#Monsterdon π β© βοΈ π£ π₯ π§ π§ββοΈ π§ π± viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)
This one was an all time stinker. Absolutely the pits.
@TerryHancock there's one last shot of Steve and Joanna holding hands and an ending card that says "The Beginning", but that's basically it.
Wut???
The Beginning? #Monsterdon
Shit, and not all the monsters died
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I hope we've all learned an important lesson of some sort or whatever
Wait, so who is left? Steve, Joanna, and radioactive fog dad? Anyone else?
Thanks for a fun time of Frogs: The End of the World
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πΆ In the yeeeeaaaaaar 2889
was a film from 1969
and iffn' monsterdon viewers stay alive
/hums a few more bars, I got nothin'
The Beginning (of the budget running out) #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
I'm supposed to be creepy but really I just have a red shirt.
wow, that was like the most room temperature glass of water of a movie i've ever seen in my life
You call it To beginning, I call it
-fin
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FINALLY!!!! Wait, that was the end of the movie??
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and we fucked off into THE BEGINNING
now let's forget this film ever existed.
actually, no, let's remember it's BAD and never watch it again.
Poor Larry. Poor plot. #Monsterdon
They didn't even walk into the ocean. Welp, thanks as always @Taweret
The movie just kinda stops after it rains... Fuck off movie!
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Mickey is pretty straightforward here. Not hiding anything. Maybe stop him before he kills again?
Well that was abrupt.
Those are the quietest gunshots I've ever heard.
A bunch of temporary monsters that die as the world recovers, sure. Could be good in a good movie
Oh thank god it's over
And suddenly over, as is tradition.
I'm thinking about how that poor radioactive chipmunk couldn't drink from his water dispenser... Poor Chipzilla.
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Noo! It needs to be the end!
oh FUCK you, movie
@jonny holy cow like that!
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Prepper dad sure is slow with his secret revolver.
I too was created to live in a contaminated atmosphere (the internet)
"It was Larry" noooooooooo REALLY?? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
FUCK NO!!!!!!!!
THATS IT? #monsterdon
#monsterdon this movie is so visually uninteresting I'm actually finding it hard to riff
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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It was Larry. I knew it!
Foley guy does it again.
Well, that was bad, wasn't it?
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#monsterdon lol what the FUCK
How DARE you end like that!!!!!!!
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"You see, your fiance was created to live only in a contaminated atmosphere."
Are the mutants made of the same stuff as the Wicked Witch of the West?
I must have done some terrible things in a previous life, to deserve watching that movie....
how on earth are we going to do this in 20 seconds #monsterdon
i feeeeeellll youuuu... joaaannnaaaa......
wait what?!?!? that's the end????!?!?!?!
This was some Academy Award worty monster acting.
The World's Stupidest Love Story.
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This guy is dripping Bibles and guns. Does he have a gun that turns into a bible?
It's afraid of chlorine, used band-aids and clogged filters, that's why it wouldn't go in the pool #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
I feel like Larry is the one calling to her. I am 9 minutes behind so may be woefully incorrect. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Maybe one of the all-time ineffectual movie monsters. It ate a rabbit and carried someone against their will for a quarter mile.
Wicked Witch of the Nuclear Wasteland
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@jsadow @bunnyhero That blackadder episode?! #Ducking #Monsterdon
ahnoo the tension is too high, the monster silently falling down on the ground dying because of the rain #monsterdon
Hmm, I wonder what the moist bones are up to...
The monster fucked off into the rain, John's probably gonna shoot Mickey and bring this thing to a halt.
zzz
omg dude stfu about the "Indians"
Wtf is happening on this movie?#monsterdon
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Wait, which atomic fiend? #Monsterdon
An atomic fiend is naturally repelled by pure water. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon "what are you thinking in that sick mind of yours?"
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that,
How did Cap'n jump from "it's pure water" to "it's afraid of pure water" - I walked away for a drink, did I miss some exposition?
"It's afraid of being interesting. This movie is *terrified* of being interesting."
@otheorange_tag @bunnyhero But "two men and only one gun" is.
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Poor atomic fiend
Pure Water (bad, REALLY bad)
βGo outside in the rain (and get soaked). Then Iβll test if itβll kill youβI mean, us.β
#monsterdon John told Steve to murder Mickey but can't do it himself lmaoooo
"That's why it wouldn't go in the pool!
"Well, that, and the urine-reactive paint marker I put in there..."
#monsterdon - oh it's the SG:Atlantis wraith
And of course this guy has a nazi officer's pistol, wonder how he got that
Pretty sure the mutant is Joanna's fiancΓ© like it makes sense though nothing else in this #Monsterdon does so who knows
THey couldn't even spring for proper gunshot sounds? A limp end to a lifeless movie.
#Monsterdon π β© βοΈ π£ π₯ π§ π§ββοΈ π§ π± viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)
Get me a sample of the rainwater instead of holding a gun on me.. SURE.
Someone called for nuclear death from above? β #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Monster: Lugar. Why it have be Lugar?
"Here' Steve, over here, in the Steve-drowning pool" #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
Water? It's weakness is fucking water? But radiation is coming down in the rain? Huh whu how... Was Signs a remake of this piece of shit?
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@bunnyhero I would say "that's a euphemism" but I really really don't want it to be. #Monsterdon
The telepath monster is Larry, yeah?
Two minutes until this ends and blessed peace!
Afraid of the radioactive water, you don't say....
Some Monsterdon movies turn out to be unexpected gems.
Alas, this is not one of those cases.
Over here steve. Youβre shooting at the monster steve!
Just stand in water for all eternity. Genius!
What is going on here? Why did it set her down and run away? This movie is so weird.
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION, as the monster ambles towards them and they stand in a pool of water #monsterdon
it's not often that movies try to achieve the pacing of the real world.
but we can consider this an excellent example of why you should not do this.
Why is it in a suit jacket? Is this business Dave the radiation monster? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889
#monsterdon why do so many movie monsters do the "scared toddler" run? Imitating Lon Chaney?
Joanna picked a bad time for a nap.
Here Steve, let's stand in the water when there's lightning!
What an awkward escape. #Monsterdon
Who's worse? Mutant in the forest? Off brand evil Corey Feldman? Grandpa who's trying to arrange marriages and eugenics?
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oh no the poor monster can only zigzag run
Come on, rain! Come on! Pour down on these people! Wash them away!
why in the world is the sacred weapon a pistol with that goofy ass drum magazine, could props not find a rifle? #monsterdon
"They'd be tough, like me."
Dude, two seconds ago you said you were a coward.
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AIP's 1950s special effects technician Paul Blaisdell, was channel surfing when he saw something that shocked him.
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