This is basically how ever episode of the original Power Rangers started
yeah get him hooked on gunpla so he's distracted by painting figurines
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Um, yeah, sure, things coming from space grow big, sure
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#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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Size, like time and space, is relative.
That is some advanced shit Daedalus.
What is this, a Hercules-killing mech FOR ANTS? #Monsterdon
@paco did you just hear Daedelus? "Time & Space are Relative"!
Deadalus is a woman? I have no problem with gender bending, obvs, but what she she wearing?!?!
We can solve the hercules problem with gamma radiation! Surely that won't be a problem. #monsterdon
#monsterdon big huge immense!
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the solution to hercules is lego?
#monsterdon So, have the gods always been flamboyant Star Trek Villains?
"What is this, a solution for ants?!"
A gender flip for Daedalus
@bstacey Far out!
#monsterdon yup looks good
Hercules vs ZOIDS!
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Gotta screencap that "I am dedicated to science" for my next grant application
"This is my solution to Hercules. I call it soap."
Oooh! Sexy Daedalus!
Pascal's Wager intensifies.
Daedalus has a very interesting cod piece.
sorry, is this gender-swapped cyborg Daedalus in iridescent lamΓ©? This is simply TOO AWESOME.
For a second I thought Minos was gonna bust into Day-O
Go, my little Italian friend? #monsterdon
Daedalus is a hot chick with a codpiece, I guess
The King of Thira expects people to just materialize out of the primordial chaos when he calls? I don't enter the Materium for less than two grand, and everyone tells me I'm cheap!
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983
MinOS is my favorite Linux distro.
Daedalus was a Time Lord?
"And this is my solution to Hercules ---"
"What are these... lego?"
"He'll step on them and they'll HURT!"
RICCOLA!
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wut?
Like a sheep call but for Daedalus
I do not believe in the gods! Just because I _am_ one...
They could have saved a few bucks by grabbing a paper crown from the burger joint instead of that plastic thing. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
lot of good weird boops and schloop sounds
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Wait. Did he fling a grizzly into outer space? #monsterdon
someone please remix zeus into something #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Annnndddd now we have someone actually wearing a full blown scifi suit...
Weβre not gonna count this goddess snark for a Bechdel win, are we? #Monsterdon
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#hercules1983
Boop boop
Daedalus is looking swank these days
Uhhhhh Daedalus can get it.
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#monsterdon hang on why is Italian William H Macy summoning Daedalus
why is Minos king of somewhere other than Crete
what the fuck is happening
I really hate the βHera as a villainessβ trope. Sheβs trapped in a marriage with the Literal Worst Guy Ever
Dude, just ask the imperial battleship to stop the flow of time. Just to see what happens.
King Minos is on a giant head in space? He's king of an asteroid?? Daedelus is a sex space witch? OKAY.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
@diazona pinned #Monsterdon toot
Uhh,,, Minos is an asteroid??
Riiiiiicolaaaaa
So THATS how that constellation was made? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
The god king is a big zero. It says so on his outfit.
DAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO. #monsterdon #Hercules
CALL ON YOU.... [waits for teleprompter to catch up]
The bear flying into space got me good lmao
oh I was hoping for an Owl.
And thus the game "Bears in space" was created.
Daedalus, the great tedious of invention. #Monsterdon
Grizzly 3: Journey through Space #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe sounds like a cocktail #Monsterdon
Nice codpiece, Dedalus. #monsterdon
was that an origin story for the Big Dipper
So that's how the one eyed man becomes king! #monsterdon
That explains Ursa Major but what about Ursa Minor - does he kill a smaller bear later?
The sound effects team seem to only have had a Moog. #monsterdon
so that is why men think they can fight a bear
Wow Zardoz has REALLY let himself go. #monsterdon #Hercules
Holy shit! Hercules threw the bear out into space! It left orbit! This has to be the BEST THING WEβVE WITNESSED IN MONSTERDON THIS YEAR!
"That's how your heroes all end up. As stars."
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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This is the story of Crystal Castles
He's wrestling the Nemean...grizzly?
#Monsterdon #Hercules
That stone looks like one of those cursed heads made of ground meat.
No constellations were harmed in the making of this film
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Bart is Ursa Major!
I King Minos of Hera, declare that Krypton is doomed! #monsterdon
Yeet'd that bear into outer space #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
oh my god lmaaaaao i can't stop lauching at this
"Don't show too much of the bear suit, it only cost 100 lira."
"Did you hear what I said about Hercules laser fists?"
- The director
#monsterdon You would'nt like him when he's angry.
that was a 6million dollar jump Hercules
YEET
Gosh, his hands ma hand blaster
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Is he punching a bear?! #Monsterdon
He achieved the throne of Thebes with the help of the Princess⦠of Cinemax soft-core #Monsterdon
Hurk hate all living things
I can feel the cosmos
BEARS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE #monsterdon #Hercules
Just like Spider-man, he was too busy showing off wrestling the bear & his dad died. #Monsterdon
wait, i'm sorry, WHAT???
First Bear In Space!
also his bear hands #Monsterdon
NO! DON' WAN' TEDDY!
#monsterdon with great power must come great responsibility
Pooh!
BHAR TOSS'N!
s/Hercules/Testicles/g
He made that bear see stars.
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