The other woman is going off on her own now. How murdered is she going to be?

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

She's trying to find that key she lost

she knows it's in one of those heads somewhere

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Maybe, don't give Rasputin the backstage pass to your investigation into The Bloody Rampage of the Pre-Historic Great Ape on the Orient Express

#monsterdon

Oh I'm gonna be mad if they kill the old lady. #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 The rest was all gross eyeball budget. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

s'alright? s'alright. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

what the fuck, wikipedia tells me this film is loosely based on "who goes there?", the same book that inspired john carpenter's the thing?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horror_Express

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I can't get over how they're cutting up people while wearing nice tweed outfits, agh! And now the upper class woman who earlier started cheerfully playing along on her piano (nice private train car, with a piano) to the mysterious whistling, has come in to the autopsy wearing a nice lacey cravat, leaning over the blood samples. Trailed by that priest. #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

aw, is the older lady about to buy it? i didn't even get to pay for her drink! #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew Just a solid 45 minutes of terrible Victorian science. #monsterdon

"where's Rasputin?!" "I dunno, I just stand here and drink" #monsterdon

Hey monster. How about eating some smart people. maybe that will help with your smooth brain problems.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Oh, Rasputin swiped a snack. #Monsterdon

Eye Thief! #monsterdon

a mad Russian monk. What are the odds? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

If the Cretaceous alien brain ironer travels through eyesight, should we be staring at its eye meats through a microscope?

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Going in a tunnel made all the flames go out. OK.

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@plaidtron3000@jorts.horse You know, if they just had a library and maybe afternoon LARPing, they could cut the murder rate down by like eighty percent.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#monsterdon “There’s a scientific explanation.” FOR EYEBALL VIDEOTAPE?

This magic eyeball shit is hilarious.

Is evolution real? Look at the eyeball fluid. It proves the existence of dinosaurs! And Spaaaaace.

#Monsterdon

the lady's facial expression says she's heard this rant before. #monsterdon

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50' Where the hell is he?? He got top billing!! We want Telly Savalas!!!

🦖#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Do you really want to show this to "rasputin"? #Monsterdon

most important proof of evolution: a picture of earth as seen from space floating around in some monster blood #monsterdon

@faoluin Yeah, the Tubi print sucks #monsterdon

#monsterdon imagine being such a mad monk your jesus picture leaps to the floor

can you imagine if the entire second half of the movie was actually just them bullshitting around for the rest of the train ride after killing the monster #monsterdon

#Monsterdon And the Countess gives an EYE ROLL. Nice one.

#monsterdon Warning to anyone playing catchup later "Horror Express (1972)"
becomes "Un Chien Andalou" starting at about 45min in on for anyone squeemish about eyeball stuff. Looks to be done by 51min

@amyfou ...plot? 😂

#Monsterdon

Was Rasputin just hanging out on the other side of the door? She calls him and bam! he's right there. #monsterdon

the holy what? i'm sorry?

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

And now comes the turn where this movie's plot is a little bit of Who Goes There?
THE THING ON A TRAIN!
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Well, the monster has transferred to another body, just bringing a furry arm along.

Meanwhile, we're looking at images in the fluid from an eye.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

OK I'm finished with these grapes now serves me right for watching #Monsterdon before I finish eating

do you think the monster also met the flintstones?

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

People on long journeys become bored. They crave excitement. They murder each other. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

46 minutes in and the whole cast and crew have completely given up on the idea of story. #Monsterdon

Little-known fact, if you draw blood from someone's brain and look very closely, you can see what they saw.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress #ThisIsALie

#monsterdon “It’s a brontosaurus!”🦕 Sir, I have some news for you about dinosaurs and humanoid apes.

That monster needs a trip to the dentist. #Monsterdon

Wait til the monster gets hold of Saxton's mustache #monsterdon

She's dressed for Dressage. Where's her horse? The baggage car? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I like how the monster checks the brain pan like a kid checking a cookie jar. #Monsterdon

YouTube is definitely giving me way more ads than Tubi did, I think I'll be sticking with Tubi when I can. #monsterdon

her outfit is very anime

#monsterdon

I have to hope the monster turned into one of the people

#Monsterdon

@Taweret When all you have is a bonesaw everything looks like a bone that needs sawing #monsterdon

The science in this movie is 😙👌 #monsterdon

#monsterdon MonsterVision… now that’s streaming video.

#Monsterdon Okay, who replaced his microscope with a ViewFinder?

oh it's _bubble_ memory

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Apparently the monster was just chillin back when dinosaurs roamed. Or he at a small child and has memories of the child's book! #monsterdon

Poke it again! Let's see his other memories! We have to go deeper! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

AAAAAIUUUGGGHHH!!!!! #MONSTERDON

It's important to point to your eye when you talk about eyes.

#monsterdon

<looking at blood on a slide>
"I can see my house from here!"

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Movie editor: "How about we just do 15 minutes of needles poking eyeballs? How's that sound?" #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@CactuarJoe electric googaloo. #monsterdon

Back off, Rapustin! #Monsterdon

LMAO THE DINOSAURS

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

GOO APE II: RETURN OF GOO APE #Monsterdon

Okay I gotta give it to HORROR EXPRESS, this "last thing you saw embedded in your eye" bit is kinda cool

#Monsterdon

Okay this movie is officially pretty gross

#Monsterdon

@Princejvstin Maybe the young girl who was sleeping has a name? #monsterdon

And now all the pseudo science about eyes retaining thing sthey saw after death. Somehow this is the part of mad science in this movie that bothers me the most.
It's really really gross but is a key plot point.
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

A classic case of camera blood #Monsterdon

"International spy" is not a job description.

#Monsterdon

The memory is stored in the eyeballs #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Raspie knows what's up.

oh, hey, he's back!

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@trixter I have no idea what's going on anymore. New people just keep showing up and getting offed by the monster #monsterdon

...Edgar Allen Poe? #Monsterdon

They've invented the Blood-O-Scope!

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

the world's smallest polaroid! incredible!

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

oh God they're poking an eye fuck *shudder* #monsterdon

AUGH #MONSTERDON

haha

#monsterdon

it sucks that this isn't a murder mystery movie because every one of these guys looks like they killed somebody #monsterdon

oh, ew, oh oh. eye ball surgery is a no for me, sir. #monsterdon

You put that many fake mustaches in one room, of course stuff is gonna start falling off the walls. #Monsterdon

eye spy with my little NEEDLE

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress

OK, now the Mad Monk is creeping everybody out.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

So Not-Rasputin is a psychic? #monsterdon

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40' OK, this is getting ridiculous. Where is he?

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Ha! Jesus like, "Nope, fuck this. I'm out." #Monsterdon

This cop guy is totally the creature now right, it projected itself into him? #monsterdon

*monster drains brain of martial artist*
"i know kung fu"
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon “The fossil was killed.” Sir I have some news for you about fossils.

Also being in a crate for awhile, reminds me of the Creepshow Crate Monster #Monsterdon

How how are we gonna make Bechdel without the Polish lady? #monsterdon

WHY would the ability to suck up brains and turning eyes white make the monster immortal #monsterdon

"The girl is dead. The fossil killed her."

Good line.

#monsterdon

...shalom?

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

The formula to Adamantium?
Rasputin thinks the devil is riding this train to hell?
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

obsessed with this idea of the monster just sucking up people's brains by making them smooth i don't think i'll be able to focus on the rest of the movie now #monsterdon

How is this movie still gaining moving parts AFTER the monster died? #Monsterdon

chekov's steel brick #monsterdon

have we seen telly savalas yet? surely i would've noticed if we had #monsterdon

Lady #2 continues her tradition of fine earrings, good for her. #monsterdon