@otheorange_tag I know who this is by the GIF. Don't need to see the name #monsterdon

hey gramps we figured that out an hour ago

#monsterdon

the person who wrote this movie should really have felt ashamed

#Monsterdon

This guy poops guns

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe look igor fell on hard times

#monsterdon

Later that "night" the daughter hears the eerie soundtrack music and wanders into the woods so a radioactive mutant can kidnap her. John, true to his characterization this movie, tells Elvis to take a gun and shoot his daughter "if there is no only choice" and Elvis dutifully takes the gun and runs off. Then the creepy murder guy sneaks back and steals John's gun, announcing that he's taking over the creepy plantation house.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Day for day is a choice

#Monsterdon

FALLOUT: NIGHT FILTER

#monsterdon

And we're going into the final bloodbath, hurrah!

Hopefully, everybody kills everybody. #monsterdon #intheyear2889

#monsterdon So why the weird gun?

Did the director just have one and thought it was really cool?

Yup, just taking my girl for a walk in the night air. Limp as a biscuit. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe nuclear vampires, man

#monsterdon

"Use that Luger on Joanna!"

Dude, what the fucking fuckity fuck?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

A high capacity magazine?

Sure, what part of "shall not be infringed" did you not get?

#Monsterdon

Wait! 30 rounds!?

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"no other way, use the luger on Joanna"
what?
what?!
huh?!!

#monsterdon

@surdfish Are we watching the same movie?! #Monsterdon

The real monster is also man in a rubber suit, as is also tradition

#Monsterdon

@saucerlost "Why he could run for office!" #Monsterdon

It's Adam & Eve, not Steve & Joanna, old man. I don't want a "Human race" bred from these honkies.

"Someone was calling to me! Take me home!"

"He'll kill you Steve! Go murder a guy!" But won't do it his own damn self.

Nice Mina Harker scene. A rare moment of filmmaking in this film!

#monsterdon #year2889

Just SHOOT him, already!

#monsterdon

Ah, here comes Dracula

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#monsterdon The old man insisted that Mickey should be shot, so why didn't he just do it then?

Doesn't have the guts after all, huh?

Bro just shoot him please do this movie a favor!
#Monsterdon

“It’s not safe to go alone. Here. Take this.”

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Bar-keep! Guns for everyone!

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Tell me this buffoon stores loaded weapons

#Monsterdon

come on COME ON there's still time to turn this into Clue!

#monsterdon

This old man sleeps a lot.

I'd take his gun and shoot Mickey

#Monsterdon

The Dad wants that guy dead, had a valid reason to shoot him, but... didn't? WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE LONGER????

#monsterdon
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the real monster was man yadda yadda can someone please get eaten now?

#monsterdon

There's a lot of woodwinds in the score for a murder...

#Monsterdon

I was hoping this would be where Jada pulls Micky into the water and drowns him. Alas, predictable violence against women.

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really tiring of the Mickey character, the women should drown all the men....instead...

#Monsterdon

oh fuck off

#monsterdon

Yup, there we go. #Monsterdon

I'm getting swimming sound effects (bad ones), so did I get the good audio copy?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon Some of these movies rise to the level of "Cinematic Money Laundering Operations” - "It'll fail! // YES, gloriously!”

@klu9 I guess we can't rule it out but it would be odd for them to have cut out like three seconds of audio that probably has no music in it

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Jada went from calling Mickey a child molester to offering a "midnight swim" in 22 seconds

#Monsterdon

Hopefully Steve and the dad are unconsciously in love and the breeding thing is their plausible-deniability cover story to avoid homosexual panic so the movie could be about something.

#monsterdon

"This CHILD MOLESTOR here"

whoa, escalation

#Monsterdon

@diazona @wohali #Monsterdon

Schrödinger's Jug Sound

@_L1vY_ subtle.

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Oh good, I was wondering if this movie could get any grosser. #Monsterdon

Steve is smoking all the cigarette ration solo.

