Oh fuck yeah, I love Casiopeia
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I guess Dorcon wants to take her to prom?

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@Taweret boy I sure hope so

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No, Hercules has passed out bc of the smell.

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#Monsterdon Lou Filerman is really chapping my hide. He's gonna sidle me out of my job.

isn't this where Atreyu meets the Oracle?

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#monsterdon do we think she has a lower face, or?

Y'all are way too far ahead of me. And it's not because I've been frame-by-framing the Lou Ferrigno scenes. I'll do that on my own time. #monsterdon

Herc's bravado makes him quite a mark tbh. He could really use some more gorm.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

"You think so?"

"Ummmmmmm, no." ?!?!?!?!?!?

#monsterdon

Clean all the shit, Herc. alllll of it. #monsterdon

Hercules, the first environmentalist!

#MONSTERDON
#Hercules_1983

Oh, we are doing the tasks after all.

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Yeah, shit shoveling montage. #monsterdon

Dude, keep your stable clean, come on!
#monsterdon

@amyfou 😆 Voice actors did not pay attention is school.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I love when the subtitles have only a passing resemblance to the actual dialog.

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how many #secrets did i hear in that?
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#monsterdon that would make me evil

I’m serious, Henchman Advisor is currently my favorite character

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Lou is A-OK with this plan

Cassiopeia? Does he chuck her into space too?

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Does he throw everything in space? #Monsterdon

in a secret place where no cameras are, uh, where only my cameras are, uh

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wait, what? How does taking Cassiopeia to Athens help anyone or anything?

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Oh yes, the famous One Labors of Hercules. #monsterdon

#monsterdon wewewewe must, yes

Ariana? You mean Ariadne? Half sister of the Minotaur?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

"...and besides, it is a very silly place!"

#monsterdon

So Herc's task is to shovel a bunch of shit. #monsterdon

You will accompany my daughter. This is no easy task. She is such a bore. She will talk your ear off.

#monsterdon

Cassiopeia could really use a fit check on that mask.

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

So that's where that space log looking probe from Star Trek IV came from. It was that log Hercules threw into space coming back all those years later.

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These pronunciations #monsterdon

being a roadie for Casiopea sounds pretty good actually

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@trixter I'll swing around on the next orbiiiiiiiittttt... #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Why is Hercules throwing everything into space?

I'm not the only one who thinks that's weird, right?

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Very much appreciating the aqua theme this guy's court has going on. #monsterdon

If the skies are clear in your part of the world, go outside and have a look at the Tree Trunk constellation.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret If we're lucky.

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if you could throw stuff into space just imagine what would be up there #Monsterdon

Somehow I suspect that this will not be the last YEET we see in this film.

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Well the blades didn’t hurt him at all but sure, let’s see how he can wrestle #Monsterdon

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It's a good thing when you throw wood at high velocity through the atmosphere it doesn't burn.

okay, seriously, we get that Hercules can use anything to win the shot put competition

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"You'll accompany my daughter Cassiopeia to Athens.

"This is no easy task. She won't shut up about fashion, makeup, and perfume. Good luck, Hercules!"

#monsterdon

...Hercules threw a giant log to the moon

wut

why

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"Now can I use your bathroom?"

#Monsterdon

Yeet'd another thing into orbit. 2/? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Oops all logs

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No Log constellation‽

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Fortunately, that log crashed into and destroyed a huge alien ship coming to destroy our planet #monsterdon

Oh, now the log is headed to space? #Monsterdon

The constellation of The Log. It's big. It's heavy. It's wood.
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"And that is how the planet Jupiter got its spot!"

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is he just gonna throw a different random thing into space every ten minutes

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And that's how we got our most famous constellation; Log.

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AAaannnnndddd, he just threw a tree trunk out into space because...
...
...
............

ANYWAY, TIME FOR SOME EPIC STOMPING

#monsterdon

damn nasa should hire this guy he knows how to launch shit into the moon
#monsterdon

"Captains log..."

#monsterdon

Oh nice, the bear will have a little forest up there now, like its native environment. #Monsterdon

LOGS IN SPACE! #Monsterdon

Thus spake Zarathustra #monsterdon #Hercules1983

he threw the log to ... bean the bear? i don't know why he threw the bear...

doesn't quite scan.

#hercules1983 #monsterdon

Your highness... There is still the bonus round, where all the prizes are doubled, but the questions are much harder.

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#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 wife: " 🎶 logs... in... space! 🎶 "

Space isn't your garbage dump, Hercules.

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This might just be me, and I'm not the world's foremost expert in classical athletics, but I don't think the Greeks allowed you to use logs during wrestling competitions. #monsterdon

Cabers! In! Spaaaaaace!

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and that's how Jupiter got the Great Red Spot

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what the hell constellation is that gonna be…

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hercules, space polluter

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And then that log formed the constellation we know as The Log.

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It's that long comet thing from the other year...

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That tree will be back in 3000 years looking for whales #monsterdon

If that log doesn't blow up the planet this movie is for nothing. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie another evergreen #Monsterdon toot

#TheIncredibleHerc

SPACE LOG!

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We have liftoff!

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Now much wrestling, more crushing. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

And that is how we got the Log Constellation
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I am impressed with the vast amounts of hallucinogenics they must have been taking. #Monsterdon #hercules

that ship has our whales!

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Like he just beat two chariots and the FINAL test is fighting 8 twinks?

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This is the origin story for US special forces log-carrying training. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon SPACELOG

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 did he just crush all those dudes' rib cages?

I don’t know who the actor playing the king’s henchman is, but he had FUN saying his lines!!!

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Is this a Mel Brooks movie?!?

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Hercules has won this year's Royal Rumble!
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funny I don't remember the constellation "log"

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His back looks like an angry sack of walnuts. That's not alright.
#Monsterdon

The Wrestlers are done. What's next? The comfy chair?

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Wow he knocked the hairpiece right off of that guy. #Monsterdon

I just, uhm, I just want to be clear. No there wasn't some challenge in Greek times where someone was supposed to just... fight chariots with blades spinning on the wheels... Like... That's just not a thing and... I shouldn't have to write these words... yet here we are...

I just, uh, want to go back a moment and add here: even if you're super-ultra-strong, blades won't just... bend against you...

#Monsterdon

YER GODDAMN TOOTIN THERE ARE STILL THE WRESTLERS

I NEED TO SEE A LETHAL COMBINATION LIKE, RIGHT THE HELL NOW

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It's log, it's log, it's big it's heavy it's wood. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon first you get the jar, then you get the LOG

Point of order: some of the wrestlers are 12 years old

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NOTE: no white men were harmed in the making of this movie. #monsterdon #hercules1983