What? You can’t clean the pool because of the ‘pocalypse?

#Monsterdon

Dammit Kruge, stop being a perv

#monsterdon

Probably, probably, probably.

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Oh shit we got a look at the beastie!!

#Monsterdon

When a redhead tells you you're good-looking,

...well, I don't actually know what you should expect, but I doubt it's the thing angling to make its entrance rn

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oh no i could see the bottom edge of the neck of the mutant's rubber mask dangit

#monsterdon Yet, there's a pool... come on John, get down there and scold those girls in the pool. Tell them they are whores for radiation and you'll destroy them! DESTROY! Not just kill, but destroy!

oh mickey you're so fine

you're so fine you blow my mind

hey mickey

hey mickey

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Time to feed her to the Morgoth

#Monsterdon

oh thank god, a spirit halloween survived the blast

#monsterdon

She made that bikini from the hide of a dead Mr Blobby #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

okay now we're cooking

#monsterdon

DON'T HURT MY SORE EAR AGAIN #monsterdon

Is this the sodomy? Can we get some action up in here? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Let's swim though the fallout in our open air pool.

Wait, I was imagining a creek or something. It's a pool? Presumably with treated water? Or maybe he clenaed it out first, idk. Weird.

Good reason to show women in bikinis I guess.

#monsterdon

Mutant pursuing bikini girls in 3, 2, 1... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

"I didn't realize it would be so far from the house" *meaningful look* #Monsterdon

Luckily a pool guy was taking care of that pool!
#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Nice to hear the old man has seeds and crafts and stuff because two months in and he hasn't done diddly for their long term survival.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain! It's gonna rain!"

#Monsterdon

Hey, we’re gonna need some foley for this picture! No budget. People can see what happens and fill in the noise in their mind.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@chirpbirb He said he's had more showers in the past month than in all the years of his life put together. That means he has always been stinky. :ms_sick:

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Almost out of water 🏊‍♀️ #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

That's some mighty shitty foley right there

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The two girls wearing bikinis. Which seems like a totally insensitive choice given the theme of the movie and what happened to bikini atoll.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

This movie brought to you by the letters U for updraft and R for roentgen.

#monsterdon

Every nuclear bunker needs a swimming pool

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

THAT IS NOT A NATURAL SPRING.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@jammerb The entire movie is one dramatic pause.

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Any change Pete Kegbreath is part of the #monsterdon crowd and will quote the same verses tomorrow in the Iran briefing?

🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

💸 Low Budget Film School

Don't let logic cost you additional money.
Like American International Pictures. Motivated by the success of their earlier motion picture "Master of the World", AIP had planned to make another film based on a Jules Verne story, "In the Year 2889". But they ended up shelving the project.

AIP re-used the title for this *totally unrelated* movie because they had already registered it.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

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wait it's a swimming pool?

That's a spring???

#Monsterdon

The spring looks suspiciously like a swimming pool.

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

His entire life Grange has been like this... sigh.

#Monsterdon

it's like raiiiiiiiin
full of radiation
it's a free radicallllll
unzipping your neutrons

#monsterdon

OH no! It's 15 wrenchens.

#monsterdon

🎵 Gonna touch me
(doooo doo doo doo)
(doo doo)
(doo doo) 🎵

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Bikini time!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

This guy is now afraid of rain. Is he rabid?

@jonny I wouldn't mind radiation that turned me into a terrifying amazon

#Monsterdon

Do the mu-tants dissolve in rain?

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A conveniently clothes-preserving transformation. #Monsterdon

Wait! Is that radioactive fog?
#Monsterdon

That's some of the worst acting we had on #Monsterdon. And yeah, I'm counting reptilian

The book that I put down to watch this movie is looking real appealing right now.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I appreciate that Mickey Brown decided he was gonna compile L'Encyclopedie, too

That's how anyone will make it past the sort of nonsense in the opening of this film

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"i've taken a lot of baths recently"
"maybe that's why you're still alive tim"
"huh?"
(scene change)
#monsterdon

Coming up next we've got "Spring-Fed Pool" with their hit single "Taking turns bathing."

#monsterdon

"For I am with thee sayeth the Lord. Should one in thy assembly eateth of the meat which hath glown with the fury of the Lord he shall be smitten by sores and pestilence. If pus issueth not from him, thou shalt drive him from thy midsts for he is unclean."

#Monsterdon

Aquifers are famous for not accumulating surface pollutants, that's why dumping toxic waste near them is so safe #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

After bathing in our only water supply we can al have a nice tall glass of human broth.

Yum.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I gotta say, this is extremely boring.

#Monsterdon

Wait. Why is Tim still alive? Did not bathing enough provide a protective layer of filth?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Is he still alive because he's been taking more baths, or because he rarely bathed in the past?
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

can we get this guy a lav mic? anyone?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@cptbutton 😂

(unless you were serious, in which case, there are two - Joanna and Jada)

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Bubba, your filth protects you from Biblical mutants. #Monsterdon

Drinking water? I know the first thing I want to know about it is could I take a bath in it.

#monsterdon

How about the Movie of the Terrible
#monsterdon

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eeeiuuuwww don't swim in your drinking water source

STILL NOT HALF WAY FOLKS

#monsterdon

You checked the spring and didn't bring back water?

#Monsterdon

"ROENTGEN"
#Monsterdon

Ten years of preparation and you couldn't get a well drilled?

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

He bought a set of Foxfire books, he's ready for this.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

How much is half of nothing?
The amount of this movie.

Raytions #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"We've been lucky so far, but we're not out yet." [electronic beat attack]

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

I too hope you're right, sweetheart

@raederle nah that's different

(in case it wasn't clear, I was joking, I don't think the test I mentioned actually exists)

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Rations of Roentgens?

#Monsterdon

Who Maimed Roentgen Rabbit #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So much wishful thinking.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

They got their own lil Noah's Ark situation a-brewin.

#Monsterdon

I’m afraid Planet Earth might get unsteated tonight. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

This guy is just a ray of sunshine.
#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

what does your bible say about moist bones, eh??? checkmate, christians!

#monsterdon

being a radioactive monster guy doesn't seem so bad, it is giving the young men a renewed sense of confidence and empowerment to hunt wild rabbits, and if the laws of the 60s apply, then it will turn the women into terrifying amazons that defy marriage #monsterdon

And God said "This is what to do if a nuclear bomb goes off..."
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

What does the Bible say about rain?
Flood, maybe..

I think there's a psalm about galoshes #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I had enough of that Bible when I was a kid!" Mickey is SOOO real for that.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

The bible actually says a lot more about rain than it does atomic aftermath & mutants. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The bible isn’t bleeding and screaming at him. I want a refund. // It's free // RIGHT… BRING ME SOME COFFEE. Go out in the woods. Follow the feral percolator herd…

Oh Ghod, the Bible is quoted! This movie better get really bad quick or I’ll be out of here.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@ramsey Oh never mind, there's the rancher on the couch. #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

"Clouds saturated with nuclear death." Is that the new energy drink from the Liquid Death people?

#monsterdon

"Granger!"

(whistles)

"Here boy!"

#Monsterdon

So is this actually supposed to be 2889?
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

This is movie is way more religious than I was expecting.

#Monsterdon

i'm so bored, bring out the deathclaws already

#monsterdon

Little-known fact: there was one whole book of the Bible in which God gives instructions for surviving in a radioactive wasteland

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

If a little too much UV radiation can make me grow some stray hairs on my back, imagine what a whole bombfull of the stuff could do!

#Monsterdon

oh wow that "he looked it up in the Bible" line absolutely stabbed me in the intestines and ripped 'em RIGHT out

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Yes, Mickey, push back on that nonsense. #Monsterdon

Um, not sure if the bible has the answer to the effect Napoleon had on European politics but I could be wrong
#monsterdon