I’m gonna take all my money and buy jugs of hooch for the coming apocalypse.

#Monsterdon

These people have the right idea for how to deal with the apocalypse

#Monsterdon

Jada and Tim were made for each other. They need to get together.

#Monsterdon

Spawned in bilge water is crazy, but accurate lol!
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#Monsterdon What did i miss, and is that harlequinn?

#monsterdon He said "Bilge-water" because he's a sea-captain, remember?

granger is just having a great time and exhibiting absolutely no negative symptoms, maybe that radiation dose is just fine and you should be cooperating with him as part of the postapocalyptic council #monsterdon

How long until the fake drunks are dead?

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Dad's just a *little* judgey and I'm looking forward to the demise of all the men in this film.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Old guy going full prepper-matchmaker

Dude, you can't trust Mickey with a sandwich in his hand #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@bstacey Blake!! Oh I see, nevermind, and sorry about the Blake!! #Monsterdon

jimothy is always a lifesaver

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh good, drunk acting.

#Monsterdon

Class bigotry FTW!

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Good lord, are there really 26 minutes left of this thing?

#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Steve and Capt. Ramsey have this all figured out, haven’t they? They’ve even categorized the “stages.”

#Monsterdon

night filter, accursed

#monsterdon

Those footprints are just drawn in the dirt with somebody's finger!

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"spawned in bilgewater"!

#monsterdon

That is a v attractive bridge. I wish we'd spent more time on that shot. #Monsterdon

Poor ghoul dude, he didn't deserve to die. :blobfoxcry2:

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@paco might be already negative for me

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#monsterdon Ha, that was not an impressive jump.

I mean, I'd be impressed if I did it. But they framed it like it was going to be an exciting stunt.

"what do you want me to do for this scene, again?"

"idk, just like climb over these rocks i guess"

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Wasn't Matsuo one of the names in Akira?
No, I think that was Tetsuo?

@Violinknitter It's been almost 3 months, I think. #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

@Violinknitter Okay so he lied a little.

#monsterdon

Oh, that wasn't Granger. THAT's Granger. #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I can only assume a few months have elapsed... but time seems to have no meaning in this movie

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Has anyone noticed his slightly strange bone structure?

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@apLundell The Horta looked better #WrongFrancise #Monsterdon

grammar... also... mutated

#monsterdon

Look, a mutant doing radioactive dance
#Monsterdon

Oh uh hi Granger? #Monsterdon

How are they down to only two weeks of food already?

And how is Old Dude planning on giving pregnant people adequate nutrition????

#Monsterdon

"They wouldn't give me any food"
Well, did you keep looking at them with that eye?

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Granger is a weak little mutant.
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#monsterdon Leave him to me, he's hot, so sexy...

@trixter big same

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

So I'm wondering if, in good scriptwriting, there is some sort of rule of thumb about how often a character should say the name of the character they're directly addressing, Steve.

He likes rolling in the grass. It's his way.

#Monsterdon

Wait, if they only have two weeks of supplies, how does he think this "child bearing" thing is going to happen. Does he even know how women.... oh, wait, that does track with his prepperness.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Don't touch him, he's hot!"

Is he ever!

He's got a fondant eye

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The crickets are fine, it can't be that bad. Also, there appears to be a #SuddenStringSection very far away, but maybe getting closer?

It’s a morlock! Awww, he’s rolling down the hill, like it’s Little House on the Prarie.

#Monsterdon

Quick, finish him off so he can go to Sto'vo'kor!

#monsterdon

I always ask what my mother and Larry would say when someone wants me to be married by a sea captain.

#monsterdon

ol' cucumber eye won't be needin' food now

#monsterdon

It's okay if you knife the ass-butt, Jada. I doubt you're gonna run into the cops. Just give 'im a good ol' stab stab stab.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I know what would improve this movie now.

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

#monsterdon

Poor Jada. :((( Even though I've seen this movie before I can't remember if Mickey died or not, I hope he does.

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oh no is the monster drunk

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Only 20 minutes left guys, wrap it up.

Also I was wondering where Granger had gone, it feels like hours since we last saw him.

#monsterdon

We've barely even seen the monster but I'm rooting for him.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon Why does he need to be subtle about breaking into the supply shed? Just get something heavy and smash the lock.

Shundi has entered the ring

#Monsterdon

Them having arguments about monogamy when your group is so small that repopulation is going to be impossible without genetically dangerous levels of incest, even assuming people actually cross-fertilise as much as possible in order to maximise genetic diversity.

Big brain thinking there.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Who is that well dressed mutant?

The people want to know.

#Monsterdon

@Louisa i sure hope so!

#monsterdon

“M E, me!” Who wrote that?

#Monsterdon

Where we’re going we won’t need roads

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

hey there, smoothskin

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charming, every one.

#monsterdon

Can you please run out of supplies and put this movie to an end kthxbye

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

This is like Panic In Year Zero without everything but extra zero #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon Now scram before I whip some more beat poetry at you, lover!

Did someone forget to store a hazmat suit?

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@jonny 🎉 yeah seriously

#Monsterdon

MARTY! GET IN THE DELOREAN!
#monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Actually the sea captain marry people is a bit of a myth (at least in the USA). Captains are licensed by the Coast Guard. Also each state has their own requirements.
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That Jada is sassy.

#Monsterdon

Pretty sure Mickey was also the bad teen guy in The Beatniks #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

okay, so we have Past Relationship Drama...?

#monsterdon

Jada deserves better than this #Monsterdon

Well yeah Micky, you'd have to be on the rocker in the first place to be off of it.
#Monsterdon

Why do we need to have a conversation about our feelings while I'm trying to pull a heist. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

A present from the hood, lover!

Dude.

suddenly not sure i like anyone in this film

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "sometimes I have a feeling of doom"

... he says, 2 months after a nuclear apocalypse

Everyone's dead, but sure, we need a marriage ceremony before breeding. #monsterdon

The audio in this is pretty amazing.

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“This little gadget…”

Mickey, that’s a key. That gadget is a key.

#Monsterdon

Exotic Dancer. I knew she was good w/ people. #Monsterdon

WOW, Mickey is so shitty to Jada even though she clearly loves him. Mickey is such a fucking douche.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

“This little gadget”… it’s called a fucking key dude. A KEY. #monsterdon

Very important to have someone ready in case a marriage ceremony needs to be performed in an emergency

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We are at the "start cranking out children" phase of rebuilding society.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

OH, I love that. "I'll marry in a week." #monsterdon."

This film may be obscure, but I am beginning to think that it has an outsized influence on modern politics.

#Monsterdon

"Have you been listening to me?"

"Yes, dad. That's how I got stuck with these schmucks at the end of the world!"

#monsterdon

"They should bear children as soon as possible."

Oh here we go... besides what about the food probem you already have? How is that going to help?

#monsterdon

Have you been listening to yourself old man?
#Monsterdon

Quietest fight scene ever. The foley team must have been taking a break.

#Monsterdon

Dad: You can have children with Larry whe—if he comes back.

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What if they're not dead only a million years past your pathetic 'food' needs. #Monsterdon

duty now for the future

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I don't like this movie.