@diazona #Monsterdon #WrongYear

I wish ALL of the previous movie had been silent.

the main advantage of tonight's #monsterdon has been that now the next movie everyone sees is bound to be better.

#InTheYear2889

there is a tragic subplot of the rancher guy that finally got everything he wanted in the love of the beautiful woman, but his crippling alcoholism sent him back into the fog. completely un-commented on in the text of the movie though, the movie would have otherwise been exactly the same if he was not in it. #monsterdon

The best character was... um... I dunno... the rabbit that one of the mutants ate I guess.

The worst character was John, who was supposed to be the hero/mentor figure I guess but his main hobby was urging the Elvis impersonator to murder. The other characters were also bad.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I blame Joanna for this whole fiasco. Prepper Dad had it all worked out. But that wasn't good enough for Joanna.

#Monsterdon

RE: https://retro.pizza/@xerozohar/116751729771946759

Better still!

#Monsterdon

FROGS WAS BETTER THAN THIS, which is a sentence I never wanted to say

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Movies made before seatbelt laws were enacted should come to gentler stops, to avoid harming the audience.
#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter burn it all down #Monsterdon

That's how it ends? What about the monster?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

Freaking finally. And END. Woah! We're used to sudden stops here but I think that one takes a prize. Thank to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week beautiful mutants. You can have some raw meat as a treat. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a slightly less bad guy with a gun

#Monsterdon

THE END! Hope that wasn't too abrupt for anyone.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

No. Absolutely not. I reject that “ending”

#Monsterdon

"It was Larry"

called it an hour ago

And now they casually discuss genocide....

The End

#Monsterdon

attacked by mutant, scream, and faint. Classic.

All that's left is to reveal the mutant is the lost fiancee. #monsterdon #intheyear2889

Is the mutant fiancée going to melt in the rain?

Or transform into a winged god?

#Monsterdon

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ APOCALYPTIC TRIVIA 🌏🔥

part 2 of 2

"I recognized some of the dialogue coming out of the actors' mouths because it was a direct steal from Day the World Ended. I sat there...staring at it, and i just couldn't believe it. I was absolutely spellbound....It's just absolutely unbelievable that they (remade) those.... I don't want to know a damn thing about them. I hope I never see them. One was more than enough!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

When the only reason to watch the movie is to understand the comments it's BAD. I think we all deserves some recognition for tonight. MERIT BADGES FOR EVERYONE #monsterdon

Oof, ten little Indians is a rhyme I haven't heard since I was very small and I corrected my Mam'maw that it's "kittens" not Indians, which she didn't mind. Now that I'm an adult I fully realize why daycare taught me the kitten version. Lolololol. 😬😬😬 :ms_sweat_smile:

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I always sleep on the couch with the lights on and with a gun in my hand like all real American men

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

"Use that Luger on Joanna!" ???WFT???

#Monsterdon

"I heard you had a secret gun, but you don't really aim for apes, do ya?"

#monsterdon

Luger, I hardly...

Eh.

Nah.

#Monsterdon

Old dude finally got his priorities straight #Monsterdon

One of the other boys I don't care about tries to rape the daughter in the woods, but the other girl (his GF/wife/partner, I guess) yells at him, giving her a chance to run away. She then tries to tempt him to having a nice midnight swim instead, even though it's always daytime in this movie. He is not interested so she goes swimming on her own while he creepily skulks around.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@CactuarJoe did spec sneak either

#monsterdon

This movie is teaching me that bombs should be dropped directly on men in general

#Monsterdon

Just shoot him. #Monsterdon

it's your mutant fiancée, come to rescue you from gaslighting Steve

#Monsterdon

More things pretended to happen in this movie. The ranger guy got drunk, one girl had a jazz dance party in the living room, and then the ranger got his jug broke. John uses this to wax melancholy on the evils of alcohol, and the ranger walks into the woods.

John tells him not to go into the secret food vault and if he goes he will be killed and then chases him with a gun to prove it.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Now my whole family has gone"

delivered like a catalogue model

#Monsterdon

"You and Joanna are the new family now!"

Eeeey, gabba goo, Steve

#Monsterdon

Yeah, continue to treat your daughter with all the disrespect you can. Surely that will win her heart. #Monsterdon

silently, effortlessly, tumbling down hills

#monsterdon

I think I've lost the plot, iconic #Monsterdon moment

@whiskeysailor so far nothing has happened in this movie after the first five minutes and all you probably missed was people farting around and subtext about eugenics

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I bet those are 10x50 binoculars

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Elvis and John discover a radioactive mutant lying in the woods complaining that the others wouldn't give him any food. From this encounter they deduce that the radioactive mutants come in four stages and the fourth stage is invincible for some reason.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

How 'bout a few Roentgens of that bilge water Cap'n?

#Monsterdon

"We all know you're sneaking out, why are you sneaking? Just go." #monsterdon #intheyear2889

@_L1vY_

Wait, are there bears in this valley too?

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

"You're nothing but a cheap hood."
"A present from the hood lover!"
Okay some of the lines in this can be good if they had the chance to be delivered properly in a good movie. Maybe it would work better in an older black and white movie.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

John lectures his daughter and tells her to marry Steve and have lots of babies. She says "no" because she doesn't want to, and then says "yes" because her mind is easily changed by bad dialog.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“The third survivor was a monkey. Its skin looked like a badly constructed rubber mask.”

