"I smelled you talking about me down here" #Monsterdon

"That meat's contaminated. If you ate it you would die."

Haven't we already established that the standard rules of radiation don't apply with this guy?

#monsterdon

"A freak of the atomic world" - life goal

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

#monsterdon guy doesn't know maple syrup attracts the mutants

Granger is hydrating off the radiation

which is damn impressive

#monsterdon

He's gonna run off to Mexico and start himself a UFO religion!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

They bombed logic with everything else 💣 #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Werewolf!

#Monsterdon

"Granger gives me a funny feeling".
"Jeez woman, your fiance's been dead for like a day."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

maybe he slipped out of the house to find food and drink?

#Monsterdon

"He gives me a funny feeling."
"Well, your body is going through all kinds of changes. Let me put on this film to explain it to you."

#Monsterdon

"What's so illogical about this script?" "Are you serious?"

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

it's been three weeks?????

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's not irradiated, he's my brother!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Thought we'd all be dead by now" was looking forward to it in fact #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Let’s do the time skip again!

(to the end of this movie)

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"look, we're in radioactive hellworld, just smoke indoors"

#monsterdon

I think the orchestra playing the soundtrack is in the next valley down the road, this was poor planning

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon Damn, Gowron, you look tired /gowron glares

There is no LA anymore...and you look really stoned. So, you'll have to rehab here. #monsterdon

@skatem oh yeah! #Monsterdon

"Even Grainger got out of bed yesterday"
Finally, representation. #Monsterdon

A good funny feeling or a bad funny feeling?

#Monsterdon

And here we see old rancher McGee, drinking moonshine outside at night, totally not a stereotype at all. /Sarcastic
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

is Granger gonna turn into scary old guy monster?

So if my brother got heavily irradiated then popped back up craving raw meat, I feel like I'd … I dunno, react in some way?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

is the audio weird on anyone else's copy of this film?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I think Granger is a radioactive werewolf

#Monsterdon

Two fisted jug pumping action. #Monsterdon

Grainger is Thirsty for Meat :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

3 valleys away another soundtrack could be heard

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Is Granger trying to say he's a bottom?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Morlocks?

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

The orchestra's gone rogue

#monsterdon

"contaminated game" Toxic Twister #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

It's a good thing they have strategic stores of Lucky Strikes

#monsterdon

Ranger guy always has to slip away in the middle of the night to be alone with his jug of maple syrup.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Bubba, what's got you unsettled? You've still got jug left. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "That's what you think. 😀 That's just what YOU think. 😀 👉📴"

Lmao incredible acting

You know, I'd help this guy get outside and hunt, before he figures out that I am also made of meat.

#Monsterdon

unca joe's movin' kinda slow at th'

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

bro needs to go to arbys. i hear they can solve his meat problem

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

this music cue makes me think of opera or Looney Tunes

#monsterdon

Oh no he's got Radiation Madness! 🍖

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

What is with these people stalking the outdoors in day for night?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

TIME FOR LONG BIG HOOO BOY

#monsterdon

Jordan Peterson after the apocalypse #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Fine, go eat radioactive live meat. Just don't do radioactive shits anywhere that it's gonna linger."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Granger needs some fresh, hot, throbbing meat. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"You would die, but not me. I'm wearing a shirt."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon what are you trying to say John?

"hoo hoooo, hoo hooooooooo"

"That game's contaminated, if you ate it you'd die."

Dude's apparently got 700 roentgens inside of him already.

#monsterdon

And of course there is a #gay cowboy! #monsterdon

His brother is kind of a creep. #Monsterdon

Well we got a monster shot before the half hour mark. That's good? i guess. Kinda of a cheap looking Morlock mask though
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I've gotta have some meat!"

WHERE'S THE BEEF?!

#Monsterdon

Where’s the beef!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Granger can forage for himself. That'll put less stress on the canned food stores!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

does this explain keto

@Louisa

GRANGER DANGER!

#Monsterdon

Um. He's a werewolf now? A radioactive werewolf? #Monsterdon

Just give the contaminated guy the contaminated meat he wants.

#Monsterdon

dang no one told me the Orange Guy was going to be in this
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I'm just seeing if you're alive, but....since you're on me....I'm feeling kinda.....friendly. #monsterdon

"Coyote, in the daytime" Temba, his arms wide #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

night filter, my beloathed

#monsterdon

Okay, buddy, coyotes come out in the day. You only see them at night in populated areas because they're avoiding humans.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"The real force of the atom has never been fully calculated"

brb, I'm a little overwhelmed by awe.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Are we in for some zombacious mutants?

#Monsterdon

I don't know if it's the pointless asides or the wooden acting or the sudden railroading of conversations by unseen wildlife, but this is reminding me a lot of Birdemic.

#monsterdon

the year is 2889, and they're wearing fashion from the 1970s... maybe they were LARPing when the bomb went off?

#monsterdon

Huh ... radioactive mutant zombies react to squirrels the same way my dogs do.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh, I didn't know radiation made you grow big fangs

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Brylcreem… for perfect post apocalyptic hair.

#Monsterdon

"Game recognize game."

#Monsterdon

Yikes! Star Trek alien costume jump scare!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Uh. Morlocks? That was fast. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is Steve's brother named Granger? Ok movie

WE'VE GOT CREATURE SIGN! #monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Hey zombie! Dance THRILLER!

#Monsterdon

“No he can’t stay…let the old coot stay. “ #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

KLINGONS!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Do not tease radioactive coyote monsters movie. You can not deliver on that concept.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Atomic Hawk laughs at your radioactive fallo" [dies]

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@Fanfalla

"I mean come on! It's been 36 hours, plenty of time to grieve and move on."

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon oh no society has broken down, trick or treating in June!! Anarchy!!!

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

What are you trying to say, John? Soimething about atoms and raw meat and the fourth side of the lake?

@georgieboy Also, we can HEAR the BIRDS. And crickets! #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

#monsterdon why the fuck IS this movie called In the Year 2889

Fighting for life on the patio just the way we are

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I love the idea that the whole world has been destroyed by nuclear Armageddon, but this little valley is fine. "Our air is magic, separate air."

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

contaminated game

*dangerous* game

#monsterdon

"There was some Roswell shit on that zoological test ship. That's what I'm saying."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon

Lipsync is not so good. IDK if it's just my copy, or this is post-dubbed?

Coyote in the daytime? I see them around here in broad daylight, no biggie.

#monsterdon

A Coyote? In the daytime? In Eden? #Monsterdon

We did not consider that this would summon xordax, the death bringer.

#Monsterdon

KLINGON JUMPSCARE

#monsterdon

@apLundell his obsessively made house model would work if he had other arts and crafts projects around the house. Give him a chainsaw and some carved logs.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Given these fashion choices, I don't think humanity deserves to survive.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889