@diazona #Monsterdon #WrongYear

I wish ALL of the previous movie had been silent.

@ottaross “It’s probably Larry!”

“Wait! Don’t open the door! We don’t know who it is!”

You’re standing right next to the doors, and they’re french doors with glass panes and lightweight curtains. If the person on the other side wants to get in, they will.

#Monsterdon

..and it wasn't even set in the 29th century, how dare you .....

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@otheorange_tag

I'm trying to read it (as charitably as I can) as a biblical allegory (or is it a parable...I can never keep them straight ✌️🤣

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Thanks, @Taweret and company. I now know that I can survive apocalyptic movies that involve rain and a complete lack of budget, direction, sound, lighting, acting, decent dialog, plot, etc.

@SocialCommentaryBot 7 breeding pairs... #Monsterdon

Ooh, the secret sauce is SEXISM. That's a new one! #monsterdon

This concludes my #monsterdon thread for #InTheYear2889 , a movie that seemingly did not take place in the year 2889 and is less good than the one song that has kind of a similar title to it but is more catchy.

Thanks to everyone for attending this week's monsterdon!

@diazona LOL!! Ok. #Monsterdon

ugh... I'm SO sleepy from the previous movie.... I'm not sure I can make it....

#Monsterdon #WrongYear

Anyway that movie fucked right off into the pure rainwater sea or some shit.

thanks @Taweret for hosting, the mirucast for saving me some effort, and everyone else for being cool cats who don't afraid of anything. Cheers! #monsterdon

In the beginning, God watched this movie and got so bored He decided to create the heavens and earth as a respite

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! Now onward to some desperately needed "old-school kaiju healing" with the double feature....

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

wait the old guy just went back to sleep after his daughter, his only family, disappeared and was heard screaming in the woods?

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Well... I suppose the real bomb was the film they made along the way?

I did have fun riffing along with everyone. Thank you for hosting, as always, @Taweret. Have a great week everyone!

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@apLundell Again: Z for Zachariah.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

It's not often that I think "I be the Roger Corman version is better."

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#intheyear2889

Thannks for the reason to watch #monsterdon pals. I'm not sure what #mondayactionmovie has tomorrow but it can't be worse than that. Take care. See ya soon.

#monsterdon Thing is, it could have been good. You could make a really good low budget film about people in country home, surviving after the nukes fall.

Probably someone has made a good version of this story, but it wasn't this one.

#monsterdon The best thing I cam give this movie, is that it has an end.

Um my copy just stopped after the gunshots.

Was that the end of the movie..?
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that was one of the most compressed wrap ups we have ever seen in #monsterdon. that was maybe a 10 minute conclusion done in 30 seconds #monsterdon

She would look cute with a pixie cut

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That was really something

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#monsterdon Well, that was absolutely terrible.

Wait ... what ... that's it?

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It’s the precious bodily fluids!

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Hope they don't get trench foot.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

In the plantation bunker we hear thunder outside, and the rain is supposed to kill us all with radiation for some reason.

Outside, the mutant is carrying the daughter but drops her and then Elvis appears and shoots him, but it doesn't hurt him. The daughter walks into the water and announces that it is afraid of the water so they both go wading.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The World's Stupidest Love Story.

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@otheorange_tag I know who this is by the GIF. Don't need to see the name #monsterdon

hey gramps we figured that out an hour ago

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the person who wrote this movie should really have felt ashamed

#Monsterdon

This guy poops guns

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@CactuarJoe look igor fell on hard times

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Later that "night" the daughter hears the eerie soundtrack music and wanders into the woods so a radioactive mutant can kidnap her. John, true to his characterization this movie, tells Elvis to take a gun and shoot his daughter "if there is no only choice" and Elvis dutifully takes the gun and runs off. Then the creepy murder guy sneaks back and steals John's gun, announcing that he's taking over the creepy plantation house.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Day for day is a choice

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FALLOUT: NIGHT FILTER

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And we're going into the final bloodbath, hurrah!

Hopefully, everybody kills everybody. #monsterdon #intheyear2889

#monsterdon So why the weird gun?

Did the director just have one and thought it was really cool?

Yup, just taking my girl for a walk in the night air. Limp as a biscuit. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe nuclear vampires, man

#monsterdon

"Use that Luger on Joanna!"

Dude, what the fucking fuckity fuck?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

A high capacity magazine?

