He says “farewell, mother” with all the emotion of a graham cracker.

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#monsterdon right, you don’t have a house bc you just burned it down

Hercules Goes Goth.

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"it's your own house!"

"oops"

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#monsterdon "I don't **have* a house anymore!"*

Yeah. We know.

#monsterdon Hercules, you can't burn down a concrete house. C'mon buddy, think about it

Wait, hold up. Don't get that flame so close to the paper mache house!

*Woosh*

You sure can tell that isn't real wood... Wow.

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WTF is that place made of anyway??

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Does Hercules actually save anyone in this film? #Monsterdon

Lou Ferrigno is not much of an actor, but he’s really trying, bless his heart.

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So. Anyone got marshmallows? #monsterdon #Hercules

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I mean Megabubo. Cuz Bubo is MechaBubo.

Your pyre is four freshly uprooted trees. Yeah, that ought to burn well. Not. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

He's so sensitive. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

"I don't have a house any more."

Well, yeah- you just destroyed it.
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I am glad they put Lou in a furry loincloth

Honestly this is some really solid stop-motion and compositing.

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I can only assume that everyone who saw this in theaters thought someone put LSD in the popcorn.

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So, as someone who been bit by the 'lectricity bug a time or eight,

...it don't look like that

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HERCULES KILLED BOBO

HOORAY!

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He's not plowing, hes working out. They just didn't invent tractor tires yet. #monsterdon

That thing is going to annoy Hercules w/ sound.
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Hercules fights robot Mothra #monsterdon

this movie is such a trip

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This is the dumbest thing I have watched in a very long time.

And I mean that in the best possible way. I'm dying :NagatoroLaugh:

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well fuck the 12 labors i guess, lets fight giant robots form the gods. This movie sure had some influences 🤖

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#monsterdon okay, the weird bug ship no-selling the axe to the face did make me laugh

That thing looks less like the product of a Greek god and more like Galactor is sending its latest monster mech to attack Gatchaman.

That is, if Gatchaman were running around in a loincloth.

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This LEGO® makes horrible sounds when it fights.

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Oh I do not like the noise that side scrolling shooter boss is making. Please make it stop Herc.
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"OK, you win! Just stop making that really annoying sound!"

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That flying contraption is making the same noises I do when I wake up and there's no tea

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If Herc's friend isn't named Newton I'm outta here. #monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger flyswatter

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Giant mecha-moths were common in ancient Greece, y'know

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Your giant science moth is no match for my giant stick!

Herc's "WHAT" reaction, oh jeez, hahaha

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I don't know what this machine did to his mom but it's about to do me in w/ that sound effect.

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#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 is this trying to one-up clash of the titans' mechanical owl?

If only Hercules had seen Grizzly, then he’d have known the move here is a rocket launcher #Monsterdon

This screeching is horrific. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

[extreme Minnesota voice] Yeah, the mosquitos are big this time of year...

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It's Mechabubo!

So, who the hell were those people?
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"Hi. I'm Rags. Woof, woof, woof."

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#monsterdon just throw a bear at it!

Noooo the electric clothespin is coming for him!

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I love ancient grecean robots #monsterdon

Hercules, champion caber tosser of Greece

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@strangefour Oh yeah that thing is really Zoids-y

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Robot ....moth? Are we in a godzilla movie?

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This movie is so charmingly goofy and I like it. #monsterdon

Least convincing death scene I've seen in a while

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These goobers! They all need acting lessons, I love them!

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Herc dropping everything because his mother is in trouble

such a wholesome slab of beefcake

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#monsterdon could the messenger dude not tell him what happened?

[machine buzzing]

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Is he sowing dragon teeth? Do we get a skeleton fight?

She died rather than talk to Hercules. That's got to sting. He has so much childhood trauma.

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is that baby crying like a goat?

Well, theyre both kids!

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Dude just wants to be a farmer, but the gods can’t stop meddling in his life, forcing him into heroship.

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Lou running is HI - LAR - EEE - US.

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I really want to to talk with the foley guy who couldn't resist using a comic sound effect when a regular one would do.

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Mosquitos were much bigger back then

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What constellation will this thing become? #monsterdon

@hollie but howdy, not worse tools; you're WEARING bronze, dude! You gotta at least hear about this cool new "plowshare" thing!
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#monsterdon your mother isn’t a bear either, jfyi

I'm not sure even Sam Raimi could save this #monsterdon

"Hercules! Your mother is in danger!

"From my dad!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"

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that's not the right kind of stoned AT ALL, Hercules!

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Deus Ex Machina via Robotics #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Those plowshare stones seem needlessly large. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 those rock ploughshares look unnecessarily large

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Why does Daedalus give him erector sets? And badly built ones at that.

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Siri, what’s the slowest way to plow a field?

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@amyfou All he has to do is step on it in the dark and he's done for.
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Uh, perhaps the worst plow of all time. #monsterdon

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Horsie!

His crown looks like it came with a whopper jr. meal. #monsterdon

Now, the breathtaking plowing scene

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The King of Thira isn't exactly hitting Rita Repulsa levels of competence yet.

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"We have Bubo from Clash of the Titans at home"

Bubo at home: whatever that thing was

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"A small solution to such a big problem."

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I'm going to assume this film was sponsored by cocaine from now on
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uh, wut are they goin' on about growin' and such
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science will make them grow in water!!!!

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MINOS MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!

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I like that the ropes are slack while he's pulling those rocks. #monsterdon

He’s no Bubo #Monsterdon

@amyfou I hear that set sold like hotcakes. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Um, no. We grab Rita Repulso to zap them with her staff to make them bigger. Atmospheric contact... how ridiculous. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

A guy who deals with his complex emotions by plowing fields, I mean, he could choose worse ways

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Minos doesn't believe in the gods. He knows they exist, but it doesn't do to go around believing in them.

Gives them ideas above their station.

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Radical atheism by killing the gods?

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Daedalus’s solution to Hercules is LEGO® Mindstorms®.

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So... the secret to making things grow or shrink is entirely based on atmospheric conditions. Thus if you make a toy in space it will be huge on Earth.

Of course! Why didn't I realize! It's so obviou- what

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oh my great greek space gods! We're geting space robot #kajiu fights! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Sizable, even!

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