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Thanks, @cherizilla

You taste like canned meat Steve

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Theremins can't hurt you in the house, Jane

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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my erection. #Monsterdon

Her father is "so positive"

Same father who keeps complaining about insufficient supplies and threatening to shoot people

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"He must be destroyed"

Um. Wow, dude. Not big on due process this guy.

So, Joanna’s already forgotten about Larry?

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boooooooooooring bring back the zombie

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The Butcher (Diablo) origin story,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q7VqqkNWHA

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I'm pretty sure they did the casting call for this at a local gas station. #monsterdon

"We have to study him"

ok Steve is a creep too

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AIP, intending to produce a remake, gave director Larry Buchanan their script for Day the World Ended. The producers evidently failed to provide additional guidance because Buchanan's product is an almost a line-for-line remake.

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#monsterdon I'm gonna turn and knock every vase off every occasional table, with my... RAGING HUNGER FOR GAME

Poor mutant, just can't get a date.

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"It's called PnP Steve" #monsterdon

Has "because I say so" EVER worked??
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So the guy who strongly resembles a generic 'sympathetic' Heinlein character turns-out to be an old Navy man.

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#monsterdon I want the father there to die soon. Anytime. Painfully preferably. Fire would be nice.

Giving me the same vibe.

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"There's no such thing as logic anymore"

Huh. Bob read the rest of the script too, I guess.

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"Not enough cancer around yet, might as well smoke some ciggies inside. Also we barely have enough food but we sure got cigarettes, must be 1969"

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This movie's title LIES!!!

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The costumes are super ghetto. And they're the best part of this. #monsterdon

"I'm going outside.

"I might be quite some time..." 😆

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

There's no such thing as logic anymore..
Yes, movie. I know. I am waiting for this to become a musical now.

After being a grumpy asshole, the old dude, whose name is "John" decides to go for a walk to check the radiation outside because radiation is like the weather. Another dude follows him out so John can tell him that he had a job towing an animal test ship out of a hydrogen bomb test and also maybe there were other forms of life on earth in the past that were destroyed by nuclear wars or something.

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"He gives me a funny feeling."

Ma'am that's just the tingle of the radiation he's giving off.

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@SnoopJ “let’s film in the field next to Spartacus to save money on music” #monsterdon

Wow, monster-sign! And the film made it boring, alas

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Found the monster!!

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It must be nice to know your place in life, even if it is being a cannibalistic radiation zombie.
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Ok, not ominous at all, good night!
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Moonshine guy has the right idea

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ehhhh, I tawt I taw a plot development

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cowpoke got his magic bottomless jug o likker

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"Contaminated game, fighting for life just like we are." How beautiful a hawk, a squirrel a - what the fuck is THAT?! O_O
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"I gotta have some meat"

I hear ya dude...

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Wonder if that person in the homemade haloween costume was irradiated too.
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Granger's got game senses!

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Enough of this nighttime animal footage, I need a roentgen update!

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"I can feel it, and I need meat."

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I suppose we're all playing a contaminated game, when you really stop and think about, hey Captain?

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monsterized!

Mutants are deathly afraid of day for night shots!

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@overholt Wait I missed whatever you are talking about.

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Okay but how long until we get radroaches? There's good eating on them!

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@CactuarJoe I suspect there will be a time jump at some point. Or it's just a bullshit title. 50/50

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Awooooooo~

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rad-coyote?
rad-hawk?

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Are we meant to believe that across the entire planet, this is the only house that had a natural protection from nuclear oblivion?

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super glad the coyotes and vulties are all fine

"True force of the atom" 😂

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This guy got his science degree from the university of reddit.

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"You think some other form could have survived?"

Uh, yeah. Cockroaches, dude.

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well judging from the background noise

I THINK BIRDS SURVIVED

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Some other form of life? yeah, radroaches!

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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it...

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@floatybirb What flag is hitting on someone playing the piano?

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#monsterdon Canned beef, first step to making shit on a shingle.

It's a pull starter geiger counter. #Monsterdon

very long 20 minutes this has been

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Did they forget to employ a composer for the soundtrack???

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Mm, canned beef. Whaddya figure the over/under is on his brother eating the dancer? #Monsterdon

GHOSTS OF THE RADIOACTIVE DEAD

ARE CALLING COLLECT

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I’m digging the 1960s hair, especially the redhead.

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"My fiance died yesterday."
"I'll wait five minutes before putting the moves on you, because I'm polite."

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"...your brother?"
"My fiancé."
"You didn't answer my question..."

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whoever was on hair for this movie should win the oscar for 'shiniest hair in a feature film'

"So you're saying you're single?"

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"Your brother?"

"Yes. Also my fiancé"

"What?"

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This guy's about to be like

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I also need fresh and raw meat because it will do me good.

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the walking dead telltale series looks different

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Oh gross…

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me too brother #monsterdon

Why is this snotty little weasel man like a low rent Corey Feldman? From decades earlier. Is that his dad?
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Just come back after I've mutated into a monster, alright? Geez

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Fun fact: a billionaire recently asked a tech. reporter if there were a drug to which he could addict the guards in his New Zealand bunker to keep them in line.

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"No water!" Hydrophobia? He must be rabid!

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Raw meat? Looks like Ghoul and "Night of the Living Dead" predictions were prescient.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I need fresh meat. Raw meat..

Uh... grampa, we need to talk about this guy..

Everyone has a topographic relief model of their house, right?

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If he needs fresh meat, what about that rancher's cows...?

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"I'm not going to die"

oh but you are, it's the radiation sickness, it gives you a false window of recovery. This dude is toast

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He's a regular radiation sponge!

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That diorama of his house will be the key to their survival.

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ruh roh

Uh oh. Radioactive brother is a mutant now. And he craves raw meat. This bodes well.

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And if we have empty stomachs, no one will be able to cultivate sourdough from the yeast in our bellies in 6000 years!

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"Dad, I've never seen you like this before."

OK, but to be fair, the world hasn't ended before. The end times can change a person. #Monsterdon

Yeah definitely checking off "jerk causes problems for everyone" ✅

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homie this is the apocalypse, if someone in the mansion is openly threatening to kill you if you slip then his ass has gotta go #monsterdon

Which one is the Alien!

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the prepper screenwriter's barely disguised fetish

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@allanb right? I mean he was prepared enough to do that but only stocked food for 3? I’m raising an eyebrow here. #monsterdon

Boy this guy is everything crap about survivalists.

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"What other forces?"
"Nevermind that now. There's plenty of time to read my back copies of far-right 'zines while we're trying to avoid thinking about starvation."

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Old man's dead in 10 minutes. Mark my text.

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I'll settle it, with this. :: pats big butt ::
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