Dialogue and costumes designed by 13 year old boys. #monsterdon

Ferringo looks like he's recovering from a concussion at basically all times in this movie

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That's one "Cassio" I could go for 🥁

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@bunnyhero That's the lemon juice they used to put in the rivers

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He's going to get billed for those busted doors. This is what happens when you 'know a guy'. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Boooooooooo i wanted snaggle teeth under there.
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Surprise, she was Medusa all the time! Oh wait, that's someone else. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

@moira Pretty sure I didn't see either of them lead one single horse out.

I'm sure it's fine.

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Hercules, you cleaned the horses out of the stables, too.

Sybill Danning always gets the most understated outfits. #monsterdon

Herc is gonna divert another river to get that veil off her face.

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He flung a bear into space but lifting one boulder makes him make exertion noises. C- for inconsistency. #monsterdon

Audience saw her first!


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lol, Jon Stewart Zeus say "no horny for you!" ]

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Herc is not a smart guy. What the hell kind of plow was that?

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And then they discover the stables were actually a server room
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Are we going to talk about the fact that there's no way 1,000 horses fit in that stable? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Funny that she takes the time to do her makeup even though she didn't expect anyone to see her face.

put it back on
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"Ok, changed my mind, put the veil back on. Ew"

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I had to go make tea, what did I miss

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@srol I was wondering about that XD

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"I've done what I promised" And all the horses have drowned. #monsterdon #Hercules

Nice of the river to dry itself

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Someone in the next town over is dealing with a lot of horseshit right now. #Monsterdon

@moira
There were horses?

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HOW DID HE PUT THE RIVER BACK

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Causing a “natural” disaster to clean stables was a choice…

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net The king just said to clean the stables. Maintenance of life was not specified.

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Hercules just ruined the entire region's agricultural economy. #monsterdon

Waitwhat it takes two rocks to fill the ravine to the top? Also all the horses are probably washed away as well, good job. #monsterdon

Those stalls are clean enough to eat off of. #Monsterdon

wow he even polished the skylights

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Clean the stables, but drown 1,000 horses... all in a night's work. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Yeah floods clean. Sure Hercules you horse killer.
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I know this seems hard to believe, but this was also how Aphrodite came to be.

"Why, you're a g-g-g-g-GURL!"
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Wait but....how did the water get way up there....I....waht....

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I'm not sure if flooding the premises counts as cleaning, pal. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon After a major flood, be sure to call your insurance company and tell them your stables are clean.

So that's what it looks like when 1,000 horses drown.

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that's Hercules, known river-wrecker and number one polluter. ruined so much water.

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Is this a stable without drownable horses?

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"They did put the horses outside, right? Right?"

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"hey remember that dam break scene in Superman? let's do that too!" #monsterdon

Ok, so look. We can't apply logic here. #Monsterdon

Hercules has angered the river. #Monsterdon

It would be fun to cut this with the opening to The Land Of The Lost. #monsterdon #Hercules

Hercules: (redirects the river through the stables)

River: (watches through the entire stables)

Cassoipeia: Wait, you washed the stables but ALL THE HORSES JUST DROWNED, you moron!

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That much painted foam rock is still pretty heavy for a normal guy. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

So many like-minds tonight on the livestream, love seeing y'all

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It's funny that he's using this method and it's considered a victory, when this is notably one of the labors that Eurystheus refused to count because Hercules didn't do it himself. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 gosh these styrofoam boulders sure are heavy

wait the fuck the river gonna do it's way the hell down in a valley??
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It is so blue WHY IS IT SO BLUE NOW #Monsterdon

As I recall, he had to do an extra task because they said the river had done the task, in some versions. Bit rules lawyery. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon what... are the water physics doing here exactly

Hercules throws the rock into the river, and now thousands of people who live downstream are now dead. 😆

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#monsterdon gravity was slower back then

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Lou's gonna drop a boulder in a river and it's gonna clean the stable but the horsies would warsh away I worry

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Putting a river through a stable to clean it and then not worrying about the pollution downstream is a real dick move.

Of course, this get Tyre into a war over water rights....

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What a tremendous work of papier mache. #Monsterdon

I mean sure, fuck those downstream farmers, but this stable is gonna be _clean_

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And now Herc bribes some river gods to do the work for him like he was Huck Finn.
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Dam it! Hercules!!

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Is this stable like Tardis from the last movie, bigger in than out?
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How much environmental damage is Herc causing by redirecting the river? Not very ecologically sound, Hercules! #monsterdon

#monsterdon If there's one thing that always makes things cleaner, it's a flood.

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We're going to see a lot of 🐴💩 going into outer space

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Dam Hercules

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The stable is shaped like horses so no one has to ask what the building is for. #Monsterdon

It's always handy when the cleaning staff shows up, armed with a navigable river.

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Are you going to clean the stables by yeeting it into space? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

brilliant Hercules! Brilliant!

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smooth talker, Hercules
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I'm 'bout to run out AND tire

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She's gonna have an ear full of cider...

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Hercules is prepared to be the ultimate shit flinger.

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This is called a sucker deal.

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I have subtitles on and the dialogue is soooo different from the subs. It's weeeeird.

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#monsterdon throw me next!

Okay raising the stakes is an interesting direction to go. #Monsterdon

When she says the oracle said she will marry whoever sees her face first, Hercules looks like he’s about to rip it off.

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Not a very concealing veil #Monsterdon

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Lou, that's not how we ask a girl on a date.

This is how we got the Dorkon constellation

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@bug_elseif você deveria nos acompanhar no #monsterdon qualquer dia desses.
Boa noite

Herc's got a pressure washer hidden behind that stall

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I can totally see her face.

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Bruh, how the fuck you know she's there if you can't see her

Learn words, Big Her
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Are you going to toss it into space?

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Cassiopeia is gonna be headed to spaaaaaaaceeeeee #Monsterdon

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Clean the stalls, how laborious.

the oracle just likes to play practical jokes on people. she's kinda mean like that.

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"why wouldn't you wear a veil? being known sucks ass."

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Isn't she going to end up a constellation also?

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If I were a scheming vizier, I would simply not be named "dork on"

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@Taweret 🤣

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