HERC SMASH! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

First time I've heard pew-pew fists. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Jonathan Kent nooooo #monsterdon

Ferrigno's body looks painful

like it looks like his chest would, like, hurt

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hercules has the power to induce seizures with his bare hands #Monsterdon

Wait, is he super strong or does he have magic space powers? MAKE UP YOUR MIND MOVIE!!!

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Bear just wants to be the big spoon

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Are those "pew pew" noises from his punches?

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whoah, LASERPUNCHES

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Lou sent the bear off into space so it could be in the Grizzly film

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This Hercules looks so gormless. Like, you show him a gorm and he'll give you a confused golden retriever look.

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His punches go pew pew? #monsterdon #Hercules

yeah spike that bear

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wow, punched the cmyk right out of 'im

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Hercules mom:
“Hey put on a shirt! What will the neighbors say? We raised you better than that!”

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(Herc beats the crap out of the bear)

And that's me at level 65 in Skyrim!

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pew pew fists!

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man in bear suit vs bear in man suit.

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KIRK SMASH #monsterdon

This is rich rule 34 fodder. #Monsterdon

👊 Flicker Fists of Doom

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Oh noes, are we fridging Foster Dad to give Hercules A Sad(der) Past???

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Screams Of The Father

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Is that bear wearing horseshoes? #monsterdon

With his super-strength you'd think Hercules could run faster

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“Master Archer” is certainly A Career Choice for a guy with the depth perception that comes with only one eye #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no it’s not your father it’s a bear

And bear deals a devastating right hook!

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Yes. In times of trouble, discard your weapon immediately. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Sorry, it's not a boar, a deer or a hydra, nothing I can do. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

Herc's adopted dad is about to get Uncle Ben-ed
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BEAR SPOTTED 🐻

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"Ben? Ben, is that you? You're not very gentle."

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was the bear played by Bart? He looks like Bart!

That bear is straight outa Grizzly.

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#monsterdon lol the ratty bear suit!!! Holy shit

exit, pursued by a

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BEARS
IN
SPAAAACE!
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HELLO I AM BEAR ROAWRWRRR

Yeah, that's me at level 3 in Skyrim.

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YEET THE BEAR! YEET THE BEAR!

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#monsterdon turn down for bear

Look I get why they dubbed Lou's dialogue but why did they decide to make him sound like an mild mannered accountant? #Monsterdon

#hercules1983 is just one “special” effect after another. #Monsterdon

he better suplex that bear
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#monsterdon no it wasn’t Hercules it was a bear

bitch slapped by smokey.

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#monsterdon Killed him a bear when he was only, uh, twenty or so.

it's so weird because some of the shots in this movie are like really good and some of them are awful lol

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Bears will eat you. #Monsterdon

bearfight!

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@Taweret yes, somehow that's the one I'm more familiar with

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What is it with these gods and constantly challenging folks?

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“You have the strength of Zeus.”

“I know.”

What an arrogant bastard!

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No, it' bearcules.

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Sure. Uproot the tree by hand, and *then* chop it up with an axe. Seems like someone is adding unnecessary extra steps. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Father! Watch out for the stock footage! #monsterdon

What a shakespearean actor Lou Ferrigno is. Just what the academy needs
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“Put that back in the river!” Excellent scriptwriting. #Monsterdon #hercules

The bear scene! It's here! #monsterdon

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BEAR

You thought it was Hercules, but it was ME, A BEAR #Monsterdon

What the modern walking boot anachronistic heck?
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That man’s muscles are frankly terrifying

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in this version of Greek mythology, the gods just kind of ... do things ... for reasons ... question mark

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I don't understand how he's named Hercules. Did they know who he was when they found him in the river? I thought he was a mystery baby

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These subtitles. It's like every few lines, they fed it through automatic translation to Tagalog and back

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wow so not Lou's voice you guyas warned us but ack

oh, the god-vision is a little warped, better call the service people

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#monsterdon why is he “finishing the forest” exactly?

Coffee grinders have come a long way since then. #monsterdon

well at least they don't waste time with a "why is hercules so strong??" arc

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The Guardian Of Forever cameo!

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…

Does… have axes not been invented yet, or what?
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"As you know, Hercules, you have Zeus's strength," infodumping to a demigod is a free action. #Monsterdon

Zeus, Democrat: how can I be sure that good and evil are on a level playing field? 🤔
Athena, Republican: ah fuck it, I'ma go intervene on the side of evil
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Oh No! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

RE: https://timeloop.cafe/users/Taweret/statuses/116157188626522612

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 iiiii'm a lumberjack and i'm ok

Make like a tree and get outta here! #monsterdon

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Floating there narrating her life choices to no one.

"All right, hurry up then." ?!?!?!?!?!?!

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I'm just saying, they're using an awful lot of what looks like just doing stuff out of clay for a movie that made a big deal about having 1980s CG.

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I think he just fucked that tree down. #Monsterdon

Welcome to the family now push this heavy grinding stone all day everyday. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Being a god must be so boring, having to sit in a rock throne on the moon all the time

I mean why else they would come up with these terrible plans - like if you *actually* wanted to kill a super-strong baby, surely there are better ways than sending a couple river snakes

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Early resistance training. #Monsterdon

I take it back, it's not Ator, it's Swamp Thing #Monsterdon

Temu Madeline Kahn looks annoyed. #monsterdon

He’s moving time on the island!

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#monsterdon I’m game for them to just montage the rest of the film

Stealing the millstone bit from Conan. #Monsterdon

Hercules, have you ever heard of a windmill or a watermill?

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3000 bc grinder doesn't look nearly as fun

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Hercules taking a spell on the wheel so Conan can stretch. #Monsterdon

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#hercules1983
Now this movie is Conan.

"Sit on this fake rock and hold this folded towel, and try to look motherly."

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Sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives...

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like sand through an hour glass...

@arrjay The late 70s Superman. ☺️
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Meanwhile at the angry banana tree.....

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Heracles vs The Daleks on #monsterdon