Movies made before seatbelt laws were enacted should come to gentler stops, to avoid harming the audience.
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That's how it ends? What about the monster?

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Freaking finally. And END. Woah! We're used to sudden stops here but I think that one takes a prize. Thank to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week beautiful mutants. You can have some raw meat as a treat. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@CactuarJoe was it even and ending?! #Monsterdon

Back in the plantation, John asks the creepy guy threatening him with a gun to measure the rain water outside to see how radioactive it is, and he obeys for some reason. We learn that the rain water has no radioactivity and I guess that's why the mutant is afraid of water, and then it rains and I guess the mutant dies.

Then Mr Creeper announces that he will then kill Elvis and claim the one surviving girl for himself.

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that was very poor, on every level

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a slightly less bad guy with a gun

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THE END! Hope that wasn't too abrupt for anyone.

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No. Absolutely not. I reject that “ending”

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attacked by mutant, scream, and faint. Classic.

All that's left is to reveal the mutant is the lost fiancee. #monsterdon #intheyear2889

Pure Water (bad, REALLY bad)

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Raining again tonight. Raining a lot lately. Like Heaven is trying hard to wash away all of New York's sins. Waste of time. Steel wool couldn't scour clean this city's soul.

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so much for the fancy nazi gun

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it's not often that movies try to achieve the pacing of the real world.

but we can consider this an excellent example of why you should not do this.

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⁉️ APOCALYPTIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

part 2 of 2

"I recognized some of the dialogue coming out of the actors' mouths because it was a direct steal from Day the World Ended. I sat there...staring at it, and i just couldn't believe it. I was absolutely spellbound....It's just absolutely unbelievable that they (remade) those.... I don't want to know a damn thing about them. I hope I never see them. One was more than enough!

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My wife hates female characters who faint at the sight of peril and she is right to do that

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When the only reason to watch the movie is to understand the comments it's BAD. I think we all deserves some recognition for tonight. MERIT BADGES FOR EVERYONE #monsterdon

Is Larry the monkey?

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Oof, ten little Indians is a rhyme I haven't heard since I was very small and I corrected my Mam'maw that it's "kittens" not Indians, which she didn't mind. Now that I'm an adult I fully realize why daycare taught me the kitten version. Lolololol. 😬😬😬 :ms_sweat_smile:

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@healyn and whose fault is THAT, buddY?

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"Use that Luger on Joanna!" ???WFT???

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...why does he have a luger as opposed to eg: an M1 or M3?

Are my wehraboo vibes tingling?

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"I heard you had a secret gun, but you don't really aim for apes, do ya?"

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Joanna walking alone in the forest at night. Cut to shot of the monster jumping out at her.

Editor's asleep in the bay. "Oh, shit, right, the jump scare sting! I almost forgot."

Better noticeably late than never?

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He got the luger for his services to the Reich...

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With 7 minutes to go the monster does something?

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@Violinknitter maybe don't look up the original lyrics of that song. They're that much worse.

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Joanna and the pool got married and had 3 kids

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After a while the one creepy guy comes back to the pool to drown his girlfriend for no reason. He then approaches John and Elvis, the former who is asking where the other girl is and the later who is mad that he assaulted the daughter.

John, whose perennial goal is to incite murder, tells Elvis to take a gun and kill the creepy guy.

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Just shoot him old dude, how many chances are you going to give him? Fucking Patriarchy...

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Old dude finally got his priorities straight #Monsterdon

Who knew that the post-apocalypse would have so many pool scenes?

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@CactuarJoe did spec sneak either

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@JoeWynne @wohali Stay strong! Brave the baddest. Survive to see the double feature that is an actual good bad kaiju movie.
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IT'S NOT NIGHT TIME. STOP LYING!

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John sprained his ankle chasing the ranger to the vault, and, after finding Elvis' dead radioactive brother, he stops to tell Elvis that he and his daughter will have to repopulate the Earth like Adam and Eve.

Later outside, one of the mutants bothers the daughter but won't follow her into the pool, so we learn they're afraid of water or something.

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@diazona

I wonder if it was a Youtube copy with copyrighted music cutout that got propagated across other platforms

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Just shoot him. #Monsterdon

Team Mutant Fiancée

Fuck all these other men

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@wohali it's an endurance test this week #Monsterdon

Punctures but not from a vampire

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"You and Joanna are the new family now!"

Eeeey, gabba goo, Steve

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Yeah, continue to treat your daughter with all the disrespect you can. Surely that will win her heart. #Monsterdon

"A minute? An hour? Does it matter? I've had the course."

