it's like raiiiiiiiin
full of radiation
it's a free radicallllll
unzipping your neutrons

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OH no! It's 15 wrenchens.

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🎵 Gonna touch me
(doooo doo doo doo)
(doo doo)
(doo doo) 🎵

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Bikini time!!! #Monsterdon

@jonny I wouldn't mind radiation that turned me into a terrifying amazon

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

This guy is now afraid of rain. Is he rabid?

Do the mu-tants dissolve in rain?

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A conveniently clothes-preserving transformation. #Monsterdon

Wait! Is that radioactive fog?
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That's some of the worst acting we had on #Monsterdon. And yeah, I'm counting reptilian

The book that I put down to watch this movie is looking real appealing right now.

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I appreciate that Mickey Brown decided he was gonna compile L'Encyclopedie, too

That's how anyone will make it past the sort of nonsense in the opening of this film

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"i've taken a lot of baths recently"
"maybe that's why you're still alive tim"
"huh?"
(scene change)
#monsterdon

Coming up next we've got "Spring-Fed Pool" with their hit single "Taking turns bathing."

#monsterdon

"For I am with thee sayeth the Lord. Should one in thy assembly eateth of the meat which hath glown with the fury of the Lord he shall be smitten by sores and pestilence. If pus issueth not from him, thou shalt drive him from thy midsts for he is unclean."

#Monsterdon

Aquifers are famous for not accumulating surface pollutants, that's why dumping toxic waste near them is so safe #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

After bathing in our only water supply we can al have a nice tall glass of human broth.

Yum.

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I gotta say, this is extremely boring.

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Wait. Why is Tim still alive? Did not bathing enough provide a protective layer of filth?

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Is he still alive because he's been taking more baths, or because he rarely bathed in the past?
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can we get this guy a lav mic? anyone?

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@cptbutton 😂

(unless you were serious, in which case, there are two - Joanna and Jada)

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Bubba, your filth protects you from Biblical mutants. #Monsterdon

Drinking water? I know the first thing I want to know about it is could I take a bath in it.

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How about the Movie of the Terrible
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eeeiuuuwww don't swim in your drinking water source

STILL NOT HALF WAY FOLKS

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You checked the spring and didn't bring back water?

#Monsterdon

"ROENTGEN"
#Monsterdon

...you weren't planting shit ALREADY at this point?

you absolute maroons

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Ten years of preparation and you couldn't get a well drilled?

#Monsterdon
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He bought a set of Foxfire books, he's ready for this.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

How much is half of nothing?
The amount of this movie.

Raytions #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"We've been lucky so far, but we're not out yet." [electronic beat attack]

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I too hope you're right, sweetheart

@raederle nah that's different

(in case it wasn't clear, I was joking, I don't think the test I mentioned actually exists)

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Rations of Roentgens?

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Who Maimed Roentgen Rabbit #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So much wishful thinking.

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They got their own lil Noah's Ark situation a-brewin.

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I’m afraid Planet Earth might get unsteated tonight. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

This guy is just a ray of sunshine.
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what does your bible say about moist bones, eh??? checkmate, christians!

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being a radioactive monster guy doesn't seem so bad, it is giving the young men a renewed sense of confidence and empowerment to hunt wild rabbits, and if the laws of the 60s apply, then it will turn the women into terrifying amazons that defy marriage #monsterdon

And God said "This is what to do if a nuclear bomb goes off..."
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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

What does the Bible say about rain?
Flood, maybe..

"I had enough of that Bible when I was a kid!" Mickey is SOOO real for that.

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I think there's a psalm about galoshes #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The bible actually says a lot more about rain than it does atomic aftermath & mutants. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The bible isn’t bleeding and screaming at him. I want a refund. // It's free // RIGHT… BRING ME SOME COFFEE. Go out in the woods. Follow the feral percolator herd…

Oh Ghod, the Bible is quoted! This movie better get really bad quick or I’ll be out of here.
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@ramsey Oh never mind, there's the rancher on the couch. #monsterdon
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"Clouds saturated with nuclear death." Is that the new energy drink from the Liquid Death people?

