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LOU!!
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LOU!!
"Here, Lou, hold this shield in front of your crotch as we spin you around."
A furnace of a thousand suns? I mean... one sun seems like a pretty good furnace if you're standing on Mercury. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
#monsterdon he was Skeletor for like a second there
Ah, yes. When I think of Hercules, the first and second words that come to mind are "strong" and "intelligent." #monsterdon
to be fair, this isn't far from actual Greek Gods' line of thinking.
Hercules was, of course, noted for his intellect...
Oh hey look 80s incredible hulk is here.
HE-MAN!
We can rebuild him. We have the white mana. #Monsterdon
They re-used the producers table of cocaine for this shot. #monsterdon #trivia
Meanwhile Jupiter.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 it's lou!
I mean yeah, okay this does describe Lou pretty well
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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And then the moon Gods created Hollywood. And they brought forth Lou Ferrigno!!
Except actual, you know, labour. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
@GramrgednAngel The producers were so excited when they got it in their Happy Meal. Saved on props!
Wrong! #Zeus would never talk to is wife 🙄
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Every labor & every pain? Why isn't Hercules a woman? #Monsterdon
Are his underpants also made of light? #monsterdon
Zeus: Yeah, I'll just make a hot dude. That'll solve it. #Monsterdon
Wait, so... They're just picking some random human to superpower? Hercules isn't Zeus' son or anything?
We're just like, uh, throwing away every single bit of the source here aren't we?
Define intelligent #Monsterdon
#monsterdon the rotisserie is getting him to a nice golden brown
the original shounen anime
#monsterdon
bit? or tit?
Hercules, super intelligent?
Hey this costume design is pretty cool. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
#monsterdon Did not expect Zeus to rock a Statue-of-Liberty-patina-green crown.
Athena, the goddess of wisdom, is in full no-thoughts-head-empty mode today
Well, stronger
Lol, Santa is wearing his beard as his hair and borrowed a Gandalf beard
#monsterdon oh shit that’s Athena? We are in such deep doodoo
A body forged in the forge of a thousand suns - so, an Easy-Bake oven?
The goddess of the great man of history theory. #Monsterdon
What a set of wigs and beards! #Monsterdon
gods, the early Q Continuum sucked
I dig her crown tassels.
#Monsterdon
That's a Dollar Tree crown if I've ever seen one
Costume design by The Fifth Element, okay #Monsterdon
my #monsterdon feed is scrolling sooooo fast
The most plastic looking crown in human history
Beam me up, Hermes. That's the transporter chief of the gods, yes? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
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Zeus or Santa?
#monsterdon Santa?
Those are some "what does God need with a starship"-ass pillars
The god of obviousness, outlining what we were just shown. #Monsterdon
So, like a lot of adaptations, we get character names from Greek mythos, and the rest of just made up straight out of some dude's ass.
I couldn't have told this story any better. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
The world of mortal men is facing its hour of distinction.... time to fire the quad laser, gang!
no wait SANTA CLAUS!?!? #Monsterdon
oh my god this place has a _working_ interociter?!
#Monsterdon So wait, all our Gods live on the moon?
Sometimes it's so easy to see which movies had LSD on set
well, the gods were the original space douches, i can work with ath
This is a very uninspired episode of Cosmos
#Monsterdon #hercules1983
That is frosting. Someone created that planetary surface with a flat spatula
MOONINITES #Monsterdon
MOON GODS :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon
ah yes, mount olympus aka the moon
"Then there was Earth. And on Earth there was life everywhere..."
Except this film. There was life everywhere but this film.
Santa is very serious. #monsterdon
So… is this the sci fi version of Hercules?
#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon
"They were not men. They were of the supreme race." They were women. #monsterdon #Hercules
#monsterdon Why would you claim the moon? The earth was right there
This could be the backstory of any movie
The moon?! #Monsterdon
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ok that's not true
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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Gods on the moon! Whoa again!!
And so the world of the universe were created, and the moons that accompany them.
And all for less than $10 our of our special effects budget!
Saturn/Chronos, Mercury/Hermes, and Jupiter/Zeus
The worlds of the universe
fin
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 GODS LIVE ON THE MOON wtf
I think the Airplane 2 guy explaining everything which happened until now took less time than this intro.
three to beam up, Scotty. #monsterdon
Anyway, as we learned from Krull, "fantasy/mythology but it's sci-fi" is my crack
Uatu, The Watcher...
Film, you've got to be careful about your terminology. You can't say it gave birth to the Colossus, Jupiter, because the Colossus is most certainly not Jupiter.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
@Taweret is _that_ why the preview had lightsaber noises
I wonder if the story is going to start at some point.
Ladies first. #Monsterdon
Pandora's box as creation myth? Ok sure why not
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
That line was subtitled as "And on Earth, the mystery of life," and I thought for a moment we were about to get a breakdown of the birth process. #monsterdon
@moira the explosion of the jar was of EXTRAORDINARY MAGNITUDE
Where did this life everywhere come from? Was that another fragment of chaos or #Monsterdon
Very grid-like lookin stars
#monsterdon #Hercules1983 but not as we know it
This is also where infinity stones come from.
Man, I never learned any of this stuff in my Astronomy class.
Jupiter wasn't a titan though?
#monsterdon
#monsterdon yo just saying Saturn is also a titan
Jupiter wasn't a Titan... #monsterdon #Hercules1983
And then... THE MOONINITES
Spoke too soon. And that was before they misidentified the Colossus, which is famously of Helios. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 each planet gets its own background story jeez
If you’d like to see Lou in the green but not as the Hulk, may I recommend:
JUPITER! WE WE GET STUPIDER!