B Movie stands for Blue Filter
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I also must have dozed off.

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@Binder You could do what I do? "Get offa my lawn!" --dad #Monsterdon

They reused that cool eye prosthetic. Well done, props. #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb so that MIGHT be the one believable aspect of this dude’s prep. I have loose pipe tobacco, vacuum sealed and in a deep freeze, in 1lb blocks, a stockpile of tubes, and a machine I can inject the tubes with that’s low power enough to run off of battery I recharge with solar. Great for me as a smoker, but more importantly, great to crank out cigarettes for trade. #monsterdon

Plenty of cigarettes, but we gotta be careful with the food and God forbid anyone wanna drink alcohol in the wake of the apocalypse.
Smh 🙄

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Any scene now, the monster is going to pull aside the bushes and say "Very interesting. But stupid."

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a little...murderous rabbit?

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If he was even hired in the first place

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Bubba is on a mission. Mutate in to whisky. #Monsterdon

Night of the Living Night Filter

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The women in this movie all look perpetually upset and who can blame them.

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"how was your nap"
"{exposition}"
(it's the day)
"goodnight"

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I bet all the fallout is concentrated in this valley, and "over the cliffs" is a paradise

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#monsterdon Sometimes when you're filming a movie, the lighting guy just forgets to show up.

@dogwelder Drunks are hard to kill! They're all rubbery and preserved even #ChecksNotes Fake drunks? #MonsterDon

This movie has the most sunbeams in day-for-night scenes I've ever seen

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Miru's version seems much further along than mine...

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Weird, the jug made a smashing sound in my copy, y'all.

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@apLundell Part of her professional kit! #monsterdon
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Fog, famous for staying up.
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@ramsey If a hooch jug breaks and makes no sound is it really broken? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

To reconcile, he's going to have to do a striptease himself.

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if a jug makes no noises does it actually smash?

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Is Mickey a straight edge fascist? #Monsterdon

I'll never survive the nuclear apocalypse if I'm not schnockered out of my mind!
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Why does this movie misses some sound effects completely?
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somehow i guess they had an endless supply of cigarettes and tobacco

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I mean, Timothy is right here, if he has a physical dependency on alcohol he's well and truly fucked now #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon So, that was her record? She travels with the record in case she needs to strip?

@neia They're certainly well stocked in hair product. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"That was fucking dumb if you want these people to fuck each other and have babies, you total cock-blocking moron."

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A drunkard who knows he's now counted among the walking dead. #Monsterdon

Temu Ann Margaret is doing a respectable job in this

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Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with that jug and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one

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Morale is flagging, captain.

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Let's break everything that's left in the world because I am biblically offended.

Scenes given up on: 2

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how's he supposed to start a jug band now? #monsterdon

"Now I'll never make it in this town as an exotic dancer!"
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Ugh, they didn't even do the sound effects for the broken whisky jug.

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DAD, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! D:

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A better movie would have Jada shoot or stab Mickey here in this scene at the climax of her story.

Alas, the script just says [some bullshit happens and the next scene starts]

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25 more minutes

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i'd say fire the foley team but there clearly isn't one

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boo, he is 0 fun

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NOOOOOO Bubba's emotional support whisky #monsterdon

“(jug smashes)”

But it made no sound.

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(jug smashes)

*silently*

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apparently NO PARTIES

so now I think they might um, all have a good reason to off Dad, there

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I'm suffering from 500 Roentgens of CRINGE

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@dogwelder Just think only an HOUR to go?! #MonsterDon

ok but like that could have been antiseptic or something, c'mon.

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They couldn't afford the sound effect of a jug breaking?
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Broke the record for most broken jugs #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

She's so pretty. Why are they bored of her doing Burlesque... it's not disgusting

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I don’t hate the soundtrack #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Hit me with the blue spot daddy ‘cause I’m coming in with the clincher

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Aw John not the hooch. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh my now we have to endure white girl dancing drunk. Now I’d like a brewski
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You're never getting the whiskey smell out of that carpet.

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Drunk acting and now exotic dance stripping. Can it get cheesier? #Monsterdon

Oh no she was coerced into exhibitionism? Ugh. Mickey, you're a bad Daddy. #Monsterdon

Temu Ann-Margret

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Aunt Jada is drunk at the wedding reception again #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon don't break my jug! Not my LITTLE BROWN JUG!!! 😫

is the next scene going to be a baby crawling in the ceiling

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@strangefour only ~26 minutes left to go! #monsterdon
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Can we *please* just get to the part where the mutant kills them all?

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Ok, I like her silver sparkly knitted dress. That chevron lace is fun to knit

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This movie really has few redeeming qualities.

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@bunnyhero Mary J Bilge... water? #MonsterDon

I don't think anyone who worked on this movie had ever seen an "exotic dancer".

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Yeah, go get some yeehaw Timothy!!! Fuck Mickey Jada and yeehaw McGee should be a couple.

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@Taweret like...if you had to be in this movie wouldn't you be too? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

And a sexy dance number! This movie has it all!

Where does the electricity come from for the record player and lights?

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I would like to see Jada take it off. #Monsterdon

Maybe the year 2889 is when they produced this documentary about a doomsday pepper with terminal Dunning-Kruger syndrome.

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Wait who tf is Timothy and where did he come from?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So, maybe the hooch is their antidote?

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I wonder what the Seedpeople are doing right now?
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disco teens! or at least stripper disco teens, close enough #monsterdon

oh no (?) the youtube copy is muted here because of the music presumably

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Dad's got a hair-trigger reaction to every other guy there that usually jumps straight to killing them, and the only problem I have with that is that he isn't including himself #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"They start to whistle and shout, TAKE IT OFF!"

Yeah! Take the movie off!

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also since when has 'Jada' been pronounced 'Jah-dah' as opposed to 'Jay-dah'?

Radioactive whisk
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payback for all the ever-lovin' kindness

so, kill him, yes?

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Jada you ain't gotta do that, girl. :/

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So the faux Kurt Russell also has red hair? What a glowing future race this will be. #Monsterdon

I'm glad that these days, most media outside of silly creature features accept "stage 4" of excess radiation absorption isn't "invulnerability", but "you are now soup in skin"

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Oh no she's gonna use Bubba as a patsy. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon sippin on that shit that makes you giggle "eeee, eeeheeHEEEEE eeeeehhh" obnoxiously

"Spawned in blige water." Bruh, just call him white trash ffs. :blobfoxannoyed:

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Tim has a never ending whisky supply.

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"High as a silk hat on Sunday"

… no sir, I don't like it.

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I feel like a silk hat, and it's Sunday!

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@blue I miss my Grammar! #Monsterdon