This is basically how ever episode of the original Power Rangers started

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yeah get him hooked on gunpla so he's distracted by painting figurines
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Um, yeah, sure, things coming from space grow big, sure
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Size, like time and space, is relative.
That is some advanced shit Daedalus.

What is this, a Hercules-killing mech FOR ANTS? #Monsterdon

@paco did you just hear Daedelus? "Time & Space are Relative"!

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Deadalus is a woman? I have no problem with gender bending, obvs, but what she she wearing?!?!

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We can solve the hercules problem with gamma radiation! Surely that won't be a problem. #monsterdon

#monsterdon big huge immense!

"Size, like time and space, is relative".

YOU LEFT OUT TIME AND DIMENSION

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the solution to hercules is lego?

#monsterdon So, have the gods always been flamboyant Star Trek Villains?

"What is this, a solution for ants?!"

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A gender flip for Daedalus

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@bstacey Far out!

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#monsterdon yup looks good

Hercules vs ZOIDS!
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Gotta screencap that "I am dedicated to science" for my next grant application

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"This is my solution to Hercules. I call it soap."

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Oooh! Sexy Daedalus!

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Pascal's Wager intensifies.

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Daedalus has a very interesting cod piece.

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sorry, is this gender-swapped cyborg Daedalus in iridescent lamé? This is simply TOO AWESOME.

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For a second I thought Minos was gonna bust into Day-O

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Go, my little Italian friend? #monsterdon

Daedalus is a hot chick with a codpiece, I guess

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The King of Thira expects people to just materialize out of the primordial chaos when he calls? I don't enter the Materium for less than two grand, and everyone tells me I'm cheap!

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MinOS is my favorite Linux distro.

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Daedalus was a Time Lord?

"And this is my solution to Hercules ---"

"What are these... lego?"

"He'll step on them and they'll HURT!"

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RICCOLA!

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wut?

Like a sheep call but for Daedalus

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I do not believe in the gods! Just because I _am_ one...

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They could have saved a few bucks by grabbing a paper crown from the burger joint instead of that plastic thing. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Oh. Okay.

Hellooooooooo, Daedalus!

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lot of good weird boops and schloop sounds
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Wait. Did he fling a grizzly into outer space? #monsterdon

someone please remix zeus into something #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Annnndddd now we have someone actually wearing a full blown scifi suit...

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We’re not gonna count this goddess snark for a Bechdel win, are we? #Monsterdon

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Boop boop

Daedalus is looking swank these days

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Uhhhhh Daedalus can get it.
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#monsterdon hang on why is Italian William H Macy summoning Daedalus

why is Minos king of somewhere other than Crete

what the fuck is happening

I really hate the “Hera as a villainess” trope. She’s trapped in a marriage with the Literal Worst Guy Ever

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Dude, just ask the imperial battleship to stop the flow of time. Just to see what happens.

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King Minos is on a giant head in space? He's king of an asteroid?? Daedelus is a sex space witch? OKAY.
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@diazona pinned #Monsterdon toot

Uhh,,, Minos is an asteroid??

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Riiiiiicolaaaaa

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So THATS how that constellation was made? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

The god king is a big zero. It says so on his outfit.

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DAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO. #monsterdon #Hercules

CALL ON YOU.... [waits for teleprompter to catch up]

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The bear flying into space got me good lmao

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oh I was hoping for an Owl.

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And thus the game "Bears in space" was created.

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Daedalus, the great tedious of invention. #Monsterdon

Grizzly 3: Journey through Space #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe sounds like a cocktail #Monsterdon

Nice codpiece, Dedalus. #monsterdon

was that an origin story for the Big Dipper

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So that's how the one eyed man becomes king! #monsterdon

That explains Ursa Major but what about Ursa Minor - does he kill a smaller bear later?

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The sound effects team seem to only have had a Moog. #monsterdon

so that is why men think they can fight a bear

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HE THREW THE BEAR INTO SPACE.

YOU ALL SAW IT.

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Wow Zardoz has REALLY let himself go. #monsterdon #Hercules

Holy shit! Hercules threw the bear out into space! It left orbit! This has to be the BEST THING WE’VE WITNESSED IN MONSTERDON THIS YEAR!

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"That's how your heroes all end up. As stars."

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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This is the story of Crystal Castles

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He's wrestling the Nemean...grizzly?
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That stone looks like one of those cursed heads made of ground meat.

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No constellations were harmed in the making of this film

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Bart is Ursa Major!

I King Minos of Hera, declare that Krypton is doomed! #monsterdon

Yeet'd that bear into outer space #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

oh my god lmaaaaao i can't stop lauching at this

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"Don't show too much of the bear suit, it only cost 100 lira."

"Did you hear what I said about Hercules laser fists?"

- The director

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#monsterdon You would'nt like him when he's angry.

that was a 6million dollar jump Hercules

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YEET

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Gosh, his hands ma hand blaster
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Is he punching a bear?! #Monsterdon

He achieved the throne of Thebes with the help of the Princess… of Cinemax soft-core #Monsterdon

Hurk hate all living things

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I can feel the cosmos

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BEARS IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE #monsterdon #Hercules

Just like Spider-man, he was too busy showing off wrestling the bear & his dad died. #Monsterdon

wait, i'm sorry, WHAT???

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First Bear In Space!

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also his bear hands #Monsterdon

NO! DON' WAN' TEDDY!

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#monsterdon with great power must come great responsibility

Pooh!

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BHAR TOSS'N!

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s/Hercules/Testicles/g

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He made that bear see stars.
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