"It's just your imagination, you hysterical woman, you!"

🙄

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Wasn't Granger the character who was dead and wasn't he this young guy's brother?? Doesn't seem so broken up to find his brother dead.

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damn dirty apes

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“It’s just your imagination” #Monsterdon

The monsters are invisible and inaudible to men, clearly

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@paco #iLikeTOWatch #IYKYK #Monsterdon

i'm a woman, swimming and vulnerable!

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Oh that's a nice scream she's got. #Monsterdon

Like three steel claws?! Wolverine is in this movie 🤯 lmfaoo

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#monsterdon If that spring-fed pool is their only source of drinking water, should we be comfortable with them swimming in it?

"You and ginger are the new family now. The new Adam and Eve, just like in the Bible.
No other people, no other children, just your kids boffing each other for all of eternity
That's how it's going to be.
Pure."

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Granger! Dead. Steel claws! Like that monkey drawing!

I'm sorry, are you saying that sketch killed your brother? #Monsterdon

when are they gonna auction off the universe's last tube of tauron toothpaste?

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What's a steel quaw?

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like the old guy ... getting morals???

@ramsey Ma bell (Dad!) #Monsterdon

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wait where is this all meant to be happening it looks like new mexico rocks with georgia foliage but there's monkeys?

"Don't tell Joanna"

Errr… why not?

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Maybe it's just a long nap!?
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Brown turtleneck, brown shoes.

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She can talk with her mouth covered!
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No pressure, kid. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@xerozohar #RaisesHandSlowly #Monsterdon

SHUT UP, OLD MAN

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I think they're making old prepper dad do his own stunts. That cliff climb looked pretty rough.

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Oh noes. Jimothy is in danger. #monsterdon

Are they gonna put John down like a rabid dog? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I'm starting to think they spent all of the budget for this movie on fog machines and that just ate the entire budget for mics and audio.

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oh no not Grange

vik's vapour rub comes for us all sooner or later, steve

may as well be now

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grampa gonna get klingon'd

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Stage 5: dead

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@strangefour planting! #Monsterdon

Oh, I think he's already washed up #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

In the Year 2889... we haven't even made in into 1968

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He's got a case of the Mutagenic vapors. #Monsterdon

oh they had the generator in dialogue

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"Tim! Don't go into that fog!" *goes into that fog*

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"You'll be killed, sure, but there might be a downside" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon I sprained my ankle, but my trusty hiking wingtips will support me

I feel like I'm going into a fog, but it's just this movie putting me to sleep.

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@bunnyhero Well, it's not because of commercials :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

You know what would be handy if you were figuring out the risk of exploring outside of your supposedly safe valley?

The geiger counter.

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WTF was that shot about? The focus was on the deck chair and Steve’s torso, as he stopped there, head out of the frame.

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Beware of the fog, but follows him?

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@paco If a man is mauled in the forest and nobody sees it, does he make a scream? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

Fog! Oh fog! Do you have any whisky?? #Monsterdon

This feels like #FatherKnowsBest, but... bad.

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tim! that's how the fog ended! don't make the same mistake as stephen king!

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no

tim

don't go

nooooo

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#monsterdon "I had no idea, I didn't know he was an alcoholic"

C'mon addiction is the one disease where getting hollered at is the first line of treatment...

and holy shit Radek/Granger turned into Elmer Fudd "a wittle wabbit!"

Patio furniture courtesy of Pottery Barf. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon these guys have been drinking forest whiskey for like, two days?

Okay but when will the hydrophobia they've been hinting at come into play?

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The start of the new human race?It's Adam and Eve, not Joanna
and Steve!

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#monsterdon don't make the old guy climb the rocks, none of this is worth it

B Movie stands for Blue Filter
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@Binder You could do what I do? "Get offa my lawn!" --dad #Monsterdon

I also must have dozed off.

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They reused that cool eye prosthetic. Well done, props. #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb so that MIGHT be the one believable aspect of this dude’s prep. I have loose pipe tobacco, vacuum sealed and in a deep freeze, in 1lb blocks, a stockpile of tubes, and a machine I can inject the tubes with that’s low power enough to run off of battery I recharge with solar. Great for me as a smoker, but more importantly, great to crank out cigarettes for trade. #monsterdon

Plenty of cigarettes, but we gotta be careful with the food and God forbid anyone wanna drink alcohol in the wake of the apocalypse.
Smh 🙄

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Any scene now, the monster is going to pull aside the bushes and say "Very interesting. But stupid."

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@apLundell

If he was even hired in the first place

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Bubba is on a mission. Mutate in to whisky. #Monsterdon

Night of the Living Night Filter

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The women in this movie all look perpetually upset and who can blame them.

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"how was your nap"
"{exposition}"
(it's the day)
"goodnight"

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I bet all the fallout is concentrated in this valley, and "over the cliffs" is a paradise

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#monsterdon Sometimes when you're filming a movie, the lighting guy just forgets to show up.

@dogwelder Drunks are hard to kill! They're all rubbery and preserved even #ChecksNotes Fake drunks? #MonsterDon

This movie has the most sunbeams in day-for-night scenes I've ever seen

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Miru's version seems much further along than mine...

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@apLundell Part of her professional kit! #monsterdon
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Fog, famous for staying up.
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@ramsey If a hooch jug breaks and makes no sound is it really broken? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

To reconcile, he's going to have to do a striptease himself.

#Monsterdon

if a jug makes no noises does it actually smash?

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Is Mickey a straight edge fascist? #Monsterdon

I'll never survive the nuclear apocalypse if I'm not schnockered out of my mind!
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Why does this movie misses some sound effects completely?
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somehow i guess they had an endless supply of cigarettes and tobacco

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I mean, Timothy is right here, if he has a physical dependency on alcohol he's well and truly fucked now #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@neia They're certainly well stocked in hair product. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon So, that was her record? She travels with the record in case she needs to strip?

"That was fucking dumb if you want these people to fuck each other and have babies, you total cock-blocking moron."

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A drunkard who knows he's now counted among the walking dead. #Monsterdon

Temu Ann Margaret is doing a respectable job in this

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Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with that jug and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one

#monsterdon

Morale is flagging, captain.

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Scenes given up on: 2

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Let's break everything that's left in the world because I am biblically offended.

"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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how's he supposed to start a jug band now? #monsterdon

Ugh, they didn't even do the sound effects for the broken whisky jug.

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DAD, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! D:

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boo, he is 0 fun

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i'd say fire the foley team but there clearly isn't one

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(jug smashes)

*silently*

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