"Look, Jim, I don't think Applied Entomology is going to help you out of this one."

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I think if I was in this movie I would probably just get sick of the dumb prepper plantation house and walk to the ruins of the nearest town hoping that I find more likeable survivors somewhere.

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silently, effortlessly, tumbling down hills

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This movie has a lot of people rolling down hills

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I think I've lost the plot, iconic #Monsterdon moment

@Configures Everybody cut FOOTLOOSE!

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Please do not the record

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awkward house party....

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@klu9 save us Hercules! #Monsterdon

Did I miss anything or did the radioactive mutants actually not really do anything at all in this movie so far?

Like I think one ate a rabbit?

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How 'bout a few Roentgens of that bilge water Cap'n?

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"We all know you're sneaking out, why are you sneaking? Just go." #monsterdon #intheyear2889

@_L1vY_

Wait, are there bears in this valley too?

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Don’t touch him… he’s hot! He’s too sexy to touch!

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The mutants level up like video game characters?

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MAT-TSU-OH

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@Binder Good call. #monsterdon

Oh god, the radiation got Christopher Lloyd

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"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
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ol' cucumber eye won't be needin' food now

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oh this whole movie is a ripoff of a Roger Corman jam?

wow, low-budget competing with low-budget

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okay, so we have Past Relationship Drama...?

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Elivs, you didn't spec into lockpicking

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Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
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Elvis announces that "There are two forms of life fighting to survive, we must win!" and John replies with "I was a doomsday prepper to survive, but from talking with you, slicked back hair man, I now feel a deep responsibility to mankind!" and also "the women must have lots of babies NOW!"

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#monsterdon That's the first good bit of sense in this movie... “get out of my life" YES... out out out!

Okay, prepper dad wants to start repopulating as soon as possible.

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"and I just happen to _be_ a sea captain!"

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ok at this point everyone except Steve, the psychic girl, and maybe the ginger needs to get Eaten(tm)

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Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P

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In the later scene we learn that the animals on the nuclear test ship mostly died, but three of them lived and John drew pictures of them - they all look like animals with hands because radiation makes you evolve more. And also they refused food and water like the radioactive zombies of today.

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#monsterdon They should bear children as soon as possible, so I can be a rude SOB to them too. I want more people to hate me, because I AM JOHN. I WILL DESTROY!

SWEET! They've added fog machines to the unviewable day-for-night!

"Sometimes I have a feeling of doom." Possibly brought on by EVERYONE DYING.

"Welfare of mankind. OUR kind. WHITE kind." "The girls… should bear children as soon as possible!"

ANIMALS vill be BRED unt SLAUGHTERED!

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"...sometimes I have a feeling of doom."

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this is the cleanest, tidiest apocalypse I've ever seen

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Feels like Old Dude orchestrated this whole thing to breed a new mutant super race.....is his surname Musk?

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"There was no law against pitching poorly drawn comic book heroes like The Holy Chip Monk and Metal Monkey" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

we're back on evolution.

someone half-understood the assignment.

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So Grange is terrified of the rain or water, yet he's going for walks in the fog.

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Awww....

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These people are so weird and unpleasant to each other, especially to the daughter

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holy cow he walked THROUGH FOG?! :neocat_shocked:

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RADIOACTIVE FOG OH NO

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For one horrible moment the lighting made me think Granger was naked.

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Grange is REALLY not a wet world kinda guy, huh. Dry world only.

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#monsterdon That's the flesh eating amoebas swirling around in all those places that got filled with that pool water. You filthy filthy COFFEE FETCHER.

After splashing in the pool, the two bikini girls avert a Bechdel pass by talking about which of the boys they think is cuter, but then get a surprise Bechdel pass as the yellow bikini girl spots a radioactive zombie stalking them so they talk about being stalked by a monster and run away in terror.

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So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
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well, the Turn to Telepathy was certainly a certain something.

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So, was the lesbian interpretation intentional or...?

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everyone is hunting game these days, it's the fashion in this new atomic world of ours

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After reading the bible and discussing the number of wrenches of radiation that are falling outside, John brags about his book collection and decides to build a swimming pool outside so we can "take turns bathing in it" meaning that we'll probably get a bikini scene to awaken the audience.

oh wait and then I blinked and there was a bikini scene. how could i have known?

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Old Timothy is always creeping in the bushes by the pool

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This apocalypse looks nicer than most of my vacations.
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My....GOD.

This film is so garbage, you can download the entire thing.

FROM WIKIPEDIA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Year_2889_(film)

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salt monster!

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That guy creeping through the woods is coming to teach them that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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