If this movie was more self-aware it could be a parable of male survivalism a la Joanna Russ' "We Who are About To" but it isn't.

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behold a chipmunk!
(okay, these are an okay explanation of the monster bit for this)

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One million years of evolution in Kellogg's raisin bran bombs.#Monsterdon

#monsterdon fan art of the animal mutations really says "we couldn't afford to hire someone to make these models"

#monsterdon They were living barbecue survivors

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Those are really good pictures someone is a good drawer

It's always fun to go through how your fursona has changed over the years

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oh she'll give you blue barrels all right #monsterdon

This guy is like one of those people who will not shut the fuck up about WW2. Everything in his life is the Matsuo Bomb Test. #Monsterdon

Nightime smoke, or just blue fog? #Monsterdon

Finally a scene with some decent lighting

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@saucerlost and the plot, fuzzy and ever more falling apart #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ APOCALYPTIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

👀Look for
SFX for this movie: drawings on paper

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@jonny that's what the have-a-heart traps were out there for

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they gave bro spooky music for climbing a hill

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Hair on her boobies? That's some weird mutation
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@ohiofi holy shit it really does. Where’s Calculon’s brother when you need him?? #monsterdon

"And so it transpired that the only poison in the valley wasn't radioactive fallout, but was in fact methylated spirits that killed the house."

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I heard "that puts heroin your chest" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

yee haw moonshine wot wot

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What the fuck is with this dialogue? I mean, the acting is terrible, but it's not like the cast has much to work with.

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The best things about this film so far:
* John (not Mickey) is a guy who knows that loss of knowledge is loss of life
* the wardrobe department wasn't afraid of clothing folks in me

Also, Miss Jada needs no hair on her chest, you silly

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is it supposed to be night or day

like in any of these scenes

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Steve, she's not attracted to men who are dismissive of her concerns.

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#monsterdon the girls don't realize there's an available man right there in the bushes

Joanna can hear everything in the forest, except Mickey sneaking up on her.

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Hey, it's Vargas

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"Whats so bad about me" as he then goes on to list the things and demonstrate even more reasons #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Has this movie passed the Bechtel-Wallace test?

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Great, we've got "nice guy" shit.

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IT'S JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD #monsterdon

...and it turned out, this whole time, the monster was J. Robert Oppenheimer

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@TerryHancock Steve is the monster, for dismissing Joanna's safety concerns when he wasn't even there at the pool. I don't blame Joanna for saying she wants to be alone (not with dismissive Steve)! Only person I'm rooting for now is Joanna, none of the guys. #monsterdon
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Did that guy teleport next to her? #monsterdon

She's got a spiritual connection to the monster.

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@Lazarou

I think this *IS* the 1967 Sears, Roebuck video catalog

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@floatybirb Bikinis and dull biblical analogies were overdetermined.

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#monsterdon "He was looking at me, he tried to talk to me"

"What did he say?"

(growling) "You have dishonored your family!"

The Matsuo test is like a betchdel test in that this movie fails both.
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"The Matsuo Test" is how you check the laser in your CD player is properly aligned #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@bstacey

Just gotta Keep Riding The Storm Out.

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Matsuo is the reverse-Bechdel test.

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#monsterdon No John, you'll be next. We've all agreed, you're the sacrifice. We'll rejoice as you are pulled apart like a fresh hot batch of monkey bread.

#monsterdon Tim is ambivalent about personal hygene

It's interesting that in teh 14 years since the Corman movie and this one the idea of just going for a dip in a random natural pool became unthinkable (to hollywood types at least)

That spring sure looks like a pool. Lol Though I ain't gonna complain about pretty girls in swimsuits in pretty much any movie.

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"Somebody's watching us. I can feel it!" Oh shit she knows she's in a movie. #Monsterdon

"You *are* good looking!"

Lesbians! Of the apocalypse!

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@Lazarou

Gratuitous? It's the closest thing approaching a redeeming feature!

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When he said it was a “spring-fed pool,” I assumed it was a natural pool, but no, it’s a swimming pool that’s surprisingly clean and treated with chemicals, as if someone is taking care of it every day.

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#monsterdon succeeding at the bechdel test by jealously threatening another woman for being attractive is kind of a pyrrhic victory

"You are good looking"

yeah, that dialogue

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I think that's the quietest pool entry I've ever heard.

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(Geiger counter ticking intensifies)

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“Don’t let the rain touch me” spent 32 weeks at number one in 1969.

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A beach episode? Neat bikini designs for the 70s.
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I also have taken more baths in the last two months than in all of my born days.

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She's wearing an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini!
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Meanwhile, the scantily clad redheads… #Monsterdon

A little rain must fall.
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I could be reading Necroscope right now.
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Dioramas AND bible study. I really would rather die.

Grange? You posin' fer the back of your album or somethin'?

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RE: https://me.dm/@kshernandez/116751515022297299

If only there was drama in this movie

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@georgieboy Yeah that, and also, if eating the game is dangerous, how on earth can drinking the water be safe? #monsterdon
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"We'll all be dead, or like Granger if we're unlucky."

I don't know. I'd rather end up like Granger than dead. It doesn't seem to bother him any.

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@paco/116751543202416175

So far everything has been real

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I'm sorry, being like Grainger is worse than dying?
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Why are you measuring the radiation in the dark?

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Clouds of nuclear waste just bumping up against a draft & refusing to come down from the heights they're pushed up to. #Monsterdon

I've heard the word Roentgen so many times it's lost all meaning.

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Why use your clean water for that? Why didn't you BEGIN with those baths??

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Are the books edible?
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What role does Moonshine Cowboy play in all of this? #monsterdon

I don't think this is how radioactive mutations works, Steve.
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If small amounts of radiation produce change then LARGE amounts

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It has been weeks since the bombs, sir.

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Finally they stopped with the science and moved on to the bible.

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Fricking fricking frack, is this a Secret Evangelism Movie? Was the Billy Graham Evangelical whatchamacallit organization behind this film??

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I, too, had enough of that Bible when I was a kid.

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Excellent! Thoughts and Prayers will fix everything! #Monsterdon

There sure is a lot of scripture in this film #Monsterdon

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Yep that's how you know you're getting some good Texas brisket

while typing: okay I'm with the heel dude, noone wants sunday school in the fallout shelter

Try Hindu scripture "I Am Become Death, Destroyer Of Worlds."

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"...my brother couldn't distinguish between the bible and an encyclopedia."

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"It defies all the laws of man and god"

Accurate description of the fediverse

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oh no

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@Newpa_Hasai #Monsterdon

not even in Pokemon

m o i s t

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Maybe it's so blue cuz all of the roentgens #Monsterdon

...there's always a bigger butcher

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"He spends most of his nights prowling around in these woods."

And yet the bunny, in a cage, lasted at least 3 weeks after Granger's been complaining about wanting meat nearly the whole time?

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Looks like Lady Gaga 'been out here eatin' our rabbits.

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"49 roentgens." say it with me folks

NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE

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"Defies all the laws of man and god"

same

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@kcarr2015
I am very confused about the date.

Are we going to leap into the far future at some point? Or are we supposed to believe that late-60s fashion is revived in 900 years..?

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"...these bones are still moist!"

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how does he get his hair so neat and shiny in the new atomic world

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I just had some kind of technical problem here, did we ever find out what Bubba is doing? I caught the WereMutant plucking the bunny from the cage. #Monsterdon

"Come, pretty girl. Join me in mutant glory." #monsterdon #intheyear2889

@bunnyhero

Your plea rejected as lacking impartiality

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