Boiled?
Yes, this is the Horror Express

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HEY I'M EATING HERE

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Peter Cushing always travels with a bonesaw.

Lee is just SUCH an asshole. #Monsterdon

i love the autopsy cutting back and forth with dinner. i'd say chef's kiss, but, well... #monsterdon

I saw what you did there ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

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"Ma'am I need your assistance"

"Well at your age I'm not surprised"

This lady is fantastic 🤣

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Ok does anybody else remember this lady with the hair and the suit playing this exact same character in Big Love #monsterdon

"Don't get up please. The poison hasn't had time to take effect!"

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So which one of these guys is Telly Savalas? I' don't know who "Captain Kazan" is #monsterdon

Say what you will about that Peter Cushing, but he can chew & raise an eyebrow that moves along the plot quite impressively

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@brooke the red light is when the monster's microwave turns on #monsterdon

"Miss Jones I shall need your assistance"
"Yes at your age I'm not surprised."

What a BURN! call 911, there has been a murder! #monsterdon

Peter. How are your cheek bones so sharp? You manage to look so old and still dangerously handsome.
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Oh Miss Jones you are my favorite #monsterdon

Okay ... what kind of help did she _think_ he was asking for. LOL!

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The Shadout Mapes?

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THE YETI MUMMY GOT TO THE FISH, OH NO! #monsterdon

Miss Jones is definitely the most relatable character so far

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Lets keep this quiet! Stage whisper in the middle of the dining care at 72 decibels instead! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon just hide under the covers kids, that works with mummies

Is there a doctor on the train?

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boiled like pizza #monsterdon

What do you call a fish with no eye?

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That's a sick crystalline cruet on that table. #Monsterdon

can anyone hmu with like a one sentence summary of whats goin down bc otherwise i'm gonna assume that the star wars villain guy killed everybody and there isn't actually a monster

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Oh, the monster took the fish's soul (or something)

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Is your make up era appropriate lady?
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And yes this is giving me a 55 Days in Peking vibe, although no Sophia Loren. #monsterdon

The engineer with a SWING... And a MISS #Monsterdon

even the music was disconcerted by that fish's eyeball. #monsterdon

I spy with my fishy eye

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Don't annoy the lady #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Must have Lauren Bacall in there with him #monsterdon

A train where frozen apes evolved from men? #monsterdon

creature: "There is no honor in slaying children! PetaQ!" #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@chirpbirb how much is a pack of ping pong balls? #Monsterdon

dude, your glasses are fly, but you're getting in the lady's way. can't you see she's trying to take this rich old bugger for a ride? #monsterdon

@gnomon But WHYYY!? He can kill with laser red eyes. #monsterdon

Good eEEEEEEevening

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ok dropping in late to #monsterdon and i am immediately skeptical at the budget on this movie

Better that the passengers all be murdered in their beds than that they PANIC! No, we can't have PANIC, so we'll all be silent about this prehistoric fossilized ape-devil-thing escaping and murdering at least one person already! We won't even warn the other porters! #Monsterdon

@morganmay especially a 4th Doctor Serial #monsterdon

Youtube captions might be onto something.
The screaming of someone strangled were "[Applause]"

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Neat criminal ancient ape man, congrats
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@CactuarJoe oooh that's gotta go on the list, if it hasn't been done already

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@yogajedi lotsa bells & (french? flugel?) horns too

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Stealth takedown!

Monster 3, Heros 0

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#HorrorExpress feels like a Doctor Who serial where the Doctor just never shows up

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That's no way to treat a hatchet #monsterdon

i'm sorry, but i REALLY can't take the furry arm seriously when half of these shots meant to put me in suspense remind me of goofy images from furry conventions

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How does this monster know how to sneak around a train? #monsterdon

Monkey gonna murder some kids?
Monkey hesitates at infanticide.
Monkey hungers to the blood of men.
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Patrolling! On the Orient Express #Monsterdon

"We don't want to panic the summer visitors, uh, the train passengers!" #Jaws #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress I swear these "avoid panicking people, lie to them!" positions kill more people than the panic would, unless in a crowded movie theater, let them panic!

Monster comes back later, ignites a light saber in front of the children. Lucas smash cuts away. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

OH! Hey, wait, I know what the mummy reminds me of!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076191/

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#Monsterdon drawing a robot girl commission while watching this and it's a very strange combination of vibes

That creature hasn’t eaten in 3 million years, it’s probably at the dining car. #Monsterdon

Looks like the budget did not support a full body ape shot #monsterdon

@chirpbirb yeah, and he's saving it for later

as a snack

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@annathepiper "If you look out the left side of the train, you'll see the foothills of the Ural mountain range..."

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it didn't kill the kids, that's how you know it has a heart <3

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Our monster seems slightly wary of these sleeping kids

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“Blah blah blah and got away?”

“Yes, and he’s quite an accomplished whistler as well.”

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"this must be kept quiet!" says the train mayor #monsterdon

Hello, Hansel and Gretel. #Monsterdon

That frozen monkey committed a locked room murder! Quick search the train! Someone find a Sherlock or a Poirot!
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"Are you telling me... that a shrimp fried this rice?" #monsterdon

This train only has three passenger cars? It seems bigger on the inside #monsterdon

Oh no, it's a peado-ape!

Of all the ape-men to survive two million years and it's a nonce with telekinetic powers

That is genuinely disturbing

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#Monsterdon The baggage man is a mime? Are we on a mime streak?

this train is really nice tho. better than a southwest flight for sure

i mean except for the monster and rasputin

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The mustache budget was higher than the script budget.

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Quit hassling me about my fossilized ape man!! Ok so he came to life and killed the baggage claim guy, but I NEED HIM

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Incidental wa wa pedal guitar. Huh. Odd. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

listen to the mayor of this train, guys, wouldnt' want to panic the passengers for no reason. #monsterdon

<yelling> "I want this kept quiet!"

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🚆 TRIVIA EXPRESS 🎞️

Movie sound weird?

Most of it was shot without audio recording. The soundtracks and dialogue had to be added in post-production

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@Lazarou It's a shame meeting people gets increasingly hard after the mid-30s or so

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Yes, that's what I'm' saying. Cool? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Saxton’s glare looks more threatening than that bayonet. Points for Christopher Lee.

Peter Cushing is incredulous #monsterdon

What a strangely designed crate. The only way to get things in and out is through a little window with locked shutters.

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amazed that reveal shot of the crate wasn't a metal album cover of the 1970s

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I like how no one will say the baggage guy name
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#Monsterdon Apparently there was a need for everyone to have a shotgun handy.

part ape, part man

and 100% cool red eye

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Dude really needs to stop buying shitting siberian steel chains and locks. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

:unsure_fry: is that Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Quite well, thanks!

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That chain is kinda soft
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Better give him the key, Chris. Being threatened with the butt of a rifle is the POLITE ask in this part of the world. #Monsterdon

That's the piece I was playing! I wonder who it is?

I know, I'll start playing Billy Joel's "The Piano Man"

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oh wow he axed for it

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points the stock of the gun at christopher lee

wrong end, private

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I kind of love that the ancient monkey has picked up whistling as a hobby. It's so innocuous but really creepy as a monster tick.
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Ugh these mens suits look so good #monsterdon

#monsterdon Both the chest and its owner have a few screws loose.

I would ride on a luxury train like this far sooner than I'd ride on a modern Disney cruise liner.

How did we, as a society, make such a bad decision?

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