night and day being two of four elements is so awesome because light is not an element, only whether the thing you are riding on is in the way betwen you and light or not #monsterdon
@ricci #monsterdon #WrongHercules
he did a pretty cool roll over the table at the start of the fight.
@moira @Taweret I could go for a complete star chart of #Monsterdon constellations
Oh wow... I truly wish I had a screenshot of the face the "emperor" just made... That was, uh, something...
@CactuarJoe βStarcrashβ is a masterpiece! I mean, a masterpiece of confusing sci-fi effects, but a masterpiece nonetheless!
@davesdogmaggie Well, you can always be clever next week. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
#monsterdon Thank you @Taweret for a delightful and unexpected romp through my very formative youth. :)
@davesdogmaggie It was right there... #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Wilco_-_Iβm_the_One_Who_Truly_Loves_You.mp3 #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
The Constellation of "two people fucking"
I... what? That was silly. Many things happened, but what?
@jonny you definitely can.
Did I just watch a cocaine-fueled fever dream? #monsterdon
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And herc was the real monster!
Thanks @Taweret for hosting and to everyone in #Monsterdon with your great commentary!
The case had a Sybil in it and she didn't play Sybil? Missed opportunity there.
"Are you really Casio Peah or are you one of the others reborn?"
"I'm all of them and none of them."
What? No. She's herself. She was there from the start. We don't have weird time shenanigans going on in this one. That's about the only thing that wasn't going on in this...
now you've done it hercules!!!! the lesbian volcano is erupting!!!! #monsterdon
What is happening. Why did this person turn into a space rock?
@moira @ricci lesbian tip and bisexual core #monsterdon
Please tell me this ends with the volcano being Vesuvius and killing Pompeii.
(I have no idea what's going on or if they named the volcano at any point)
@ricci lesbian
whoah, ColorFlame Sword.
the scale ride kinda sucks.
Princess Evilla doesn't learn very fast does she. #Monsterdon
is she giving herc E? where are the baby pacifiers and the candy necklaces?
in the dungeon of Forbidden Magic cards
...wait, didn't we see this nonsense in Planet Earth?
"I've no doubt, my dear."
After all, your front-butt is perky as ever. #Monsterdon
Chains will work this time, for sure
Science for the science god!
If Diddleus was a real scientist, they'd spend a lot more time worrying about funding.
And then she just CGs away... Because apparently sorceresses CG away when they die. Bad synth noises and all.
This movie is... it's something...
lol, he looks just like the Hulk on this green island/planet
Circe falls in love and then dies. Convenient.
I think some exposition just spilled all over us. #Monsterdon
Aaaand we have butt. #Monsterdon
Hmmn β¦ for some reason Lou Ferrigno looks just right in that green light. Just right.
Oh, so that's why she's wearing a swimsuit?
Spammers dry-humping the Monsterdon crew like we're not experts at identifying bullshit
This is "fan on a boat pointed at the sails" level physics here. #Monsterdon
YEET THE STONE! YEET THE STONE!
Hercules, you can tie a knot, what the hell are you doing
"Unfortunately, the budget won't allow for winged horses...."
well okay we don't get to see herc's balls, but we did get to see herc's giant crack
I keep thinking "why is this happening" but that's not how you watch this move.
Oh wow, he just made the Straits of Gibraltar!
Herc fucks around with hydrology again #Monsterdon
bet she's sweating like a hog in that plastic bodice
#Monsterdon
So the egg can cast Tetra Magic, so what. #Monsterdon
Is this all a Bene Gesserit trick?
isnt this a scene in dune
what in The Power of Greyskull...
Oo, Thera needs Alka-Seltzer #Monsterdon
#monsterdon HERCULES WATCH OUT IT'S KILLDOZER
( the director's barely disguised fetish )
Actually it might be Daedalus that wins the stupid hat contest
I mean sure you can have ten drops of my blood but autoclave the knife first, hmmkay? #monsterdon
I like how any time there is magic bullshit in this movie you hear laser noises and see some bright neon lights.
Oh good, another miscellaneous character with miscellaneous powers #monsterdon
She's gonna make him a genuinely disgusting omlette. #Monsterdon
His skirt shrank bc it was made out of cotton.
At what point do human body builders have too much muscle to float? I don't think it's technically possible, but Hercules looks like he comes close. #Monsterdon
boobies almost out bathing suit codpiece curtain lady
#Monsterdon
Hercules, you did remember to evacuate the horses first, right?
I don't remember the log constellation, which one is that one
And that's how we got the constellation The Pencil #Monsterdon
YEAR OF THE HORSE!
Lou was not hired for his ability to portray complex emotional feelings. #monsterdon
I burned down my house because I don't know why I'm so strong.
Sure, checks out.
#monsterdon
I just love the kind of fight choreography in which you can tell the participants were never in the same room at the same time
this is why I like Marvel movies
A really big stick. Did they ever try that in a Godzilla movie?
tbh they've not found a much better way of taking a drone out that by "throwing something at it"
Can Hercules fashion a crude laser out of mirrors?
steampunk drone attack
#Monsterdon
She ate some bad Dippin' Dots
Uh oh, evil is so pretty... maybe we should we let evil win?
This is all very Italian. #Monsterdon
When all you have is a Hercules every problem looks like heavy shit roped to a stick
I can't watch Lou The Hulk be Hercules. Steve Reeves is the only one for me (mostly KSTW-11 long before MST3K came along).
#monsterdon
what the fuck dog???? #monsterdon
they only have one sound effect
#Monsterdon
Oh, hey there Romulan babe. #Monsterdon
who???? ... what?? science? ??? #monsterdon
when you put all your eggs in one basket by making one hero guy instead of improving all humans, you had better give him more powers than just being really buff, healing would be an obvious power for the protector of good #monsterdon
actual lols as he threw the bear into Space...and maybe the Phantom Zone as well!
so bold!
We have Clash of the Titans at home.
still better than Kevin Sorbo
Athena wearing a fancy white dress is bugging me way more than it should. One of her aspects is a warrior goddess!
ok gods if you didn't want all your magical objects being shattered and releasing evil all over the place why don't you not just leave them floating around in space #monsterdon
"Hey Bob! I'm finishing the audio for the movie, what sounds to snakes make?"
"Like a really shady guy in intense pain."
"Thanks Bob"
I have never seen a toddler wrestle magic snakes until today
Donβt just TELL EVERYONE about the secret passage