anyway great job team, another movie launched into space
sadly no new constellation tho'
what would the monsterdon constallation look like?
probably godzilla, but
you never know
and thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^
@Terencio emails? Or toots? There have been a bunch of scammers active responding to #Monsterdon posts today (probably because it's a high-engagement hashtag)
In other news, I got like 3 scam emails from "the Mastodon team" tonight. wtf is that all about?!?
@moira We need to get this sequel into the #monsterdon voting!
"I will FWEE BWIAN!!"
ya forgot to check his wallet, lady.
I didn't realize Greek mythology had so many "tests"
@jivens@beige.party Loved relative to other Monsterdon films? Wholeheartedly!
Loved compared to good films? ...yeah, okay, it has its charm
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
There is a deficit of things being flung into space in this one
"Collect all the boys of his age..."
OH NO!
"AND KILL THEM!"
Oh... okay I guess?
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators
"Meonio"?! Gonna be my next fediverse user name!!
Well, that was a light show of a mess. But, you know, gods, swords, muscles, machines, whatever. Still, thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne as always, for a fun #Monsterdon viewing.
@diazona that was a wild day on planet Earth...
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Thanks for another fun sunday movie, everyone! Especially to @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for bingo, and @JoeWynne for trivia...
...and...
...and...
...and...
to all you #Monsterdonians for making it great!
@Lazarou Come to think of it, the giant rock (planetoid) that we think yeeted the moon into space has been named Theia...
@Lazarou We gotta bring back Hercules so he can yeet some giant rocks into space and fix that
So many yeets.
Ok. Nearly 4am. Time to return to my #monsterdon interrupted nap.
g'night
A bene gesserit witch!
So I stepped away for a bit to get some food and missed the last of Herc's trials and tribulations I guess but he made it and got The Girl in...
THE END
...I guess I dunno.
Anyways we got to see Lots of Lou Boob, top-boob, side-boob, strangely dressed Greek Space Gods, Wailing Mecha Monsters and Very Colourful FX.
Thanks @Taweret for sharing this Travesty of the Gods with us! #Monsterdon
aw fuck there's a sequel?! #monsterdon
Minos: βHey no fair, let me kill you with my rocket pop!β #Monsterdon
@moira And "boom man" was voice actor going "pew pew" whenever Ferrigno punched something. #Monsterdon
@MichaelKlamerus They literally stole every element of this film. It's a Lego film.
Hercules: βYou wouldnβt like me when Iβm angryβ #Monsterdon
@socketwench I'd wish for the magic space ball of super powers too, but, uh... It literally made him as dumb as a bag of rocks banging around, so... Maybe not...
@wohali All she had to do was say it in a sexy way, and he bought it. #Monsterdon
#Hercules1983
And now Wrong Frogs time. Same cast... cheaper movie?
#Monsterdon #SevenMagnificentGladiators
Thank y'all for the bad movie and the good time.
Thanks @miru for the flix as always. (Woohoo - reggae!)
okay something i'm gonna say is that the sequel is both shorter and looks more gonzo, like, it literally turns into animation at one point for some reason
@CactuarJoe out to be launched out of a cannon.
Millions dead, but Cassiopaya got saved. so.... it's a win I guess?
Turns out the real monster is unearned heredity power.
Well, that was fun! I liked the weird effects and the bad acting. And the angry little robots! Thanks for hosting, @Taweret and for the trivia @JoeWynne.
#monsterdon
Fun fact: in the actual sky, Cassiopeia is nestled between Perseus and Cepheus
I wish more of the movies we watched just spontaneously combusted. #monsterdon #Hercules
3424 toots so far. Almost a new record https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/hercules #monsterdon
@amyfou They exploded. I guess their bits ended up in space.
As for why they exploded? I dunno. Reasons.
I have serious Questions about Cassiopeia claiming to be a gestalt with Circe and Adriana, but I don't think the film has answers.
Ah well. At least it was action packed! We didn't have to say "I wonder what the monster is up to" even once!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
And then Zeus let Herc borrow his penis. Which is to say Zeus boned Casseiopeia for him. As a favor. Hero's reward, and all that. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
@trixter They did leave that rainbow sword on. It must have ignited from methane in the volcano lair.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
That wasn't the sheer fun of Clash of the Titans, but I mostly enjoyed
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
@xerozohar Oooohhhhhhhhhh.
Then the movie exploded. Again. The End. Thanks once again to @Taweret for hosting. That was particularly bracing in all the best ways. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #monsterdon #Hercules
Wow. There are a lot of Hercules movies on Tubi.
#Monsterdon
Hercules grabbed those guys shafts like heβd done it lots of times before #Monsterdon
overwhelmed by the dialog and beautiful end, talk amongst yerselves, whilst I choke on my tears
Eff it, just blow 'em up
LMFAO and just a bunch of explosions at the end!
-FIN!!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Yeet!
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uh oh how did they get to be a constellation without any yeeting?
What constellation is that? #monsterdon
And they kissed off into the sky.
huh, the three-legged beast with two backs, that's another constellation I don't know
I insist, one more object must be hurled into space
#monsterdon yes, the whole civilization was destroyed, but Herc gets some so itβs all good
i actually accidentally timed like the past 10 minutes of Hercules (1983) with the end credits roll music of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, it syncβd up perfectly #monsterdon
Noooo my model ziggurat!
What happened?
#HerculesHappened #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Volcanoes are regularly known to explode with green light. Normal.
(Someone over there really loves green lights!)
I was kinda hoping for a mecha Phoenix while we're at it
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
Who are these people?
Oh hello stock footage destruction of Atlantises.
And some new miniature destruction.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
dang, burning man really got out of hand this year
Will there be eagles to pick up Hercules and Cassiopeia?
Hercules' muscles cannot be destroyed except by the primordial fires in which they were forged
#monsterdon serves him right for being so Minos to everybody, yok yok
Cool decomposition effect, I'll give them that.
Wait, is that music cue O Come All ye Faithful?
Well, she did get to be penetrated by Hercules. ;)
oh yes that awkward bubbling totally counts as erupting
Xerxes is the Devil Girl of this movie.
this setup seems familure
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
So "free the phoenix" in this movie does not mean what I thought it did.
another minoan callout - we get a double-headed bronze axe on the wall of the drawbridge room where Herc is yeeting guards.
What, no multisword??!
ββ¦her witchcraft was messyβ yeah well Iβd still take the dead messy disaster sapphic-coded sorceress over any of the rest of you losers :P #Monsterdon
Luigi Cozzi is truly the Ovidio G. Assonitis of Dario Argentos.
Wait the villain's lair is in a volcano. Tacky. #monsterdon
They're ... they're doing light saber moves. #Monsterdon
"I HAVE THE POWEEEEEEERRRR!!"
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
rainbow lightsabre π³οΈβπβ
#monsterdon
Meanest, tell him you're really his father!!!
Could Star Wars better this laser sword fight?
"Hey remember lightsabers? Let's do that but terribly." #monsterdon
I like the multicoloured flaming sword. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
Oooh an tutti-frutti lightsaber. #Monsterdon
Hey! You're giving me owies with that! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Hercules vs the Rainbow Blade. Dare your touch that man's flaming saber Herc?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
the sword of lesbos :0
Cass, why did you just walk into the volcano execution chamber why didn't you run away or punch King Minos or something?