Finally, the monster fully showed up *checks watch* 73 minutes into the movie!
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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WHat object will the monster have to show he's Larry?

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🎵Tale as old as time🎵

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"Here, give me your revolver, now take that 30 round Luger and use it on my daughter" Uhh

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It's some powerful radiation to change the color of the hair that's already grown!

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A Luger w/ a 30 round magazine. Okay. So you're saying he's a crappy shot. #Monsterdon

he wants the revolver under his _pillow_?

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Joanna walking alone in the forest at night. Cut to shot of the monster jumping out at her.

Editor's asleep in the bay. "Oh, shit, right, the jump scare sting! I almost forgot."

Better noticeably late than never?

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I seriously don’t understand why these people are freaked out about others outside but continue to insist on going outside for late night walks/swims.

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"if there's no other way, use that luger on joanna" ???????????
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"put your 'revolver' 😉 under my 'pillow' 😉 "

#monsterdon

Oh, great, the mental telepathy is catching.

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Who would have thought the biggest risk after a nuclear war would be being bored to death?

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He, is not, an animal

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They sure are getting their money's worth out of the fake night-in-the-day filter.

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She fainted into the monster's arms on purpose. She's trying to frame that mutant. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok Steve is definitely saying Joanna

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the girls in vampire movies wake from sleep this way. Hey, what if alien monster is her long lost fiancé? #Monsterdon

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A special luger?

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I haven't had a Bible quote in five minutes.. I'm feeling panicked..

Monster only want help?

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Beauty and the beast? #Monsterdon

But Steve, a man IS an ape! Hominidae.

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Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way
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I wonder how Larry's brothers Daryl and Daryl are doing

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So someone had access to the Morlock costumes from The Time Machine?

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@apLundell I was wondering the same thing, especially after the grab for the gun.

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@Violinknitter I think it's been used for other songs too 🤷

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@rickpelletier An idiot, or a cat that's also a human? #Monsterdon (oh a rhetorical)

#monsterdon Ooo... Is the monster going to turn out to be her fiance?

That'd be a good joke.

I paid for this blue filter we are fucking using it!
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Which again makes me think this was church money producing. #Monsterdon

Perhaps the happy ending is that mutants inherit the Earth. Carnivores or not, they certainly could not be worse than these people.
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(crickets chirping)

"Who brought the rocket, boys?"

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If the "monster" was any more Larry it'd be wearing a leisure suit #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@SnoopJ Look at God!

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They saved money by not doing, like, a voice over to indicate her telepathic exchanges. #Monsterdon

Oh sure the crickets get good mics.

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in the year 2889, alternate cut:
mickey threatens everyone at the first dinnertable meeting, is shot. roll credits over a montage of the rest of them setting up a farm and having kids and distilling a shitload of whiskey #monsterdon

This makes Das Boot look like an action movie.

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The Larry reveal! Is it a telepathic message? #Monsterdon

Every question in this movie can be answered with "who cares?"

8 minutes to go.

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@msh

We had our ration of roentgens

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@ricci Well, maybe if he put the seat down, for starters! #MonsterDon

Careful there movie. That's almost some effective under lighting. You might create a mood there. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@ramsey I haven't read it but this feels more like "And The Whole Time There Were None"

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The monster's Larry, isn't it? #monsterdon

maybe Joana's being called into the fog

and all the men left get to figure their shit out.

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The crickets really sell the effect

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@bunnyhero must be #Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Dude, you just told Steve to shoot him but then when you have the chance you don't?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@amyfou I stamped it when Jada got slapped. Does that count?

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MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THIS FILM STOP!!!!!

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@Crazypedia Gutless. Mickey might say, "All hat, no cattle." #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

I miss the Class of 1999

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Blink if you're being telepathically communicated with. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe So god? (It's been a while, I don't remember much of the good book) #Monsterdon

Joanna looks like she’s dressing for a visit from Dracula.

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#monsterdon maybe there's hope for the last 10 minutes..

Still wondering what Larry is up to

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Don't reference a better movie in your movie.

What a wonderful good girl sleeping garment. #Monsterdon

I guess the production budget also ran out of bullets after that first scene.

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how did joanna get zombified/hypnotized?

I hate that I actually know the melody to that song

Sheesh, they used to teach it to kids

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meanwhile the mutants have developed fully automated luxury radiation communism and are watching all this as a reality show

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@th0tleader just pointed out to me that he wasn't even in the pool & she could just swim away.

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Is that why he was so happy murdering 50% of the entire female population of the planet?

Because no-one made it clear to the guy that he can't just pop out of the valley and hit the bunny ranch?

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Mickey better watch it. John's let him off with the open threats of violence the last hundred times but THE NEXT ONE OH JUST YOU WAIT BUSTER

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#monsterdon how on earth does Tubi give this a TV-MA rating???

Fucking super, Yeehaw Timothy is probably dead, Mickey drowned Jada, and now Dad is most definitely dying. :blobfoxcry2:

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You monster, you would send a child to shoot him in the back, but you won't shoot him in the face when he tried to steal your gun.

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Shoulda shot him John. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I’m ashamed to have learned that racist song in elementary school.

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I think Mickey has been reading an Agatha Christie novel.

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Jada you already did the "you meant her" line.

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@goinfawr You'd think there'd be more brass holes! #DeadPanMode #Monsterdon

My gosh, this script and acting, its the top of the worst!
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Agatha Christie's Dr Strangelove. #Monsterdon

"How long until a guy can get out of here?"
"Well, the half-life of Strontium 19 is 10,000 years, so let's just say 'not in our lifetimes'?"

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@amyfou 😆

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First sensible thing John said...shoulda fed the bastard to the mutants ages ago #Monsterdon

we aren't going to get a humans v monsters battle are we #monsterdon

#monsterdon you can't reference the Ten Little Indians nursery rhyme, Agatha Christie already wrote that book

“Why he was spared by the bombs I’ll never know”

BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW BOMBS WORK, YOU BRAINLESS PRETTY BOY!!!

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Steve handed the gun back to John pointing directly at John. What?! Does no one know how to handle a gun in movies?

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seriously will someone just please do the fisticuffs everyone deserves it and it doesn't cost extra for props or whatever

I mean, why not get in to premeditated murder in Eden? Who'll arrest you? #Monsterdon

@apLundell There's a pigeon in the watertank? I'd better go scrape the mold off the cheddar? Is this Fawlty Towers?! #Monsterdon (no no it isn't)

I'm torn between being happy that something actually happened in this movie and sad that it was one of the less deserving characters getting murdered

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#monsterdon who swims up to the edge of a pool, dries their face with a towel, then immediately dives back into the water

@Meadhbh Oh yeah this is a clunker. A tv movie remake of an already cheap bad movie with less budget and presumably the worse acting. There was some bad ones at the beginning of the year, but they have faded from memory. This is the worst of the year.
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Every #Monsterdon movie has one guy who stays alive a bit to long. Mickey is one of these characters
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The orchestra's playing sinister music outside. I should investigate.

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Old man sleeps armed
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe (singing) The water tasted bad for a week~
and they had to make do with gin
with gin
they had to make do with gin

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Where is my servant, Jada?

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@jonny 😆

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