#monsterdon

"Granger!"

(whistles)

"Here boy!"

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So is this actually supposed to be 2889?
#monsterdon
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This is movie is way more religious than I was expecting.

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i'm so bored, bring out the deathclaws already

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Little-known fact: there was one whole book of the Bible in which God gives instructions for surviving in a radioactive wasteland

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If a little too much UV radiation can make me grow some stray hairs on my back, imagine what a whole bombfull of the stuff could do!

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oh wow that "he looked it up in the Bible" line absolutely stabbed me in the intestines and ripped 'em RIGHT out

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Um, not sure if the bible has the answer to the effect Napoleon had on European politics but I could be wrong
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Yes, Mickey, push back on that nonsense. #Monsterdon

i don't think the bible talks about strontium-90, kid

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So get to the redeeming, then!

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"Any bright theories what to do in this situation?"
"Well, humans have made friends of all kinds of dangerous critters..."

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Did a church sponsor this one?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889ow

His main concern is they might stalk the woods at night and eat raw meat.

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@ramsey "It's been three weeks" one of the characters told another, helpfully. I looked away for a few minutes and am not sure if the rancher was eaten already when he was out drinking at night. #monsterdon
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THE BIBLE I told you this was Christian filth #Monsterdon

They’ve been living there for three weeks and only the ladies have a change of clothes.

#Monsterdon

Nice to see the movie just gave up on that scene.

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Oh Pharasma, what the fuck was that nonsense? Saturation with ionic radiation causes what now?

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Eating raw rabbit defies all the laws of man and god?!

The thing that anyone starving and desperate in the wild would do if they couldn't make fire?

"Oh, eating rabbits without using artificial means to turn them into cuisine is SOOOO unnatural."

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they're going to feel foolish for listening to Steve's theory when they find out he was a wellness influencer in the times before

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Well, I have to say there's no *over*-acting here.

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#monsterdon New laws John, like, being a pushy rude ass gets destroyed, like you John, you hot pile of shit in polyester. Die John, Die. Scream for us John.

"Say what you mean"

"I, for one, feel we should start worshiping the fallout."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

From the opera in Looney Tunes:

Kill the Wabbit..
Kill the Wabbit..

laws for a post nuclear life:

1) my brother isn't weird! you're just making things up!

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NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL HUMANS TO BE SATCHURED AND MADE TO SERVE TOBOR!

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@jonny I think they are really Leslie Gore teens.

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So he automatically thought to check if the bone was moist, huh? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

More Grangers & worse Grangers. #Monsterdon

oh well THAT took a right turn...

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Oh hey! That's the same kinda live catch trap my Dad and I used to catch the raccoon that moved into our ceiling! :D OH GOD HE'S EATING THE BUNNY!!! 😱 :blobfoxcry:

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getting a post-nuclear-life doctorate.

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SUPER MUTANTS

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You just... know what your brother's footprints look like?
#Monsterdon

Was not expecting Mr. I Gotta Have Meat to build a Havahart trap.

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They won’t stop sciencing and it hurts. It hurts me.

#Monsterdon

Are there laws on the book about how radioactive I'm allowed to consume? Or is that law passed in the next 800 years? #Monsterdon

“It’s dark outside, so I touched the bones to determine their moisture level.”

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The Most Irradiated Game #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"A new, dumber set of laws!"

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That wascly wabbit with wrotgents. Wrascly.

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"These bones are still moist!" Well, that's one hell of an icebreaker

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@Configures Ah. I stepped away for a few minutes, so I missed that 3 weeks had passed.

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#monsterdon you think the guy who wanted raw meat, said he didn't need our food, and went "out for a walk" a lot has been eating wild rabbits???? PREPOSTEROUS

Does the wabbit?
Yes. Off screen.
That rabbit gets hugged and petted and squeezed and called George.
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