Um, not sure if the bible has the answer to the effect Napoleon had on European politics but I could be wrong
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i don't think the bible talks about strontium-90, kid

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So get to the redeeming, then!

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"Any bright theories what to do in this situation?"
"Well, humans have made friends of all kinds of dangerous critters..."

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Did a church sponsor this one?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889ow

His main concern is they might stalk the woods at night and eat raw meat.

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@ramsey "It's been three weeks" one of the characters told another, helpfully. I looked away for a few minutes and am not sure if the rancher was eaten already when he was out drinking at night. #monsterdon
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THE BIBLE I told you this was Christian filth #Monsterdon

They’ve been living there for three weeks and only the ladies have a change of clothes.

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Nice to see the movie just gave up on that scene.

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Oh Pharasma, what the fuck was that nonsense? Saturation with ionic radiation causes what now?

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Eating raw rabbit defies all the laws of man and god?!

The thing that anyone starving and desperate in the wild would do if they couldn't make fire?

"Oh, eating rabbits without using artificial means to turn them into cuisine is SOOOO unnatural."

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they're going to feel foolish for listening to Steve's theory when they find out he was a wellness influencer in the times before

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Well, I have to say there's no *over*-acting here.

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#monsterdon New laws John, like, being a pushy rude ass gets destroyed, like you John, you hot pile of shit in polyester. Die John, Die. Scream for us John.

"Say what you mean"

"I, for one, feel we should start worshiping the fallout."

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

From the opera in Looney Tunes:

Kill the Wabbit..
Kill the Wabbit..

laws for a post nuclear life:

1) my brother isn't weird! you're just making things up!

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@jonny I think they are really Leslie Gore teens.

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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL HUMANS TO BE SATCHURED AND MADE TO SERVE TOBOR!

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More Grangers & worse Grangers. #Monsterdon

So he automatically thought to check if the bone was moist, huh? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

oh well THAT took a right turn...

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Oh hey! That's the same kinda live catch trap my Dad and I used to catch the raccoon that moved into our ceiling! :D OH GOD HE'S EATING THE BUNNY!!! 😱 :blobfoxcry:

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SUPER MUTANTS

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You just... know what your brother's footprints look like?
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Was not expecting Mr. I Gotta Have Meat to build a Havahart trap.

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They won’t stop sciencing and it hurts. It hurts me.

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Are there laws on the book about how radioactive I'm allowed to consume? Or is that law passed in the next 800 years? #Monsterdon

“It’s dark outside, so I touched the bones to determine their moisture level.”

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The Most Irradiated Game #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"A new, dumber set of laws!"

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That wascly wabbit with wrotgents. Wrascly.

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"These bones are still moist!" Well, that's one hell of an icebreaker

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@Configures Ah. I stepped away for a few minutes, so I missed that 3 weeks had passed.

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#monsterdon you think the guy who wanted raw meat, said he didn't need our food, and went "out for a walk" a lot has been eating wild rabbits???? PREPOSTEROUS

Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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#monsterdon John would unclench and not be such an ass if they just chucked that geiger counter into the nearest river.

"These bones are still moist! And Tangy!"

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

These bones are still moist!
The giant bones from that tiny rabbit!

Ooh, yummy wabbit!
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oooh it was a bunny

So so so ancient craft skilz this movie. Ranger’s radiation wound painted on with Liquid Paper
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@strangefour@retro.pizza I wonder if they're going with(creating?) the low doses of radiation cause a superhero meditation trope. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The true force of the atom is mutating people into zombies! And also unviewably dark day-for-night shots.

"He's a freak, of this new atomic world of ours!", is what people have said about me all my life.

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if you've got a radioactive monster guy living in your house, maybe consider that he might be a valuable bridge between you and the other radioactive monster guys, and you can negotiate some kind of detente where you maintain the plantlife that attracts their prey and they agree not to eat any of the disco teens #monsterdon

Friend Werewolf is also an experienced trapper? What a catch! A real asset to the colony!

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wait are the mutants trapping kitty cats?

It looks like he cut off half of his face while shaving and then covered it up with toilet paper

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In the year 2889...everyone will be practicing piano using the Hanon Technique

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Havahart. Havaliver. Havabunny.

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noooo don't eat the bunny

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@dogwelder Far too reasonable really.

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Love those flexible rubber claws.
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Shot in UnsteadyCam.

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good job granger, now rabbits are extinct

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Camera man's gonna go to town on that bunny. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@ramsey Hey, it's been three weeks already! (LOL) My guess is Steve gets eaten by the fiancee-zombie lurking outside, or Brother Granger for getting to walk out with Joanna when Joanna said she was too busy to go outside with Granger. #monsterdon
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Really fantastic day for night shots #monsterdon

First bite tastes like fur

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The gaslighting “it’s just this thing I’m completely speculating about” so he can get some.

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Wait- Granger is setting rabbit traps? #monsterdon
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#monsterdon the number of people that are disagreeing with John and NOT getting shot really undermines the whole "I'm in charge" scene

@davesdogmaggie Barry? #monsterdon

"AWOOOO!"

-- Granger

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The "blue equals night" filters are back. Did you miss them?

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Perhaps Granger will eat Larry? #Monsterdon

Harmless animal in the bushes? Really? The world has ended, you've already been part of an unruly mob showing up, & your presumption is 'probably nothing' #Monsterdon

this guy is just irradiated hannibal or something

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I think your brother is watching us...
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It's gotten pretty blue... #Monsterdon

Prediction: The Watermelon Head Monster is Larry. #monsterdon
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Steve’s makeup is defo academy award nomination material.

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This is pretty lame for a post apocalyptic radioactive mutant movie.
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Wow, Joanna moved right the fuck on from her missing fiancé, what’s his name.

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Oooooo, the romantic subplot is beginning!!! :revblobfoxaww:
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"It's just some strange animal in the bushes."

"No, Steve, it's a theremin, I'm sure of it! Let's go back in the house."

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Their existence depends on him. As a radioactive zombie, he is the only character with depth. Without him, we would stop watching and they would all return to the nothingness from which they sprang.

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"No, I have things to do!"

Like what?!?

tuning into #Monsterdon right into a "bad-day-for-night" scene. hell yeah

#monsterdon These past few weeks with you, have been very weird.

Why are we wasting time w/ these kids. What's Bubba doing? #Monsterdon

[vacuum cleaner sounds]

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"Don't talk like that" try doing it like a professional actor would #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Valley of the day for night shots.

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few WEEKS?

They should have called this one "Bad Day For Night: The Movie" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"Don't you think we should keep an eye on him and see if him being really sus actually turns into anything even remotely dangerous or threatening before plugging him?"
"GAT GAT!"

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I bet we are meant to think he goes out and eats raw wild animals, but never gets anything on his shirt?

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"He's a danger to himself and others / no one gets to keep their brothers / shootin' half the family every time"

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One of these characters is the audience proxy but it keeps changing

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We can't destroy my brother, we have to study him is almost a creepier fraternal response. #Monsterdon

Three weeks in, and they seem to have plenty of cigarettes, razor blades, shaving cream, shampoo, and maybe even running water.

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"Destroyed"? Is this the afternoon version of the Gundam Wing dub?

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Old guy, you really have NO conception of your actual amount of power & influence in this situation

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#monsterdon We should destroy John.

Nobody is using logic here, certainly!

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I wonder what Larry’s doing right now

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John should have learned by now that nobody listens to what he says should or should not happen.

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