This is so cheesy 😄 #Monsterdon

Did they carve that hut out of stone? That's a lot of dedication. #Monsterdon

"In the cosmic chess game between tha gods, this was an EN PASSANT"

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he shall be raised in secret by uncle owen and aunt beru

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Mushroom house?

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Someone had fun braiding those rag-rug shoulder thingies on the peasants

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they live in a rock mushroom, cool!
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Cosmic chess, is that better than 3D chess? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I LOVE TREE. #monsterdon

The captions are getting worse as the movie goes on... #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

@combatwombat

Babe: Herc In The City

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Wait, there's a cosmic chess game now?
#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Wow. The gods have a really cool-looking space-ship in the shape of an hour glass.

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#monsterdon I wouldn't trust that lady with a baby tbh

It's a straight lift of the grinding wheel from Conan. #monsterdon

Disney did it better

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#monsterdon Oh, it's Doctor Who.

Someone's VHS D&D fantasy. That's what this movie is. And that person refused to ever play a wizard. #Monsterdon

I love reading #monsterdon posts without watching the movie. It's an abstracted menagerie of B-movie riffs.

Is that the hourglass of Pandora?
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I guess they spent the entire budget on flashy computer effects for the space stuff in the Hercules story (just as we all remember!) and there was nothing left for the actual, you know, monsters and stuff?

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This baby is guaranteed to be the most enjoyable actor in the film. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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And they pulled Cal-el out of the river..

Damn that baby really crushed their heads #Monsterdon

Oh. Those are the snakes!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

QUEEN TO GOD'S LEVEL FOUR

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Can we stay with the little Hercules? Like Baby's Day Out (1994). #monsterdon

Holy shit, Winston Churchill just killed those snakes!

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Y’all, I made better snakes with red Play-Doh when I was five #Monsterdon

"Dear, he'll be like our own son"

"err, I thought we discussed this before we married...."

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For a B-movie, and a story about the Greek gods, I’m disappointed by the lack of sex. Also, that scene could have used some full frontal nudity instead of a skin colored spandex #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 that's one tough baby

wait did they try to rip off superman music there

FIRST BLOOD TO THE CHILD #Monsterdon

Herc choked them snakes out like it wasn't no thing. #Monsterdon

*SQUIIIIISH* good job, baby Herc

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Hercules and Moses strangely share a similar backstory.

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@leece

I am vindicated!

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#monsterdon the strangling of the snakes sure wasn't what I imagined

They did love them some glowy effects in the 80s.

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"He'll be like our only son"

Like, because there's only one of him

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Watch your hands, lady. #monsterdon

Yeah, kid, that's the same expression I have too.

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y'know, sure, the insurrectionists who said "the river will take care of it for us" may've been wrong, but only because the gods stepped in.

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Screaming eels? Baby Herc has some toys now. Thanks Hera.
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Huh, okay they're going with the snake strangling scene after all #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Ah, yes, the famous snake growling
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Snakes on this motherfucking boat. #Monsterdon

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YES! Snake fight!

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ooh i hope theres gonna be a baby fight

#monsterdon poor unfortunate soul!

Wait, so now Hercules IS Zeus' son so Hera hates him? I... I'm lost. I thought the whole point a minute ago was they were picking some random mortal to supercharge?

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These Gods know neither how to save someone nor how to kill them.

Righting the balance with two rubber hoses covered in seaweed?

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No! Not Sifl and Olly!

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#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 ohno magic evil snakes??

Another one of those movies that thinks you're stupid and need to have everything explicitly pointed out by characters >_> #Monsterdon

Why does it always have to be snakes?

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Well played, Zeus. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Go on, baby Lou! Hulk up!

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oh, Zeus, what a trickster

you jackanapes

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"Put that baby back in the river, you don't know where he's been!" "Alright"

Yay! A baby killed things! #monsterdon

Has the baby Moses trick ever killed a baby ever in any mythology?
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You put that baby back this instant!

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Don't you dare!

I want my baby back baby back baby back...

Chili's won't be invented for thousands of years! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

ahaha that janky hand
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This king or Zeus or whoever he is has the fakest hair that has even been haired

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Not the screeching eels!

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#monsterdon not Zeus ruling by technicality

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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Ha ha, Zeus put one over on her. #Monsterdon

just going to yoink this off the waterfall, yup
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Yeah, Zeus! Stop messing with peoples’ fates!

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“The river will get rid of the child for us.”

Durr… good plan.

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Too small. Throw him back in. #Monsterdon

I don't care how fake that hand looked, that was cool.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Zeus you don't know where that thing has been, put it back!

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Wait, is she the Starbucks mermaid????

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I canNOT take Zeus seriously in that wig & fake beard. The costume department was not even trying

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I'm surprised by how good these shitty effects are

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OMG! Big god's hand was delightful.
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Zeus, hen-pecked ruler of the gods. #Monsterdon

they must have hired a stuntbaby to go over the waterfall, there's no other way to explain this movie magic

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oh zeus is about 300 babies tall

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#monsterdon mommy daddy pls don’t fight

Put that back, you don't know where its been!

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#Hercules_1983

"Put that back in the river." You don't know where it's been. Execpt.You know. In the river. #monsterdon #Hercules

The writers for this just robbed all the legends, stuck them in a blender and said Tadaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Whew. Baby Je- Hercules almost died, but thankfully that giant clay hand saved the day.

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CLAY? Really? That's the best they could do with all these flashy computer effects???

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whoah

fingered by the gods

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Those are some shamefully bad visual effects.

#monsterdon #hercules

None of this would have happened if the gods had netflix.

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LOL why that hand effect

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PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

These visual effects 🤣 🖐 #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

WAT

these gods are such trolls

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#monsterdon seamless editing!

"Put that back in the river."

"All right?" awww, do I have to?

"All right." yeah yeah whatever...

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Oh okay so space Hercules is also a baby Moses, got it
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Oh it's okay they've got him on baby monitor from Olympus. #Monsterdon

She said "put that back in the river" like he was about to put it in his mouth. #monsterdon