oh no the monster is going to get reardon metal and unleash ayn rand upon us all

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Absorbed thru the eyes? Brains?

Are you fucking kidding me you acid dropping 70s stoner writers?

#Monsterdon

"Steel, harder than a diamond"

WHAT?!

#Monsterdon

so are the passengers panicking yet? there were gunshots and everything #monsterdon

Suspected murder weapon #Monsterdon

@msh@coales.co That doesn't quite work, because when a cop asks you a question, what do you do?

You shut the fuck up!

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#monsterdon Oh, so the monster steals other people’s brains - Spouse shouts, “Elon Musk!”

Calling it now, this cop guy is being turned into a monster.

Well, I mean, he's a cop already, but you know what I mean. The movie monster.

#Monsterdon

"You mean it sucked other people? "
...
"s brains?"
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Wait, it DOES absorb skills through the eyeballs? Good christ, this ape is superpowered. #Monsterdon

As deftly as he removed that cranium, my headcanon is that peter cushing is Michael Hfuhruhurr's great grandfather #monsterdon

My mom, when the inspector is looking at his hairy hand "UH OH, HE'S GOT A MONKEY PAW"
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Allegedly killed #Monsterdon

Spy/Chess Player. Didn't they also do that in a Bond movie? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are they all good guys with guns? Who is this fellow?

#monsterdon Was that sly foreshadowing, the monster learning how to infiltrate the safe via observation, then infiltrating the trust of the passengers by compromising the conductor..?

EDIT: inspector, not conductor, mea culpa

This movie has a Weird Tales vibe to it #Monsterdon

I thought that the monster stealing the Countess's valuables might have been a setup for later to put her jeopardy, but I guess that isn't what's happening here.

We have half a movie to go, I guess it can go any direction.

#Monsterdon

I appreciate the way the dramatic music sting stopped when he put the blanket back down. #Monsterdon

@trixter I'm starting to think we need to start a #Monsterdon line of robes. This one, the one from The Pit and the Pendulum...

That robe is AMAZING. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wells is now unwells. But the detective is losing a staring contest with a dead guy.

@faoluin A "fsh" #monsterdon

Whoops, Chris had his brain smoothened at thirty paces. #Monsterdon

@ottaross there were two women, they just look almost identical #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I feel so bad for that dress.

this movie's only half over, did he just shoot the fossil? #monsterdon

welp, i guess the monster is dead. roll credits!

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don't look into his glowing eye! that's how you get koala brained!

#monsterdon

Thought he was about to get cushed #Monsterdon

@Configures chalk-repelling evil! #monsterdon

@moira Oh interesting, I was wondering.

@SnoopJ was saying it was before the Boxer Rebellion but maybe we can't expect that kind of logical consistency from this movie 🤷

#Monsterdon

Oh, Goo Ape, NO. You may be evil, but panty snatching? Really? #Monsterdon

Promotional Consideration for Mr. Cushing's dressing gown provided by The Fancy Boy Haberdashery. #Monsterdon

I have the same combination on my luggage! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Almost had a international jewel thief subplot going, but her soul got sucked out through her eyes.

Monster: Mine now.

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Gotta admit, Peter Cushing wears upholstery fabric well.

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Imagine the shit the man-ape could do with TWO psychic eyes!

#monsterdon

I really REALLY want Peter's smoking jacket. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Peter Cushing's dressing gown is on point though. More fashionable than half the dudes at the Met Gala.

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Caveman lockpicking lawyer is learning how to safecrack. He's clearly attracted to locks. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon so prehistoric apeman can make your gums bleed too?

woah didn't know countesses have car alarms #monsterdon

@Louisa i hoped the monster picked up some fashion sense from this latest brain-stealing #monsterdon

I love that jacket
#Monsterdon

Maybe the drain plug got dislodged from the baggage man's skull #monsterdon

dr wells is a gastroenterologist, he might be of some assistance. #monsterdon

The "box of bones" is really Batman in disguise. Only the bad guys get it.

