#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I don't like this movie.

Genuinely, though, what the hell was the foley unit doing for this one—getting coffee from Venezuela?

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they have to be married first 😭

this movie
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He went from "Too many mouths to feed" to "Get to having babies" pretty fast. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

so they'd say like "braaaaaaaaaains" then?

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“I want you to marry Steve and I want you to have children and I want to watch you make them!”

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a NEVER NUDE!?! #monsterdon

YAY GO JOANNA!! #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Your dad fucking sucks.

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you owe it to the future to have rubber skinned children with one giant hand

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If there's two forms of life fighting for survival, the purportedly human ones don't seem to be trying very hard.

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An arranged marriage? Under whose legal system? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon the old guy is really pushing the idea of procreation huh

but get into my car (get into my-y car!)

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DAD.

The quiet scuffle alerted the women to run down the stairs.

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I feel like that carpet must have claimed a few casualties before now.

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#monsterdon man this guy will NOT shut up about bomb tests

Joanna wants her attempted rapist to stick around?

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pregnancy is the best idea when you're running short on rations and water, and still waiting out the fallout

definitely

great plan gramps

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Okay, now it's turning into a creepy, post-apocalyptic breeding cult?

Not the direction I expected.

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- [John] Steve!
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THERE IT IS!!!! I KNEW Dad was gonna tell his daughter and Jada to start popping out babies, I just couldn't remember when. Lmfao

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this rug is doing a lot of the action work in this scene

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@wohali Literally Simon Pegg's portfolio in Spaced.

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Man, Dad is the best actor.

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oof, bad news for the girls, everyone knows the children of any of these guys are bound to be unbearable #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“They should bear children as soon as possible.”

Whoa, now! Maybe you ought to let a few years pass first. Let the fallout subside first.

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@cptbutton@dice.camp @cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza I think they mostly deal in ironic radiation #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

A new species forged by radiation over the course of 3 days. Because that's totally how it works.

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Old guy can't die fast enough. Yeesh.

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Ok I’ve tried every way possible but that old man is way too old to be her father. Gramps maybe
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The direction in this scene was "Go down the stairs like a pervert would."

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Washed them down. The animals were allergic to water!

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Offspring of Chad Everett and Ricky Nelson

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they should bear children as soon as possible

i'm sorry, what?

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

They should bear children as soon as possible.
Movie, you've gone to plaid. You are out on Pluto.

Oh god no

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They don’t know what killed the animals, except they were hit with very high doses of radiation and they refused to eat and drink. It’s a mystery.

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"you've given me a deep sense of responsibility for mankind"
"well, goodnight"

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oh here we go -_-

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Sometimes I have a feeling of doom; and that's why I put my money into gold.

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What about iconic radiation?

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These court room style sketches are very solid evidence I for one am completely convinced #Monsterdon

#monsterdon and now the old man and future son in law have an argument about which chimarae from dad's highschool trapper-keeper would win a fight

"They were all dead within three days. So fortunately anything mutated out there died two-and-a-half weeks ago."

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"I have this feel'n of doom."

Join the club, man.

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They evolved away from needing food & water. Sucks to be them, I guess, that's half the fun. #Monsterdon

"A million years of evolution in one bomb!" Fuck it, I am officially recommending Island of Lost Souls (1932) For Your Consideration (cc @Taweret)

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OMG those drawings! This movie has totally redeemed itself.

Okay. Not really, but they were an unexpected treat.

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The man spent more time working on his sketches and models then you know, making a bunker or having a gate or non glass door or...
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Just put that concept art right on the table!

That's one way to use it in a short budget.

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"I got the first look at those animals! And son, they looked like your girlfriend's DeviantArt account back in high school, minus the wangs and chesticles!"

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"The monkey's skin was like rubber." That's one way to cover for shoddy latex makeup.

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#monsterdon "There was a law against photographs, but no law against sketches".

Yeah, that makes sense. The military always lets you keep a copy of their secrets so long as you make a copy by hand.

Certainly he didn't say that to justify the special effects guy being too lazy to fake a photograph.

"Its skin looked like it was wearing some kind of rubber suit."

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Okay, whoever drew these clearly had fun. LMFAOOO

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That is not how ionic radiation works.

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“When my brother didn’t know the answer rod something he looked it up in the bible”

Oh there we are, this is one of those movies, explains so much. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Interesting concept art for Metro 2889

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I think those drawings are the first sign of talent in this entire movie.

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Some fan art being passed as “evidence.”

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i sure hope we see some of these creatures but i bet we don't

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They're failing the Becquerel test.

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I wonder what Chipmunkzilla is up to

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Yes, scientists would never be allowed to take pictures. It's certainly not an excuse to replace expensive costumes with cheap drawings.

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"...we called it ... the metal rubber monkey"

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AHAHAHA. Our art budget was 'sketches' level for this. #Monsterdon

"There was a law against taking photographs" what, like, in general?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon damn, mental telepathy... there's TWO mutants in the house!

this is literally just fallout logic omfg lmfao

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We called him Handy

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YES PUT SOME HEROIN ON HER CHEST #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

My job was to tow the animal ship out of Target Zero.
You f'ing asshole!

The only monstrous things I've seen so far have been by uncontaminated humans.

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#monsterdon OK here it comes!!! The secret stuff!

This damn Matsuo bomb test again.
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Valuable whisky drinking advice in addition to how to engineer a fallout proof valley? Man, this film has it all!

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You know what else puts hair on your chest?
Roentgens

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Tim wants to put hair on Jada's chest interesting... #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai it's very unclear to me why the rancher is in this movie at all. he has a place to be???

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and that's s dozen too many! #monsterdon

the fog's actually due to the RAM/VRAM crisis, they ran outta rendering

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I hope this movie soon has fisticuffs and dancing and not only for bingo purposes

I’m on team Jada and Tim.

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Dude you can call it whiskey all you want, but what you got there is 100% moonshine.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe They forgot to take the blue filter off the lens when they shot all those scenes? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Try my new Nuclear Whisky!
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Granger, taking his cosmetic prosthesis for a walk in the fog machine. #Monsterdon

My copy of this film is so degraded I feel like the digital artefacts act better than these actors.

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and the even longer third one that puts velcro on your titties!

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Jada seems like someone interested in having hair put on her chest

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Bubba poisoning the easy one. #Monsterdon

WHy would she want hair on her chest?
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Cool attempted SA, I forgot about that in this movie. 😬😬😬

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also I guess Jada hadn't ever heard of moonshine but now she has

Is she drinking like a pint of whiskey?

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the best whiskey in these mountains of nondescript California.

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Moonshine's all fun & games, till the Radioactive Treasury men come a-knockin'

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