Grange must have got wet.

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#monsterdon The best part of this film is the beautiful photography.

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wait didn't we establish this all in the last fight scene?

I imagine that the director was weekend housesitting for someone and said "Hey, I can make a movie here!"

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"Don't scream. I mean it."

Does anyone want a peanut?

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oh not again Mickey

(hey monster, please kill him)

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Mickey you rapist! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Something new? crotch critckets, bub.

This was a total smell-the-fart moment.

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oh I don't like this scene.

noooope.

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Thank goodness they have a geologist to cure rabies.

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@Violinknitter Is that a Faraday cage?! #Monsterdon

Giggles. Rent chins.

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What this movie lacks in research into what a post nuclear scenario would really be like, it more than makes up for with dullness and a lazy monster movie plot.

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go to hell elvis

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🌩 oops, here come certain nuclear death

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Think, Steve, think! Was there anything your brother Granger dreaded. Anything at all. Hold on, let's cue up the sfx to help you. #Monsterdon

@wohali lolwat

That's so bizarre that the sound would be in some copies and not others

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rad-storm comin'

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@trixter Well nothing but the middle bits... at least, no probably not that either, nevermind. #MOnsterdon

Maybe they just have rabies.

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"In there! In the bushes!"
"Where?"
"In... bro did you not hear me say the bushess??"
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I say explode it.

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calling it, the monster is probably Larry #monsterdon

"Well, it looked like an ape. Kinda sexy, I guess. You know apes."

.............🤨

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Why have they not seen any radioactive birds yet? Mosquitos?

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A man sized monkey is a man, not an ape. I remember that syllogism from the Ess Ayy Teas. #Monsterdon

it's fucking happosai, she's right to scream

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Awww.....everyone is dead. Nobody will know if you had bastard children out of wedlock. Fucking prudes. #monsterdon

You know, there’s a lot more swimming than I would have expected in the aftermath of nuclear war.

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Another case of competing movies fighting for supremacy.

Tense house psychodrama,
blue monster movie,
T&A bikini movie,

??

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Someone really needs to trim those hedges around the "natural spring" pool. They gotta spend an hour getting leaves out of it every day.
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@georgieboy I can't tell Steve from Mickey when they're not standing right next to each other. #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889 p.s. the mutant is her fiancee, right? That's why it's telepathically talking to her but not the others?

some kind of...Ape-Man, you might say...

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This guy is such a control freak. Just trying to run everybody's lives. Joanna has been living with this guy for her whole life.

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"It's just your imagination, you hysterical woman, you!"

🙄

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damn dirty apes

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Wasn't Granger the character who was dead and wasn't he this young guy's brother?? Doesn't seem so broken up to find his brother dead.

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“It’s just your imagination” #Monsterdon

The monsters are invisible and inaudible to men, clearly

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@paco #iLikeTOWatch #IYKYK #Monsterdon

i'm a woman, swimming and vulnerable!

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Oh that's a nice scream she's got. #Monsterdon

Like three steel claws?! Wolverine is in this movie 🤯 lmfaoo

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#monsterdon If that spring-fed pool is their only source of drinking water, should we be comfortable with them swimming in it?

"You and ginger are the new family now. The new Adam and Eve, just like in the Bible.
No other people, no other children, just your kids boffing each other for all of eternity
That's how it's going to be.
Pure."

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Granger! Dead. Steel claws! Like that monkey drawing!

I'm sorry, are you saying that sketch killed your brother? #Monsterdon

when are they gonna auction off the universe's last tube of tauron toothpaste?

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What's a steel quaw?

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#monsterdon
like the old guy ... getting morals???

@ramsey Ma bell (Dad!) #Monsterdon

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wait where is this all meant to be happening it looks like new mexico rocks with georgia foliage but there's monkeys?

"Don't tell Joanna"

Errr… why not?

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Maybe it's just a long nap!?
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Brown turtleneck, brown shoes.

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She can talk with her mouth covered!
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No pressure, kid. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@xerozohar #RaisesHandSlowly #Monsterdon

SHUT UP, OLD MAN

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Oh noes. Jimothy is in danger. #monsterdon

Are they gonna put John down like a rabid dog? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's dead, Jimothy.

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oh no not Grange

I'm starting to think they spent all of the budget for this movie on fog machines and that just ate the entire budget for mics and audio.

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vik's vapour rub comes for us all sooner or later, steve

may as well be now

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grampa gonna get klingon'd

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Stage 5: dead

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@strangefour planting! #Monsterdon

Oh, I think he's already washed up #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's got a case of the Mutagenic vapors. #Monsterdon

In the Year 2889... we haven't even made in into 1968

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oh they had the generator in dialogue

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"Tim! Don't go into that fog!" *goes into that fog*

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Steve running around like a puppy dog to his master....

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"You'll be killed, sure, but there might be a downside" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon I sprained my ankle, but my trusty hiking wingtips will support me

"A minute? An hour? Does it matter? I've had the course."

"Look, Jim, I don't think Applied Entomology is going to help you out of this one."

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I feel like I'm going into a fog, but it's just this movie putting me to sleep.

#Monsterdon

20 more minutes until we can see the abrupt ending and be done with this

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@bunnyhero Well, it's not because of commercials :ms_eyes: #Monsterdon

You know what would be handy if you were figuring out the risk of exploring outside of your supposedly safe valley?

The geiger counter.

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WTF was that shot about? The focus was on the deck chair and Steve’s torso, as he stopped there, head out of the frame.

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Beware of the fog, but follows him?

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@paco If a man is mauled in the forest and nobody sees it, does he make a scream? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889 🎥🧻

Fog! Oh fog! Do you have any whisky?? #Monsterdon

This feels like #FatherKnowsBest, but... bad.

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tim! that's how the fog ended! don't make the same mistake as stephen king!

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no

tim

don't go

nooooo

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#monsterdon "I had no idea, I didn't know he was an alcoholic"

C'mon addiction is the one disease where getting hollered at is the first line of treatment...

and holy shit Radek/Granger turned into Elmer Fudd "a wittle wabbit!"

Patio furniture courtesy of Pottery Barf. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon these guys have been drinking forest whiskey for like, two days?

Okay but when will the hydrophobia they've been hinting at come into play?

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The start of the new human race?It's Adam and Eve, not Joanna
and Steve!

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#monsterdon don't make the old guy climb the rocks, none of this is worth it

B Movie stands for Blue Filter
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@Binder You could do what I do? "Get offa my lawn!" --dad #Monsterdon

I also must have dozed off.

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They reused that cool eye prosthetic. Well done, props. #Monsterdon

@chirpbirb so that MIGHT be the one believable aspect of this dude’s prep. I have loose pipe tobacco, vacuum sealed and in a deep freeze, in 1lb blocks, a stockpile of tubes, and a machine I can inject the tubes with that’s low power enough to run off of battery I recharge with solar. Great for me as a smoker, but more importantly, great to crank out cigarettes for trade. #monsterdon

Plenty of cigarettes, but we gotta be careful with the food and God forbid anyone wanna drink alcohol in the wake of the apocalypse.
Smh 🙄

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