E=MC2 is not fully understood.

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e=MC whatever... NEVER BEEN CALCULATED. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Joanne is my favorite character. She's so kind and thoughtful. Poor thing is grieving and then turtle neck guy is essentially telling her to get over it. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

"True force has never been understood" #Monsterdon

It's life, Gramps, but not as we know it.

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I think this is how the old guy flirts. #Monsterdon

This reminds me of DEVIL GIRL FROM MARS without the dom, in that it's mostly assholes talking to each other about stuff I'm not super interested in

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I don't think canned meat is gonna cut it for water hating meat craving "Old Yeller" dude #Monsterdon

yawn

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I said stop sciencing!

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"Yes, I know" I love that he got called on info dumping. #Monsterdon

"You _worked_ for an oil company the"

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A magical force called .... atmosphere.

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The target audience for this movie probably *does* need an explanation of what 49-47 is

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

The music won't help them survive. Or me.

Yall couldn't get a better character actor to be the old man? He's the most wooden of a wooden cast.
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Is this whole flick just everybody hitting on Steve? #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

#monsterdon timestamp 14:00 in for dude providing important exposition while fingering a waldorf salad.

I and I alone have the can opener

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"What's the matter?"

"I just read the rest of the script."

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@paco Can I ask what stream your'e using? Mine is so blurry.

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Mmmmmm Canned Beef

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Okay the reflection in the piano is cool. Good blocking, nice attention to foreground. #Monsterdon

That's a totally normal reaction to hearing a theremin.

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Larry's coming back as a radioactive cannibal, isn't he? Chekov's Larry.

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Her fiancé didn't get the phone call in time

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@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net I don't think we're that lucky 😬
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"Oh, that guy? Larry? Yeah, my bro ate him as a snack on the way here."

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"Your brother?"
My financier; he was supposed to show up w/ all my jewelry & gems yesterday. #Monsterdon

That was a hilarious joke. (idk)

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Oh, is he beginning to turn in a radioactive cannibal?
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"friend of the family" is not mutually exclusive with being married

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maybe this will turn into Clue (1985)

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Did he order raw meat?

Well, if the radiation doesn't get him, the E. Coli will.

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Chekov’s carving knife

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You can't stay here. You'll mooch off me. #monsterdon

Are they MARRIED? Dude, stop being so SQUARE. Everybody ELSE is dead. Probably. I mean, mostly. Assuming your instrument are at all accurate. #Monsterdon

And her act is trying to open a briefcase

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"You might call us partners in crime. And by crime, I mean bank robbery."

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"Now you know why she can't work with a fan."

Both meanings of that word fill me with dread.

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The radiation turned him into a Gremlin!
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"I need fresh meat. Raw meat."

He's so chill and matter-of-fact about this.

Finally, an "explanation" for how at least some of them found the house.

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Me: "You know the socks are awfully clean in this apocalypse."

Housemate: "It's an apocalypse not an a-sock-alypse."

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Too much radiation = insatiable need for ceviche

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#monsterdon There's water in meat. But anyways…

Craving delicious raw meat. No red flags there. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889

Fresh meat. Raw meat. No water! #Monsterdon

alright this guy's like the equivalent of infected obviously

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#monsterdon no water, just raw meat please

Raw meet....
Yeah, that's cool!
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Ooh, there's the setup for the flesh eating radiation monsters. 🧟‍♂️

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"I'll be okay just the way I am"

Hmm. Are you a doppelganger, sir? #Monsterdon

@pineheap oh I hope so

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No water?! uh oh, someone get the shotgun and the shed

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#monsterdon huh, after severe radiation poisoning my brother just wants raw meat and no contract with water, but I'm sure it's fine

I need RAW MEAT #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow You can tell it’s an old movie because the model is made of paper mache. #Monsterdon

You know, brains. Still alive and thinking.

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"I have the keys to the store room. Only I and I alone will decide when we eat food and how much." Good job putting a target directly on your back, Dad.

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Who up soakin' up 700 Roentgens?

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..I come from down the valley with a banjo on my face

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So he's a hydrophobic cannibal?
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That food order is not concerning. Not concerning at all.

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What are the odds that all these strangers would show up within minutes of each other?

Pretty slim I bet.

Probably the same odds as a guy having a miniature model of his property so he can explain the situation to said strangers.

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well, brother here looks a little pasty, but HEALING

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#monsterdon I do like how the dad actor brought his A-Game Clutch Cargo line reading to the production.

Is that toothpaste plastering his face. #Monsterdon

Daddy, are you a robot?

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Captain Ramsey (Neil Fletcher) anticipates Howard (John Goodman) in 10 Cloverfield Lane lol

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I have a feeling one of them is gonna shoot the other before the end of this.
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Dad here would totally leave the other ships behind and keep fighting the Cylons.

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As ridiculous as the premise is, I think their counts of roentgens etc is actually... reasonably accurate?

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Counterpoint: humans *are* animals

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Mutiny is already starting. This will not end well.

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Grandpa, maybe don't tell everyone where all the food is and that all they have to do is snag your pistol and they'll have whatever they want

This sequel to Tom Cruise's "Oblivion" isn't what I was hoping for.

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Dad's been looking forward to his own private dictatorship.

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And this is why you should always include mutual aid and community support in your catastrophic emergency planning.

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"What other forces?"
"Don't worry about that, kitten"
"okay ❤️ yay ❤️"

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"What other forces?"

"You being an asshole, for one."

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it's a very very very fine house
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if we don't let other forces destroy us

no, no, it's called dark forces and it was released in 1995 for dos and macintosh

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I'm still not sure how all these strangers found this one house in the middle of a crater with no other houses nearby
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“As long as it doesn’t rain”

Judging by the not-desert outside, I’m guessing the rain is gonna come pretty quickly #Monsterdon

We're going to draw straws to find out which of you lucky two get to stay here w/ me, since I own the house. #Monsterdon

What other forces?

Liberals

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Food for three people for how long?

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his solution was "live on top of a volcano"?

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Such a bad lead actor. But, let’s get this exposition out of the way… #Monsterdon

I wonder what the other forces are up to

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#Monsterdon 📅 ⏩ ⚛️ 💣 💥 🧟 🧟‍♀️ 🧌 😱 viewing of 'In the Year 2889' (1969)

A die-o-rama.

I went through an entire bushel of broccoli making this map

#monsterdon

Okay I know everybody wants to dunk on the diorama but this justification for why the house is a safe place is actually quite good IMO

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He's given this little presentation of his model landscape so many times. So polished. So well paced. #Monsterdon

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He has an architectural model.
And a long exposition lecture.
Cool.

"There are no radio signals from anywhere in the world."

How do you know that exactly?

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I have the keys to the storeroom, if you need to know who to club in the middle of the night.

I find this explanation very, very plausible. #monsterdon

Oh he's into miniature dioramas. I hope we get Kaiju style diorama damage later. #Monsterdon #InTheYear2889