An elephant gun ALWAYS comes in handy #monsterdon

"monster? we're british, you know."

priceless.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

The magnifying glasses are a trope for all of the other eye-related tropes. This is a deep movie.

#Monsterdon

[me asking a totally normal question that a totally normal human would ask]
Earth gravity, do you know how to overcome it?

#monsterdon

"What if one of you is the monster?"
"Monster!? We're British."
I love this unintentional double meaning gag.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

So I get why being posessed by the alien gave our boy Magic Red Eyes, but why the hand, too? #Monsterdon

I'm feeling such kinship with that snoozing woman right now... lol

#Monsterdon

First time I've ever seen Tsiolkovsky's name anglicized as Chelkovsky, subtitle author was unfamiliar with that one I guess

#Monsterdon

BUDDY SYSTEM ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

#monsterdon

Is Telly flirting with the old guard? What is going on here? #monsterdon

GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF MY BRAIN YOU DAMN DIRTY

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@Bluedepth It's just a very large animated gif in there #monsterdon

🚆 TRIVIA EXPRESS 🎞️

TELLY Savalas only had a short segment of the film, for which he was paid $22,000. Most of his performance and dialogue was improvised.

He used the cash to get a seven-year lease on a West End apartment for his then girlfriend.

🦖#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Man don't TELL THE ALIEN about THE MOON SHOT #Monsterdon

Wait apparently this wasn't science-y enough already, now they have to bring gravity into it

#Monsterdon

We know who loves him baby tonight

#monsterdon
#HorrorExpress

There's four cars.

The private car.
The Dining Car.
The luggage Car.
So that leaves exactly one sleeper car?

All those people, except the count and countess, are in ONE sleeper car?

How is that possible?

And where are they preparing the food?

#monsterdon

...is Telly Savalas in a sex cage

#Monsterdon

The Okhrana tries to get the cable working. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon You'd think our creature would want to get off the train. What's the point of all this.

IT'S TERRY SEVALAS EVERYONE!

#monsterdon

"You should tell everybody to stay in pairs"

*immediately goes off on his own*

#Monsterdon

@amyfou She is now #monsterdon

Eyes, brains, body-jumping

I'm confused

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Spouse, on shaggy guy: “Oh, he’s not Rasputin, he’s Renfield.”

Wild that it doesn't occur to them to check THE ONE GUY who SURVIVED an attack. #Monsterdon

the director: we need a bunch of close up shots of shots of eyes to drive the point home

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I want-a to help! I serve-a da fossil! It's-a me, Italian Rasputin!!!

#Monsterdon

the werewolf cop and the rasputin guy buddy cop comedy, 6 extremely misguided episodes before cancellation produced by netflix #monsterdon

@strangefour Cushing unexpectedly cute in this movie. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Man, this thing can't de-wrinkle brains fast enough. #Monsterdon

so see, the frozen monkey came to life and went around koala braining people and making their eyes bleed and that's why the one guy's eyeball has pictures of dinosaurs in it. because that's science

#monsterdon

Looks like the monster learned how to do sick burns from Ms Jones #monsterdon

Heh, Rasputin jumping to Team Evil at a whim :P #Monsterdon

:ohno: that lady was the smartest person on the train and now she is smoothbrained! This train is truly cursed now #Monsterdon

"What's the fuss?" he says, in a compartment with four corpses in it #monsterdon

I'VE BEEN LOOKING SO LONG AT THESE PICTURES OF SPACE...I CAN ALMOST BELIEVE THEY'RE REAL

#monsterdon

So, that's where Alan Parsons got the idea for Eye in the Sky.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@WhiskeySailor Want to grow!

Up to be!

Be a debaser!

#monsterdon

Wells, Saxton, and the Countess
Wells, Saxton, and the Countess
Wells, Saxton, and the Countess

Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea

#Monsterdon

Confederate general facial hair lookin ass #monsterdon

No need to kill you because you know nothing. Harsh insult.

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon “Are you going to kill me?”
“There’s nothing in your head worth taking.”

Damn, movie has some decent dialogue.

LMAO PUJARDOV GOT ROASTED BY NEW MONSTER GUY

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon MONSTER DISAPPROVING GLARE ATTACK

There aren't that many people on this train, at this rate we're going to run out of characters before the end of the film.

That priest changed sides *SO* quickly #Monsterdon

Open fires on trains? No problem!

#monsterdon

RIP to Miss Jones, no likeable characters left in this movie.

#Monsterdon

"Oh, there's nothing in _your_ head of any use"

accurate

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A thousand rubles for an eye?

so that's, what, $US0.00084?

#exchangeRateHumor

#monsterdon

@strangefour I'm getting pretty tired of these muthafuckin' Things on this muthafuckin' train. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

nonsense, the eye of SAURON

#monsterdon

The adventuring party of Archeologists and doctors are slowly picked off by the monkey mummy monster of this Call of Cthulhu supplement.The Rasputin player had sided with the creature just to fuck with everyone else.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Old lady has a Kathryn Janeway accent and I'm here for it.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I thought you said there were no werewolves in this... oh okay

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I'm pretty sure just reading #monsterdon toots as they scroll by in my timeline is even more entertaining than actually watching it.

#monsterdon old timey fake science is fun in these movies

Look, we bought all these sheep eyeballs, we ARE going to film stabbing every one of them

#Monsterdon

Okay, so is the monster an alien? Or did it munch on some alien brains?

Did this movie hypothesize aliens before they got hyped up in the 90's?

#Monsterdon

Countess Barbie got all sliced up

#monsterdon

80% of the budget went to ear splitting train sounds #monsterdon

<<Priest makes off with the eye >>

#monsterdon

AAAAAA HE ACTUALLY GRABBED IT

GO RASPY GO

POP THAT THING INTO YOUR MOUTH LIKE A BIG OL' CHERRY

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I don't think the exterior shots of the train have enough cars.

There must be a private car, a dining car, the kitchen, the luggage car and at least one passenger car....

That's five cars plus the engine and the tender. #monsterdon

GOT ME A MOVIE
OH HO HO HO

#monsterdon

How much d'you think Rasputin gets paid by the Count to walk around being prophetic at people? #Monsterdon

Rasputin guy is disbelieved. He doesn't like the monster, though. Uh-oh. Bad times at Rasputin High coming up.

#Monsterdon

So is the Big Bad evil? Or an alien? Or both? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

It's not a Hammer film but the images in the eye fluid is SUCH a Hammer device. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

... and we're strongly suggesting the Monster is extraterrestrial.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

EAT IT RASPUTIN

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Yeah, this monster is feeling increasingly lovecraftian

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Don't call Alien's 'satan' you nazi, you look just as fucked up to them.

(the toy train set is cute)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon God this is so gross.

there's a whole fuckin childrens illustrated encyclopedia of dinosaurs in this blood!!!!!! #monsterdon

teevee is stored in the eyeballs

#monsterdon

wait why are there dinosaurs now??? #monsterdon

Eyeball fluid is a viewmaster!
#monsterdon

Optography is such a great gimmick for a murder mystery.

It's such a shame that it's just Victorian era flim-flam.

#monsterdon

is it actually necessary to saw off the top of the skull of everyone the monster kills?

#monsterdon

THERES A PICTURE OF A GUY IN THE BLOOD!?!?!? #monsterdon

Apparently the monster like to checkup on the brain cap hinges
#monsterdon

<spooky hand opens dead redhead's skull>

"S'allright?" "S'allright!"

#Monsterdon

wait, it was in Space now?

#monsterdon

The monster's favorite song is, "I Only Have Eyes for You".

#Monsterdon

"It's retained in the fluid! Homeopathy is real!" #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial sadly I think Bechdel is unlikely now #monsterdon. Less chances anyway

"What do you expect to find in the eye fluid" Well it's Russia so I'm guessing vodka. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

trigger warning for graphic eyeball puncturing i guess

#monsterdon

Even hardened steel is only an 8 on the Mohs scale. Diamond is a 10, it's the *definition* of the top of the scale.

#Monsterdon

"That formula is safe up here." *Taps brain*

Well, lucky for you, you're in a movie with a brain-slurping monster who would love to snack on that knowledge.

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 "Which one is peter cushing? All these white guys look the same"

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Ooh, we have a miraculous new alloy?

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

This train appears to be about a quarter mile long, judging from all these sets #monsterdon

"Man, I got so smooth-brained tonight I forgot to watch #monsterdon"

Ooh yeah if it can suck people's knowledge through their eyes the monster DEFINITELY went to grad school at some point (or sucked the brains of someone who did, same thing)

#Monsterdon

"Now that it's dead" Well that seems like unwarranted wishful thinking. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

????????????? #monsterdon

The monster's going to osmose its way into becoming a femme fatale

#Monsterdon

Explain it to me like I'm a cop :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon