“Why he was spared by the bombs I’ll never know”

BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW BOMBS WORK, YOU BRAINLESS PRETTY BOY!!!

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#monsterdon you can't reference the Ten Little Indians nursery rhyme, Agatha Christie already wrote that book

Steve handed the gun back to John pointing directly at John. What?! Does no one know how to handle a gun in movies?

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seriously will someone just please do the fisticuffs everyone deserves it and it doesn't cost extra for props or whatever

I mean, why not get in to premeditated murder in Eden? Who'll arrest you? #Monsterdon

@apLundell There's a pigeon in the watertank? I'd better go scrape the mold off the cheddar? Is this Fawlty Towers?! #Monsterdon (no no it isn't)

I'm torn between being happy that something actually happened in this movie and sad that it was one of the less deserving characters getting murdered

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#monsterdon who swims up to the edge of a pool, dries their face with a towel, then immediately dives back into the water

@Meadhbh Oh yeah this is a clunker. A tv movie remake of an already cheap bad movie with less budget and presumably the worse acting. There was some bad ones at the beginning of the year, but they have faded from memory. This is the worst of the year.
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Every #Monsterdon movie has one guy who stays alive a bit to long. Mickey is one of these characters
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The orchestra's playing sinister music outside. I should investigate.

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Old man sleeps armed
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe (singing) The water tasted bad for a week~
and they had to make do with gin
with gin
they had to make do with gin

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Where is my servant, Jada?

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@jonny 😆

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Connect the damn dots, Steve!

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John needs to go feral and eat Mickey's face off. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@Louisa

Giada

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Wild how rigor mortis set in immediately.

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Guy's such a tit that he's in the process of killing off any even remote prospect of humanity's survival.

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He's DEAD, Steve

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#monsterdon is it Joanna or Giada?????

oh fuck _you_ Mickey.

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Oh GREAT now no one can take a bath. Thanks, Mickey, you septic hazard murderer. #Monsterdon

Murder, that will help...

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Ya' know, none of the people in this movie are great. But it sure would be cool to see that thing in the woods decide to eat Micky.

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It's finally happened, fam.

We've found something worse than Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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also I have no idea how Jada swims in that hair

@Binder I'm rooting for mutant Larry to kill/eat Mickey soon. #monsterdon
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I um also have a few words for um...ugh.

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It's just hitting me how white all these people are. #Monsterdon

Jada, honey, he is a rapist and an awful human being, you deserve better. Fuck Mickey. :blobfoxangry:

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Thrill as people wander aimlessly through badly filtered woods for amost 70 minutes. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@dogwelder If they had to get this movie done over the course of a weekend it sure would explain... a lot... I think you may be on to something there. 😆

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@OliviaVespera They've probably had a bit too much to drink to appreciate? #Monsterdon

creep creep creep...

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We will make teenagers watch this film if it kills these swim suits. #Monsterdon

Look out, there's a monster behind you!

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Oh I see Mickey is the actual monster. He's such a crappy monster tho :blobcatglare: #Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole @_L1vY_ must be. #Monsterdon

Can something please kill Mickey already?

Is there anything deadly at all in these woods?

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#monsterdon there's still 15 minutes left?! This Movie Could Have Been a Segment on Creepshow

There's literally just two women left alive...
... and the dude has alienated one by trying to sexually assault her; and just told the other one, who he had an established relationship with, that he wants no part of her.

FFS, how many bridges you think you've got to burn, fuck-head?

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AZIZ, LIGHT

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WAIT THERE ARE TWENTY MINUTES LEFT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Once again the true hero is Jada #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's checking his pulse to see if he's excited. #Monsterdon

surely this ends mickey's tenure at the apocalypse mansion #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

No joke, this is one of the worst-made films I have ever seen.

Real World: Post-Apocalypse

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Oh, no, he was killed by another mutant!

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the 'tweedly deedly deedly' noise when he said 'I don't want any part of you'

I will take all the parts of Jada. #Monsterdon

Monster movie or soap opera?

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Will someone shoot Mickey already? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"You're cheap! A cheapy!"
"Chippi chippi chappa chappa..."

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See, Jada is the best character in the movie

And honestly, I don’t even believe her upset with Mickey. She’s got more life experience than that

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Jada just break his fuckin' neck

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Oh wow. This is painful.

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Great, Mickey is being a rapist again. Why the fuck doesn't he just fool around with the woman who ACTUALLY wants him. 🙄

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Homie, your options are limited af!

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Wow what a shithead. Can he get a comeuppance, please, movie? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They already had this conversation.

@apLundell No! But better than *bathing* in it as was suggested earlier!#monsterdon
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Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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So much film, so little ability with a light-meter
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Grange must have got wet.

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#monsterdon The best part of this film is the beautiful photography.

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wait didn't we establish this all in the last fight scene?

I imagine that the director was weekend housesitting for someone and said "Hey, I can make a movie here!"

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"Don't scream. I mean it."

Does anyone want a peanut?

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oh not again Mickey

(hey monster, please kill him)

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Mickey you rapist! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Something new? crotch critckets, bub.

This was a total smell-the-fart moment.

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oh I don't like this scene.

noooope.

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Thank goodness they have a geologist to cure rabies.

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@Violinknitter Is that a Faraday cage?! #Monsterdon

Giggles. Rent chins.

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What this movie lacks in research into what a post nuclear scenario would really be like, it more than makes up for with dullness and a lazy monster movie plot.

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go to hell elvis

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🌩 oops, here come certain nuclear death

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Think, Steve, think! Was there anything your brother Granger dreaded. Anything at all. Hold on, let's cue up the sfx to help you. #Monsterdon

rad-storm comin'

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@trixter Well nothing but the middle bits... at least, no probably not that either, nevermind. #MOnsterdon

Maybe they just have rabies.

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"In there! In the bushes!"
"Where?"
"In... bro did you not hear me say the bushess??"
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I say explode it.

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calling it, the monster is probably Larry #monsterdon

A man sized monkey is a man, not an ape. I remember that syllogism from the Ess Ayy Teas. #Monsterdon

Awww.....everyone is dead. Nobody will know if you had bastard children out of wedlock. Fucking prudes. #monsterdon

it's fucking happosai, she's right to scream

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You know, there’s a lot more swimming than I would have expected in the aftermath of nuclear war.

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Another case of competing movies fighting for supremacy.

Tense house psychodrama,
blue monster movie,
T&A bikini movie,

??

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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@georgieboy I can't tell Steve from Mickey when they're not standing right next to each other. #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889 p.s. the mutant is her fiancee, right? That's why it's telepathically talking to her but not the others?

some kind of...Ape-Man, you might say...

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This guy is such a control freak. Just trying to run everybody's lives. Joanna has been living with this guy for her whole life.

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