What a wonderful good girl sleeping garment. #Monsterdon

I guess the production budget also ran out of bullets after that first scene.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

how did joanna get zombified/hypnotized?

meanwhile the mutants have developed fully automated luxury radiation communism and are watching all this as a reality show

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I hate that I actually know the melody to that song

Sheesh, they used to teach it to kids

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@th0tleader just pointed out to me that he wasn't even in the pool & she could just swim away.

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Is that why he was so happy murdering 50% of the entire female population of the planet?

Because no-one made it clear to the guy that he can't just pop out of the valley and hit the bunny ranch?

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Mickey better watch it. John's let him off with the open threats of violence the last hundred times but THE NEXT ONE OH JUST YOU WAIT BUSTER

#Monsterdon

I swear it'd be possible to make a better shot-for-shot remake of a Corman film than this.

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#monsterdon how on earth does Tubi give this a TV-MA rating???

Fucking super, Yeehaw Timothy is probably dead, Mickey drowned Jada, and now Dad is most definitely dying. :blobfoxcry2:

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

You monster, you would send a child to shoot him in the back, but you won't shoot him in the face when he tried to steal your gun.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Shoulda shot him John. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

I’m ashamed to have learned that racist song in elementary school.

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I think Mickey has been reading an Agatha Christie novel.

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Jada you already did the "you meant her" line.

#monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@goinfawr You'd think there'd be more brass holes! #DeadPanMode #Monsterdon

My gosh, this script and acting, its the top of the worst!
#Monsterdon
#intheyear2889

Agatha Christie's Dr Strangelove. #Monsterdon

"How long until a guy can get out of here?"
"Well, the half-life of Strontium 19 is 10,000 years, so let's just say 'not in our lifetimes'?"

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@amyfou 😆

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First sensible thing John said...shoulda fed the bastard to the mutants ages ago #Monsterdon

we aren't going to get a humans v monsters battle are we #monsterdon

#monsterdon you can't reference the Ten Little Indians nursery rhyme, Agatha Christie already wrote that book

“Why he was spared by the bombs I’ll never know”

BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW BOMBS WORK, YOU BRAINLESS PRETTY BOY!!!

#Monsterdon

Steve handed the gun back to John pointing directly at John. What?! Does no one know how to handle a gun in movies?

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seriously will someone just please do the fisticuffs everyone deserves it and it doesn't cost extra for props or whatever

I mean, why not get in to premeditated murder in Eden? Who'll arrest you? #Monsterdon

@apLundell There's a pigeon in the watertank? I'd better go scrape the mold off the cheddar? Is this Fawlty Towers?! #Monsterdon (no no it isn't)

I'm torn between being happy that something actually happened in this movie and sad that it was one of the less deserving characters getting murdered

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

come on COME ON there's still time to turn this into Clue!

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#monsterdon who swims up to the edge of a pool, dries their face with a towel, then immediately dives back into the water

actually on John's side in this...

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@Meadhbh Oh yeah this is a clunker. A tv movie remake of an already cheap bad movie with less budget and presumably the worse acting. There was some bad ones at the beginning of the year, but they have faded from memory. This is the worst of the year.
#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Every #Monsterdon movie has one guy who stays alive a bit to long. Mickey is one of these characters
#Monsterdon

The orchestra's playing sinister music outside. I should investigate.

#Monsterdon

Old man sleeps armed
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@apLundell@timeloop.cafe (singing) The water tasted bad for a week~
and they had to make do with gin
with gin
they had to make do with gin

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Where is my servant, Jada?

#Monsterdon

@jonny 😆

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Connect the damn dots, Steve!

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John needs to go feral and eat Mickey's face off. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@Louisa

Giada

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Wild how rigor mortis set in immediately.

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Guy's such a tit that he's in the process of killing off any even remote prospect of humanity's survival.

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#monsterdon is it Joanna or Giada?????

He's DEAD, Steve

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oh fuck _you_ Mickey.

#monsterdon

Oh GREAT now no one can take a bath. Thanks, Mickey, you septic hazard murderer. #Monsterdon

Murder, that will help...

#Monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Ya' know, none of the people in this movie are great. But it sure would be cool to see that thing in the woods decide to eat Micky.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

It's finally happened, fam.

We've found something worse than Dracula, Prisoner of Frankenstein.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

also I have no idea how Jada swims in that hair

Foley by Alan Smithee.

#monsterdon

@Binder I'm rooting for mutant Larry to kill/eat Mickey soon. #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

I um also have a few words for um...ugh.

#monsterdon

@strangefour I don't partake in the double feature but I appreciate the invite! i just don't have the energy for two

#monsterdon

It's just hitting me how white all these people are. #Monsterdon

Jada, honey, he is a rapist and an awful human being, you deserve better. Fuck Mickey. :blobfoxangry:

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Thrill as people wander aimlessly through badly filtered woods for amost 70 minutes. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@dogwelder If they had to get this movie done over the course of a weekend it sure would explain... a lot... I think you may be on to something there. 😆

#Monsterdon

creep creep creep...

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@OliviaVespera They've probably had a bit too much to drink to appreciate? #Monsterdon

We will make teenagers watch this film if it kills these swim suits. #Monsterdon

THRILL! To the amazing silent swimming scene!

#monsterdon

Look out, there's a monster behind you!

#Monsterdon

Oh I see Mickey is the actual monster. He's such a crappy monster tho :blobcatglare: #Monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole @_L1vY_ must be. #Monsterdon

@klu9 I guess we can't rule it out but it would be odd for them to have cut out like three seconds of audio that probably has no music in it

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@JoeWynne @wohali Stay strong! Brave the baddest. Survive to see the double feature that is an actual good bad kaiju movie.
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Can something please kill Mickey already?

Is there anything deadly at all in these woods?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon there's still 15 minutes left?! This Movie Could Have Been a Segment on Creepshow

There's literally just two women left alive...
... and the dude has alienated one by trying to sexually assault her; and just told the other one, who he had an established relationship with, that he wants no part of her.

FFS, how many bridges you think you've got to burn, fuck-head?

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AZIZ, LIGHT

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WAIT THERE ARE TWENTY MINUTES LEFT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#monsterdon
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Once again the true hero is Jada #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

He's checking his pulse to see if he's excited. #Monsterdon

surely this ends mickey's tenure at the apocalypse mansion #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

No joke, this is one of the worst-made films I have ever seen.

Real World: Post-Apocalypse

#monsterdon

Oh, no, he was killed by another mutant!

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the 'tweedly deedly deedly' noise when he said 'I don't want any part of you'

I will take all the parts of Jada. #Monsterdon

Monster movie or soap opera?

#Monsterdon

Will someone shoot Mickey already? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"You're cheap! A cheapy!"
"Chippi chippi chappa chappa..."

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Jada just break his fuckin' neck

#monsterdon

See, Jada is the best character in the movie

And honestly, I don’t even believe her upset with Mickey. She’s got more life experience than that

#Monsterdon

Oh wow. This is painful.

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Great, Mickey is being a rapist again. Why the fuck doesn't he just fool around with the woman who ACTUALLY wants him. 🙄

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Homie, your options are limited af!

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Wow what a shithead. Can he get a comeuppance, please, movie? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon They already had this conversation.

@apLundell No! But better than *bathing* in it as was suggested earlier!#monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

Wait what? How old is the daughter? What is going on? Movie stop being so blue.
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@wohali
Hang in there! Later, you'll be able to say that you watched this year's worst movie...
from your padded cell.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

So much film, so little ability with a light-meter
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@diazona

I wonder if it was a Youtube copy with copyrighted music cutout that got propagated across other platforms

#Monsterdon