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Elivs, you didn't spec into lockpicking

#monsterdon

Did this start out as a Gilligan's Island fanfic?
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon That's the first good bit of sense in this movie... “get out of my life" YES... out out out!

"I want you to marry Steve"

Dad is pure Gilead

#Monsterdon

Okay, prepper dad wants to start repopulating as soon as possible.

#Monsterdon

ok at this point everyone except Steve, the psychic girl, and maybe the ginger needs to get Eaten(tm)

#monsterdon

Heh, I don't mean to complain, but usually when you foley a scene you try to make the SOUNDS match the ACTION :P

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon They should bear children as soon as possible, so I can be a rude SOB to them too. I want more people to hate me, because I AM JOHN. I WILL DESTROY!

SWEET! They've added fog machines to the unviewable day-for-night!

"Sometimes I have a feeling of doom." Possibly brought on by EVERYONE DYING.

"Welfare of mankind. OUR kind. WHITE kind." "The girls… should bear children as soon as possible!"

ANIMALS vill be BRED unt SLAUGHTERED!

#monsterdon #year2889

"...sometimes I have a feeling of doom."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@klu9 God. If I had drawn them... #monsterdon

Feels like Old Dude orchestrated this whole thing to breed a new mutant super race.....is his surname Musk?

#Monsterdon

"There was no law against pitching poorly drawn comic book heroes like The Holy Chip Monk and Metal Monkey" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The Director: Tell, don’t show

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

So Grange is terrified of the rain or water, yet he's going for walks in the fog.

#Monsterdon

Awww....

#Monsterdon

These people are so weird and unpleasant to each other, especially to the daughter

#Monsterdon

RADIOACTIVE FOG OH NO

#monsterdon

For one horrible moment the lighting made me think Granger was naked.

#Monsterdon

Grange is REALLY not a wet world kinda guy, huh. Dry world only.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's the flesh eating amoebas swirling around in all those places that got filled with that pool water. You filthy filthy COFFEE FETCHER.

So she's a psychic mutant? Is the wild forest Granger also a psychic?
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Psychic powers after the apocalypse? Okay

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Personally I'd never trust a guy that wore a turtleneck to the apocalypse

#Monsterdon

My....GOD.

This film is so garbage, you can download the entire thing.

FROM WIKIPEDIA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Year_2889_(film)

#monsterdon #intheyear2889

That guy creeping through the woods is coming to teach them that beauty is in the eye of the beholder

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Who has "Bikini (Atoll or unnecessary gratuitous softcore scene)" on their bingo card? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Oh, it must be the artistic portion of the film." ~ Jiff Ramsey (Bowfinger, 1999)

#Monsterdon

"We can all take turns, bathing there"

Oh we see what you're up to....

#Monsterdon

She's kissing the "snap out of it" guy, ugh

#Monsterdon

Oh good, someone can get eaten by the Klingon. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon No, you'll all die. And we all will rejoice. Die John, Die really horribly. Screaming, melting, Spock In The Radiation Room... smutch…

Yeah I'd rather walk around in a zombie-infested valley, than be stuck listening to some old man read from the bible.

#Monsterdon

I would so murder this old dude and make myself king, just to shut him up....

#Monsterdon

World's most rubberiest claws 😂

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile in another daytime shot that is supposed to represent night, one of the girls is going to make out with one of the boys on one of those marble bench things you see in parks sometimes and then the girl gets scared and they go inside.

Meanwhile, the radioactive brother has grown a fungus on his face and is celebrating by trapping and eating radioactive animals in the yard.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

turns out 2889 was the friends we made along the way

#monsterdon

Content warning: Moist
#monsterdon

(you'll note I have completely given up on anyone's name at this point)

#monsterdon

Bill eats bunny, Klingon eats Bill. IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE

#monsterdon

"Keep my brother alive, not because I care about him, but in order that we may study him."

#Monsterdon

@apLundell

But Old Man had a diorama & everything to explain it all away!

A DIORAMA!!!

#Monsterdon

Their on-screen chemistry is like de-ionized water.

#monsterdon

no matter how many times you try it, it does not look like night time...stop trying...

#Monsterdon

"It's important that we save him! I can't say why!"

It's all part of the plot point coming in the third act!

#Monsterdon

Why is every scene in this movie annoying?

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'm going outside."

Well, alright. But stay inside.

#Monsterdon

Post-apoc planning, including the girl here, did not apparently account for giving her some damn pants and proper shoes.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon A funny feeling in my lady parts. I'll go fetch the coffee.

"Logically he should have been dead"

same

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I feel like if I turned into a monster, it would take me a while to realize that I was craving raw meat.

I mean, I don't normally eat raw meat, so I'd probably misinterpret the cravings as cravings for a pizza or something.

I'm super baked but I want to hear the true account of those tests from gramps. #monsterdon

@jsadow normally depends on the key and if you have synesthesia or not.

In this #monsterdon though, it's a red flag because everyone in this movie is sus.

#InTheYear2889

oho so maybe the dad *did* cause the nuclear apocalypse! that was part of his 10 years of planning!

#monsterdon

Not since gif vs jif have I been so sure something was supposed to be pronounced with a hard G. #Monsterdon