how does he get his hair so neat and shiny in the new atomic world

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I just had some kind of technical problem here, did we ever find out what Bubba is doing? I caught the WereMutant plucking the bunny from the cage. #Monsterdon

"Come, pretty girl. Join me in mutant glory." #monsterdon #intheyear2889

@bunnyhero

Your plea rejected as lacking impartiality

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Bnuuy noooooo

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contaminated game!

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He knows the orchestra is on to him. That's why he's so pensive.

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What's the test for whether a movie involves anything other than the men hitting on the women

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You gotta be some kind of desperate studio to stick your logo on the start of this. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's called FETCHING THE COFFEE Joanna. You should do it, go out there, where the strange noises are because THAT’S WHERE THE COFFEE MAKERS ARE. She is sensitive to percolators.

Are you psychic for mutant detection lady? What's got you a tinglin`?
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Thanks, @cherizilla

You taste like canned meat Steve

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Theremins can't hurt you in the house, Jane

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Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my erection. #Monsterdon

Her father is "so positive"

Same father who keeps complaining about insufficient supplies and threatening to shoot people

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"He must be destroyed"

Um. Wow, dude. Not big on due process this guy.

So, Joanna’s already forgotten about Larry?

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boooooooooooring bring back the zombie

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The Butcher (Diablo) origin story,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q7VqqkNWHA

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I'm pretty sure they did the casting call for this at a local gas station. #monsterdon

"We have to study him"

ok Steve is a creep too

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AIP, intending to produce a remake, gave director Larry Buchanan their script for Day the World Ended. The producers evidently failed to provide additional guidance because Buchanan's product is an almost a line-for-line remake.

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#monsterdon I'm gonna turn and knock every vase off every occasional table, with my... RAGING HUNGER FOR GAME

Poor mutant, just can't get a date.

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"It's called PnP Steve" #monsterdon

Has "because I say so" EVER worked??
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So the guy who strongly resembles a generic 'sympathetic' Heinlein character turns-out to be an old Navy man.

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#monsterdon I want the father there to die soon. Anytime. Painfully preferably. Fire would be nice.

Giving me the same vibe.

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"There's no such thing as logic anymore"

Huh. Bob read the rest of the script too, I guess.

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"Not enough cancer around yet, might as well smoke some ciggies inside. Also we barely have enough food but we sure got cigarettes, must be 1969"

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This movie's title LIES!!!

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"I'm going outside.

"I might be quite some time..." 😆

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The costumes are super ghetto. And they're the best part of this. #monsterdon

After being a grumpy asshole, the old dude, whose name is "John" decides to go for a walk to check the radiation outside because radiation is like the weather. Another dude follows him out so John can tell him that he had a job towing an animal test ship out of a hydrogen bomb test and also maybe there were other forms of life on earth in the past that were destroyed by nuclear wars or something.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

There's no such thing as logic anymore..
Yes, movie. I know. I am waiting for this to become a musical now.

"He gives me a funny feeling."

Ma'am that's just the tingle of the radiation he's giving off.

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Wow, monster-sign! And the film made it boring, alas

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Found the monster!!

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It must be nice to know your place in life, even if it is being a cannibalistic radiation zombie.
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@jsadow Roentgens #Monsterdon

Ok, not ominous at all, good night!
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Moonshine guy has the right idea

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ehhhh, I tawt I taw a plot development

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cowpoke got his magic bottomless jug o likker

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"Contaminated game, fighting for life just like we are." How beautiful a hawk, a squirrel a - what the fuck is THAT?! O_O
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"I gotta have some meat"

I hear ya dude...

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Wonder if that person in the homemade haloween costume was irradiated too.
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Enough of this nighttime animal footage, I need a roentgen update!

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I suppose we're all playing a contaminated game, when you really stop and think about, hey Captain?

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monsterized!

Mutants are deathly afraid of day for night shots!

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@overholt Wait I missed whatever you are talking about.

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Okay but how long until we get radroaches? There's good eating on them!

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@CactuarJoe I suspect there will be a time jump at some point. Or it's just a bullshit title. 50/50

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Awooooooo~

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rad-coyote?
rad-hawk?

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Are we meant to believe that across the entire planet, this is the only house that had a natural protection from nuclear oblivion?

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super glad the coyotes and vulties are all fine

"True force of the atom" 😂

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This guy got his science degree from the university of reddit.

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"You think some other form could have survived?"

Uh, yeah. Cockroaches, dude.

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Some other form of life? yeah, radroaches!

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It's life, Jim, but not as we know it...

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@floatybirb What flag is hitting on someone playing the piano?

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#monsterdon Canned beef, first step to making shit on a shingle.

It's a pull starter geiger counter. #Monsterdon

Did they forget to employ a composer for the soundtrack???

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Mm, canned beef. Whaddya figure the over/under is on his brother eating the dancer? #Monsterdon

I’m digging the 1960s hair, especially the redhead.

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"My fiance died yesterday."
"I'll wait five minutes before putting the moves on you, because I'm polite."

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"...your brother?"
"My fiancé."
"You didn't answer my question..."

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whoever was on hair for this movie should win the oscar for 'shiniest hair in a feature film'

"So you're saying you're single?"

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"Your brother?"

"Yes. Also my fiancé"

"What?"

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This guy's about to be like

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I also need fresh and raw meat because it will do me good.

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the walking dead telltale series looks different

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Oh gross…

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Why is this snotty little weasel man like a low rent Corey Feldman? From decades earlier. Is that his dad?
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me too brother #monsterdon

Just come back after I've mutated into a monster, alright? Geez

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Fun fact: a billionaire recently asked a tech. reporter if there were a drug to which he could addict the guards in his New Zealand bunker to keep them in line.

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"No water!" Hydrophobia? He must be rabid!

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Raw meat? Looks like Ghoul and "Night of the Living Dead" predictions were prescient.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I need fresh meat. Raw meat..

Uh... grampa, we need to talk about this guy..

Everyone has a topographic relief model of their house, right?

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If he needs fresh meat, what about that rancher's cows...?

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"I'm not going to die"

oh but you are, it's the radiation sickness, it gives you a false window of recovery. This dude is toast

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He's a regular radiation sponge!

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That diorama of his house will be the key to their survival.

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ruh roh

Uh oh. Radioactive brother is a mutant now. And he craves raw meat. This bodes well.

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And if we have empty stomachs, no one will be able to cultivate sourdough from the yeast in our bellies in 6000 years!

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"Dad, I've never seen you like this before."

OK, but to be fair, the world hasn't ended before. The end times can change a person. #Monsterdon

Yeah definitely checking off "jerk causes problems for everyone" ✅

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homie this is the apocalypse, if someone in the mansion is openly threatening to kill you if you slip then his ass has gotta go #monsterdon

Which one is the Alien!

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the prepper screenwriter's barely disguised fetish

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