ed wood would've used these precious few minutes of larry footage better

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If by "tough" you mean stringy and gamey #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Oh Larry. These haunting vocals make me miss you so!

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I'd like a break from the song.

Yeah, the Harry Styles one.

...and the super racist one in this film

#Monsterdon

Can I root for the rain

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@paco He has standards.

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Again, Dad fails to shoot this jerk.

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Did he just say he was a coward like that was some sort of flex?
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@TerryHancock That might be the entire point.

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@pineheap shockingly, not a record for #Monsterdon

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jo-a-a-a-a-naaaaa

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Drum magazine on that Luger. Fantastic. #Monsterdon

Wait why is the movie suddenly all gothic? Is she going to meet a baby fawn in the woods?

#monsterdon

@healyn and whose fault is THAT, buddY?

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Chekov's pillow #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Nothing will ever compare to Slugs (1988)...

#monsterdon

Only one uterus left now. We must save it.

#Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

'Larry, give us a mutant monster movie for the T.V. package, but add some "Panic in Year Zero" stuff to class it up. You’ve got $25,000 and three weeks, hop to it.'

#monsterdon
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Nice to see those dumb drum clips and pistols are an age-old tradition.

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The irradiated people have been telepathically calling out to Joanna the entire movie, until the one time they decided to sneak up on her and grab her.

#Monsterdon

@jonny Yep, clearly killing off the ONLY WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD might be a necessary sacrifice for the good of...
... ?!

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I swear this guy is wearing a tie.
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Finally, the monster fully showed up *checks watch* 73 minutes into the movie!
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Why do you have a *special* Luger? How is it special? Why do you have a *special Luger* old man hiding in a house in the woods far from civilization?
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WHat object will the monster have to show he's Larry?

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🎵Tale as old as time🎵

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"Here, give me your revolver, now take that 30 round Luger and use it on my daughter" Uhh

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It's some powerful radiation to change the color of the hair that's already grown!

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A Luger w/ a 30 round magazine. Okay. So you're saying he's a crappy shot. #Monsterdon

he wants the revolver under his _pillow_?

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Joanna walking alone in the forest at night. Cut to shot of the monster jumping out at her.

Editor's asleep in the bay. "Oh, shit, right, the jump scare sting! I almost forgot."

Better noticeably late than never?

#Monsterdon

I seriously don’t understand why these people are freaked out about others outside but continue to insist on going outside for late night walks/swims.

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"if there's no other way, use that luger on joanna" ???????????
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"put your 'revolver' 😉 under my 'pillow' 😉 "

#monsterdon

Oh, great, the mental telepathy is catching.

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Maybe the dingo ate your baby. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Who would have thought the biggest risk after a nuclear war would be being bored to death?

#Monsterdon

He, is not, an animal

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She fainted into the monster's arms on purpose. She's trying to frame that mutant. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok Steve is definitely saying Joanna

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the girls in vampire movies wake from sleep this way. Hey, what if alien monster is her long lost fiancé? #Monsterdon

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A special luger?

Vampire Frankie got her

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

I haven't had a Bible quote in five minutes.. I'm feeling panicked..

Monster only want help?

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Beauty and the beast? #Monsterdon

But Steve, a man IS an ape! Hominidae.

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Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way
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I wonder how Larry's brothers Daryl and Daryl are doing

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So someone had access to the Morlock costumes from The Time Machine?

#Monsterdon

The dingo out there's got my baby!

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@apLundell I was wondering the same thing, especially after the grab for the gun.

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@Violinknitter I think it's been used for other songs too 🤷

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@rickpelletier An idiot, or a cat that's also a human? #Monsterdon (oh a rhetorical)

#monsterdon Ooo... Is the monster going to turn out to be her fiance?

That'd be a good joke.

I paid for this blue filter we are fucking using it!
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Which again makes me think this was church money producing. #Monsterdon

Perhaps the happy ending is that mutants inherit the Earth. Carnivores or not, they certainly could not be worse than these people.
#Monsterdon

OOOOOooooOOOooooo

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If the "monster" was any more Larry it'd be wearing a leisure suit #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

(crickets chirping)

"Who brought the rocket, boys?"

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Look at God!

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They saved money by not doing, like, a voice over to indicate her telepathic exchanges. #Monsterdon

Oh sure the crickets get good mics.

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@Violinknitter maybe don't look up the original lyrics of that song. They're that much worse.

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in the year 2889, alternate cut:
mickey threatens everyone at the first dinnertable meeting, is shot. roll credits over a montage of the rest of them setting up a farm and having kids and distilling a shitload of whiskey #monsterdon

This makes Das Boot look like an action movie.

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The Larry reveal! Is it a telepathic message? #Monsterdon

Every question in this movie can be answered with "who cares?"

8 minutes to go.

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@msh

We had our ration of roentgens

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@ricci Well, maybe if he put the seat down, for starters! #MonsterDon

Careful there movie. That's almost some effective under lighting. You might create a mood there. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@ramsey I haven't read it but this feels more like "And The Whole Time There Were None"

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this film could have been about the 29th Century, but no....we get Mickey the Pimp...

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The monster's Larry, isn't it? #monsterdon

maybe Joana's being called into the fog

and all the men left get to figure their shit out.

#monsterdon

The crickets really sell the effect

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@bunnyhero must be #Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱

Dude, you just told Steve to shoot him but then when you have the chance you don't?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

@amyfou I stamped it when Jada got slapped. Does that count?

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MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THIS FILM STOP!!!!!

#Monsterdon

@Crazypedia Gutless. Mickey might say, "All hat, no cattle." #monsterdon
#InTheYear2889

I miss the Class of 1999

#monsterdon

Blink if you're being telepathically communicated with. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe So god? (It's been a while, I don't remember much of the good book) #Monsterdon

Joanna looks like she’s dressing for a visit from Dracula.

#Monsterdon

Most hated Monsterdon Character: Mickey

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#monsterdon maybe there's hope for the last 10 minutes..

Still wondering what Larry is up to

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

Don't reference a better movie in your movie.

What a wonderful good girl sleeping garment. #Monsterdon

I guess the production budget also ran out of bullets after that first scene.

#Monsterdon

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how did joanna get zombified/hypnotized?

I hate that I actually know the melody to that song

Sheesh, they used to teach it to kids

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meanwhile the mutants have developed fully automated luxury radiation communism and are watching all this as a reality show

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@th0tleader just pointed out to me that he wasn't even in the pool & she could just swim away.

#monsterdon

Is that why he was so happy murdering 50% of the entire female population of the planet?

Because no-one made it clear to the guy that he can't just pop out of the valley and hit the bunny ranch?

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Mickey better watch it. John's let him off with the open threats of violence the last hundred times but THE NEXT ONE OH JUST YOU WAIT BUSTER

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I swear it'd be possible to make a better shot-for-shot remake of a Corman film than this.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon how on earth does Tubi give this a TV-MA rating???