most of his nights prowling around in these woods."

And yet the bunny, in a cage, lasted at least 3 weeks after Granger's been complaining about wanting meat nearly the whole time?

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Looks like Lady Gaga 'been out here eatin' our rabbits.

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"49 roentgens." say it with me folks

NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE

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"Defies all the laws of man and god"

same

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@kcarr2015
I am very confused about the date.

Are we going to leap into the far future at some point? Or are we supposed to believe that late-60s fashion is revived in 900 years..?

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"...these bones are still moist!"

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how does he get his hair so neat and shiny in the new atomic world

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I just had some kind of technical problem here, did we ever find out what Bubba is doing? I caught the WereMutant plucking the bunny from the cage. #Monsterdon

"Come, pretty girl. Join me in mutant glory." #monsterdon #intheyear2889

@bunnyhero

Your plea rejected as lacking impartiality

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Bnuuy noooooo

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contaminated game!

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He knows the orchestra is on to him. That's why he's so pensive.

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What's the test for whether a movie involves anything other than the men hitting on the women

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You gotta be some kind of desperate studio to stick your logo on the start of this. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's called FETCHING THE COFFEE Joanna. You should do it, go out there, where the strange noises are because THAT’S WHERE THE COFFEE MAKERS ARE. She is sensitive to percolators.

Are you psychic for mutant detection lady? What's got you a tinglin`?
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Thanks, @cherizilla

You taste like canned meat Steve

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Theremins can't hurt you in the house, Jane

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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my erection. #Monsterdon