#Monsterdon

He's smoking?

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Aaaah, Chekov’s pool. I understand now

#Monsterdon

IF YOU HAD just made granger part of your team and like gone out with him and stuff while he goes hunting then you would have had a super strength monster ally instead of SQUANDERING HIM #monsterdon

I guess this is some type of frug she's dancing

#Monsterdon

It's better if we have less characters to focus on

#Monsterdon

This is the mutant break. Have you guessed who the mutant is?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So, speaking of radioactive fog, what if we put on Dreams (Akira Kurosawa) instead?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“Don’t go into that fog! You’ll be killed for sure.”

goes into fog

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John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon

Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon

No.

Please.

Don't.

Go..
Into...

(yawns loudly)

the....fog....

#monsterdon #intheyear2889

"Don't go into that fog Tim!"

#Monsterdon

this film won't show anything as eventful as a mutant attacking a drunk

#Monsterdon

As acting Rear Commodore of the Royal Canadian Space Cadets, I am this close to pulling rank on Cap'n Crunch over here.

#Monsterdon

a little...murderous rabbit?

#monsterdon

"I had no idea he was an alcoholic"

1. That's not an excuse, and
2. … Really?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'll go with youi. There's nothing else to do." #monsterdon

Wait, it's okay

I'm addicted to these inebriants

#Monsterdon

Everyone needs to start having children as soon as possible, but also you will all remain chaste in this house at all times #monsterdon

how was I supposed to know the drunk guy who pleaded with me not to destroy his booze had a drinking problem

#monsterdon

@faoluin It's not even a bunker, but a mansion! And they can go some distance out!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@floatybirb I think it is all surface text such as it is.

#monsterdon

Captain of the Hardship

#Monsterdon

I mean… that alcohol could have been useful for other things, but sure.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Man I'd hate to get stuck in a bunker with this asshole.

#Monsterdon

“Kick me with that blue spot daddy, cause I’m comin’ on for the clincher!” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Now do fisticuffs now do fisticuffs now do fisticuffs (for bingo purposes)

not the jug!

#Monsterdon

Good thing prepper dad stocked the house with food supplies and stripper music records

#Monsterdon

This film is quite ....'greasy'...isn't it?

#Monsterdon

dancing (alleged)!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon

"He's hot"

John has the lowest standards possible #Monsterdon

Dad's just a *little* judgey and I'm looking forward to the demise of all the men in this film.

#monsterdon

Radioactive contamination makes you do woodland parkour I guess

#Monsterdon

"Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?"

#Monsterdon

"Don't touch him, he's hot" ehhh he's a six at best, even after the apocalypse #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

MAT-TSU-OH

#Monsterdon

But if he's hot, you really want to touch him!

[couldn't resist]

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oh this whole movie is a ripoff of a Roger Corman jam?

wow, low-budget competing with low-budget

#Monsterdon

Mr Burns floating out of the woods glowing. #Monsterdon

They have managed their supplies poorly and I blame the regime of the Old Man

#Monsterdon

“The third survivor was a monkey. Its skin looked like a badly constructed rubber mask.”

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@devilgirlbot A present from the hood, lover!

#Monsterdon

I've got the giggles something fierce right now. #monsterdon

Nothin' but class. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We got our Romeo and Juliet figures. Except they don't love each other, they're just gonna screw if they don't die first. YOU KNOW, ROMANCE.

No means no… err… I guess I’ll marry him in a week if he’s still alive

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

You can sketch what you see and there's a professional illustrator there. Handy. #monsterdon

@steggy #Monsterdon

I don't know who the winner is. But I sure know who the LOSERs are....

Society has collapsed, but we still need to worry about conventional marriage.

#monsterdon
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And in the category "Most Boring #Monsterdon of 2026"....

the winner is...

Hey Mickey you're a louse
You're a louse, get outta my house
Hey Mickey

#Monsterdon

That rug is a trip hazard.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