"it's a neural net absorber. a thinking apeputer"

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Penny… knock knock knock… Penny…knock knock knock…Penny #Monsterdon

"I'm only a policeman, I don't have an education."

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

No! don't look at the ape's pilot light, countess! #monsterdon

yes the first thing i do when i wake up is examine my hands. normal behavoir

#monsterdon

Wow, the bodies sure are starting to stack up!
If only there were a cop, or a cossack, to crack wise, womanize, drink hard, and solve crimes!

If we have room in the budget, he can have a lollipop, too

#monsterdon

🚆 TRIVIA EXPRESS 🎞️

When Peter Cushing arrived in Spain for filming, he went to the producer and told him that he could NOT do the picture. It was too soon after his wife's death.

Christopher Lee convinced Cushing to stay on by reminiscing with him about the previous movies they'd worked on together.

Christopher Lee supposedly slept in same bed with Peter Cushing during filming to calm his night panics due to his wife's death.

🦖#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@forestine @ottaross Took me a while to catch on too

#Monsterdon

Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing can make any nice monster seem mean. I'm rooting for the monster. Everyone else is an idiot.

#Monsterdon

Oh. The ancient monkey mummy is not immune to bullets. But he can hypnotize a man with mutton chops?
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

He's only _mostly_ brain dewrinkled. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@Configures @bunnyhero truly aspirational, someday that will be my evil
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

What was ape man doing to him exactly? #Monsterdon

I think this thawed ice man is actually a Terminator. The red eye proves it.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

*another gruesome murder occurs*

We're going to need a bigger train.

🦖#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Well RIP one love interest. Sorry Cushing, no taste of strange thing on a train for you.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@bunnyhero I think the evil prevented the chalk cross from being drawn on the canvas outside the box. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

to be clear, the wrinkles on a brain aren't just like... wrinkles... they are like centimeters deep and uh important neuroarchitectural features of the human brain so... the monster is actually an extremely potent neurogenic monster and that ability needs to be clear in the canon #monsterdon

I actually like the concept of how this monster steals your memories. That explains how it learned to pick locks and carry a tune.

#Monsterdon

@allanb SCIENCE

#Monsterdon

Wow they are really lingering on this lady's brain smoothing procedure. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Pole driven.

what alarm is that, and can I get it in my car? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

The train is so smooth. No jostling.
#monsterdon

@xerozohar Waiting for Lupin the 3rd to show up #Monsterdon

everyone's a rogue on this train #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic Rasputin may be right some of the time, but we can never trust him. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#Monsterdon At least she hasn't started singing Anything Goes in Chinese.

Yeah this is definitely not how brains work but I'll allow it. #monsterdon

personally, i think we should call ape man "the brain smoother" from now on

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@bunnyhero How much would you pay! But wait! Act now and we'll throw in a pocket fisherman! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I'm expecting an attack in the bathroom. But sadly, since it's not 1980s, there won't be gratuitous boobs. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Remember, kids, get your brain drained and cerebellum changed every 5000 miles.

@brooke I can understand that. This movie is sure smoothing mine. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

i wouldn't mind riding on a really swanky old timey train if there was just like a normal murder mystery going on

i don't wanna get attacked by a monster that makes your eyes bleed and gives you koala brain tho

thats where i have to draw the line

#monsterdon

OH SHIT, IT'S MEDICAL MECHANICA THEY'RE GONNA IRON OUT THE WRINKLES SO YOU CAN'T THINK #Monsterdon

Evolution is immoral? What is this, Kentucky? #monsterdon

#monsterdon “Can you tell me how he died?”

Stupidly.

"What's so special about this brain?"

"head empty, no thoughts"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon @k8eb's horror mounts to new heights as each fresh hairstyle up-do and blue dress shows up, I do believe she just shrieked a squirrel off the windowsill

#Monsterdon what…is SHE WEARING?!!! The costume designer isn’t even TRYING!!!!

Ma'am, please don't barge into people's rooms and ask them about their bone boxes. #Monsterdon

OH MY GAWD, this head is full of ideas! #monsterdon

lol, hideous classism from the Lee's character there!

#monsterdon

Sawing skull is as bad as fingernails on chalkboard

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Let's saw out the brain

#monsterdon

"What is he doing?"
"Trepan."

None for me, thanks, I had a sandwich already. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon “I shall need your assistance.”
“At your age I’m not surprised.”

SHOTS FIRED.

@jonny There's an ape/human that was supposedly a fossil but is actually alive, knows how to pick locks, and has evil red death vision

#Monsterdon

The guy who invited himself to the table and got familiar with the lady is giving this guy’s vibes, hopefully that doesn’t bear out.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Oh sure, bring genetics into it #monsterdon

It's the eye of that fish ... it reminds me of something.

"It's boiled."

No, I think the soul of the fish has been drawn out through its eyes. I've seen this before.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

dead guy looks like he's going to sit up and scream at any moment

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

okay "It's an autopsy!" "Oh, well that's different"

I like her

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

It's boiling their eyes from a distance! Brutal use of ice age microwave technology! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

"What are the symptoms?"
"He's dead!"

So why do you need me? Bill him and call me in the morning. #Monsterdon

I'm getting a little lost on which one of these interchangeable white guys is our James Bond equivalent

#Monsterdon

👀 TELLY SAVALAS WATCH
For #HorrorExpress

30' Expected him before now. 😠

🦖#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon “This fish is looking at me very suspiciously.”

@RamenCatholic@mindly.social It reminds me of the aliens from Earth 2 back in the early 90s.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

that train is only like 3 cars long? how is there room for dining car and baggage car and about 400 private suites? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I was not expecting a shaved Wookie on the #HorrorExpress

how much was the budget for shitty white bleeding eye prosthetics?

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Hey wait. I was promised Telly Savalas. What gives movie? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon I guess you could say that the monster… punched his ticket.🎟️

Never run with a bayonet. Someone could lose an eye!
#monsterdon

Looking at the dining car, it's not a bad way to cross a continent, is it?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Spouse: “Worst episode of Scooby-Doo I’ve ever seen.”

My mom, when the evil monster paws at the children "Ooooh! Children! Yummy!" #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Tasty children for ape thing #monsterdon

That is clearly not “Frozen Caveman Lawyer”…#Monsterdon

I feel like they should do a remake of this on one of those double-decker airplanes. #Monsterdon

this is your train operator speaking. not to freak anybody out, but we have a ape man red eye thing on the train

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

"It's alive it must be!" Well that a quick bit of acceptance. Usually there's at least 20 to 30 minutes of denial. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

By 1906 every transcontinental train included a full-time Poirot impersonator on staff. #Monsterdon

@brooke My Preciousssssss #monsterdon

Konev's axe technique is shockingly efficient

#Monsterdon

Oh come on, that is no swing #monsterdon

NO NOT MY DISCOUNT TARDIS

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#Monsterdon I bet he’s got a mankini under those robes. ;)

#monsterdon Blue.

what is your fascination with my forbidden crate of mystery?

#monsterdon

Uh dude that's not how you threaten someone with a bayonet

#Monsterdon

Smart monster - it relocked the crate.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

by whom or by WHAT? #monsterdon

SOMEBODY wrapped the crate back up. From INSIDE THE CRATE. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

so much blurring

#Monsterdon

Snowpiercer .... six cars long.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

"There's a stink of hell on this train. Even the dog knows it."
That is a really great line there Rasputin.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

YouTube cutting in with an ad for Tubi. 🤨#monsterdon

Oh hey, Rasputin, er, the priest whose name I didn't catch, got on the train after all! Will he save them all? #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

not-Rasputin is such a downer. tell her she looks cute no matter what she wears and move on. #monsterdon

I will calmly watch the monster breaking free ... oops! Soul sucked out through the eyes, turning them into easy-over poached eggs.

And the monster whistles.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Dogs always know when something is up

#monsterdon

The monster does a lot of eyeball gags

#monsterdon

definitely red a little too much into that didn't he

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Creature was last alive 2 million years ago, but now it knows how to pick lever locks. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Its the lock picking lawyer.

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Good thing they teach lock picking at ice man university.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Did the corpse whistle back at him?

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress