"Its skin looked like it was wearing some kind of rubber suit."

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Okay, whoever drew these clearly had fun. LMFAOOO

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

That is not how ionic radiation works.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“When my brother didn’t know the answer rod something he looked it up in the bible”

Oh there we are, this is one of those movies, explains so much. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Interesting concept art for Metro 2889

#Monsterdon

I think those drawings are the first sign of talent in this entire movie.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Some fan art being passed as “evidence.”

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

i sure hope we see some of these creatures but i bet we don't

#monsterdon

They're failing the Becquerel test.

#Monsterdon

I wonder what Chipmunkzilla is up to

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Yes, scientists would never be allowed to take pictures. It's certainly not an excuse to replace expensive costumes with cheap drawings.

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

"...we called it ... the metal rubber monkey"

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

AHAHAHA. Our art budget was 'sketches' level for this. #Monsterdon

"There was a law against taking photographs" what, like, in general?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon damn, mental telepathy... there's TWO mutants in the house!

We called him Handy

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

this is literally just fallout logic omfg lmfao

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

YES PUT SOME HEROIN ON HER CHEST #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

My job was to tow the animal ship out of Target Zero.
You f'ing asshole!

The only monstrous things I've seen so far have been by uncontaminated humans.

#Monsterdon

whurrs yur manurrrs #monsterdon

#monsterdon OK here it comes!!! The secret stuff!

This damn Matsuo bomb test again.
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Valuable whisky drinking advice in addition to how to engineer a fallout proof valley? Man, this film has it all!

#Monsterdon

You know what else puts hair on your chest?
Roentgens

#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Tim wants to put hair on Jada's chest interesting... #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai it's very unclear to me why the rancher is in this movie at all. he has a place to be???

#Monsterdon

and that's s dozen too many! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

I hope this movie soon has fisticuffs and dancing and not only for bingo purposes

I’m on team Jada and Tim.

#Monsterdon

Dude you can call it whiskey all you want, but what you got there is 100% moonshine.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe They forgot to take the blue filter off the lens when they shot all those scenes? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Try my new Nuclear Whisky!
#Monsterdon

Granger, taking his cosmetic prosthesis for a walk in the fog machine. #Monsterdon

and the even longer third one that puts velcro on your titties!

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Jada seems like someone interested in having hair put on her chest

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Bubba poisoning the easy one. #Monsterdon

WHy would she want hair on her chest?
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Cool attempted SA, I forgot about that in this movie. 😬😬😬

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

also I guess Jada hadn't ever heard of moonshine but now she has

Is she drinking like a pint of whiskey?

#Monsterdon

Moonshine's all fun & games, till the Radioactive Treasury men come a-knockin'

#Monsterdon

It's called an orgasm, baby, go with it #monsterdon

Why would she want hair on her chest?

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Listening to this acting that made the final cut, could there have been table reads that were worse?

#monsterdon

These are some weird vignette of shots.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Some of the best tasting whiskey by virtue of being the only. #Monsterdon

This Joanna/Steve ship sure has progressed fast. Wasn't she engaged a week ago..?

#Monsterdon

o/~ Oh Micky what a pitty you don't understand, you're acting like a creep when you just appear like that. o/~

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

That plant right beside the stream... is that a nirnroot?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"What's so bad about me?"

"Well, that ascot for one thing. Also, you're a dick."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

you know, last night i watched The Island of Lost Souls (1932) thinking I might recommend it for #Monsterdon. I decided against it due to the critically demanding "racist/colonialist not-even-subtext that could also be interpreted as subversively anti-racist/anti-colonialist", but now I'm having second thoughts because, unlike this movie, it is actually competently made

edit: and at the time they were still getting the hang of sound in movies!!!

@davesdogmaggie 😭

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Mickey and Jada are not in a healthy relationship right now

"I told you my sob story, pls respond!" #Monsterdon

@xerozohar@retro.pizza @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza #ICantBelieveItsNotPlot
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

i'm not exactly johnny outdoorsmanseed but if it's been like a month post apocalypse i'd have probably gotten busy fashioning a bow and some arrows and stuff for the monster guys known to be out there #monsterdon

She might feel differently about you because you told she was imagining things when she felt in danger for her life.

#Monsterdon

That poor woman who played Johanna drank herself to death at age 41.

#Monsterdon

"Give him 25 cents and tell him to go to Hell!"

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Mickey, you're coming on like a creeper. #Monsterdon

That cravat must be really crusty and smelly.

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

"Do you believe in Mental Telepathy?"

… what other kind of telepathy is there?

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Hey Steve, read THIS thought! .oO (BITE ME)

#Monsterdon

@trixter "I'm psychic, I can read people's elbows." #Monsterdon

I am increasingly rooting for the monster

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

was that a handsome cave mutant?

Steve starting off strong with gaslighting his new gf about the person (?) watching her in the bushes.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh, Joanna is a telepath, now?! That tracks.

#Monsterdon

"Do you believe in mental telepathy?"
"No, I only believe in audio telepathy."

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@xerozohar@retro.pizza @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It's not like they started with fresh plot for this movie.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"I'm sorry steve- I think we should see other people."

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Who wants to bet the Matsuo test doesn't exist
#Monsterdon

I only believe in the non-mental kind of telepathy.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“Obviously, you were just imagining it, but, out of curiosity, what did he say?”

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

What? The mutant tried to communicate w/ you? Why didn't the movie tell us that before she told him? #Monsterdon

When did someone try talking to her at the pool, other than Jada?

#Monsterdon

I regret not taking notes. There's too much exposition to keep up with.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

jeeezus, Steve.

"Steve, do you believe in mental telepathy?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that, Joanna.."

#monsterdon

If only "woman dismissed out of hand" was on my bingo card

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Please shove Steve off the bridge.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

old dude you can show him now, there's no us government anymore, you're not going to jail

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

You said it was just my imagination... once again... runnin' away with me!
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

"Are you going to keep up the mystery?"
"I'll tell you tonight".
"So that's a yes then, for maybe a good 12 hours at the least?"

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's going to take that boy up to his sanctum to show him some "evidence" #Monsterdon

this old guy prepared for 10 years but he has only like a month's worth of food and water stored?

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh I get it. This old guy is the monster!

#Monsterdon

bow chicka bowwwww #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Steve!
John!

#monsterdon OL this is the tiem somebody dies???

People do sometimes build pools fed by springs, particularly hot springs around here

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

If only they'd paid a bit more attention. Granger doesn't like water; they were safe in the pool!

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I do hope she sees Zombie Larry and it turns out it's an old photo of him before his terrible car-accident-and-fire and Zombie Larry is actually looking just fine having avoided the entire apocalypse.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

But, also: "I can feel it" response "I didn't hear anything"

I notice you shifted the goal posts, there, you sensual scamp. #Monsterdon

Forget about Mickey we got sumtin' better going on here :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

The mutant evolution has been progressing pretty fast. It's only been a few days, right?

#Monsterdon

"I think he's dangerous. I think he should be destroyed". For our safety. Because he's too smokin' hot. #monsterdon

"It's probably one of the fellas."

#Monsterdon

The radiation has given Joanna super-sensitive hearing.

#Monsterdon