yes, yes, you always have to be the top, we all know

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"Hypnosis! Yoga!"

#monsterdon

Ah, the good old days, when you could open carry your shotguns on the train. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

#Monsterdon Please store your guns in the overhead bins. Ammunition goes under the seat.

muttonchops mcdeadguy #monsterdon

Hypnosis and Yoga make chalk not work? WHUT?
#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

"In what way Madam?" Hoooo boy. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

I'ma gonna refer to the thing inside the hatch as "Skully" #monsterdon

Hinpnosis or yoga? Gee, OK them
#Monsterdon

This cast is just great
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Pete, I think you just caused a Mummy Escape :/ #Monsterdon

so the brits just go around bribing everyone to do what they want, and it ends up unleashing unspeakable horrors. checks out. #monsterdon

Major hair theme in this flick... and everyone needs conditioner #monsterdon

Hypnosis. Yoga. These are the tools of the Mad Monk With No Name.

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Yoga!??! #Monsterdon

I missed Rasputin doing Yoga to deceive them. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon How cool is that? He has a little traveling chess set. This is how we know he's a smart guy.

...Yoga? You can do that with *yoga*? ...I gotta get a mat or something. #Monsterdon

maybe the dog is a nazi. it knows christopher lee killed many nazis. #monsterdon

I'm a scientist and clearly your cargo is haunted and evil.
#monsterdon

I learned about the chalk trick in my yoga class, too.

#Monsterdon

Cave with icky skull, spies and archaeologists milling around outside the train, now a rolled-back-eyes dead thief, Christopher Lee claiming to train police first it's "fossils", now it's "a laboratory specimen", dismisses legitimately angry priest who gives a "go with God" to all the deaders boarding the train. Peter Cushing suspicious. Also a little old lady archaeologist? #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Horror Express drinking game: Every time we see a train exterior, Drink! #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

🚆 TRIVIA EXPRESS 🎞️

Foreign titles for this movie:

• France: Terror in the Shanghai Express
• Japan: Zombie Express Bound to Hell

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"Astonishing. The world's smallest buttplug. Wherever did you find it?"

#monsterdon #HorrorExpress #monsterdong

Dogs always know when a crate is loaded with bad cargo. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "they literally call the train the horror express, I'm not going to apologize for bringing my evil mummy crate"

It must have dropped out of my bong
#monsterdon

Puppy is really on edge. Puppy must have read the script already. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon. Snooty Countess admires the porn stache - er, the crate. Either way she’s gonna do a lot of screaming later.

I am going to need a fact check on English King Henry betraying Poland to the Russians in the 15th century #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Alinka wants out of this film, or at least away from them.

The dog wouldn't be interested in old bones and jerky? #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

@nhgeek oooh yes, now I gotta be watching for all the parallels with Bond movies

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Countess. Of course. That’s what this movie needed. #Monsterdon

that dog wasn't paid enough to put up with this movie. #monsterdon

Heh, the way Chris is chaining that trunk up I expect he's gonna make his lovely young assistant stand inside so he can chop her in half. #Monsterdon

oh that dog's lunch #monsterdon

#monsterdon. And we’re off, on a Railway to Ruin…

@randy_s I think the first word is "careful" (ost-ah-roh-dja), but my last Russian class was over 20 years ago 🤷‍♀️
#Monsterdon

"In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath"

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Yeah whatever, Grand Mof Smartass #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Peter Cushing like "what you got in there buddy? :3" #monsterdon

oh hi tarkin #monsterdon

Expected him to put that corpse ice in his drink.

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train time let's gooooooo #monsterdon

Hello Rasuptin! Not actually Rasputin, but omg this guys is SUCH a Rasputin.
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Mm, glazed mummy :D #Monsterdon

TOOOOOOT
"Excuse me."
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Just once I want to bring a mysterious crate containing a monster on a cross-continental train.

You just can't do things like that anymore.

#monsterdon

By this time last week I think like three people had been eviscerated. Screams and reaction shots and everything.

Just sayin'

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Isn't that the guy in the barrel from Return of the Living Dead? Guess this is his early work. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

oh no i cant believe he couldn't draw a cross on canvas with white chalk and have it show up! #monsterdon

"(Snarling)"

Please let it be a werewolf :blobfoxaww:

#Monsterdon

Oops, box hungry #Monsterdon

This movie's characters have some intense looks
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyone know wht's in the box? Apple is telling me Polish isn't supported (it's probably not Polish even) and not being familiar enough with cyrillic, I'm going go guess it's Octoman.

SORRY THAT WAS ME

too many bagel

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Pipe smoking! There's our tobacco use!

Somehow I think coffee may be harder to come by.

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nice of them to put it vertical like that so that whatever's about to bust out of it like jabba the hut can land on its feet. #monsterdon

Nothing ever went wrong transporting boxes *sweeps the mummy, raiders, etc under the rug* #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I would not have pictures bells as theme music for Rasputin. Huh. Learn something new every day.

Do I hear WEDDING BELLS? #monsterdon #rasptuin/creature

this car's the train's blue light district

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I'm fully expecting this thing to take Chris's face off like the Ark of the Covenant at some stage. #Monsterdon

Father? I though it was Rasputin!
#monsterdon

This is a very this-guy's-luggage-centric religious world view. #Monsterdon

crates on a train, the sequel that didn't really take off since samuel l jackson wasn't involved

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Someone more dramatic than Christopher Lee? #Monsterdon

oh he's got evil-repelling chalk #monsterdon

I recognize Christopher Lee more by his voice than his face. #Monsterdon

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👀 TELLY SAVALAS WATCH

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10' He's not appeared yet

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@aprilfollies He's trying at least... definitely pulls off shaggy, somewhat less so on the ominous IMO

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Sigh, commercials.

@CactuarJoe the pectopah

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#monsterdon “What is a fossil?” A Republican?

He isn't crazy

#monsterdon

General? I'm holding out for a specific Wang if you know what I mean. #monsterdon #HorrorExpress

ra ra rasputin??? #monsterdon

Why is this religious dude looking more like a skomorokh?

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#monsterdon Ominous priest is ominous. And shaggy.

Someone get this Brawny Man priest some flannel! #Monsterdon

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX (1)

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always wondered what happened to him after imperial russia. #monsterdon

Do all Spanish moviemakers have this opinion of British demeanors? #monsterdon

i'll be damned. he's wearing contacts!

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Rah rah rasputin lover of the russian queen #monsterdon

Oh, Rasputin. Cool. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dude, LISTEN to Rasputin when he tries to warn you that something is Unholy.

My word is that Rasputin? #Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

who is this guy and why is he kissing this person's feet

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General Wang. Teehee. #Monsterdon

And our first fresh body, in a strange state.

General Wang? Really?

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hahahaha. wang.

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yeah, that's definitely the way to get yourself a seat on the train, sir. the jail car. #monsterdon

🦖WHISTLER'S A MOTHER 🎞️

Movies from the 70s, for some reason, often had characters play, hum or whistle to theme music of the film.

This is one.

Do you recall any others? If so, reply if you have time during this TL madness.

#Monsterdon #HorrorExpress

Whoops, turns out stealing shit at the railway'll cost you your irises #Monsterdon

we call it bribery and corruption

...and in america we call it lobbying

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@jgamble wasn't even much of a joke I think

#Monsterdon

Cushing and Lee made such a wonderful double act in so many movies #monsterdon