Ferringo looks like he's recovering from a concussion at basically all times in this movie

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That's one "Cassio" I could go for 🥁

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@bunnyhero That's the lemon juice they used to put in the rivers

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He's going to get billed for those busted doors. This is what happens when you 'know a guy'. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Boooooooooo i wanted snaggle teeth under there.
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Surprise, she was Medusa all the time! Oh wait, that's someone else. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

@moira Pretty sure I didn't see either of them lead one single horse out.

I'm sure it's fine.

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Sybill Danning always gets the most understated outfits. #monsterdon

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Hercules, you cleaned the horses out of the stables, too.

Herc is gonna divert another river to get that veil off her face.

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He flung a bear into space but lifting one boulder makes him make exertion noises. C- for inconsistency. #monsterdon

Audience saw her first!


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lol, Jon Stewart Zeus say "no horny for you!" ]

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Herc is not a smart guy. What the hell kind of plow was that?

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And then they discover the stables were actually a server room
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Are we going to talk about the fact that there's no way 1,000 horses fit in that stable? #monsterdon

put it back on
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#monsterdon Funny that she takes the time to do her makeup even though she didn't expect anyone to see her face.

"Ok, changed my mind, put the veil back on. Ew"

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I had to go make tea, what did I miss

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@srol I was wondering about that XD

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"I've done what I promised" And all the horses have drowned. #monsterdon #Hercules

Nice of the river to dry itself

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Someone in the next town over is dealing with a lot of horseshit right now. #Monsterdon

@moira
There were horses?

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HOW DID HE PUT THE RIVER BACK

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Causing a “natural” disaster to clean stables was a choice…

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net The king just said to clean the stables. Maintenance of life was not specified.

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Hercules just ruined the entire region's agricultural economy. #monsterdon

Waitwhat it takes two rocks to fill the ravine to the top? Also all the horses are probably washed away as well, good job. #monsterdon

Those stalls are clean enough to eat off of. #Monsterdon

wow he even polished the skylights

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Clean the stables, but drown 1,000 horses... all in a night's work. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Yeah floods clean. Sure Hercules you horse killer.
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I know this seems hard to believe, but this was also how Aphrodite came to be.

"Why, you're a g-g-g-g-GURL!"
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Wait but....how did the water get way up there....I....waht....

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I'm not sure if flooding the premises counts as cleaning, pal. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon After a major flood, be sure to call your insurance company and tell them your stables are clean.

So that's what it looks like when 1,000 horses drown.

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that's Hercules, known river-wrecker and number one polluter. ruined so much water.

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Is this a stable without drownable horses?

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"They did put the horses outside, right? Right?"

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"hey remember that dam break scene in Superman? let's do that too!" #monsterdon

Ok, so look. We can't apply logic here. #Monsterdon

Hercules has angered the river. #Monsterdon

It would be fun to cut this with the opening to The Land Of The Lost. #monsterdon #Hercules

Hercules: (redirects the river through the stables)

River: (watches through the entire stables)

Cassoipeia: Wait, you washed the stables but ALL THE HORSES JUST DROWNED, you moron!

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That much painted foam rock is still pretty heavy for a normal guy. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

So many like-minds tonight on the livestream, love seeing y'all

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It's funny that he's using this method and it's considered a victory, when this is notably one of the labors that Eurystheus refused to count because Hercules didn't do it himself. #monsterdon

wait the fuck the river gonna do it's way the hell down in a valley??
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#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 gosh these styrofoam boulders sure are heavy

It is so blue WHY IS IT SO BLUE NOW #Monsterdon

As I recall, he had to do an extra task because they said the river had done the task, in some versions. Bit rules lawyery. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon what... are the water physics doing here exactly

Hercules throws the rock into the river, and now thousands of people who live downstream are now dead. 😆

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Don't tell Herc that! He already burned down his home and his mom! I think he's got a problem....

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Lou's gonna drop a boulder in a river and it's gonna clean the stable but the horsies would warsh away I worry

#monsterdon gravity was slower back then

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Putting a river through a stable to clean it and then not worrying about the pollution downstream is a real dick move.

Of course, this get Tyre into a war over water rights....

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I mean sure, fuck those downstream farmers, but this stable is gonna be _clean_

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What a tremendous work of papier mache. #Monsterdon

And now Herc bribes some river gods to do the work for him like he was Huck Finn.
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Dam it! Hercules!!

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Is this stable like Tardis from the last movie, bigger in than out?
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How much environmental damage is Herc causing by redirecting the river? Not very ecologically sound, Hercules! #monsterdon

#monsterdon If there's one thing that always makes things cleaner, it's a flood.

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We're going to see a lot of 🐴💩 going into outer space

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Dam Hercules

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The stable is shaped like horses so no one has to ask what the building is for. #Monsterdon

It's always handy when the cleaning staff shows up, armed with a navigable river.

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Are you going to clean the stables by yeeting it into space? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

brilliant Hercules! Brilliant!

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smooth talker, Hercules
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I'm 'bout to run out AND tire

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She's gonna have an ear full of cider...

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Hercules is prepared to be the ultimate shit flinger.

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This is called a sucker deal.

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I have subtitles on and the dialogue is soooo different from the subs. It's weeeeird.

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#monsterdon throw me next!

Okay raising the stakes is an interesting direction to go. #Monsterdon

When she says the oracle said she will marry whoever sees her face first, Hercules looks like he’s about to rip it off.

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Not a very concealing veil #Monsterdon

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Lou, that's not how we ask a girl on a date.

This is how we got the Dorkon constellation

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@bug_elseif você deveria nos acompanhar no #monsterdon qualquer dia desses.
Boa noite

Herc's got a pressure washer hidden behind that stall

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I can totally see her face.

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Bruh, how the fuck you know she's there if you can't see her

Learn words, Big Her
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Are you going to toss it into space?

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Cassiopeia is gonna be headed to spaaaaaaaceeeeee #Monsterdon

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Clean the stalls, how laborious.

the oracle just likes to play practical jokes on people. she's kinda mean like that.

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"why wouldn't you wear a veil? being known sucks ass."

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If I were a scheming vizier, I would simply not be named "dork on"

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Isn't she going to end up a constellation also?

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@Taweret 🤣

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