Sure, what part of "shall not be infringed" did you not get?

#Monsterdon

Wait! 30 rounds!?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

"no other way, use the luger on Joanna"
what?
what?!
huh?!!

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@surdfish Are we watching the same movie?! #Monsterdon

The real monster is also man in a rubber suit, as is also tradition

#Monsterdon

@saucerlost "Why he could run for office!" #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Look at God!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

It's Adam & Eve, not Steve & Joanna, old man. I don't want a "Human race" bred from these honkies.

"Someone was calling to me! Take me home!"

"He'll kill you Steve! Go murder a guy!" But won't do it his own damn self.

Nice Mina Harker scene. A rare moment of filmmaking in this film!

#monsterdon #year2889

Just SHOOT him, already!

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Ah, here comes Dracula

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#monsterdon The old man insisted that Mickey should be shot, so why didn't he just do it then?

Doesn't have the guts after all, huh?

Bro just shoot him please do this movie a favor!
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“It’s not safe to go alone. Here. Take this.”

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Bar-keep! Guns for everyone!

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#InTheYear2889

Tell me this buffoon stores loaded weapons

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come on COME ON there's still time to turn this into Clue!

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This old man sleeps a lot.

I'd take his gun and shoot Mickey

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The Dad wants that guy dead, had a valid reason to shoot him, but... didn't? WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO MAKE THIS MOVIE LONGER????

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#intheyear2889

the real monster was man yadda yadda can someone please get eaten now?

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There's a lot of woodwinds in the score for a murder...

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I was hoping this would be where Jada pulls Micky into the water and drowns him. Alas, predictable violence against women.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

oh fuck off

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really tiring of the Mickey character, the women should drown all the men....instead...

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Yup, there we go. #Monsterdon

I'm getting swimming sound effects (bad ones), so did I get the good audio copy?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon Some of these movies rise to the level of "Cinematic Money Laundering Operations” - "It'll fail! // YES, gloriously!”

@klu9 I guess we can't rule it out but it would be odd for them to have cut out like three seconds of audio that probably has no music in it

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Jada went from calling Mickey a child molester to offering a "midnight swim" in 22 seconds

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Hopefully Steve and the dad are unconsciously in love and the breeding thing is their plausible-deniability cover story to avoid homosexual panic so the movie could be about something.

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"This CHILD MOLESTOR here"

whoa, escalation

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@diazona @wohali #Monsterdon

Schrödinger's Jug Sound

@_L1vY_ subtle.

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Oh good, I was wondering if this movie could get any grosser. #Monsterdon

Steve is smoking all the cigarette ration solo.

#Monsterdon

He's smoking?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

Aaaah, Chekov’s pool. I understand now

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IF YOU HAD just made granger part of your team and like gone out with him and stuff while he goes hunting then you would have had a super strength monster ally instead of SQUANDERING HIM #monsterdon

I guess this is some type of frug she's dancing

#Monsterdon

It's better if we have less characters to focus on

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This is the mutant break. Have you guessed who the mutant is?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So, speaking of radioactive fog, what if we put on Dreams (Akira Kurosawa) instead?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“Don’t go into that fog! You’ll be killed for sure.”

goes into fog

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

John, Steve! Tim! John Boy! #Monsterdon

Listen to the ADR, Tim! #Monsterdon

No.

Please.

Don't.

Go..
Into...

(yawns loudly)

the....fog....

#monsterdon #intheyear2889

"Don't go into that fog Tim!"

#Monsterdon

this film won't show anything as eventful as a mutant attacking a drunk

#Monsterdon

As acting Rear Commodore of the Royal Canadian Space Cadets, I am this close to pulling rank on Cap'n Crunch over here.

#Monsterdon

a little...murderous rabbit?

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"I had no idea he was an alcoholic"

1. That's not an excuse, and
2. … Really?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'll go with youi. There's nothing else to do." #monsterdon

Wait, it's okay

I'm addicted to these inebriants

#Monsterdon

Everyone needs to start having children as soon as possible, but also you will all remain chaste in this house at all times #monsterdon

how was I supposed to know the drunk guy who pleaded with me not to destroy his booze had a drinking problem

#monsterdon

@faoluin It's not even a bunker, but a mansion! And they can go some distance out!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@floatybirb I think it is all surface text such as it is.

#monsterdon

Captain of the Hardship

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I mean… that alcohol could have been useful for other things, but sure.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889