He says โfarewell, motherโ with all the emotion of a graham cracker.
#monsterdon right, you donโt have a house bc you just burned it down
Hercules Goes Goth.
#monsterdon "I don't **have* a house anymore!"*
Yeah. We know.
#monsterdon Hercules, you can't burn down a concrete house. C'mon buddy, think about it
Wait, hold up. Don't get that flame so close to the paper mache house!
*Woosh*
You sure can tell that isn't real wood... Wow.
WTF is that place made of anyway??
Does Hercules actually save anyone in this film? #Monsterdon
Lou Ferrigno is not much of an actor, but heโs really trying, bless his heart.
So. Anyone got marshmallows? #monsterdon #Hercules
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I mean Megabubo. Cuz Bubo is MechaBubo.
Your pyre is four freshly uprooted trees. Yeah, that ought to burn well. Not. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
He's so sensitive. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
"I don't have a house any more."
Well, yeah- you just destroyed it.
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I am glad they put Lou in a furry loincloth
Honestly this is some really solid stop-motion and compositing.
I can only assume that everyone who saw this in theaters thought someone put LSD in the popcorn.
So, as someone who been bit by the 'lectricity bug a time or eight,
...it don't look like that
He's not plowing, hes working out. They just didn't invent tractor tires yet. #monsterdon
That thing is going to annoy Hercules w/ sound.
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Hercules fights robot Mothra #monsterdon
this movie is such a trip
This is the dumbest thing I have watched in a very long time.
And I mean that in the best possible way. I'm dying :NagatoroLaugh:
well fuck the 12 labors i guess, lets fight giant robots form the gods. This movie sure had some influences ๐ค
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#monsterdon okay, the weird bug ship no-selling the axe to the face did make me laugh
That thing looks less like the product of a Greek god and more like Galactor is sending its latest monster mech to attack Gatchaman.
That is, if Gatchaman were running around in a loincloth.
This LEGOยฎ makes horrible sounds when it fights.
Oh I do not like the noise that side scrolling shooter boss is making. Please make it stop Herc.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
"OK, you win! Just stop making that really annoying sound!"
That flying contraption is making the same noises I do when I wake up and there's no tea
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If Herc's friend isn't named Newton I'm outta here. #monsterdon
Gonna need a bigger flyswatter
Giant mecha-moths were common in ancient Greece, y'know
#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc
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Your giant science moth is no match for my giant stick!
Herc's "WHAT" reaction, oh jeez, hahaha
I don't know what this machine did to his mom but it's about to do me in w/ that sound effect.
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 is this trying to one-up clash of the titans' mechanical owl?
If only Hercules had seen Grizzly, then heโd have known the move here is a rocket launcher #Monsterdon
This screeching is horrific. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
[extreme Minnesota voice] Yeah, the mosquitos are big this time of year...
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It's Mechabubo!
So, who the hell were those people?
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"Hi. I'm Rags. Woof, woof, woof."
#monsterdon just throw a bear at it!
Noooo the electric clothespin is coming for him!
I love ancient grecean robots #monsterdon
Hercules, champion caber tosser of Greece
@strangefour Oh yeah that thing is really Zoids-y
Robot ....moth? Are we in a godzilla movie?
This movie is so charmingly goofy and I like it. #monsterdon
Least convincing death scene I've seen in a while
These goobers! They all need acting lessons, I love them!
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Herc dropping everything because his mother is in trouble
such a wholesome slab of beefcake
#monsterdon could the messenger dude not tell him what happened?
[machine buzzing]
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Is he sowing dragon teeth? Do we get a skeleton fight?
She died rather than talk to Hercules. That's got to sting. He has so much childhood trauma.
Dude just wants to be a farmer, but the gods canโt stop meddling in his life, forcing him into heroship.
Lou running is HI - LAR - EEE - US.
I really want to to talk with the foley guy who couldn't resist using a comic sound effect when a regular one would do.
Mosquitos were much bigger back then
What constellation will this thing become? #monsterdon
@hollie but howdy, not worse tools; you're WEARING bronze, dude! You gotta at least hear about this cool new "plowshare" thing!
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#monsterdon your mother isnโt a bear either, jfyi
I'm not sure even Sam Raimi could save this #monsterdon
that's not the right kind of stoned AT ALL, Hercules!
Deus Ex Machina via Robotics #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Those plowshare stones seem needlessly large. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 those rock ploughshares look unnecessarily large
Why does Daedalus give him erector sets? And badly built ones at that.
Siri, whatโs the slowest way to plow a field?
@amyfou All he has to do is step on it in the dark and he's done for.
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Uh, perhaps the worst plow of all time. #monsterdon
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Horsie!
His crown looks like it came with a whopper jr. meal. #monsterdon
Now, the breathtaking plowing scene
The King of Thira isn't exactly hitting Rita Repulsa levels of competence yet.
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"A small solution to such a big problem."
I'm going to assume this film was sponsored by cocaine from now on
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uh, wut are they goin' on about growin' and such
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science will make them grow in water!!!!
MINOS MAKE MY MONSTER GROW!
I like that the ropes are slack while he's pulling those rocks. #monsterdon
Heโs no Bubo #Monsterdon
@amyfou I hear that set sold like hotcakes. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Um, no. We grab Rita Repulso to zap them with her staff to make them bigger. Atmospheric contact... how ridiculous. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
A guy who deals with his complex emotions by plowing fields, I mean, he could choose worse ways
Minos doesn't believe in the gods. He knows they exist, but it doesn't do to go around believing in them.
Gives them ideas above their station.
Radical atheism by killing the gods?
Daedalusโs solution to Hercules is LEGOยฎ Mindstormsยฎ.
So... the secret to making things grow or shrink is entirely based on atmospheric conditions. Thus if you make a toy in space it will be huge on Earth.
Of course! Why didn't I realize! It's so obviou- what
oh my great greek space gods! We're geting space robot #kajiu fights! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Sizable, even!