“(jug smashes)”

But it made no sound.

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NOOOOOO Bubba's emotional support whisky #monsterdon

I'm suffering from 500 Roentgens of CRINGE

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@dogwelder Just think only an HOUR to go?! #MonsterDon

ok but like that could have been antiseptic or something, c'mon.

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Broke the record for most broken jugs #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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I don’t hate the soundtrack #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

She's so pretty. Why are they bored of her doing Burlesque... it's not disgusting

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Hit me with the blue spot daddy ‘cause I’m coming in with the clincher

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Aw John not the hooch. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

You're never getting the whiskey smell out of that carpet.

#Monsterdon

Oh my now we have to endure white girl dancing drunk. Now I’d like a brewski
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Oh no she was coerced into exhibitionism? Ugh. Mickey, you're a bad Daddy. #Monsterdon

Drunk acting and now exotic dance stripping. Can it get cheesier? #Monsterdon

Temu Ann-Margret

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Aunt Jada is drunk at the wedding reception again #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon don't break my jug! Not my LITTLE BROWN JUG!!! 😫

@strangefour only ~26 minutes left to go! #monsterdon
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Can we *please* just get to the part where the mutant kills them all?

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Ok, I like her silver sparkly knitted dress. That chevron lace is fun to knit

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This movie really has few redeeming qualities.

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@bunnyhero Mary J Bilge... water? #MonsterDon

I don't think anyone who worked on this movie had ever seen an "exotic dancer".

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Yeah, go get some yeehaw Timothy!!! Fuck Mickey Jada and yeehaw McGee should be a couple.

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@Taweret like...if you had to be in this movie wouldn't you be too? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

And a sexy dance number! This movie has it all!

Where does the electricity come from for the record player and lights?

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I would like to see Jada take it off. #Monsterdon

Maybe the year 2889 is when they produced this documentary about a doomsday pepper with terminal Dunning-Kruger syndrome.

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Wait who tf is Timothy and where did he come from?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So, maybe the hooch is their antidote?

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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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disco teens! or at least stripper disco teens, close enough #monsterdon

oh no (?) the youtube copy is muted here because of the music presumably

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Dad's got a hair-trigger reaction to every other guy there that usually jumps straight to killing them, and the only problem I have with that is that he isn't including himself #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

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also since when has 'Jada' been pronounced 'Jah-dah' as opposed to 'Jay-dah'?

Radioactive whisk
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payback for all the ever-lovin' kindness

so, kill him, yes?

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Jada you ain't gotta do that, girl. :/

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So the faux Kurt Russell also has red hair? What a glowing future race this will be. #Monsterdon

I'm glad that these days, most media outside of silly creature features accept "stage 4" of excess radiation absorption isn't "invulnerability", but "you are now soup in skin"

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#monsterdon sippin on that shit that makes you giggle "eeee, eeeheeHEEEEE eeeeehhh" obnoxiously

Oh no she's gonna use Bubba as a patsy. #Monsterdon

"Spawned in blige water." Bruh, just call him white trash ffs. :blobfoxannoyed:

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Tim has a never ending whisky supply.

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"High as a silk hat on Sunday"

… no sir, I don't like it.

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I feel like a silk hat, and it's Sunday!

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@blue I miss my Grammar! #Monsterdon

I’m gonna take all my money and buy jugs of hooch for the coming apocalypse.

#Monsterdon

These people have the right idea for how to deal with the apocalypse

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Jada and Tim were made for each other. They need to get together.

#Monsterdon

Spawned in bilge water is crazy, but accurate lol!
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#Monsterdon What did i miss, and is that harlequinn?

#monsterdon He said "Bilge-water" because he's a sea-captain, remember?

granger is just having a great time and exhibiting absolutely no negative symptoms, maybe that radiation dose is just fine and you should be cooperating with him as part of the postapocalyptic council #monsterdon

How long until the fake drunks are dead?

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Old guy going full prepper-matchmaker

Dude, you can't trust Mickey with a sandwich in his hand #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@bstacey Blake!! Oh I see, nevermind, and sorry about the Blake!! #Monsterdon

jimothy is always a lifesaver

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Oh good, drunk acting.

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Class bigotry FTW!

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Good lord, are there really 26 minutes left of this thing?

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Steve and Capt. Ramsey have this all figured out, haven’t they? They’ve even categorized the “stages.”

#Monsterdon

night filter, accursed

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Those footprints are just drawn in the dirt with somebody's finger!

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"spawned in bilgewater"!

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Poor ghoul dude, he didn't deserve to die. :blobfoxcry2:

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That is a v attractive bridge. I wish we'd spent more time on that shot. #Monsterdon

@paco might be already negative for me

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#monsterdon Ha, that was not an impressive jump.

I mean, I'd be impressed if I did it. But they framed it like it was going to be an exciting stunt.

"what do you want me to do for this scene, again?"

"idk, just like climb over these rocks i guess"

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Wasn't Matsuo one of the names in Akira?
No, I think that was Tetsuo?

@Violinknitter It's been almost 3 months, I think. #monsterdon
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@Violinknitter Okay so he lied a little.

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Oh, that wasn't Granger. THAT's Granger. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I can only assume a few months have elapsed... but time seems to have no meaning in this movie

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Has anyone noticed his slightly strange bone structure?

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@apLundell The Horta looked better #WrongFrancise #Monsterdon

grammar... also... mutated

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Look, a mutant doing radioactive dance
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Oh uh hi Granger? #Monsterdon

How are they down to only two weeks of food already?

And how is Old Dude planning on giving pregnant people adequate nutrition????

#Monsterdon

"They wouldn't give me any food"
Well, did you keep looking at them with that eye?

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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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#monsterdon Leave him to me, he's hot, so sexy...

@trixter big same

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So I'm wondering if, in good scriptwriting, there is some sort of rule of thumb about how often a character should say the name of the character they're directly addressing, Steve.

He likes rolling in the grass. It's his way.

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Wait, if they only have two weeks of supplies, how does he think this "child bearing" thing is going to happen. Does he even know how women.... oh, wait, that does track with his prepperness.

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#monsterdon "Don't touch him, he's hot!"

Is he ever!

He's got a fondant eye

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#monsterdon The crickets are fine, it can't be that bad. Also, there appears to be a #SuddenStringSection very far away, but maybe getting closer?

It’s a morlock! Awww, he’s rolling down the hill, like it’s Little House on the Prarie.

#Monsterdon

Quick, finish him off so he can go to Sto'vo'kor!

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I always ask what my mother and Larry would say when someone wants me to be married by a sea captain.

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It's okay if you knife the ass-butt, Jada. I doubt you're gonna run into the cops. Just give 'im a good ol' stab stab stab.

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Poor Jada. :((( Even though I've seen this movie before I can't remember if Mickey died or not, I hope he does.

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oh no is the monster drunk

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