@allanb right? I mean he was prepared enough to do that but only stocked food for 3? I’m raising an eyebrow here. #monsterdon

Boy this guy is everything crap about survivalists.

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"What other forces?"
"Nevermind that now. There's plenty of time to read my back copies of far-right 'zines while we're trying to avoid thinking about starvation."

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Old man's dead in 10 minutes. Mark my text.

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I'll settle it, with this. :: pats big butt ::
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You forgot about cannibalism, pops.

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Who just has a sandtable type map of their own house?

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The updraft from the lake protects from fallout? Sure. K.
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loving this magical natural anti-radiation valley...

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Ten years! and yet the windows aren't boarded. And the doors are badly locked.

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"It's only a model."
Chekov's Volcano!
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10 years getting ready and not once did he consider other survivors? Had time to make a nice little model though. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Essential disaster prep: small scale model of your house and grounds

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Five of those ten years was spent on this model.

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Oh, it's Blue Prince. I mean Myst. I mean Witness. I mean. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm a prepper with a terrible inability to wear a belt properly.

47 R/h will get you into agonizing death range in a matter of hours.

But also a lot of the nastier fallout will decay in days to weeks?

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There is no Los Angeles, only Zuhl.
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Weird that a prepper would have such a nice house.
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I definitely feel like I'm dying now #monsterdon

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An old prepper with a diorama, I'd rather die.

Steve, don’t confuse this movie with your science

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"...some of us may be dying now"
"Who's gonna tell him?"

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Oh wait, I've see this OuterNightTwilightGalleryLimitsZone episode before!

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he knows too much about radiation

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This punk has a problem w/ authority. #Monsterdon

I liked this better when it was the grocery store in The Mist.
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Nice post-apoc cars going by in the background there

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awaiting for this to become Donner Party: 2889

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I think Orville Peck is the only white guy in a cowboy hat that doesn't make me want to scream

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"Let the worthless ol' coot stay, we're all gonna die anyway."

Grandpa Sunshine! 😃 😎 🌞 😃

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Again, I'm not really getting this is the 29th century....or even after an apocalypse..or even night...

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In my 50-odd years of life, I have never seen a beautiful woman stand on a balcony brushing her hair. Does this really happen?

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75% of the Dad's lines: "He can't stay!"
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#monsterdon I didn't mean nothing, which means I meant something.

okay. got Xcode open to work, and seeing what #monsterdon silliness we have. Larry hasn't cum

Peeping ted.
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Oh good, we needed a redneck.

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now we just need the professor and mary ann

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lol, is he carrying a jug of scrumpy around with him?

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there's more people???

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#monsterdon that guy's got post apocalypse maple syrup!

@Configures @lorgonumputz "2889" is presumably the year it feels like after you've watched the movie for an hour.

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drinks from jug

ORCHESTRAL STAB

Oh yeah, this is super holding my attention 😉

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when was the movie made vis a vis Night of the Living Dead

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Don't drink that moonshine! It's good as gold in a survival situation

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Mitchell? #monsterdon

"Crickets chirping" same, crickets. Same.

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the alkihall saved this guy didn't it?

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I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC APOCALYPTIC ITINERARY

he said, with a sort of Klugman-esque bravado

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My gosh, this isn't a fallout shelter, is a bed and breakfast!
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this is just boondocks "huey only planned for 3 of us" fried chicken flu again

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Anti-radiation cravat #monsterdon

I dunno looks like Dad's got the right idea to me. Looks like meat's back on the menu! #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon lol MORE people wander in?! Is this going to turn into a country estate murder mystery

Capt. John Ramsey (no relation) didn't fortify his home very well, given that he was expecting the world to go to shit.

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At the rate they're wasting ammo, they'll be gun-free in hours.

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in the bed & breakfast in the year 2889

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I ALSO HAVE A GUN

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#monsterdon if your doomsday fantasy already including buying a specific property and stockpiling supplies, wouldn't it include a front door that isn't glass

bro what do you expect you live in an indefensible palace while everyone is out there dessicating and peeling in squalor #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe wrong frogs

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No one will be admitted during the exciting SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR sequence!

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a portrait of his wife the moment she was vaporized

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My vague memory is 800 roentgens was a certain death level, but it took you a few weeks to die.

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Dumbass, it's a glass door. No need to shoot the lock.

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Well, you are all contaminaded old mand daddy. You should have done an underground bunker if you didnt wanted visitors.
this is a lame prepper for a dad.
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I think the writer was a play wright because that bit of them walking up the stairs behind him is pretty cool blocking. #Monsterdon

I din’t think they know how contamination works. #Monsterdon

@msh You missed about 8 uses of the word Roentgen.

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Me at work next year: "It's too late for them, but not us."

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

I'll betcha he's monsterfying

…

Fam, imma say it now.

I didn't vote for this. I absolve myself of any responsibility.

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If you wanted isolation, ya shoulda built a bunker, pops.

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He survived the bombs because the fire within him raged brighter than the fires around him.

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Apparently this family is completely blissed out on Valium in the year 2889

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Leon Kennedy?!

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Nice that they show an actual geiger counter, but I'm surprised it can read that high.

Also sir, it takes *time* for acute radiation sickness to kill you

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Larry looks like a dweeb. #monsterdon

You just can't get a waitress #monsterdon

Roentgens mentioned!!

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post apocalyptic home defense is just deadbolts on a double glass front door and saying "dont open it" #monsterdon

So there’s still rich people at the end of the world. #Monsterdon

He's red hot with scrambled eggs!

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@saucerlost I wanna go fight a Deathclaw!

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“There’s only two of us now dad”

😳

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)
Production values. We don't have them.

@CactuarJoe RIP, Larry.

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Has anyone ever really began a sentence "come"? Like he did just there: "Come, lets' go inside."

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Sorry, your (I assume) boyfriend didn't make it. Lets go inside an play piano!
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That was a creepy ass shoulder rub.

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The non-YA version of "Z for Zachariah."

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I wonder what the mutants are doing right now.

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And now, the Ink Spots

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That's a pic of Larry? I don't think you're missing much....

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@Taweret Radiation medicine now cost $5k a dose and not covered by insurance
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Wait. How long since the nuclear bombs fell? They’re still dealing with all that fallout now, right?

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This garden patio is super pretty considering they're living in a nuclear fallout #Monsterdon

Larry wasn’t THAT great

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#monsterdon Larry the Lounge Lizard.