It’s kinda fun seeing the models at scale. 🙂

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Did she just get back from the vet

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so this was just the intro?? oh dear….. #monsterdon #hercules1983

Daedelus is sending Mecha King Ghidorah to fight Hercules.
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Cosmic rays? Are they going to become the Fantastic Four? #monsterdon

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Next Hercules will have to defeat Mechamechagodzilla!

hercules vs mecha-ghidora

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Why don't they just throw Xerxes into space?

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“Daedalus, not your LEGO® again.”

#Monsterdon

It... has a tiny black hole in it? #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz Next up: "This place is a Mecca of monsters!" ​:floofLol:​

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

I bet it was Sparta that made the moon base

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Daedalus was a man, right?
#Monsterdon

How is Daedalus keeping that cod piece in pla... um... nevermind. #monsterdon #Hercules

this thing has more reflection glares than j. j. abrams's star trek

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... how many heads?

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Dragon tank? Someone call Crono. #monsterdon

Everything in this movie is so shiny

#monsterdon #hercules1983

Ok I just want to point out that if you can just magic stuff up simply by LOOKING in a particular direction I just can't see how getting some mortal to do the stuff for you is even necessary...

How about another sitting down sorcerers battle? Monsterdon would love that! 😁

#Monsterdon

"When the moon is in the 7th house..." Ooops! When the 7th moon is in the house!

#Monsterdon

Oh what don't tell me he's gonna get freaking winged sandals as well. #monsterdon #Hercules1983

So a blood sucking witch who dresses like a Shera villain is Hercules's best friend now? Cool.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

What happened to that super intelligence thing?

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#Hercules_1983

“Welcome to Grey Gardens, young man” #Monsterdon

I'm down with this Circe design

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oh no i have THE GIGGLES #Monsterdon

@cptbutton yeah that's probably true

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#monsterdon standard issue sorceress attire

Sure, she's hot now, but now she no longer has a comfy outfit and the power of napping on command.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

Ohhhhhhhh shit! Herc gon' hafta throw hisSELF into space!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

#monsterdon y’all are SOL, you’ll never have charm in a million years

@diazona

Herc knocked them all down with stuff he threw.

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#Hercules_1983

Garden of Eden == blinky light waterfalls
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This! This is the garden of Eden!

Just these 5 square meters. The other side of the river is Out Of Bounds...

That's the Rock Quarry of Eden.

#monsterdon

Wait... How does Herc know about Garden of Eden. That's a completely different... no, never mind. I should really just relax. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

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young version of which looks like Catherine Zeta Jones

Seriously, what's up with that codpiece? #monsterdon

Exiled from civilization to a paradise island. Oh no. What a horrible curse. #Monsterdon

Could someone do Nyrah archly saying "NICE OUTFIT" please? #monsterdon #Hercules1983

@maple Now I want some Hercules blood too! I think I'm going to need quite a few drops though...

#Monsterdon

So, the witch is a vampire? this movie has everything, greek mythology, aliens. The only thing missing is a screenplay.
#monsterdon
#hercules1983

Botox has come a long way since then. #monsterdon

Whoa, Hercules knows about the Bible! #monsterdon

"This is a Garden of Eden!" A garden of what now?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Hercules, propelled to the surface by semi-divine farts that sound like whalesong #Monsterdon

"When the seventh moon rises"

um, lady, I think we've only got the one

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#monsterdon "This is a Garden of Eden!"

Lol ok, movie, there's ONE kind of metaphor you really cannot use in your ancient Greece epic

"When the seventh moon rises..."

so what, we lost six moons since ancient Greece?

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

Eden? Wrong Myth cycle!

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#Hercules_1983

gay waterfall! #monsterdon

@srol

Please. My posts are far more dumb.

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#Monsterdon #Hercules1983 gaslight gatekeep girlboss

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the seventh moon? How many moons are there?

@bstacey #monsterdon

No, XERXES, god-emperor of the Persians!

@msh @miru lol yeah it's funny watching the subtitles diverge more and more from the dialogue

#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[inner monologue] "Circe? I better not tell her what the guys down at the feed store call her!"

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Feh, called it on Circe

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Well, that worked. #monsterdon

Saoirse, the Circeress. #Monsterdon

Have something to eat #monsterdon #Hercules1983

"I'm Circe, the circer-ess"

#Monsterdon

I don't think #monsterdon is the time to try a scam with the line "The Mastodon team is excited to inform you that your content is capturing the audience's attention." Not when I'm making the dumbest posts I ever made.

No! You're screwing up the headology! At least keep a wart! #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Even MORE glowy. I can’t take it anymore.

#Monsterdon

How in the hell are we not even an hour into this hot mess. #Monsterdon

I slurp my soup the same exact way!

#Monsterdon

Herc's blood unlike today's pharma has no side effects. #Monsterdon

Mmmm... that's good Herc blood

#monsterdon
#Hercules

don't worry it's just a shell game

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

That blood should gush out like a fountain given his blood pressure and roid veins. #monsterdon

Will his blood remove her old age makeup?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

She just ODed on demigod blood. #Monsterdon

Eau de Ferrigno.

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Whoa. Sharp knife. He shrugged off spinny sword rims earlier. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

“Take them to my boat, Shannon Tweed’s coming over for a shoot” #Monsterdon

Are you telling me he could stand there and be attacked by swirling blades on chariot wheels, but an old witch with a knife could just cut him?

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

mmmMMMmmmm THAT'S good BLOOD!

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

vampire lady? vampire lady.

#monsterdon

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not sure I want to be that anymore!"

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

Help us Hercules, you're our only hope!

#Monsterdon

Herc, you need to chill bro.

#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

Box is freezing 30 year olds at the other end of that tunnel. #monsterdon #Hercules

snack break
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@apLundell Rudeness is always the best way to convince others to help you.

#Monsterdon

Oh, a charm. I was imagining more The Golden Chalice of Protein Shake.

#monsterdon #hercules1983

#monsterdon So how does THIS blade pierce his skin?

Subtitle was kinder

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#monsterdon "I need help, witch!"

#Monsterdon 💪 🧔‍♂️ 🐻 👊 🌌 🇬🇷 😱

Help you do what exactly?

If ever a scene begged for the line “walk this way,” it’s this one with the witch.

#Monsterdon

We're halfway, folks!

#monsterdon

“Fairy goddess”???

I’m offended on Athena’s behalf #Monsterdon

okay, I feel like this voice actress was also the voice of the main antagonist, Zelda, in "Terrahawks"

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

He can't believe it.

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She had to walk really slow waiting for Hercules to remember his line.😆
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And here we come, full circle. Washed up from the water once again. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983

…
The lady thought Herc might be… insincere? About his name?

…

Okay.
#Hercules1983 #Monsterdon

"I'm not a witch I'm your wife!"

#monsterdon

oh right _this_ apartment, the one she sublet to Box in like another 5000 years. good to see he's kept it up

#monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc