Christopher Lee does look like he's about to crush something with his bare hands every time he strides forward. #Monsterdon

Poached eyes #monsterdon

goodnight >:(

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WHY DID RASPUTIN GET ON THE TRAIN? #monsterdon

@strangefour Unusual food will do that to you. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon Oh dear lord, not a musical number - whew, saved by the train whistle.

@Taweret and this is why you'll never star in your own Horror Express. #monsterdon

Ah! The Mad Monk is traveling with The Countess (and Her Father?)

While the monster whistles as it travels up the train.

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Red smoking jacket guy looks a bit like Tom Hanks. And the Rasputin-esque priest has a 70's James Taylor thing going on.
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Is it the mummy now? Is the mummy whistling?

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Is he whistling a Billy Joel song? #Monsterdon

Ohhhh those Russians!

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Millions of years under ice and still has perfect pitch. One for Ice Monster. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Ebola corpse--abandoned first title

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That's a pretty short train for all the room they are showing inside. #monsterdon

...How's the mummy whistle with no lips? #Monsterdon

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20' Has not appeared yet. Shouldn't be too much longer.

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So rich, you can just hire someone to ensure you get salvation instead of doing any work yourself. It's the Victorian form of indulgences.

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that's not a sasquatch. that hair? taht's a new york italian

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HE has a job?!?

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i mean i personally wouldn't have gotten aboard the Horror Express in the first place especially if Rasputin was out there yelling at everyone getting on about their luggage being evil

but that's just me

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*catholic disney villain

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#Monsterdon Good lord, Rasputin is on the train?

Who taught that monkey how to pick a lock?
And how did he thaw out?
Why is he passing contageous blindness?
Does the monkey know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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pajamo? russian pyjamas?

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It's really distracting me how handsome this crazy priest character is. #Monsterdon

I can't get over how the arm just looks like a guy's arm covered in shit #monsterdon #horrorexpress

store brand Rasputin #monsterdon

"There's the stink of hell on this train."

Yeah, sorry, I ran out of deoderant last week. #Monsterdon

Nice Hugh Hefner vibes now #monsterdon

pujardov looks like a disney villain

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Hang on. I thought this was some ancient thing. How does it know how locks work? And the whistling is still going as it opens its cage. Apparently the corpse with no lips was doing the whistling all along. #monsterdon

Raspoopin’ really drags the mood down on this train #monsterdon

actress has no idea how to play piano CHECK

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#monsterdon bro could you not whistle 'kill bill ' tauntingly at my captive mummy?

It's also quite impressive that this pre-historic great ape is adept at picking locks!

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#Monsterdon Ah, ok. Monster absorbs the talents and habits of the victims.

Dunno about eyes, but my nose can definitely get like that in cold dry winter days.

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That stink of hell is you, buddy #monsterdon

So who's whistling now? The monster? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

If looks could kill... #monsterdon

with eyes like those, who needs claws? #monsterdon

Nature, red in tooth and claw

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(that's Light Evil Diodes) #Monsterdon

they turned his eyes into prosthetics that easily fit over his normal eyes! 😱

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oh so it's the _mummy_ whistling okay

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Did a frozen yeti with a bent nail just pick that lock? #monsterdon

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The monster has given the porter the Terminator treatment for the movie's second kill, and whistles itself a jaunty tune as it escapes

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Did monkey man pick that lock or am I hallucinating? #Monsterdon

Death vision huh

OK that's a thing, I guess there are perks to being two million years old and a corpse

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I can't exactly tell what i'm looking at in this lighting. My best bet is a fist clenching a radish. #Monsterdon

Hey, evil's got LED eyes #Monsterdon

Ancient Ice Man Wammy Go! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

oh, his eyes are red. that's how you it's fuckin' bad.

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It's a T-1000.

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Whistling a jaunty haunting tune~
This random porter committing a little B&N is long for this world... right?
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Ancient zombie knows how to pick locks? Clever girl...

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See? I *told* him press-on nails would make it hard to work, but did he listen! NO #Monsterdon

so this is shaggy's final form then, is it?

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Ugh - ad break on Tubi during #monsterdon.

I've been a little slow tuning in here. Just piecing together the plot. Looks like they're already into some oozy bits.

The image quality is so bad that I can't really make out what's going on here, lol

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Smart Yeti

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Mummy's a rogue! #monsterdon

Breaking the match before finding the nail was a nice touch. Good pantomime from the monster.

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this is just what fursuiting is like, you can't see shit and you're feeling around for stuff and they lock you in a crate

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A lockpicking monster. That's a new one on me #monsterdon

#monsterdon Whistling porter is like, “This can’t possibly result in my horrible death!”

:blobastonished: Lock picking swamp thing! #Monsterdon

The Monster Wetly Stirs

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Baggage man, bring me your finest baggage!

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#Monsterdon After having a cast removed from one's arm, a shaving might be in order, but wow! How long was his cast on?

#monsterdon MONSTER PAW

we got an ice monkey

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I've been a scientist and an engineer. Those two terms are not synonyms #monsterdon

@srol ok there you go #arm #monsterdon

Gee it took you long enough to show up, monster

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"Hey! Hey I see you out there! Stop damaging my home!" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Turns out Evil knows how to pick a lock from inside a box

"he's so... juicy." #monsterdon #WrongMovie

Ahhh… another relaxing Sunday evening vicariously enjoying the online shenanigans of the #monsterdon crew. ☺️💀

Wait. A romantic interest for Cushing too? OH MY.
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He was supposed to drill a hole, not unpack the whole thing. Don't do a job if you can't OVERdo it huh? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I hate whistling.
I hope he dies.

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yea this guy's.... screwed #Monsterdon

this actor is so talented, he can whistle even when his lips aren't shaped right for it!

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This skull better like spray acid or something out of this hole. I really need something to happen in this film soon. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Top bunk dominance display.

#monsterdon "ahhh yeah that was me back in my mad monk days lmfao"
-an apparently common excuse in 1907

dude you are seriously screwing this up

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i love train travel but i've only ridden coach, no compartments/bunks for me #monsterdon

YOGA???

IT WAS JUST SLEIGHT OF HAND #monsterdon

"let me whistle while i do this illegal activity to draw more attention to myself"

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"The young lady is in trouble"
"What do you want me to do about it? Are there no prisons? No workhouses? Bah Humbug!"
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#monsterdon Spouse refers to Countess as a pole dancer.

We're spending a lot of time introducing a lot of fellow passengers who will be dying shortly.

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I'm sure she can make it worth his while... oh myyyy #monsterdon

Meanwhile, the Countess' dog is living it up in the luggage car.

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Hunh, there was a *French* King Henry who abandoned the Polish Throne. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

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I'm a light-weight when it comes to drinking, and I expect we'll get exterior scenes at least in the double-digits.