#Monsterdon

someone set off a fire alarm in the music booth there for a second

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Lol smooth brain, classic

#Monsterdon

yup thats why brains have wrinkles #monsterdon

Goo Ape's like, "Oh, she's EVIL. I'll allow it." #Monsterdon

Damn I missed #monsterdon again I really wanted to join this week but things came up

first thing that went was the lock combination

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My brain has been drained like erased chalk, too.

#Monsterdon

shooting day for night doesn't seem so bad now #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I’ll talk in front of you, then I’ll be a giant bitch! Someone! Throw me from the train! I think that’s the mode for this flick. Pick yokels to toss from the train. LOL.

Why does everybody in this movie have a fascinating accent, except the lady who said “smooth as a baby’s butt?” #Monsterdon

Oh, so the mummy thing sucked all the knowledge out of the porter? So that's why the corpse brain has no wrinkles, and that's how the thing knows enough to be able to sneak around the train? #monsterdon

Unless I misremember this film set itself in 1906 according to a caption at the beginning,

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Goo Ape's here to install the remote control aparatus from Creature With the Atom Brain. #Monsterdon

why did neuroscientists never think about just smoothing the brain to erase memories #monsterdon

Monster plays with dead guy's magnet closure pop top.

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@Taweret this is why public transportation is so far behind in this country - nobody's ever satisfied #monsterdon

Man, these cuts between the autopsy and fine train dining are GRUESOME I'm glad I ate over an hour ago! Nifty trick of smoothing the brain by the ape-monster, though. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress ... man it's been a long time since I've had a good steak, umm...

This movie is set in 1900 or so, but it's slower than Amtrak!

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

*monster checks brain* Nope, not quite ripe yet #monsterdon

SMOOTH BRAIN! His brain goes five times faster with no wind resistance.
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prehistoric brain de-wrinkler #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "They made it a pop-top for me. How kind."

s'aright? s'aright. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Smmooooovvvvv brainz! Nom, nom, nom!

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thawed ape is here for his leftovers. #monsterdon

@moira oh fuck you made me snort laugh #Monsterdon

it's like a deflated volleyball #Monsterdon

I don't think that's how brains work Doctor

#Monsterdon

obVoyage "Smoooooth as a new doorknob!"

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@chirpbirb oooh it's like a zombie ape man

#Monsterdon

"What is wrong with this brain?"

Good line. Should say that more often.

#monsterdon

Love a good old-fashioned trepanning. #monsterdon

His brain "is smooth as a baby's butt". Nice turn of phrase, m'am

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@SnoopJ hmm, I wonder what time period this is set in?

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#SmoothBrained #Monsterdon

Get that brain a diaper!

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maybe the aliens took an iron to it. gotta get ta-kun in here to swing his bat. #monsterdon

that's now how brains work but carry on

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A thief and a baggage man are dead? This is no bother to an archeologist.
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THE CREATURE SMOOTHS YOUR BRAIN 😱

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Oh nice, red velvet skull. #Monsterdon

"At your age, I'm not surprised" is the best line of the movie so far.

#monsterdon

Found a smooth brained Trump supporter.

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#monsterdon Segue between dinner and autopsy is clever.

“I’ve heard of evolution. It’s immoral.” Well, lady, I guess your family didn’t practice it.

"But evolution is immoral!"
"So is peeing in a pond. Let's arrest the fish."

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love the sound effect of skull being pried open #monsterdon

I love how the period for this movie is so incomprehensible. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

EVOLUTION IS IMMORAL

AGREED #MONSTERDON

Meanwhile, we are performing a trepanning with a butter knife and a fine wood saw.

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"If the theory of evolution is confirmed"

UHHHHHH who wants to tell this guy? He's a little late to the party here.

#Monsterdon

"Miss Jones I need your assistance."

"Yes well at your age, I'm not surprised."

[both stare at the beautiful younger woman]

"...with the autopsy!!"

"OH! Yes of course"

Lol what, WHAT are you implying, movie, how could you do this

#Monsterdon

@msh I love her. #monsterdon