Cross the rainbow that will lead them to the gates of the Castro district. #monsterdon #Hercules
Always a good sign when you need a narrator to remind you about the plot
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cross the rainbow....to the gates...of hell...??
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Look I appreciate a show that has actually read the original material #monsterdon #Hercules1983 , strip mines it and then just goes wahaaaay !
Wait what? Rainbow? Gates of Hell??
"cross the rainbow that will lead them to the gates of hell" omgwtfbbq is this
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their rainbow crossing walk is not very convincing
And now they're using the Bifrost. Make up your damn mythos, movie!
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Endless stairway will lead where? I thought the whole point is that itβs endless #Monsterdon
Endless stairway? That sounds like too much work. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
HEIMDAL! OPEN THE BIFROST! #monsterdon
The "green isle of Thera" apparently means just lit in green, not, like verdant or anything
Why did this "hydra" despawn?
They took a rainbow to hell?!?!
On the green isle of Thera with it's three moons... WTF!? Is Thera on Saturn?
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Casio Peah. The other electronics brand.
It's not actually green in the books, it's just that everyone wears green glasses all the time so everyone _thinks_ it's
@srol That "cerberus" was giving so much Dragon Tank
why did she need hercules for that. she already had the shield
Daedelus' Robotix toys are just not cutting it. #monsterdon #Hercules
#monsterdon endless stairway sounds fun
Gee Hercules, for a smart guy you don't know how shields work?
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βCirce, stop being a back-seat fighter!β
Hercules: The Legendary Robots #monsterdon
there are some Noises happening in this movie
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Hydra had to go back to its home planet. #monsterdon
Is she supposed to be wearing, like, a plate 1-piece swimsuit?
@Canageek @WizardOfDocs Missed that one (my instance likes to crash once a #monsterdon )
Kinda sus that Cerce is just standing around next to Hercules and still making him do all the work
Riding the rainbow. All the way to Hell! #Monsterdon
So the hydra only has three heads... is a robot... and is defeated with the medusa strategy? WTF?
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So, the gods invented fire engine sirens.
This movie loves Chrono Trigger noises
Those are some REALLY annoying noises!
And omg the bad synth noises!
lol, how many Moons does Earth suddenly have now?
Come for the stabby stabby stay for the pew pew
βI am Circe, the Time Lady, sorry, regenerating usually goes a lot faster but it also doesnβt usually involve dipshit bloodβ #Monsterdon
Dragon Engine was a pretty useful artifact back in the day. +1/+0 for colorless mana. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Her dress is going to get dirty if she keeps sitting on that prison floor. #monsterdon
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Circe has to tell Herc how to kill this one with the sheild. His super-intelligence has failed him.
@msh And they only had couch change to make their dream come true
My Hydra is a plushie, not a robot!
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She is such an armchair quarterback. #Monsterdon
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no if you make that monster you need to make the heads be able to move *independently* otherwise it's just one head sliced into three sub-heads
#monsterdon Well, that is not how "reflections" work, but let's go with it.
#monsterdon aim like a mfβn storm trooper
so very grateful for Circe
Which one's the immortal head? #monsterdon #Hercules1983
he hasn't thrown anything into space for a while
Why are they going through the Gates of Hell? Why is Hercules so easily led?
Isn't a 'shiny shield' how you defeat a medusa?
Whaddya mean we don't get to see Herc take Cerberus for walkies because they got the species wrong? :C
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Herculess vs. giant mech: this is me at level 71 in any Dwemer ruin in Skyrim.
So the hydra is just a space toy with clacky hinges?
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Oh no, it's a Cylon!
#monsterdon looks like they sprang for the upgrade
Sorry, Mecha-Ghidorah #monsterdon
Mecha hydra!
not sold on Circe's boots, tho
I just remembered what those toys reminded me of, Erector Sets!
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So no Lerna Swamp awww or presumably Kerberos. #monsterdon #Hercules1983
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Why doesn't Hercules just start giving blood to all of the old people? That coulda helped his mom, for one thing..
They really didn't want Hercules killing a dog in this movie, I see. #monsterdon
Is Cerce's body suit just really thick gold paint?
Believe people when they tell you that they're an evil sorceress. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon for a dragon itβs really pretty quiet
Oooh! Okay I love this cave with giant columns. Great set. And skeletons too boot. I wonder what the rent is like.
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HERCULES VS. KING GHIDORAH #monsterdon
@faoluin Yes, another who gets the Rita Repulso energy. #Monsterdon #Hercules1983
Also, gotta say, gender-bent Daedulus's outfit would TOTALLY work on any Galactor commander.
@randy_s you might be better off missing the start
Cave full of pillars.
I have a sudden bad feeling for Circe.
Never mind, I've got a good feeling for you in the 20th century. #TalkingAboutMyOwnWriting
cheezy practical effects my beloved
#monsterdon Mecha Ghidora looking good there
King Minos is somehow both Elon Musk and Christopher Nolan, in that he overconfidently believes he has any idea what he's talking about
Circe kept that outfit just in case she un-olded herself. #monsterdon
grow a little bit? do you have a problem with size, Minos?
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Oh great. Another annoying noise machine. Kill me now.
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all these caves with weirdly flat floors
Is Circe really tricking Hercules, though?
Yeah, I do science the same way.
I'm throwing out my High School Junior Classical League framed non-specific recognition document.
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Daedalus, make my monster grow!
wait is this just mighty morphin power rangers?
does hercules end up being the big head in the tank? (zoron or whatevver the fuck his name was)
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Oh no a boat that's in a completely different movie somwhere. #monsterdon
Sheβs never been the same since Miracle Max left her #Monsterdon
"Could I just see it grow a little bit? It would mean a lot to me. Please."
Funnily enough, that's in every AO3 entry for this movie. #monsterdon
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Make my minion GROW
yay more giant stop-motion robots!
Lou Ferrigno is gonna be in a movie later this year. The villain in what looks like a variation on slasher films. It's called "The Hermit" and while it doesn't look great, imma totally watch it.
This composer was just mainlining the Superman soundtrack, wasn't he #monsterdon
Well, make up your mind. Is it cosmic rays? Or fire?
Cosmic rays?! That's Fantastic Four not Hulk, get it right ya'll. #monsterdon
#monsterdon sorry, cosmic rays of deadly fire is a premium upgrade
"Could I see it grow just a little bit?" MM-hey